I'M SO TIRED OF WINNING

>>81320209
/tv/ should be scabs desu

We would kill it with 15 straight Rick and Morty skits on SNL

>Fuck we need these 6 figure writers to make the same Drumpf jokes every day. Okay I think I got it... BLUMP

>liberal horseshit put on hiatus
thank you

>>81320282
>be writer
>want to get 20% pay raise to make the same le drumpf jokes
lol I hope they fire every single last one of them

>>81320209
>SO JIMMY FLORPF
>Gimme shekels

Main sticking points are pension, payment scales for shorter TV seasons, and residuals from streaming services.

This will expose and show which one of the late night host are actually funny like the last one did.

>Showing old lettermans during the writers strike
>Young Angelina Jolie is second guest after Jeff Goldblum
>She's awkward and qt as fuck
>muh heart
>He asks her about a boyfriend or husband she just broke up with
>She looks really sad and walks off whle they're cutting to commercial

Last time the writers went on strike I went back in time and fell in love...

>>81320384
So James Corden and possibly Stephen Colbert or Conan O'Brien?

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>>81320455

>>81320584
Since Conan was a writer he's supported them during strikes and usually does well during the strike.

>>81320455
She really was a qt. It's a damn shame what the globalists did to her.

>>81320584
>Stephen Colbert
loll

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>>81320815
I loved young Angie, dirtbag Angie, pure sex Angie, even pokemon trainer with weird fake accent Angie, but I can't do it anymore ;_;

She's so clearly fucked in the head now and it hurts my soul.

How do I get their jobs?

>>81320946
Colbert is actually funny.

>>81321058
Yeah but he's not allowed to do anything but shill now.

>>81320961
>pokemon trainer with weird fake accent Angie
lol which one is that?

>>81321058

He isn't his own thing anymore, he has shitty Tonight Show expectations to live up to and adhere by now

>>81320209
You need talent to do So Trump jokes?

>>81320384
No, they'll just go off the air and show reruns like the last strike.

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>>81321121
When she permanently stopped talking in her natural voice for some reason and started adopting everything. It's hard to pinpoint when it went wrong but I was still all about this kinda stuff.

>>81321058
He's funny if you don't about any of the topics he's speaking about. He does have talent but it's all devoted to presenting you news via tunnel vision.

>>81320209
So tv and movies are going to get even worse in a couple months?

>>81320209
Why is Alec Baldwin trashing Harrison Ford?

SNL's season finale is May 20, so they wouldn't miss much.

>>81320584
"Coincidentally" Corden's show is going to be filmed in the UK over the summer

>>81321189
>her kids are pokemon
fucking kek dude.

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>>81321317
Dirtbag Angie was probably my fave desu

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>>81320209
uhhhh why not just fire them all and replace them with the bajillions of other writers in Hollywood waiting for their time to shine?

Just blackball all these losers and call it a day.

>>81320377
Pension?!?!? Who the fuck, in this day and age, seriously thinks they can negotiate for a pension?

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>>81321058
>colbert
>funny
Drumph!

>>81321495
That's why I'm becoming a cop. Almost 100k a year after 20 years guaranteed.

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>>81320209
late night shows have writers?

>>81321543
It's not so guaranteed in any of the states that are effectively bankrupt

>>81321561
Are you serious or making a point?

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>>81320209

>it takes a room full of writers to make a joke about Trump

Who the fuck is paying these idiots?

>>81321700
>12 hour brainstorming session
>"Ain't nobody gettin outta here until we come up with a hit" whaddaya got

>PLOMPF
>DRIMPF
>GLORF
>CROMPF
>FRUPF

>Whoa slow it down, one season atta time !

>>81321414
i don't have any angelina pics myself, but for me her peak was between gone in 60 seconds and mr. and mrs. smith.

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>>81321891
I have a lot. I also don't think she was as prime when young but so fucking qt.

>>81321700
Trump makes himself a complete joke. How do you make something so ridiculous even more ridiculous?

>>81321058
Easy (You)s

>>81321938
>JONNIE SHLORPF!

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>winning

Have fun getting drafted to syria anon.

>>81321976
>BENNY HONKF!

>>81321014

Be Jewish, if not Jewish be connected some other way that isn't by being Jewish.

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>>81321236
We're not missing much now.
Same tired old "Trump is bad, m'kay" skits, every week.

>>81321933
i think foxfire is the intersection of stunning youth and stunning tits

>>81321885
>12 hour brainstorming session
Oh, the irony.

>>81322068
I'm sure they also have a stockpile of at least 50 'Kate McKinnon can make a wacky face' skits

>>81321543
>"guaranteed"
Good luck pig

>>81320377
>residuals from streaming services

WEW. LAD. they truly are mad men

>>81321646
Why would they need writers for interviews though? Doesn't Kimmel and Fallon make their own jokes and stuff?

>>81322302
It's mostly for the monologue of a show and any bits or games they do.

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>>81322084
Just gonna post some Angies since she never comes up on /tv/ unless its the kids being rude.

>>81322167
I'm gonna get you Trayvon

>>81320281

kek

>>81322384
do it.

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>>81321976
Don't forget Mexico not paying for the wall.

>>81321416

almost no good writer isn't already in the guild

>>81322614
her hands are so spooky now

>>81322737
>Mexico not paying for the wall
Mexicans sending money from the US to Mexico are going to be charged a tariff and it will be payed off in a few years you dummy.

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>>81322801
Yeah, I think that started happening before pure JUST

>>81322710
Yo, are they watching motherfucking Sidekicks?


MISTTERRRRRRRRRRRRR DUMPLING

>>81321416
The way the writers guild and SAG works is that if you're not in the guild, you cannot get work in hollywood, ergo anyone with experience is in the guild.

>>81321495
>>81321543
>>81322167
Is it really hard for Americans to get their pensions or something?

>>81322858
>Americans getting pensions in the first place
lol

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>>81320281
Follow it up with a concrete reinforced slab.. some Sam Hyde "stand up" and that bitch will be buried for eternity

TV writing looks like fun...in 30 rock

It probably actually sucks

>BUILD THE ____

Two assholes losing their shows

And nothing of value was lost

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>>81322924

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>>81322904
>Sam Hyde hosts SNL
>talks about poz parties for monologue
>the boos and silence get overwhelming
>Sam gets in character and does the same Rick and Morty bit 10 sketches in a row
>Fake burp noises and yelling GOD DOESNT EXIST in different settings for the entire show

wew

>>81321495
People in unions.

>>81321416
>Lets cut each others throats in a race to the bottom
Go fuck yourself junior.

>>81321976
>/leftypol/ is so low energy and lazy that all they can do is piggyback memes
Pathetic.

>>81322858
For well over 20 years, both firms and government have been unable to meet pension funding due to poor financial decisions.

A really bad example is with New Jersey public employees. Starting at the turn of the millennium, the government forgone funding the pension and instead gave increased benefits with a promise to fund the pension later. Then it didn't happen. Then Governor Christie had a plan put in place that would have stricter benefits vesting by banking on a better economy. That didn't happen and the pensions now won't have a clause that include cost-of-living adjustments. NJ Supreme court upheld Christie's plan and, although NJ is trying to make regular payments, they are still short of over $100 billion.

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>winning

>travel ban 1 failed
>travel ban 2 failed
>keystone pipeline using american steel failed
>couldn't repeal obamacare, even though the republicans literally control congress
>signed a bill overturning FCC regulations protecting your privacy online
>getting mexico to pay for wall failed
>defeating isis in 30 days failed
>drain the swamp was a lie
>lock her up was a lie
>no cuts to medicare was a lie
>even breitbart is acknowledging the russian shills in trump's cabinet- flynn just got denied immunity

>>81323060
I'd be one of the few that stay tuned just to watch him bomb and see SNL go down in flames.
He does his monologue where he pulls people from the audience, the only laughter you hear is his own.
At the end, half the cast doesn't show up. There's a wide circle around him, they're trying to keep their distance. Nobody wants to shake his hand, they just walk off

>>81320209
Last time this happened Colbert, Stewart, and O'Brien had that feud

>>81320330
The dumbass who watches this shit everyday could take their jobs, just watch the reruns and say Trumpet has tiny hands along with whatever current event is going on

>>81323361
and people blame /pol/ for /tv/ going to shit when really it's having so many reddit shills on here that took /tv/down. lol

>>81322804
Lmao this delusion.

>>81323361
t. imgurian

>>81323344
Brutal. In Canada everyone pays into the CPP, so you're guaranteed something when you retire. Got to move the old folks out of the work force.

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>>81323361
This is an Angie thread or imagining /tv/ running SNL.

Go be a nerd somewhere else.

>>81323205
hnnnnnnnng

>>81323361
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/63nxsn/update_i_was_tired_of_liberals_saying_trump_hasnt/

>getting BTFO by reddit
lol sweetie...

>>81320209
Oh no! How the heck will I know that Jonald Bflumpf is bad if all these talented comedy writers go on strike? I'll have to search for alternative sources of comedy! Nooooooo!

@81321058
Tasty b8

>>81323621
>he browses reddit

Stay there, fag.

I will only miss Conan. The rest can die for all I care.

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>>81320377
>residuals from streaming services
We want some of that internet money!

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>tfw can't find this in good res

>>81323670
I'll immediately disregard hundreds of thousands of articles and posts because of muh website wars. Come back when you turn 16, kid.

>>81323719
>>81323691
why are you even spamming this shit? you must be an easily replaced w(a)g(e)a slave

>>81323482
Oh, you mean like this nigger?

>>81323621
>>81323694

Fuck off to reddit.

@81323694
>Come back when you turn 16, kid.
>muh website wars
>sweetie
You get your (You) when you actually put forth the effort to get one. Until then, only humiliation.

>>81323685
Conan might do the same thing he did last time. He'll keep going and just wing it every episode. I'm not sure how much writing goes into his remotes.

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>>81323775
>>81323760
just stop

>>81320209
how nice must it be to have an outside organization prop you up, make sure you get paid more than you deserve and be able to actually make other people think your job is something special and not something any intern from a college English program could do

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>>81323734
>hurr i wanted butthurt klorpfsters

Fuck off retard.

>>81321202
if they hire scabs they'll probably get better

Now that Craig Ferguson is gone, the only passable Late show is Conan.
All the rest are pure garbage, propaganda.

>>81322850
this Hollywood Union are the biggest fucking racket on the planet

>>81323835
taking lives is underrated

>>81322922
shame those boobies are no more wonder if Brad had em taxidermied and kept them in the divorce

>>81323835
you're the retard only retard here

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Time for the true hero of late night to reclaim his throne. Time for the bearded ginger Adonis to reclaim his throne.

>>81323917
oh yeah I forgot she's titless now. Does she just go around with a flatchest or does she wear fake tit bras?

I wonder what the ramifications are this time. We're still reeling from the last writer's strike in terms of creativity and all this does is reinforce the idea studios can churn out more garbage with or without writers. I hope it kills capeshit blockbusters this time.

>>81321976
>Leftists still have no clue what Trump planned on doing or what Trump supporters wanted
This is why they lost

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>not posting /fa/ngelina

>>81324164
god damnit why don't all females have those lips

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>>81323734
>being anti waifuposting
you don't belong here

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>>81324083
>liberals are leftists
kekking tee bee ayche

>>81324164
she'd be perfect for sex trafficking!

>>81324230
>overton window is anything but far left
nice mem'ning

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>>81324164
saved desu

>>81320209
Those piece of shit a holes better not. Why are they threatening them?

>>81321495
the WGA strike in 07-08 was catastrophic to the biz. they will give them what they want

>>81324347
WHY WAS THAT MOVIE GARBAGE
It should have been perfect it had everything I liked a weird retro pulp vibe, mad science, airships, Angie
Why did it turn into garbage

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>>81324471
I never actually saw it, my friend told me it sucked.

The posters and pics look awesome.

The last time this happened the best Bond movie ever came out of it. Bring it on.

>>81320209
>saturday night live
Wow and literally nothing of value will be lost

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>>81323941
She got implants in their place.

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>>81321189

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>>81324823
I can't even rummage up a crying wojak and delete this. It's really sad ;_;

>>81324823
Why do all the hot ones end up either crazy or brainwashed ultra left wingers or both

>>81324164
She was never beautiful

>>81324924

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tjy5RmmXb2Y

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>>81324924
She's still fairly based, loves guns.

But the jews are too strong.

>>81324958
Well the majority of living humans disagrees.

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Goodnight /tv/

>>81323931
God I hope they go on strike so we get more Conankino.
Please let this happen.

>>81321976
Anti-Trump people have no patience, all those months gloating about biased polls and you still lost in the end.

>tfw /pol/ or as I like to call them the niggers of 4chan, ruined my ability to shit on late night talk shows

I just want to talk about how bad they are without being called a trumpfag. I wish nothing but ill will towards these shows

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Watching Tomb Raider Cradle of Life as we speak

>>81321976
I'd say, "they" are still winning because a paid stooge wasn't elected for president like the past were. Trump represents a big/huge change, and considering the corrupt shit show America's government has been, that's not a bad thing.

>>81324427
why? the strike just showed em they could just fill any slot with a reality show that's cheaper to make and would make em more money. only think the last strike accomplished was revealing just how unimportant writers are

>>81326001
But wouldn't that by default also have shown how unimportant anyone else involved with shows other than reality tv is? I mean, if replacing a show with reality tv is the answer, then the "comedian" hosts, the producers, the actors, etc would all be equally fucked as the writers.

>>81326367
Yes
Late Night Talk shows are the easiest cheapest nonsense to make all you need is a host to make bad jokes, a "celebrity" guest plugging whatever shit they are doing at the moment, shitty musical "talent" and the occasional skit poking fun at the most obvious target in the media