JUST Fuck my shit up fam

>>81307140
Is Ben a fag now?

>>81307140
I thought Ben dropped the juice.
Did something happen again with Garner?

>two straws
>sharing a single drink with another man

>>81307140
didnt he just get out of rehab

>>81307415
>non drinker

Bar straws are small, they give you two so you can consume more drink.

>>81307415
>I never went to a bar in my life

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>>81307415
it's to drink faster

>>81307140

>tfw Ezra Miller looking dude at school is flirting with me


Should I go for it?

>>81307140
>weed

No.

>smoking marijuana and drinking alcohol

welp my wife's son is done with DCEU

>>81307140

He's holding it for Ezra whilst he lights up.

>>81307473
Obviously, wtf

>>81307415

>implying a two-time Oscar winner would settle for a low-rent wannabe ladyboy like Miller when he could literally slam any A+ boypussy he wants

>>81307140
Is ben off the wagon :(

Ezra Miller is cute! CUTE!!!

>>81307473
nigga go for it. i would go gay fro erza miller

It's probably booze but it could easily be Pepsi

Also Ben probably never was an alcoholic . Just a bullshit excuse people use when they fuck up their lives

could be just a coke. or he could be holding it for ezra

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>literally just stop drinking

easiest fucking thing in the world. Just dont drink. There. Alcoholism over, fucking weak willed pussy.

Seriously. My opinion on him has taken a huge dump. Fuck him. Fucking junkie doesnt even wanna quit.

>>81307609
>Just a bullshit excuse people use when they fuck up their lives

Alcoholism *is* a thing, you know? It exists.

>>81307614
no he definitely fell off the wagon
what's next for him?

>>81307636

You leave my dad alone!

>>81307636
Alcoholism is a disease.

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What a fucking loser.

>>81307636
>>literally just stop drinking
>easiest fucking thing in the world. Just dont drink. There. Alcoholism over, fucking weak willed pussy.

>It's an inexperienced nerd babby lectures men in the real world episode

>>81307473
how is this even a question, fucking do it.

>>81307636
Obvious underage is obvious.

t-that's just a soft drink

>>81307636
>>literally just stop drinking

>Alcohol withdrawal syndrome is a potentially life-threatening condition that can occur in people who have been drinking heavily for weeks, months, or years and then either stop or significantly reduce their alcohol consumption.

>Alcohol withdrawal symptoms can begin as early as two hours after the last drink, persist for weeks, and range from mild anxiety and shakiness to severe complications, such as seizures and delirium tremens.

>>81307636
I'll stop drinking when the world stops being terrible

>>81307140
>back on the ale
>scouting the casino for girls
BASED BIG BEARDED BEN BACK

>>81307753
and some people get no withdrawal symptoms at all

>>81307140
Have none of you ever been to a bar?

They don't serve beers in those glasses with 2 straws. It's a Coke or something

Ben still looks fat but sounds like him and Jen are back together and happy. He's sober

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>>81307140
>he gained all that weight back
Well, at least Its cool seeing him hang out with more DC bros besides Henry and Momoa

It's a coke you retards

It has straws, and wanky places use wanky coke glasses

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>>81307547
the only excuse to watch capeshit

>>81307941
That's a cocktail cup, underage.
It also has car straws, not standard soft drink straws.
Maybe if you ever went to the bar, casino, or strip club you'd know an alcoholic drink when you see one.

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Did DC do this to him?

>>81307444
>>81307455
>>81307468
>drinking alcohol from a straw

>>81308102

Producing kino has consequences on the body. Lord Snyder must push them really hard

>>81308242
>haha im gonna point out how they're gay xD
>gets proven an idiot for not knowing a simple thing
>uh uh uh uh who drinks alcohol from a straw?

Just stop posting

>>81307649
true enough but it doesn't seem to be the case in Ben's case.

>>81308102
The power of kino is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

>>81308341
I'm not that anon you were originally replying you. You shouldn't be drinking your drinks from straws, especially in a bar.

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>>81307140

>>81308496
>>81308242
As I said, it's a cocktail cup, so it's a mixed drink.
Not pure liquor.
Cocktail drinks always come with straws.

>>81307636
You've never had alcohol withdrawals then. I literally couldn't even go to the store because of the anxiety and shakiness.

>>81308555
Yes, I know that. The point is you shouldn't be ordering cocktails and if you do you shouldn't be drinking it from a goddamn straw.

Do you drink beer from a straw? Why not?

Show me a pic of Big Ben drinking that. It doesn't exist or else you'd have posted it.

>>81307140
Kino takes a lot of energy and work. This is just your usual DChad taking a much needed break until Snyder needs them again.

How do you know it's alcoholic

Maybe benny boy is drinking cherry kool-aid

>>81308624
they're on the other side of the cup, separated
he clearly was too lazy to remove them
when you go to bars and you get cocktails they throw in some straws just because, most people just toss them

>>81308555
Not any one of the posters so far, but if you do actually drink from those bar straws you're a faggot.

But for real it is considered feminine to drink from a straw. Now take a look at your finger nails quickly. If you looked at them by extending your fingers out and having the outside of your wrist face you, that is also considered feminine, vs curling your fingers inward and having the inside of your wrist facing you.

>>81308622
DTs come back, too.

>>81308496

but it makes the experience more whimsical

>>81308533
>Come on Ben time to come back inside for your treatment
>Where's Henry? I WANT TO SEE HENRY!

>>81308797
And that's exactly why women avoid you in bars even when they're falling all over the place and kissing 50 year old men.

>>81308102
Capekino strains the mind and soul.

>>81307415
>The only drinks I buy are at Mcdonalds

>>81307140
he is drinking coke, they dont serve alcohol in those types of glasses

>>81307636
>Drink booze
>get hungover
>feel like shit
>don't want to drink for another month

How can people even get addicted in the first place? Alcohol and drugs fucking suck the life out of you. I don't understand addiction, I think it's only possible when you have no self awareness.

>>81307473
yes , i'm not gay but i would do it

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>>81309072
>I don't want to feel
>Booze: hi

It's not exactly a sustainable, well researched plan, anon.

>>81307140
Post yfw Snyder got Affleck addicted and surrounded him with people that'd drag him off the wagon so he died before Justice League premieres to get a RIP BO bump like what TDK got with Leger

>>81309072
I bet you are 16 years old and still in high school when life is peachy and hasn't taken a big ogre shit on you.

>>81308737
>having such a fragile sense of masculinity that you're self conscious of how you drink sugar water
Obedience and conformity don't make you a man, they make you a slave.

>>81307140
>be grandson of adam, homo sapiens sapiens, the wise man
>get married
he deserves it

>>81309072
More alcohol is the best(worst) cure for a hangover. That's how I got hooked. Drank too much last night and feel like shit? Have a couple drinks and you'll feel much better.

>>81307636
would anyone please take a look at this strong willed internet tough guy who could make ass cancer go away through sheer will.
this guy is special.

>>81307140
how bad will the rotten score be lads?

>>81308851

>going to bars for women

I go to bars for a good time, any given time is less good without straws

I pick my women up at Starbucks

>>81308737
>considered feminine

Idk what decade youre living in but here, in 2017, nothing is considered feminine anymore.

>>81309321
kek are you me? I just post up at the area where they wait for drinks

>>81308533
Enemy.jpg

>>81309321
>I pick my women up at Starbucks

Actually you don't, but it does make you seem more alpha broooo

>>81309376
>Idk what decade youre living in but here, in 2017, nothing is considered feminine anymore.

My gf's penis is feminine so...

>>81308737
>>81309216
Holy shit son you just got fucking blown the fuck OUT

>>81308555

>drinking cocktail drinks

faggot

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>I suffer as a millionaire in the USA

>>81309160
I'm 25 and that's my experience. Getting drunk is nice but i feel ill for the whole next day, can't even keep water down.

>>81309604
A million dollars isnt cool, you know what's cool?

>>81309563
I drink vodka straight, faggot.
I been enough to the strip club to see guy's and dancers cocktail drinks.

>>81308102
Islam did this to him

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>>81309634
(a couple of hundred million under) a billion dollars

>>81309563
>You're only manly if you drink pure whiskey out of a chilled glass
Fuck you I'll drink whatever I want. If someone sells a milkshake that gets me drunk I'll get it because
>it's a milkshake
>I like milkshakes
>I've never had it before
vs
>taking shots or a glass of whatever "manly" alcohol that I've had 1000 times because I think someone will be impressed

>>81309665
>I drink vodka straight

Are you a 17-23 year old girl? Because that's the only way this is acceptable

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DC not even once

DC NONCE

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>Drinking spirits at bars/clubs
>Not just slamming down as much as you can before walking in

Fucking plebs, all of you

>>81309604
mo money mo problems
money doesn't bring happiness
just be yourself
you can do it

>>81310958
28yo alcoholic.
I need the cheapest I can get.
Vodka is the cheapest thing.

>ITT: anti social autists who have never gotten a drink at a casino before

>Ezra Klein appears at the casino in a pin stripe trenchcoat offering you a joint
>you don't take it

go fucking fuck your shit up fuck

>>81307753
Sorry, no, the alkies who get to that level wouldn't be able to hold down the career that Affleck has had. He was an alcoholic, but not on that chemical level, and it would be ridiculous to maintain otherwise.

>>81313995
>can't maintain true alcoholism and be an actor
what is cocaine?

>>81307468
>>81308533
i feel like our memeing is getting to him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wiCgtMm-go

i wonder if he googles himself and sees all the sadaffleck memes and tries to be super chipper to counteract it but it ends up draining him instead and at the end of the day someone takes a snap when he's running on empty and it just fuels the fires.

>>81309617
It affects people differently. I could drink a bottle of vodka, go to sleep then immediately star drinking again without getting a hangover.

Mixing your drinks is what fucks you up; wine and spirits or beer with sugary shit liqueurs.

>>81313995
Absolute garbage. Dennis hopper was smoking half an ounce of weed a day, doing a couple of grams of coke and drinking about a liter of rum.

It's not like they wake up and decide to take that shit every day, it's a slow burn. It takes a while to get to the stage where you're crawling out of your sweat soaked bed at 5am to neck half a bottle of vodka just to stop your hands from shaking.

Once you're at that point, you're barely getting drunk anymore. Just keeping the withdrawals at bay.

>>81308533
>don't trust anybody not even yourself

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>handsome
>rich
>jacked
>still miserable in everything you see him in
fuck you ben

Man, Ezra Miller seems like a fun dude to hang out with.

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>>81307636
You should do lectures.

>>81314486
No anon, 4chan isn't important.

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>>81309157
he really is a visionary

>>81307140
Ben looks miserable. Suicide when?

>>81307415
all bars with those tiny straws serve them two at a time you underage scum.

Man i miss vegas

>>81316857
it's just a matter of time

>>81314697
This

I can drink screw drivers and never get sick tho vodka and oj is like a cheat code

>>81313995
Explain Kiefer then?

>>81307415
Stop trolling my autists

>>81317991
That's impossible, I can say hi and they get defensive.