Childhood faps.

Get it over with

>>81318648
>jap cartoons

That ghost rape scene in Scary Movie 2

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> will always want to fuck crazy because of the infinite boners you got from her
MUH DICK IS STILL DIAMONDS THINKING ABOUT IT

>>81319011
Minmay a shit, Misa Hayase is best gril

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Bitch can transform my dick

>>81319009

Same. Hell, just seeing this pic sets muh dick off.

>>81317040
>Childhood faps from 1993
Go to bed granddad

>>81319011
to be in love, to live a dream, must be the sweetest feeling that a girl can feel.

>>81319092
>childhood faps from 2014
Don't you have school tomorrow?

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>>81319092
don't you have homework that needs doing?

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>>81319361
rangers marathon was so good for young boners

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>haven't I told you to not get out of your chastity cage alone anon. What a bad kid you are!

>>81319422
>dat jiggle when she turned around

Just about every scene with Rebecca De Mornay in Risky Business. Particularly the first scene with her where the wind blows the door open.

I can't fucking find a clip of it online though so here's the train sequence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDlTGhe3YoE

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goldeneye russkie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQq3mHLZ-X0
No regrets.

>>81319657
unironically, straight-up, best bond girl IMO

>>81319657
>Fapping to Natalya when Famke is there as Xenia

Gay

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>>81319657
right film, wrong girl

famke is a fucking goddess

I didn't begin fapping until I was 18

>>81319745
Does pre-surgery Angelina remind anyone else of Kaley Cuoco with big lips?

>>81319769
natalya mo betta idc what ya think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb37Nh_Sg4g

Got walked in on jerking to this

>>81319801
God yes.

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>>81319879

>>81319855
Based. Music videos used to be the ultimate masturbation catalog.

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>to bad "it" was a tranny

>>81319657
Was best bond girl fro me until Eva G.

However I used to fap to the Golden Eye opening sequence. Those silhouettes were enough to do it for me senpai.

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Patrician faps.

>>81319920
>i cant get turned on by a woman who pretends to have a dick for a joke

closeted as fuck lad.

>>81319966
>Got an ex rental DVD copy of Y Tu Mamá También for $1 about 4 years ago
>Still haven't watched it

Why do I waste my time so excessively?

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Tore this out of a wrestling mag, hid it behind a photograph in a frame by my bed, used to pull it out to wank

Catholic parents were a mistake

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>>81319804
Literally my first fap at 15.
is it supposed to hurt?

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>>81319840

>>81319920
fuck she's hot, reminds me of anna nicole smith

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>>81320029
literally my first fap at like 10

Wild on E! at Mardi Gras

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>>81317040
i'm pretty sure this was my first fap

>>81320090
>reminds me of anna nicole smith

dude

>>81319446
the perfect jewess

>>81320077
Mother
Fucking
Botan

>>81319879
Whoa, Methuselah is in the house.

>>81319076
You sir have patrician tastes. Go about your business with head held high.

>>81319297
Oh, I thought childhood faps meant fapping to children

>>81320154
lel

>>81320012
I thought she was hot when I was like 14 but looking at her now those are some fucking ghastly fake tits.

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>>81319920
anna nicole smith was prime fapping material back then

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>>81320159
bingo

>>81320208
Ive got a bimbo fetish now, I dont care if they look real, I want them to look like theyre cum sluts

>>81320223
Is that band camp? Holy fuck, undercover hottie.

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>>81320099
The E! channel was great for non-porn fapping back in the late 90's early 00's

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>>81317040
Bai Ling's shower scene in The Crow.

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i clearly remember pausing the vhs as a lad for dem titties

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>she will never pull your pants down and give you a spanking

>>81320012
I remember my friends bother showing me the VHS of this occurance in wwf.

>>81320274
>>81320099
>mfw I realise my dark haired, dark eyed tanned skin fetish derives from my first wank

My girl now looks like a cheap knock off of Brooke if she were out of shape and Egyptian. But still im happy

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>>81320296
>patents rent titanic
>make you sip the scene
>watch it a billion times over and over the second they leave

>>81320208
Fake tits are hot. Same as >>81320261, I want to fuck plastic.

>>81320226
I was sad when she died because they're wouldn't be any new pictures. My all time favorite bimbo

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>>81319361
She was my first 8 yr old boner....and she is still Fap worthy today

>>81320325
Just picturing the tracking wear that must have created for the next person to rent it.

Kids today don't know.

>>81320325
>vhs version is split in 2 separate tapes
>steal the half with dem tiddies for personal use
D E V I L I S H

>>81320336
She was incredible.

I always assume that bimbos are superhumanly intelligent and have just decided to game the world. I think this might be because of Superman 3.

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>>81319879
Here you go, anon.

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pic related was my main

>>81320457
lewd

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>>81320457

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>>81319034

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In retrospect her boobs weren't very nice but Dizzy is absolutely gorgeous.

>>81320474

>she will never hold down Margot robbie and drain her life force

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>>81320425
She went from small town stripper to millionaire, she did something right. Also "there"

>>81320413
So. Many. Fetishes. The French know how to do cartoons

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>>81319801
>>81319009
CRAZY FUCKS THE BEST

>>81320558
In the 90s and early 00s she was so amazing. Shes still hot as hell now, but back then? Untouchable.

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>>81319657
She is 47 and still looks this HOT!!!

>>81320531
indeed they made a show called lolirock they really know how to get an audience.

>>81320608
mamma mia

>>81320564
yea this

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>>81320608
yes

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my bedroom walls were literally full of pammy pics from newspapers/magazines. Mum wasn't too pleased.

>>81320529
Yeah... I'll stand by the hypothesis that bimbos are geniuses.

>>81320825
wtf is with mums getting the shits about sons wanting to fuck hot sluts

feminist cunts trying to make boys suppress their sexuality, how healthy is that

>>81320825
Oh man, you could at least have been less obvious. I feel lucky never to have had to resort to pin-ups thanks to being just the right age to discover internet porn.

put me out of my fuckin misery with IMAGINE

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>>81320457

>>81320505
She was the first set of Tits I saw on the big screen!

>>81320892
>why does a mom not want to think about her son rubbing his cock until semen erupts from it all over the socks she's stuck washing

gee I have no fucking idea

>>81321051
yeah the bathroom doesnt exist, better just ban women from his mind

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>>81320825
Tell me you watched Snapdragon, anon.

https://giphy.com/search/sarah-michelle-gellar

>>81321091
Na I was 13/14. We didn't get obscure vhs's from the US, especially not soft porn kek I fucken wish.

Nope, just cutouts from newspapers, some topless ones too. ;)

>>81319117
How do I get the halloween CSS?

>>81320298
d-david? david bowie?

>>81319745
RISC architecture is gonna change everything.

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>>81321117

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Had a wet dream about her desu.

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diamonds every time

>>81321324
>>81321329
IMAGINE

>>81320892

They just don't want their baby boys to grow up.

>>81321324
>>81321329
desu I did jack it to this

>>81321329

only took 2 hours

>>81321324
>>81321329
I
M
A
G
I
N
E

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>>81321324
Legit no memeing

>>81321313
I got my first boner because of her. I still have fond memories of watching the movie just so I could see the scenes with her in it and play with my weiner.

>>81320958
i know that's an ass double, but damn, that little terrified swallow at the end of the webm is hot.

>>81320274
lol, yeah it was. so was the spanish channel. also edited howard stern on E! could be fap worthy

>>81320296
she was ugly as fug bro

>>81321745
That's objectively wrong and its not like she's some supreme waifu we care about to get mad.

Shitpost better.

>>81321623
JLC had some of the nicest natural tits.

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Not just the host, but half the shit they showed late at night on USA back then. Pretty sure they showed a few titties "by mistake" on occasion.

>>81320457
>me be 10 years old
>15 year old sister had this and worked out on the daily
>would lay down on couch pretending to read
>really grinding my junk into the couch and watching video while she wasn't looking
>think she may of known though

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>One tit bigger than the other

>>81321623

Imagine being Arnold...

>>81320261
>>81320333

Nah, I can't stand obviously orbs like that on lean bodies. I don't mind the bimbo look here and there but generally not a fan.

>>81321809
yea great perky ones. definitely underrated.

>>81320416
It's a travesty we never got to see her naked.

>>81321324
objectively a 10/10 body

i have a weird thing where I like to beat off to average looking women, or run down old whores that are past their prime. I know they're not good looking, but I think that's part of what I like about it.

>>81321324
I totally want to have sex with this woman

>>81321091
When Baywatch was a big thing here the same channel that showed it picked up the rights to this for what must have been peanuts because they played it endlessly for years. If I saw this was playing after 9:30pm in the tv guide I'd get so excited.

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>>81321688
Yea Howard Stern show had porn stars, hot celebrities and other girls. Then Wild On, Search Party and the show with Jules Asner.

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>>81321850
Miracle Beach
Bikini Carwash
Bikini Bistro
others

and the shows
Weird Science
Silk Stalkings
La Femme Nikita
others

Honestly, why did they change the format? Or don't have throwback weekends every now and then? Golden age USA Network was absolutely top tier

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Best fap!

>>81321623
Imagine being Dan Aykroyd, trying to finish writing Ghostbusters in the changing room, thinking of jokes. While Jamie keeps interuping you to "play doctor" and watch her "special dance". Imagine having to put a padlock on your belt to prevent her from forcibly trying to take off your pants. While you think of how you're gonna keep Bill Murray in check while filming and having Jamie sneaks up behind you, grabs your crotch and yells in a Gozer voice "I want your ectoplasm Dan!".

>>81321994
Rogue is hardcore

>>81322115
I have that.

I have just about every one of Score Group's 50plus or 60plus milf scenes.

I purely think it germinates from fapping to young, attractive women so much you just become conditioned so anything different is hot.

>>81322162
Vanessa Angel still looks fucking great at 50.

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>>81317040

I cannot describe the amount of joyous faps I had to this image of Sophia from Game Fan Magazine.

I had to rescan it to my hdd just for the boner-stalgia. I fapped to the anime too.

>>81320416
Mah nigga...

>>81322649
>Gamefan

muh nigga. Gamefan for the jap games, EGM for the news, EGM2 for cheats and tricks

>tfw mom made me chose which one to keep for sub, had to choose EGM2 :(

>>81320157
not jewish you mong

the naked woman from Not Another Teen Movie and and the porn from Werewolf in London

I had a big book about James Bond movies one of the women in it had magician outfit and you could see part of her nipple

>>81320029
I remember fapping to that image

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I can't help it, geeky awkward girls were my weakness.

In one of the guinness book of world records books there was a big picture of Danni Ashe

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Pretty much anything Xena Warrior Princess related sent my tweenage libido into a uncontrollable tailspin. It's insane when I think back on it. The urges.. the weakness.. how much more incredible faps were back then...

I haven't watched Xena in years, but damn was it perfect for me at that age.

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Oldfag reporting. Pic related

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Elsa from Last Crusade

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First scene in Not Another Teen Movie.

>>81319840
Thats not Bulma

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>>81322182

>>81318922
my nigga

>>81318922
glad im not the only one

>>81318922
wasnt lewd enough but was good

>>81320320
Oh good lord this scene drove me crazy.

Softcore porn on cinemax

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>>81319920
>>81320226
>>81320529
>ywn see her do hardcore

>>81320325
Do Americans actually do this?

>>81323443
VR + Facial capture software that they used on Assange + <10 years = Dw bro

>>81323481
I wouldn't know, my parents were just christcucks

And desu I didn't want to see it with them there...

>>81319422
Whoa, who is this?

>>81321959
>watching the video
>not watching his sister
nigga what the fuck

>>81323251
Was she in The Fog?

>>81323251
who? what? when? where?

>>81323282
God tier aryan waifu

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>>81323572
yes

>>81320564
>not fapping to the Sears catalog

It's like you want to break the lie detector.

>>81321324
>>81321329
A C T I V I A
C
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>>81323600
I'm surprised the kikes allowed her to be so beautiful.

the butt in waterworld

>>81320189
kek

>>81323609
Damn. I crushed on her when my dad showed me the fog and creepshow

>>81319009

literally my first boner

>>81320012

>Sable
>Not Stacy Keibler
>Not Trish Stratus
>Not Lita

Your taste is/was that of an unrefined peasant.

>>81320099
my nigga ... i was scrolling lookin for her...

>>81320274
had this poster on my ceiling back when i was in HS

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>>81320564
>not fapping to your mom's Shape-magazines

>>81318922

even to the censored tv version

many many times

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she was the first thing i ejaculated to

where did it all go so wrong

>>81324081
>jerk it to Yuna
>Lulu literally right there
>fight victory animation is literally swaying her big veiny tits for the camera and leaning forward

>>81323251
escape from New York?

>>81319092
MODS

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>>81318922

>>81324181
Grinding with Lulu and edging was kino

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>>81317040
Brenda Bakke, nice one OP

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>>81320564
>>81323679
>>81324036
I now realize that my dad had patrician taste in lingerie catalogs

>>81319009
>that face
>that mask
>fappable, ever

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Pretty sure my one was Ornella Muti in Flash Gordon, or maybe Barbara Carrera in Never Say Never Again

>>81324036
>tfw would also look at my moms magazine and stare at the girls in their underwear over and over and over

>>81319043
Reminded me of a Romanian girl I know. Have fapped to it pretty much weekly for as long as I can remember

>>81319009
same

>>81319446
I want to lick the left breast
Then the right

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>>81324564

>>81321260
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>>81321324
>>81321329

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also, obligatory

>>81320608
I want to lick boob crevice

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>>81324574
Holy shit. Same. I didn't know what I had to do, it just felt so damn good to ogle.

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>>81324828
>not sexy, possessed Velma
What were you doing?

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seriously this

we had the vhs tape in a specific drawer with “grown up movies“ i wasn't supposed to watch, but ten year old me snuck it out and beat his dick to it

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This is the best pic I could find, but Shirley MacLaine in Being There was my first fap.

She wears fur coats in a few scenes and I think I fapped to the one at the very beginning when she meets Chance for the first time.

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>>81317040
I'll read the thread later, but I assume this got posted at least 5 times.

>>81317040
She was ridiculously sexy

>>81320012
>Not Sunny

>>81319801
>size 11 feet

>>81325888
>that sex tape

>>81319686
I'm into ass expansion as well but that scene is a little weird for me

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>>81317040
not even lying, i replayed the scene of mini me humping her and blew my load, i was always fucked up apparently.

>>81321324
>>81321329
>>81321623
I still don't get the "imagine" meme. Does it imply she wasn't hot in that scene? Because i honestly disagree. Can someone fill me in on that meme ?

>>81320223
>tall, redhead, sweaty tomboy playing basketball

My heart can't take it

>>81320320
my first boner right here

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>>81319117
This, but the Naked chick in the first one, Trash, was the ultimate.

I was so confused, though, since she had no Vagina. I guess originally they had her strip, but her pubes were considered obscene so they shaved them, but since it was the 80s, they didn't realize how much more you could see without a mega bush so they made her wear a prosthesis

Can't remember the name of this old movie I jerked to. Had that old, well known white guy with grey hair, featured in comedies mostly, his trying to solve something but this chick in black lingerie tries to stall him or something, he escapes and she's just laying on the floor.

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>>81326211
Was it this one?

>>81326211
True Lies

>>81319657
You know, she's actually a big-name star in Poland?

>>81326247
Na that's not the same guy
>>81326270
Haven't watched that movie before so don't think its that, can't find the scene either

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That fucking piano orgasm bed...THAT SHE BROKE.

>>81326188

Her Barbie doll vagina confused the fuck out of me too.

I still fapped though.

>>81326674
that shower scene was too much for teenage me.

>>81321117
>>81321308

SMG was my ultimate wet dream...never even watched anything she was in...still haven't

>>81326674
Still remembered her from German Disney Club.

It was a nice touch they dyed her pubes.

>>81320564
>tfw I found my Mom's Frederick's of Hollywood magazine in the trash

It was like Christmas
>>81324531

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Sigourney in Alien and Ghostbusters and Caroline Munro in The Golden Voyage of Sinbad were my go to faps when I was a wee lad
>tfw patrician taste from the start

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Missed this one as a kid.

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>movies that turned into men

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First boner was Robin Wright Penn in Toys.

All you see is her bra but you hear her and Robin Williams going at it (if you've ever wanted t hear Robin Williams' moans of sexual pleasure, now's you're chance)

>>81320320
so much that scene

>>81327602
I don't think I exactly knew what sex was when I saw this but I had this raw feeling in my heart. Years later I understood that feeling was me wanting to murder her with my penis.

>>81327598
My man

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>>81325783

>>81321462
Not even joking, I find her hot af despite her shitty opinions
Something about chubby girls with short hair and tats, iunno

>>81327602
Is that an animated Abella Anderson?

>>81328275
Have you ever considered that you might be attracted to the same gender? No problem there, just curious.

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>>81317040
Thank you based Paul Verhoeven.

>>81324564

Pfeiffer's face doesn't look that good in that sing. But she had a career in the 80s and 90s for a reason.

Also, catmasks are great. Ghost World too.

>>81317040
My fuckin nigger
Damn she was hot

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Jet from UK Gladiators.

>>81326034
>Does it imply she wasn't hot in that scene?
Yes, some sperg thinks JLC is mannish and is like intersex or XXY or something.

>>81328643
You just KNOW they fucked off camera

>>81327291
The best noass in the business.

>>81328740
How could they not? They were both in their prime when that movie was made.

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>>81317040
neverending story

>>81328580
No, that's an animated Rosie Perez

>>81320505
Dina is patrician tastes.

Cannot believe I wasted loads on Denise Richards

>>81320223
what the absolute fuck
fuck gellar i had the wrong target fro years

>>81328275
literally the worst choices
fat & short hair is the worst fucking combo
adding tattoos I'm just looking at a bull dyke lesbian

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>>81317040
dad loved star trek and this was a good episode

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>>81320077
das it

>>81319801
Born a man. Worst kept secret in Hollywood.

>>81323481
yes, yes we fucking do

>>81321850
Nice to see someone who remembers this.

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whatever happened to her

+ the cake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L4WeArYp3Y

>>81326132
Very cute

>>81321623
Also, born a man. Allegedly...

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>>81327121
>It was a nice touch they dyed her pubes.
Indeed.

>German Disney Club.
Would like to see this.

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Mute = perfect woman

>>81329343
HARUMPH

>>81322074
>Dolly Parton
>It's a travesty we never got to see her naked

There is still time anon

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Mad Max

I actually fapped to pic related, back in the 80's on VHS cassette was difficult to pause it just right

I fapped to completion, I regret nothing

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>not fapping to Jenny Agutter in Walkabout

casuals

>>81329302
She was really something.

>>81329527
where are her tits?

>>81329583
THE PRICE IS RIGHT IN MY PANTS

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>>81329627
>where are her tits?

She was only 17 in the film, boobs still growing plenty of tit and muff shots

>>81320029
no, you were mutilated at birth.

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Back in the early 2000s we didn't have many channels on TV, Saturday late night they'd air old Hollywood movies. Saw this magnificent teen beauty in 'Taras Bulba'. First actress to give me boner. She passed away last month. R.I.P

>>81330229
beauty

>>81325783
>even innocent qt3.14s like this are massive whores
fbm

>>81330186

You say she's dead now? Always a bit weirder to fap to a dead lady.

>>81330433

Just imagine her ghost coming to visit you in the night and giving you a blowjob.

>>81330511

Am I Dan Aykroyd?

>>81330433
You do whatever you want mate, I am just sharing pictures in her memory.

>>81330783
thanks for the posts anon

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>>81330799
You are welcome

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Last one. Good Bye Ms Kaufmann

>>81328275
t. trailer trash