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Fight kino

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Fight kino
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^Armour of God
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>>81297970

>Tom Cruise escapes Scientology.webm
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>>81298040
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tGDSAs_uU4
specifically the part on top of the tank
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>>81297970
Jackie Chan vs Benny The Jet is even better.
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>>81298050

w-where do I sign?
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>>81298050
Like he was even trying

>"oh noo she's sitting on my face"
>*inhales*
>"man, if only I could do something"
>*inhales*
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>>81298050
I like how he just stops moving up when she sits on his face, like its everything he ever wanted.
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>>81298050
ahh, the old chloroform on the crotch technique, works every time
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>>81298040
>>81298060
How immensely unfunny. Please glass yourself, samefag.
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>>81297970
This is now a Jackie Chan thread. Post cool jackie moments
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>>81298050
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>>81298148
It's because he is mustering every ounce of effort to suppress his impending erection.
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>>81298050
>turns his face in to the coochie last moment
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>>81298235
this one is actually p good, he's a big strong guy and this scene shows it
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>>81298050
Nice.
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>>81298235
>cut shows a strike
>second cut shows the same strike in slow motion
>third cut shows the same strike again but in regular time
why do movies do this?
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>>81298172
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>>81298235
>4 cuts within 2 seconds to show him unsheathing a sword.

i hate millennials and their shitty attention span
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>>81298409
will watch that film tonight, thx for the reminder anon
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>>81298409

Man Benny ALWAYS looks evil as fuck, great fucking fighter tho
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>>81298409
Post Benny kicking the candle.
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>>81298050
yea he totally "lost"there.
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>>81298050
Did she become the boss of the gym?
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>>81298493
Never ceases to make me laugh
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>>81298524
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>>81298605
>that kick that blew the candles fire
Sweet.
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>>81298493
>people paid money to be taught this
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>>81298394
Dude, gotta make the movie 90 minutes, it aint easy.
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>>81298605
didnt realize robin williams was such a badass, rip.
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>>81298050
S-sauce...?
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>>81298159
Fuck you faggot, I got a nice chuckle
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>>81298605
God damn that's sweet.
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>>81297970
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Why couldn't they have TRIED to make the Ironfist fights as good as the webms in this thread? Yes even the BRAAP webm.
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>>81297970
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>>81299846
I don't like Arrow anymore, but watch it. I don't like Flash, but it's better. Fucking Snart and Rory are best team. Rip Legends worthy of fuck giving. Awful show, though.
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>>81299883
Are they...fucking?
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>>81299923
They hug a little. Lots of in and out imagery. It's like... frotting with some butt stuff.
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>>81299883
>"Garo swordfight.webm"
>Aw shit I love Garo
>Posts gay fight from the second worst season

I hate you, but only a little bit. Should have posted Battle Butler.
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>>81298493
How do you defend against this?

Is packing heat the only way?
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Bruce Lee was too much of a pussy to do his own stunts, just another reason Jackie Chan is superior
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>>81297970
End shot ruined it.
Going slow-mo to show the guy doing a backflip to safely land on his front side was a terrible choice.
Broke the immersion for me
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>>81298050
What's the name of the actress?
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>>81297970

What movie is this? My Video 2 brings no results...
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>>81298605

why sparring is never like this
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrRFzwPE0d4

3:18 forward.
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>>81297970
>fight kino
>not posting this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLY4ZdnbRK0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1gv03R1cEE
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>>81299984

it's a stunt, that guy fights like shit
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>>81299984
Fake as fuck
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>>81300045
Armour of God
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cZqRzHnI8s
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>Triad KINO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2HOcXl6FpQ
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>>81300257

You honestly helpd me, Anon. No meme, no shitting, just genuine aid. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart.
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>>81298456

Do you really think millennials are the target audience of a Steven Seagal direct to dvd movie?
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Jackie's serious movies > Jackie's comedy-action
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>>81300133
Not even close
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>>81299982
praying is your only option
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>Here you go faggots pure fight KINO
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>>81300247
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>>81298605
>kick blows the candles out

WEW
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>>81299958
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>>81300339
Sorry mate, forgot to rename webm
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>>81300410

cringe

ie No discernible talent
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>is this fight kino
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>>81300496
>phantom blade cuts flesh underneath but not the shirt

only Seagal could master such a technique
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>Modern fight scene
>Every time a blow connects there is a quick cut to another angle

Why?
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>>81300603
Because cheap. Because no stage combat training. Because not 20 years of hong kong opera slavery.
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>>81300247
kino
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>>81298235
The fist to fist fight in code of honor was probably the funniest thing I've seen
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>>81298235
unironically the most realistic scene in the thread
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>>81300686
that curb stomp was brutal yet deserved im going to guess
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>>81300686
Called the nice man a nigger if I recall correctly.
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>>81300410
oh god the end
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>>81300686
>and then they went to jail for assault
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>>81300410
Source?
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>>81297970
ip man is quality fight kino
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>>81300247

i'm fucking dying here
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>>81300629
>gun fires three rounds before the first one lands

let's assume that the distance between the gun and the car is of about 10 meters.

The weapon is an ak-47, presumably firing 7.62x39mm FMJ. Muzzle velocity of about 730m/s.

A round fired from that gun, then, would take 0.013s to reach the car.

In order for the gun to be capable of firing three rounds before the first one hit, it needs to be able to fire three rounds in less than 0.013s.

Or about one round every 0.0045 seconds, or 13.333 rounds per minute.

A GAU-1 Rotary Cannon or Vulcan Minigun fires 6.600 rounds per minute, meaning that this random mook's AK-47 has been modified to fire twice as fast as one of the fasted aircraft mounted weapons in the world, and 22 times faster than a normal ak-47.
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>>81300247
holy kek, I can't stop laughing at this
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>>81298605
How many takes was it?
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>>81299883
Kamen Rider Decade?
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>>81300924

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmmCBP-bBWQ

kek
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>>81301148
thats pretty groovy
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>>81298493
Guy who punches a magazine paper looks like Tim Roth.
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>>81301183
Fight is kino
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>>81301183

No boxing kino?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG2B90evafc
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>>81300247
what the fuck
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>>81298493
Honestly, if a guy came running at me like a goddamn windmill I'd probably get the fuck out of there. I'm not about to fight no insane-asylum escapee.
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>>81301420
/tv/ should allow sound for that webm alone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czb4rImsph0&t=68

magical
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>>81300430
are you guise thinking what im thinking
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>>81301148
how this green men is not a meme yet ?
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>>81298050
never noticed his bulge before
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>>81300430
B L A C K E D
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>>81300691
what movie
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>>81300112
There Will be only one Jackie
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>>81301832
well thats keenan ivory in the 80s judging by the hair: gonna git you sucka?
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fight kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crjyOwHfH6w&ab_channel=yuyomanmaciel
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>>81301653

Niggers were a mistake.
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Jackie Chan vs CIA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sEcxkhXURI
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>>81298409

watching jackie chan flicks nowadays is so refreshing, every fucking american action movie that comes out has about 100 edits per second to cover up the awful fight choreography
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>>81302139
Knights>>>>Noon

>that role-reversal scene where it's the henchmen who don't want the priceless vases destroyed and Jackie doesn't care
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>>81300408

>the animal literally fucking taps her
>falls over

everytime
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>>81299883
Where can I get Garo subbed?
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>>81302323
Oh no! Bad hombres!
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>>81302363
kek that for real?
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>>81302413
Yep
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>>81301653
whappp!
They will use that slap for big movie sound effects.
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>>81299883
people spend their free time watching garbage like this
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>>81302413
yep
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>>81302283
Have you never been butted by a sheep? They pack a punch when they do that. It can definitely take you by surprise.
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>>81300269
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>>81302413
He was supposed to slide under the ropes, but fucked up, so he doesn't do that move anymore.
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>>81301690
Faaag
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>>81302508
Can he move anything anymore?
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>>81298409
>manlet fight

Kek
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>>81301832
>>81301942

Yea I'm gonna get you sucka.
Also has the performance that made Chris Rock a famous comedian.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNQRqAoT-2c
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>>81300247
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>>81300924
>>81301183
>Le super fast tiny rabbit punches - man

Ip Man is bottom tier compared to Jackie.

https://youtu.be/n7wvKD-7L1k?t=42s
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>>81299984
>/pol/ goes on vacation
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>>81300247
>me on the right
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>>81300408
That thing was whoopin his ass
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>>81302572
Yeah, he's fine now, but he had to take a month off IIRC
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>>81300410
Not enough penises
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>>81300430
>5'11" vs. 6'1"
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>>81298050
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>>81300686
>shouting on your tippy toes

Should end well.
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>>81300924
Okay that's probably the best one posted itt
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>>81298050
How has nobody done this yet? Fine I'll do it:

*BBRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP*
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>>81298050
>girls thinking they've won when they're sitting on your face
greatest trick

>>81302413
aftermath in pic related
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What's your favorite Jackie Chan movie?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WgWMgGrZDY

Always thought this short is pretty kino considering its technically vidya.
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>>81297970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOju-Pb7I7U
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>>81302508
damn!

>>81303015
The guy still looks out of it
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Y'all ain't even trying...
https://youtu.be/Bw-oEMeBfT0
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>>81300924
>ip man
I hate that he never gets hit.
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>>81302991
>dude why hasn't anyone parroted the boring meme? Alright I'll parrot it!

Fuck off back to the comment section on facebook or some shit. You'll get more likes there.
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>>81301183
Wouldn't have happened that way in 1986
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>>81299846
Do they have any idea of how fucking awful this looks?
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>>81300430
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>>81300524
my nigga Chains
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>>81299846
They made an Xcom 2 movie?
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>>81303135
It's called a TV budget anon.
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>>81302481
all you haters are just begrudgers conor didnt even lose he wasnt taking the fight seriously he was winning
until nate did a choke on him they should be banned its no different from a poke in the eye or biting nate just
wanted to roll around on the floor stand up and fight proper it wasnt even a proper fight anyway it was just an
exhibition or a spar you cant lose a spar begrudgery he may have lost but he is the best thing to ever happen to
mma in many ways he saved the sport only a few whiny begrudgers will say negative things about him nate got lucky
as well and choking isnt even a proper fighting technique in my opinion it's like biting or kicking someone in the
groin nate was scared so he used a choke on him very unsportmanlike he's not a real sportman like conor he is just
a thug conner will make up his own promotion and he will make more money than the ufc and and wee pu together in the
whole world fuck off
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https://youtu.be/MyVPh3Usrho
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>>81303063
definitely armour of god 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K5iITAoKr0

rumble in the bronx as a runnerup
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>>81303246
Calm down, conor
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>>81298409
>that double kick

So good.
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>>81303125
But I won't get as many (You)s.
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>>81303132

wouldn't have never happened that way desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W1L0WnVnjY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih8EM1RNmP8

>KINO
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>>81301653
but she was wearing Steve Madden
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>>81303430
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>>81300408
>when he dips around the tree

That's when I lost it.
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>>81302323
November 4 all over again!
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>>81303125
Finally
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>>81301832
>Not knowing Keenan KINO
Get Out. Not the movie. Leave.
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>>81302223

Check this out, it came out a couple of years ago. If I remember correctly it's about how to do comedy while doing fight choreography and stuntwork:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1PCtIaM_GQ
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>>81300384
Kill yourself. In combat. By Conan. The Destroyer.
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>>81300247
>Rednecks and Trump supporters pay to watch this

KEK
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>>81298050
Found the sauce

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph583493c125532
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>>81303430
The best part of a very disappointing game.
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>>81303124
But he does though in the later ones.
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>>81304039

Dear Lord
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>>81304176
Silly anon, Ronal isn't for kids!
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>>81303277
lol get this cartoon shit outta here my nigga
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>>81298121
>>81297970

I love Jackie Chan movies. I dont even care about the stories in those films because the fight scenes are actual fight scenes and not those quick jump cuts that you see in most movies.
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>>81298050
ok so like, how does one come across something like this? What part of the world allows this? Would they take in a 29 year old man with little to no marketable skills but would take a meager wage to be her sparring buddy forever? Asking for a friend.
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>>81303122
this
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>>81303246
>going full retard over shitpost on anime imageboard
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>>81304538
see>>81304039
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>>81304397
How do you stop her?
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>>81304149
>Wanna know how it ends? Just buy this DLC lol :^)
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>>81304397
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>>81299907
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>>81303288
>>81304592
Why are newfags so bad at recognizing nice, al dente, pasta.
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>>81304750
probably one of the best fights arrow's ever done desu

crazy how the quality dropped from that episode

It was like instead of kicking oliver off the cliff they just kicked the entire show's quality down there. It was pathetic.
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>>81304642
You don't
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>>81304397
>>81304039
>yfw 9:00 in
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>>81304750
...and now they're bringing Ras to Gotham.
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>>81304840
>Oliver is pretty much dead after that fight
>Have a Lazarus Pit RIGHT THERE
>Instead "Let's use magic flowers to revive him lol"
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>>81300430
>ywn be bullied by a giant black waifu
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>>81304828
lel they're all shitting themselves thinking he's dead.
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>>81304917
That's fine but Gotham's a totally different continuity. I really do like Gotham a lot more than the rest of their lineup now, Harvey motherfucking Dent stole that show. Alfred too.
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>>81298159
t. scientologist
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>>81303981
have you even seen any one of these movies in theaters, it's mostly blacks and latinos who watch these
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>>81298050
hot as fuck but it didnt get any better. they didnt actually do any actual sexual acts later on. they just kept fighting until the guy couldnt even get up.
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>>81305080
why are you trying to suck anons dick?
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>>81300686
STOMPED
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>>81299958
the rate of fire shown and the bullet holes from the point of view of the people inside receiving the fire don't match up
this is shit
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>>81304946
what got baleted.
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>>81304952
No but I mean, the only equal to Ras in the comics is Bruce Wayne. The Batman. And now what, he's gonna get defeated by fucking Gordon?

Fuck that.
>>
Someone post the webm from The Raid redemption, you know the one.
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>>81298605
That would have been 95 cuts in T4ken
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>>81304039
>>81304397
dear god
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>>81305239
friendly fight, white kid knocked out a black kid, black kid starts a seisure, they all start doing cpr on him and checking his pulse.

dude probably woke up after the end
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>>81300410
the fight between the two guys at 0:47 pleased me. Why the fuck was the guy with the axe not wearing any armor though? Pretty dumb animation.
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>>81298050
I would be so hard
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>>81299984
You know he paid them to look tough for his girl
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>>81302888
nice trips but
>what are high heels?
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>>81305277
Yes, I agree that is a conundrum but the Gotham writers tend to work shit out pretty well. I don't like any of the future/alternate expy villains. The court of owls might be anti-Ras too.
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>>81305674

The nigger dude has basically 0 boxing training, probably had an underlying medical condition too, it's weird to see someone have a seizure after a KO
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>>81305841
I've seen a few vids like it. they always wake up after 2 minutes.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDPDNVTnZmA

Take your pick.

And /tv/ doesn't have nearly enough Banshee threads.
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>>81301183
If you were Tyson, would you play in a movie and let some actor knock you out?

The actor plays an invincible character, but you Mike fucking Tyson, you knocked the best boxers in the world out in mere seconds?
Would you take a dive for cinéma?
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>>81298050
>That moment when he completely stopd moving
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>>81305517
This looks like a fucking Bollywood movie, but without any of the self awareness.
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>>81306064
Would I separate my former job as a fighter from my current job as an actor and play the role in the way I was hired to perform it. Yes, yes I would.
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>>81306151
Yeah, that's supergirl. It's like the parody of the original cheaper tv capeshit that doesn't know it's a parody. Once they went CGI with flash they just lost any semblance of quality for the spinoffs.

Legends of tomorrow is lower-fx but also looser based in reality shit.
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>>81301183
>implying this fight wouldn't be over when tyson land first head or body shot
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>>81299883
this is /tv/ not /cgl/ please fuck off
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>>81304176
sauce please
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>>81306164
You're not thinking like Mike Tyson here.
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>>81306249
This. I thought it would be the kind of fight where the dude just keeps dodging and running from Mike's punches by using martial arts superdodging. Then he went and tanked a punch to the head.

It's like the dino-fight in Lost World, where the T-Rex gets its jaws around the other dino's neck and doesn't instantly win like it should.
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>>81298050
>"""""""""""""""lost""""""""""""""" the fight
DEVILISH TACTICS
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>>81304750
>Ra's takes off his shirt
>not a single scar
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>>81306479

Mike Tyson is really humble nowadays, he was a good guy back in his first few fights, he started getting fucked up late when his trainer Cus died

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_CYdC6yfc8
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>>81306479
56 year old mike Tyson that hasn't been in a ring competitively in years. Mike Tyson who has kids and bills and house payments. Mike Tyson who can't really act for shit and never took an acting class and only gets hired for cameo roles in movies to basically play himself. Mike Tyson who has a Scooby Doo parody cartoon were he plays himself as a nearly retarded paranormal investigator. Are you sure I'M not the one thinking like Mike Tyson?
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>>81298409
>those first 3-4 seconds
Damn that choreography was fantastic
>>
>>81303277
Yes, man of bats, kill all those men....
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>>81305517
lmao that's the one fucking move from jojo
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>>81300410
that's fantastic
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>>81305517
what the hell this is so bad how can this shit still be on air?
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>>81301653

Legend has it that the slap could still be heard in the dark corners of the subway to this very day.
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>>81300512
>discernible
yeah like you could do better, right?
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>>81306164
If the role meant to act like a comic relief or an outlandish buffoon, sure, why not, but pretend to be someone who'd lose a fight? The only thing you were ever good at? The one thing where you know for a fact there wasn't anyone better than you _IN_THE_WORLD?
>>
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>>81307897
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>>81307897
>>81307946
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>>81307946
>>81307978

This is why i hate MMA, it's full of bums, why the fuck would you do a step lead hook if you want to feint it, just jab ffs
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>>81307946
A competent ref? Now that's something you don't see often.
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>>81297970
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>>81308198
Kino as fuck
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>>81307978
>>81307946
>>81307897
>>81304315
>>81302481
cowboy has best UFCkino
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>>81307946
This is the first time I've seen the ref actually stop a guy from getting his brains beat to mush.
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>>81308198
Is this sarcasm?

How the fuck do people watch this shit?
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>>81308198
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>>81308135
>>81308292
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>>81308352
jesus christ that's bad
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>>81308274
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>>81308357
REF!!!

fucking hell ref
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>>81308274
>>81308445
>>
>>81308445
yeah, that sucks that he got knocked out, but cowboy throwing a killer instinct combo > than random wild haymaker knockout.
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>>81308352
>>
>>81307946
>>81307897
I'm getting some serious flashbacks to playing Tekken(I think) with that one guy with a green/yellow croptop and pants.
>>
W M M A K I N O
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>>81308507
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>>81308527
that's so fucking embarrassing to watch
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>>81308501
So, now he's gonna fight the blood king...
>>
>>81303246
I'm going this is copypasta from /asp/ or /sp/
>>
>>81308527
>when the president of the US personally chimes in to laugh at your defeat
>>
>>81308357
Ref deserves to be kneecapped.
>>
>>81308573
you don't haveto go, bro. stay and chill
>>
>>81300924
ip man is the biggest meme in recent years
>>
>>81306064
>>81301183
>>81306249
I think the scene clearly shows that if the timer hadn't started ringing then Tyson was about to land a KO on Ip
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>>81308527
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>>81308357
holy fuck that ref should be fired, at LEAST.
>>
>>81308450
I get your point, I have some degree of concern for fighter safety but there are so many occasions where some guy is getting dominated and as soon the ref stops it they're mouthing off about how the ref jumped in to soon. And if it's not them it a fan or some shit. Most of the time I really do think waiting for them to at least drop is the best call.
>>
>>81302508
Enzo has zero ring awareness. He's constantly botching moves and putting people at risk.
>>
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>>81308352
>rpm

you know it
>>
>>81300986
or maybe he just clicked the trigger faster than other people
>>
>>81300524
this looks so bad
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>>81308527
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Just chop my arm up senpai
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>>81308527
>>
>>81302742

He's fighting them, not sucking their dicks.
>>
>>81299846
is this better or worse than the avengers airport scene?

i cant decide
>>
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>>81308838
What the fuck is the story on this???
>>
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>>81309098
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>>81298172
I really liked the part where he don wan trubu
>>
>>81300496
KINO
>>
>>81308919
This reminds me of the fight between Anakin and Obi-Wan in ep3. Maybe Lucas was inspired by Seagalkinos
>>
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>>81309124
Unfortunately, i don't know.
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>>81300686
https://twitter.com/d3pl0rag0y/status/836808846060437506

even better with sound
>>
>>81301420
>>81301653
i like how the white knight got his ass kicked too
>>
>>81303122

PUT ON THE FUCKING GLASSES BRO! FUCK!
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>>81308838
>Philly Steak Subs
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>>81297970
OMG Jackie is the king!!!
check this vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1PCtIaM_GQ
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>>81302323
this is better than the daredevil fight scene
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>>81299846
White Martians?

if so we hitting justice league territory
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>>81309288
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>>81298050
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ecw is fightkino
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>>81309359
How could this be even remotely arousing at all
>>
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>>81308357

There are times a ref letting the fight go on has its benefits. I feel you should stop it when you see the fighter go dead in the eyes not before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JebJ6RduIBQ
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/heem/ pls go
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>>81309163
My first thought was that it was genuinely worse than the lightsaber duels from the prequels.
>>
>>81309590
Holy shit he was like fighting while unconscious wtf
>>
>>81308342
>Implying it wasn't cool as fuck in your childhood.
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>>81308838

Even punches like a mom
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>>81308507
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>>81308693
Well that's a fair point in general, but this really is one of the worst stoppages in MMA history and there is no defending it.
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>>81309124
An unregulated ammy match.
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>>81308357
that's just bullying
>>
So is UFC stuff always as good as these webms, or are they the cherry-picked GOAT stuff shining through the hours of muck? I've never watched any kind of fighting on tv but these webms kind of make them seem interesting. I'm not talking about the ones that are just straight beat-downs or slug-fests where one guy manages to punch the other one out first, but the ones where you see some amazing movements and techniques with slow-mo replays and stuff. Same question with boxing.
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>>81308445
glassest chin in mma.
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>>81310000
Quads wouldn't lie, but here's the glass king
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>>81303879
>when the camera angle moves, that means the actor doesn't know how to fight
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOOk3CpSaKs
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>>81310515
why is he dodging punches that aren't coming

this fight sucks
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>>81300430
I don't like blacks but I like talls and I find myself liking this tall black.

wt do?
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>>81310775
>what is feints
>what is preemptive head movement
>what is a retard who doesn't know shit about boxing
That last one is you.
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>>81300524
DALLAS COME HELP ME OUT
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>>81301653
>OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
fucking faggot couldnt resist sounding like a giant fag could he

fuck them all
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