How did he get so many girlfriends?

confidence

"I work for the Yankees"

"Can we meet all the players?!"

"Uhhhh sure"

>>81317225
He was a fictional character on a fictional television program and the writers decided to give him fictional gfs

No internet

It was a different time.

>>81317225
Just enough charisma and stability to get a few dates, but never enough to make relationships that last well. Thus, the comedic antics.

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He wasn't shut in, had friends, lies.

Does George have a big dick?

>>81317319
What was so different about it?

>>81317225
superior jewish genes

>>81318013
He's Jewish?

>>81318153
All the main cast are Jews.

He was a bad boy. Chicks love the bad boy.

>>81317225
Jewish writers/ Jewish power fantasies.

He was written that way

because he wasn't a pussy who is afraid of rejection and went after those hos

>>81318178
Even Kramer?

>>81318377
His name was Kramer for fucks sake

how many STD's did they each get?

>>81317525
That was one thing I didn't like about Seinfeld. All the different girlfriends and boyfriends the main characters got seemed so unrealistic.

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>>81317225
>>81317535

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>>81318464
>massive panguses

I have never heard that before

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>>81318446
>tfw no Elaine gf

>>81318464
http://abcnews.com.co/donald-trump-tweets-penis/

>>81318404
Unrealistic for a basement-dweller pussies like us, anon. Besides jews---->$$$

>>81318538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gri2I0SZwgQ&list=PL36_Bx5IcjjFj8sv3WN0TfC_XgLBoQmur

>>81317580
less blacks

>>81317225
good looking

job

friends with a famous comedian

>>81317580
Back then all you had to do to be considered white was not be black.

Did he? George seemed like he dated a normal amount for a guy in his 30's living in NYC.

>>81318884
Or Irish.

he had confidence, was a creative/ingenious liar and had the balls to commit to his lies

>>81319056
plus he ate ass, which wasn't mainstream in the 90's yet so it gave him an edge

>>81317535
shrinkage

>>81317535
Not after he gets out of the pool

He's Larry David's self insert

>>81318855
George was not good looking. Larry David isn't good looking either.

>>81317225
He did the opposite.

>>81319449
A lesson for all of us.

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>>81318354
Pretty much it, he kept throwing himself out there because he didn't give a shit. It's a numbers game at that point.

He was based off the guy who wrote the show

>>81317225
He actually asked them out.

>>81319860
He do you ask out a grill?

>>81319875
notify her that you are the official pussy inspector

>complain about no gf
>never asked a girl out

It's like complaining about not having a job when you haven't applied to any.

>>81319875
Depends whether you're in high school, college, or the real world.

>>81320200
Yeah if you're all growned up, you pretty much ask them out at the end of the initial interaction because you know that's the only chance to connect. In the real world, people get pretty isolated so they have to seize every chance. There's no cozying up to a girl over the course of months in class.

How do I convince my wife to let me have a gf?

>>81320255
Also rejection is tons easier to deal with since you never have to see that person again. She could be saying no for an infinite number of reasons that aren't because she finds you repulsive. It's just a numbers game.

>>81318178
Michael Richards isn't, Jews got pissed at him for lying about being a Jew years ago.

Also Kramer isn't, he's uncircumcised and strongly and vocally opposed to circumcision.

>>81318973
Considering one year he was engaged he averages around 7-8 people dated a year.

For a single man in his 30s, with a job living in Manhattan I'd say that's about par.

>>81320293
Let her have a bull.

Be warned, open relationships rarely end well for the male.

>>81318539
She would just dump you for not putting a "!" on her phone message

>>81321178
Yeah because women get hit on all the time whereas men have to seek it out. In an open relationship, all the woman has to do is accept the first offer she gets, it'll probably be in the same week. Whereas a man will have to go actively hit on tons of women.

This is also why men are more faithful in relationships. Not because they're better people, but because most stop hitting on other women. But the woman can't control other men hitting on her, so she's exposed to temptation more often.

NYC is a big fuckin' city and he (usually) had a good job. That's literally it.

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Jerry: Whadda ya mean you broke up with her on facebook?
George: I changed my status!
Jerry: You didn't even text her?
George: No Jerry! I changed it from in relationship to single, she'll get the notification! Bang, it's done!
Elaine: Ugh, sorry I'm late, I couldn't find an uber. What's going on?
Jerry: George broke up with the girl he met on tinder by changing his facebook status
Elaine: My last tinder date didn't go so well. He didn't even have netflix, he wanted us to watch a YIFY movie on VLC!
Kramer: A:10 V:10! My boy YIFY always delivers!

>>81317535
hes a big guy

>>81321967
Perfect. Read it exactly in their voice.

>>81318398

STD's weren't invented until we all inhaled the dust from 9/11

Now, I know what your thinking: AIDs

Well HIV doesn't cause AIDs

>>81321967
jery get ipad

>>81321967
kek