Capicollo? Bring it hither.

Firstly, she was a lady of the night.
Secondly, she struck at me with ill intent.

Carmella, my dear. Could you do me a huge favor and close the door. Thank you babe.

Madonna!

I will construct a ramp all the way up your rectum, and then drive miniature train there.

I guess fecal matter doesn't tumble far from a homosexual's rectum

The gentleman in question never displayed the inherent potential to pursue an athletic career at the university level

Be wary, young sir Christopher.

>look mom, I'm trying to force memes!!!11one

Behold matron my memetic powers are beyond compare.

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For 20 years, my home was the can, for 20 years I did not mutter a word.

For 20 years, I wanted to lay with a woman, I compromised, and pleasured myself with a tissue

>>81293759
>Sheriff of Nottingham. My kingdom for a Scuyadel

>>81295331
>Phil comes outta the closet before having Vito pummeled
A towel? Sure Phily.

>>81293759

Why do they call it gabagool when it's really called capocollo?

>>81295447
HOT
HAM

you sound as if you urinate in the manner of an equine in yonder booth.