SJW Pepsi Commercial

Why did Kendall have to get botox?

>>81288925
I like how they barely showed a perspective of a white guy. These Marxist kikes aren't even trying to hide it anymore

>>81288986
They had the white high-estrogen fat faggot playing guitar

How far America has fallen.

>>81288947
It's family tradition.

>>81288986
>>>/pol/

>>81288925
Best thing is that like always the SJWs are tearing it apart and criticizing it.

You can't even pander to them without them bitching.

>>81288925
>police officer takes sip out of pepsi

No wonder American cops are so fat. That part is realistic, at least.

gotta cash in on that social justice trend ty based soulless corporates

>>81288986
wahh I wasnt represented ;_;

It's one of the funniest commercials I've ever seen.

>Hello, fellow kids!

>>81288925
What the fuck did I just watch? I refuse to believe that anybody could have sincerely made this as an advertisement for Pepsi. It's so bizarre, millennial and fundamentally wrong that it feels like a 'World Peace' sketch.

>>81288986
>WHY WON'T ANYONE REPRESENT MY DEMOGRAPHIC!!11!
You're just as bad as the bleeding heart SJWs. Nothing wrong with that, but just realise that you're no better than them.

>>81288925
Oh, don't worry, liberals everywhere are bitching about this.

>http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2017/04/05/kendall-jenners-pepsi-ad-sparks-social-media-outcry.html

>>81289096
>cashing in after the movement died
>Pepsi actually making a complex art piece about how SJW culture is a superficial emotions-driven cringe movement
>Pepsi is avant garde

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>>81288925
>Asian looking down from the balcony at protestors

POTTERY
O
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T
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Y

>>81289105
I've watched it like 14 times. It's fucking incredible

>>81289075
because pandering is pathetic and dishonest? this is like the definition of 'hello fellow kids'

Leftists live this fantasy that cops will be not "bad" anymore or they will not use force.

>>81289121
Okay obviously the criticism is more against the race baiting.

It's part of the "KILL WHITEY" narrative that has been growing on and off

>>81288925
Wait... I thought they hated cops

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>>81289139

>>81289139
thats only if it works thus fulfilling the irony

>>81289200
Targetting the EBT demographic

>>81289175
but no leftist was involved in this at all

>>81288925
You forgot

>kewl street performers shucking and jiving, and getting jiggy wit' it!

>>81289075
>SJWs are tearing it apart and criticizing it

But why ?

>hey if you're hip and progressive you should drink this sugary carbonated beverage and give money to our super rich corporate asses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvp97SMZc6M

>>81288925
>Spoiled white girl who's family made its fortune exploiting black men. "Not even joking, OJ all the way up to Kanye and stealing black culture"
>Heroes of justice for those oppressed.

Its amazing how fucking out of touch these kinds of people really are.

Here, I will quickly make you a Pepsi commercial that is truly "us being brought together."

>Homeless black guy sitting on a street corner asking for money.
>Well to do black guy walks by him, dosent bat an eye.
>Stops.
>Glances back.
>Walks into a shop, walks back out.
>Pepsi and some food.

stupid, but have another dumb ass one.
>Black guy pops a Pepsi, gets ready to drink it.
>See's a kid eyeballin it, clearly fucking cant afford one.
>Here kid.

But nope.
>IM A RICH CUNT WHO ACTUALLY OPENLY MOCKED BLACK PEOPLE DURING THE KARDASHIANS AND IT WAS CUT FROM TV YET IM THE POSTER CHILD OF COME TOGETHER RIGHT NOWWWWWW!

>>81289284
Apparently the whole 'street protest' thing undermines BLM.

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>>81288925
what the fuck was that???

>>81289284

undermining BLM

>>81289285
>not becoming a marketer to troll the masses

Hicks is so beta

>>81289284
Because they're never happy and addicted to complaining.

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>>81289328

>Hey Jim, how many white males should put in this new sugar drink advertisement?
>I dont know, lets do 0. Or maybe just one fat one.

Kissing police ass is more of a /pol/ thing, there's nothing those """"punks"""" love more than authority

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OH NO

>>81289367
>police go on negro killing spree
>blacks chimp out
>/pol/ likes it

ok

>>81289352
And they still bitch.

>>81289352
>>81289395
Except Kendall Jenner is not white, she's a middle Eastern Armenian woman

>>81288925
Woah it like they know what the youth is doing these days and want them to use their products.
Amazing

>Companies going for that Social Justice market
there is no social justice market

>Holy shit I want to work on Pepsi's marketing team. This is like 9 layers of complex irony
You are like a little baby. That's only the tip of pepsi advertising insanity

https://www.goldennumber.net/wp-content/uploads/pepsi-arnell-021109.pdf

>ITT: UGH I HATE THESE LIBERAL COMMERCIALS SO MUCH I'M GONNA SHILL AND WATCH THEM OVER AND OVER AGAIN

>>81289352
Did you really spend all this time on tumblr to collect this?

Why is this SJW-Shit so popular?
Where will this end?
I can't enjoy modern series and movies because every single one is trying to place a political agenda.

pretty comfy commercial, what's the problem?

*hums we are the chosen*

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>>81289462
>Did you really spend all this time on tumblr to collect this?

I literally typed pepsi into the search bar on tumblr

thats it

>>81289441
shes literally 100% white

>>81289457
>that fucking timeline dating back to 3000 BC

Holy shit it is my life mission to work here this place is like a real life World Peace sketch

>>81289437
And why would you not bitch? Can't you see how awful and condescending this ad is? Why would you be happy for Pepsi to treat your movement and belief in that way?

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>>81289457
Dude. Holy shit

>>81289469
Probably because time has shown there's really no bad publicity, and if it pisses people off enough to talk about it and repost it on Bolivian time share forums they're just getting more bang for their advertising buck

>>81289457
>MAGNETIC FIELDS

I'M FUCKING CRYING WHO MADE THIS

>>81289496
Why do these white girls complain about this shit when they themselves have worked a day in their lives and are the most privileged and coddled people in America

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>>81289457
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. PEOPLE GOT PAID FOR THIS HAHAHAHHA.

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>>81289058

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>>81289457

holy shit

>>81289284
Because the cops in the commercial didn't make black lives splatter.

>>81289558
Because their colleges and "news" sources brainwashed them to

>>81289496
>Kendall Jenner's Pepsi ad criticized for co-opting protest movements for profit
i like this
let the regressives rip it apart, dont give them any hate-shares

>>81288925
DRUMPF BTFO

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>>81289457
Oh God, this is too much.

>>81289558
*never

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>>81289457
>all the graphics

What the fuck even

>>81289517
I suppose you're right but I hope it sends a message to the marketeers how futile it is pushing anything on the victim generation.

>>81289539
Man I don't fucking know. It's just something that's been posted on /tg/ a few times

>>81289575
>obviously dark skinned Armenian woman
>white

It's funny because if this pandered to the right crowd they'd all be calling her a strong and independent middle eastern women

>>81289089
>the most reddit board on 4chan telling other people to go to reddit
what a time to be alive

>>81289533
>no one in their design department knows what a french curve is

this is maybe the most depressing part

>>81289441
>middle Eastern Armenian

So, are you telling me that she's caucasian?

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>>81289605
And so DEEP.

>>81289285
>Pepsi MAX
>sugar

KYS

>>81289118
Hey remember when bud light fucked their sales with SJW marketing?

LETS DO THAT

>>81289308
>Homeless black guy

Racist.

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>>81289352
>The moment when Kendall Jenner removes a blonde wig and tosses it at the black woman in her Pepsi commercial...
oh god there are so many layers to this i love it

>>81289441
That's Kim you retard she's 100 percent white

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>>81288925

>>81289648
Well yeah she's Caucasian because Armenians are all genetically from that Caucasus region of southwest Russia and Georgia, but she's not white. She has brown fucking skin ffs

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>>81289568
>da vincis under 300bc
>and vitruvian renaissance

>>81289457
>pepsi universe
This shit never gets old, holy fuck

>>81289469
There's literally no such thing as media representation without an agenda.

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>>81289720

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>>81288925
this shit is automated spam being shilled on several board right now, please ignore it

>>81289691
Fine then tampax mini pearl.

>Guy puts a dollar into a Pepsi machine.
>Dosent work.
>Gets mad, walks off.
>Guy walks up behind, puts a dollar in, two Pepsi's come out.
>Chases the other guy down, gives him a his Pepsi.
>They then have gay intercourse in the bathroom while telling little children how its perfectly natural to be aroused by floor tiles.

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>>81289713

I don't think that you understand how any of this works.

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>SJWs hate it
>Right-Wing people hate it
What a fucking stupid advert

>>81289761
>Pepsi admitting their machines don't work

>>81288925
>1:41
>We are the (((Chosen)))
What did they mean by this?

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in regards to the Pepsi marketing pdf, this is how much work goes into just a fucking logo

can you even imagine what companies like DISNEY or CHEVROLET are doing with their shit?

the political elements they must think about and implicate would be so fucking fascinating to look at in a similar document

>>81288925
why is that muslim woman walking outside without an escort?

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>>81289457
this is a /gd/ classic

>>81289457
>Pepsi orbits
>universe expansion

Holy fuck.

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So did she wanna fuck that Asian dude or what?

>>81289765
Thats an albino nigger. Whats your point? Armenians still arent white ffs

>>81289801
>How much work
>Calling that work

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>>81289801

this is the mastermind behind it

Waiter, I'll have one WW3.

>>81289441
Kendall is as white as alpine snow

>>81289801
That felt less like work and more like having to make a long presentation that justifies your budget when all you have to show for it is a slightly changed ball and some LSD

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>Try pander to leftist degenerates
>Get torn apart by leftist degenerates

Kek, /pol/ can't stop winning

S H A D I L A Y

I only drink Coke

>>81289972
but changing that ball is all they were hired to do, and the justification would satisfy me personally

the new logo is pretty aesthetic and the underlying philosophy of it is pretty archetypal and sensible

how else would you want the new design to be explained to you?

>>81289905
the nose knows

>>81289713

You are fucking stupid. Her mom and dad have nothing to do with Armenia. She is not a Kardashian.

>>81288925
>>81288947
Who the fuck is Kendall Jenner? Is that the famous tranny's next name or what? Why should I know this name without explanation?

>>81290050
Probably something that doesn't look like a Lovecraft character's diary explaining their search through all of human history for some golden ratio equivalent to a pepsi logo, and something that has more to do with market data I guess

>>81289321
>>not becoming a marketer to troll the masses
>
>Hicks is so beta


isnt a comedian just a marketer of his views who trolls the masses?

That pepsi logo document doesn't even surprise me.

Anybody notice all the weird occult shit in car commercials? Marketing teams are obviously doing some pretty bizarre shit these days

>>81289457
Why am I hyperventilating while reading this?

>>81290117
true

His chronic butthurt always annoyed me though

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>corporations, academics, moneyed elites, politicians are all multiculturalists
>tfw ethnic nationalism is the true counterculture
>tfw leftists are the uptight, fuddy-duddy, obsequious to authority, goody two shoes of our times

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>Wipes off makeup
>still has a shit ton of makeup on

woah! dude. after watching this revolutionary video I really want to just get out and protest for peace and diversity with all my ethnic and ethnically ambiguous friends and show everyone how I am a lion with the aid of Pepsi MAX (tm) of course!

Okay so I just watched it.

Can someone explain to me what everyone's problem is?

Like yeah, it's your typical left-wing cuckshit about young people being happy and everyone living together in harmony and peace across all cultures and that sort of shit.

But this can't be new to anyone, is it? This is literally the message most commercials spout these days, especially those that aim to hypnotize lefties.

And what the hell are normies mad about? They're being fed this exact same shit day in and day out on repeat anyway.

>>81288925
leaving aside the politics it's awfully cheesy.

It's so bad taste it even fails to pander to the sjw demo they tried to reach. That's quite an accomplishment.

Very misguided ad campaign.
They stories about pepsi facing serious problems seem to be true.

>>81290186
> right wingers literally worship the president and cops and army
> hurrr durrr leftists are obsequious to autorithy

Really makes you think

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Why is this /tv/ related?

>>81290326

I don't know if the vision in itself was inherently bad.

>show young people coming together in protest in a troubled time with a pretty face as the cover-girl

>>81290351
>commercial airs on television
>this is not related to television

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>>81290335
>right wingers literally worship the president and cops and army
>cops and army
>having respect and pride for soldiers and police == worship
this is what is actually happening in the reddit-addled brain of the average leftist

>>81290371
But this is a /pol/ thread

>>81288925
Late Stage Capitalism, the short-movie.

>>81288925
I don't know who these people are

>>81289457
>the pepsi ratio
>pepsi emoji
>pepsi in "breathtaking" artwork

Jesus tapdancing Christ.

>>81290394
Indeed sucking up to autorithy you cuck

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>>81289457
What the fuck am I looking at?

>>81289457
>PEPSI ENERGY FIELDS

Yeah, fuck law im going back into advertising when im done this degree. I forgot how fucking insane it all is.

bepis

>>81289517
Because the movement is pathetic and stinks of hypocrisy in the fist place.

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>>81289457
>mfw this is my work and i can understand it
Truly, the masses can only understand emotion, concepts are above their mental abilities

>>81290454
yeah maaaaaaaan! It's the pepsi revolution!!!!!!!!! Fight the power!!!!!!!!!!

>>81290464

At some point you really have to ask yourself if mankind has started putting too much time into meaningless shit.

>>81288925
Literally no attractive person in this video

>>81288925
could really go for a pepsi right now
fizzy drinks are the top hangover cure

>>81290402

politics are forcefully injected into everything now

saying you can discus things about things on tv apart from x topic is retarded and you should leave

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Do you ever think anyone at Pepsi stopped and asked what exactly they were paying the designer team for when they made this ludicrous shit?

After a while they just start placing circles in shit and claiming that it's somehow Pepsi.

That is way too long, where the fuck are they going to show that?

>>81290105
account guys would have the stack with the market data to back this baka shit up. this is the creative portion of the pitch.

>>81290530

lucozade is the only hangover cure

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HOWLING
This was too much for me

>>81289457
this is genuinely easy to understand

>>81290508
Absolutely we have.

We need to start work on getting off this planet ASAP so people have something to strive for in the West - which will necessitate advancing the rest of the globe to get shit done.

>>81290540
this is what happens when you have in-house teams. all these art kids get to think about all day is pepsi and how everything they see can be used to further pepsi. warps the mind.

>>81290423
you're trying way too hard. it's time to stop posting for awhile.

>>81288986
I saw plenty of white people and many white guys in particular. I find it hilarious how insecure white guys get when they are not even being marginalized but just share the same space with other people and women.

>>81290585

No one cares about leaving our planet now. It's way more important to remove the headphone jack of the newest iPhone so that it looks sleeker.

I'm completely serious with you when I say that the guy who came up with that is probably paid more than an engineer at NASA.

>>81290571
me in the middle

>>81290619
baka i love dat pepsi

>>81290604

I don't think it's as much that which is the problem. I think it's more the need and the desire to suck up. Like, one of these contracts must be worth millions of dollars.

If the team is in-house as you claim, they must know how much must be riding on this, and therefor want to cover every angle.

Every. Single. Angle.

>ayo hol up
>*drinks pepsi max*
>so is you sayin
>*makes anti capitalism tweet from iphone*
>that we sum finna
>*punches a nazi*
>lions n shit?
>*adjusts hijab*

>>81290105
You need to shift some of that suspicion away from the pitch and onto the moguls this fucking pro is pitching.

The top guys at Pepsi are apparnetly nearing Ahnenerbe levels of Mystic Dork dangerous.

>>81288925
>lets make a demonstration about our need to consume pepsi
>pepsi is the new intersectional cause of the civil rights

Who the fuck though it was a good idea for an ad campaign.

>>81290619

What I find hilarious is how plebbit tourists cant recognize shitposting

>>81288986

what a faggot

>BOOHOOO THEY DIDNT INCLUDE MY RACE SO I COULD RELATE

Move back to europe, lil faggot. Or learn to live. Faggot.

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>>81289501
>black hair and brown eyes
>white

>>81290620
Without a doubt he got paid mad dollars and probably sees stock options and bonuses.

Thats why I want to go back. If shits gonna just burn down because everyones too lazy and stupid to evolve, I might as well be at my desk high on acid writing clever copy.

>>81290685

there is a protest about everything now

>>81290685
If you did basically everything in the ad differently,
>pepsi is the new intersectional cause of the civil rights
could work really well.

Coke is lightyears better anyway

Who gives a shit about Pepsi lmao

>>81288925
WHAT ARE THEY PROTESTING??!

>>81290685
pepsi lives matter

>>81290701
>I was just pretending to be a retarded poltard

It wasn't shitposting, it's hilarious how you back turn when someone points out how stupid you are being.

>>81290769

They're all young (((woke))) individuals Anon.

>>81290763

they are both garbage

>>81290769
Well the flimsiest guess I could make is something the against whatever coke brothers are donating money too, but I doubt they're really banking on that sort of conclusion

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I hope to god these Kardashians get shot up or murdered soon.

>>81290769

peace

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>>81288925
what is this fucking TRASH!? HEAPS OF TRASH!

>>81289316

>walking down the street undermines BLM

Damn, better start driving a rascal everywhere

>>81289496
>P*psi

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>camera worth several thousand dollars laying on a table in front of a glass fronted door
>mudslimes are this fucking stupid
Thanks for the redpill pepsi

>>81289395
problematic

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>>81288925

this advert is like a mirror pointing out how retarded everything has gotten

there is a protest about everything now

>>81290769
DRUMPF

>>81289454
There is, but when they get them it means they fell out of their path to Social Justice.

>>81290905
This because he hates black people
#MakeAmericaWhiteAgain

>>81290844
They sent a kill team in Paris to eliminate Kim, and they failed.
Their implants make them virtually invulnerable.

>>81290898

That's the beauty of the commercial. It's a protest about literally nothing, for literally no reason, meeting literally no resistance, carried out by the most diverse millennials you've ever seen.

Pepsi has summed up an entire generation in one commercial.

>>81290619
>not even being marginalized but just share the same space with other people and women

Non-whites and women aren't people though. You wouldn't say to a scientist/great artist/etc. to share the same space with livestock, yes?

>>81289058
>>>/reddit/

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>>81290879
If you spend that much on a fucking body for just photography you need to be hanged. STOP BRINGING UP THE PRICES FOR EVERYONE ELSE, SPOILED CUNTS

>>81288925
muslim girl a QTie
kendall looks plain next to her

>>81289395
>skinny mediocre white girl

Isn't she a paid and professional model?

Like yeah, you can argue how much of her fame is deserved but you can't really argue that she's NOT pretty, can you?

>>81290898
>>81290958

K I N O
I
N
O

>>81288986
> white males dont drink pepsi msx
> want to be included anyways
literally gamer girls

>>81289058

*sips pepsi max*
*nods respectfully*

The real propaganda is a thin model like Kendall promoting soda as if it doesn't make you fat.

>>81291000
>Das rite wite boi! Don mess wit ma soft drank! You just a poser!

>>81290938
Trump is a pepsiphobic coke drinking bigot

>>81288986
I am not American but my impression is that either white males are already hardcore pepsi consumers so the company is trying to expand their market to other demos, or that they hate pepsi so much that advertising to them is wasted effort.

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Would you?

>>81291079
>muh bullshit sugardrink tax.

>>81291192
Looks like a rat with a stache

>>81291192
>utilizes the fact that Sharia allows nose piercings to make the religion seem more tolerant and modern
well Jewed, well Jewed

>>81289058
Don't blame /pol/ blame the kikes.

>>81291192
Is that supposed to be a pretty one?

>>81289457
This is purely them trying to justifiy their job's existence. Someone with an ounce of creativity and Adobe Illustrator could create the exact same stuff. It's like letting a physicist swing the bat in MLB.

>>81290995
Despite what they say women know most of their worth comes from their appearance so its about the only insult they know for each other.

Insult the appearance or negative things that have happened to them because their appearance wasn't up to par, e.g Losing sexual/financial exclusivity of a male or being involved with a man who doesn't make enough money, or buy her gifts regularly.

>>81290995
>A celebrity? Not 10/10? Unthinkable!
You should look up pictures of supermodels with NO makeup at all. They look downright mannish.

Makeup is over half the reason we think so many women are attractive, and the reason they become so conceited and full of themselves. Guys don't wear makeup at all and still manage to be gorgeous in many cases. Women are literally dragging down the gene pool in terms of physical attractiveness, by putting on the artificially-modified facade of beauty and sexual characteristics to disguise a mundane natural genetic appearance.

>>81289457
>https://www.goldennumber.net/wp-content/uploads/pepsi-arnell-021109.pdf
holy shit this is great time for some new memeing

>>81289308
> kardashians
> white

>>81289096
>>81289121
How do you know you're replying to a white male? Just realise that you're stupid. You're life is made up of generic assumptions and that's why you're wrong more often than not. Nothing wrong with that, but just realise it.

>>81289121
Yeah well I don't see any /pol/ ads on tv so shove your false equivalence up your ass.

>>81289311
>>81289316
BLM is too low to be "undermined"

>>81289457
What emotion is this face trying to convey?

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>>81291546
>>81289457
Forgot pic

Holy hell.
> "we're the underdog grassroots movement goys! Lets use our federal slushfunds, soros funding, eu support and biased institutional frameworks to smash western civilization once and for all!! All with the help of pepsi."

>>81291546
>>81291561
Pure, unadulterated Pepstasy.

>>81291192
Would force to stay at home and only come out on Sunday's to go to the market.

>>81289284
to give you the actual answer. Because what's happening is serious and complex and a rich privileged girl just handing a drink to a cop in no way creates peace. It's like she's saying hey all it takes is a little love of coke

>>81291752
> what's happening is serious
Yes the collusion to subvert and collapse the post-enlightenment west is serious

Yes Goyim, go out and protest. You'll make a difference. Just spend your days walking the streets. Everything will be better.

>>81291752
My favorite part of this whole thing is that this is all we're seeing anymore. It's like the focus groups for every corporation across North America have lost touch with consumers, and can only seem to produce the words "social justice" and "emojis".

>>81291752
>Because what's happening is serious and complex

What's your boyfriends dick taste like?

>>81288925
WATER | TEA | COFFEE

everything else is literally shit

>>81291877
And when it comes to coffee, no sugar, just milk if you like it.

None of that expensive starbucks diarrhea.

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>>81291561
>i warned you about those french curves bro

coke is marketed as traditional values.
pepsi is marketed as kids/teens edgelord values.

>>81291607
>Pepstasy

kek

>>81291877
>Coffee
Way too much caffeine at once. Caffeine is a drug. Don't make it a habit. It's those "coffee every morning, and lunch, and afternoon" types who have much trouble sleeping later in life.

>>81291877
>lactose intolerant

oh i am laffin

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>>81291928
>coke
>traditional values

>>81291963
I don't really see how you came to this conclusion

>>81291994

Coke is primarily 50s nostalgia, no matter how they attempt to re-brand themselves

>>81291192
maintained unibrow =>100% chest hair

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>>81289457

>>81291400
The Jenners are white

>>81289284

Corporate hijacking of legitimate protests is a bad thing. It is just like any feminists with sense can see through the corporate hijacking of feminism which many second wave feminists warned about.

>>81288925
>ad
>2:30
>ad for pepsi
I do not get it. Who watching this shit?

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>>81289457
This is just too much

>>81292409
/pol/tards

>>81291934
Still a healthier choice than some sugary coffee"drink" or an energy drink.

Besides, moderate consumption has been linked to having a positive effect when it comes to preventing cardiovascular disease.

>>81291752
"let them eat cake" basically

>>81288925
>all that flouride stare

>>81289457

>When a Bolivian cutting board's conspiracy info-graphics are more coherent than you multi-million dollar company's presentations.

>>81288925
>girl trying to be artistic and creative
>she's a """photographer"""
why is this a thing? you're just taking pics of real, already-existing things you dunces

>>81292705
'Photography' is not art, and 'photography' is not an art

>>81289395
>white
what the fuck america

>>81292737
>photography is not an art
What the actual fuck am I reading

>>81292802
pointing at things and pressing click does not constitute an art from

>>81288925
>ywn lick her sweaty feeties.

>>81288986
Take it as a mark of honor. Seriously.

It's obvious they understand that white have no place mixing with hipsters and SJW, in some retarded parade to advertise pepsi.

That would be beneath us.

>>81289457
>pepsi gravitational pull on light sources
>magnetic fields of the pepsi globe
>mona lisa in every other image
just what the fuck am I reading? is this real? feels like some schizo wrought this out

>>81292818
While it's true every schmuck with a camera thinks they're a professional but when done right, photographer is most certainly an art

>>81289713
Kendal Jenner is not Armenian, she's as burger as burger gets.

Mother is Dutch, English, Irish, German and Scottish descent.

Father is genuine burger

Now I know most of us don't consider Irish to be white, but nevertheless.

>>81292873
>Father
Fucking shitlord bigot.

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>>81292941
he meant Kris

>>81289058
>>>/kike/

>>81293051
I'm so confused

>be high-powered executive at Pepsi
>all the money in the world
>still feel empty inside
>always wanted to be a true Auteur
>throw caution to the wind
>make my masterpiece of world peace
>plebs don't get it
>hang yourself in your million dollar office

>>81293214
>pepsi chairman
you do realise her daughter was the "muslim" in the video

>>81288925
>those reddit youtube comments

>>81291850

hot pockets

To be fair, have protesters ever TRIED giving cops a Pepsi? No?

then shut the fuck up.

>>81288925
Triggered?

>>81292866
Name five photographs that qualify as art.

how come SJWs complain about species of animal being wiped out but they don't care about distinct human races being brown-washed

>>81289284
>But why ?

The took a song originally set to Black Lives Matter imagery and put it on a new video where everybody breaks out in applause and cheering at an "actually all lives matter" moment

a black person approaching a cop at a protest likely eats a baton in the teeth, not a chill moment of sharing delicious Pepsi

Live under a rock

What is this ad about and whats wrong with it

>>81292752

Anyone who's not sub-saharan african is white to them, it's like America is turning into Argentina.

I'm late to this thread but I just wanted to say that the police officer is cute AF and I think this clumsy propaganda was meant to fall flat from the beginning

>>81293403
it's part of the ongoing genocide of the white race

>>81293370
All 5 of my dick pics

>>81288925
WHY CAN'T WE JUST NUKE THE US!!! HUH?

You plebs really don't see it, do you? This commercial is redpilled as fuck. Pepsi is pretending to be retarded and mocking the left. This commercial is pure kino.

>Pay Every Penny Saving Israel

Pepsi? Not even once

>>81289496

Woah woah woah woah woah....

>Well there's rumors that we may get the Schezwan sauce back at McDonald's.

>>81288986
Pepsi is for poor people anyway.

>>81293462

they're not mocking anybody, they made a focus tested monstrosity meant to appeal to everyone and somehow created the exact opposite

>>81288925
somehow they pissed off both sides, which is hilarious

>>81288925

Lmao they managed to trigger everybody on the political spectrum. How was this even possible?

If you actually had any contact at all with people of the left, then you'd realise this commercial is far more problematic to them than you could even imagine.

That being said, who gives a shit, it's a Pepsi commercial trying to capitalise on a trend. This is what corporations do. This should be the conversation, not HUUUUURR THE SJWS!?!?!?!

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>>81290103
Oh haha you're pretending not to know so you sound extra grumpy, nice one grandpa!

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>>81289052
I'm late but I'd here's a you

>>81291157
Every successful company in this country markets to white males. Or at least they used to if they wanted to be successful. As Hollywood has showed us though, they don't care about making money anymore. They care more about influencing elections and trying to convince people to vote for pro-TPP candidates like Hillary.

>>81294264
I love when '''they''' try to frame their bullshit via the bogus monetary system.

>>81294354
This anon gets it.

>>81288986
>Marxist

You don't even know what that word means, do you?

>>81289200
>black man with black woman
This would never happen modern advertising. Globalism is only good for companies like Pepsi. They stand to make windfall profits if they can successfully convince white people that globalism is good for us.

>>81294315
>knowing who that literally who is
Get off my lawn.

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>>81293403
Angry non-whites get angry, then join in with a generic protest. The protest has no particular reason, just generic 'Live In Peace' type crap. As the protest marches down a street, Kendall Jenner sees the march while she is doing a fashion shoot. A non-white nods and smiles are her and she pushes the camera man shooting her photos for the shoot away. She rips off her blonde wig, she takes off her 'fashion' clothing and is in 'normal' clothes. She then picks up a can of Pepsi from the camera crew's cooler and she joins the protest. The protest comes face to face with riot type cops who are blocking the way. Kendall Jenner moves forward, gives the police officer a can of Pepsi, he opens it, takes a swig and everybody cheers. They carry on marching to the generic "Live in the moment" or some crap tagline.

The reason it's hated is:
>White privilidge
>Kendall Jenner is white
>Kendall Jenner is rich
>Kendall Jenner has never been on a march before
>Pepsi is hijacking the BLM movement for their personal gain
>Pepsi is hijacking the anti-Trump movement for their personal gain
>Pepsi is making cops seem human and they're not because police brutality
>Pepsi is making light of important movements
>Pepsi is using blah blah blah

General stuff. Plus the calls for a boycott, the advert maker to be fired, the guy who asked for the advert to be fired. Everybody must PAY. Whilst these people moaning are being racist themselves, since Jenner is half Armenian I think.

>>81291192

watch it chrissy

>>81294466
i think she's all white american.

The Kardashian dad was armenian but he died and her father is Bruce jenner

>Pepsi board room
>"Gentelem, the world is in chaos. Governments can't fix it so now we must There is one thing that will always bring people together, be they on the far left or far right."
>a young assistant hesitantly raises his hand
>"I-is it Pepsi, sir?"
>the old experienced executive look at him in disgust
>"No it's not pepsi you stupid piece of shit, who would come together over sugar water?"
>the old man looks at the people in the room
>"It is hate. We will make them hate us, for we are the hero the world needs and deserves right now"
>a moment of silence
>the old man nods his head
>"then God be with us all. Get me Kendall Jenner on the phone"

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>>81289457

>>81288986
Don't you get it? The "white" perspective is Kendall: blonde, rich, privileged, literally above the protesters. Only by getting rid of her white identity, symbolized by her blonde wig, she can mingle in the diverse, progressive future of America. It's not even subtle, it couldn't be more obvious

>>81294466
>since Jenner is half Armenian I think.
nope she is pure anglo-saxon, mom and dad

Why do people hate blondes bros?

>>81294602
They hate fake blondes.

>>81289284
>huge corporation that actually does nothing to your cause sees that it's popular so it tries to sell you their product under the cause just to get more money
I mean there are even worse offenders out there but I guess Pepsi would be something so normie people get caught on lot more

>>81290540
>Do you ever think anyone at Pepsi stopped and asked what exactly they were paying the designer team for when they made this ludicrous shit?
No, because they don't want to be perceived as the one that doesn't get it. This is smoke and mirrors by the marketing team, and you're supposed to go along with the hive mind and enjoy the trick. It's mostly men in their 60s this is being presented to and they'll be so dumb it will work on them.

>drinking the carbonate jew
it's your fault
it's water or nothing

>>81289360
Why the fuck do you even want some power hungry corporation trying to sell you absolute shit to pander to you in their fucking ADVERTISEMENTS
The whole point of those are to unconsciously influence you to choose their products, to get you to buy useless shit.

>>81289441
She's the daughter of Bruce and Kris Jenner, who are both white

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>>81288925

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>>81289058
>>81289096
>>81289121
>>81290619
>>81294439

>SJWs get triggered as all fuck, the posts.

>>81289284
i saw some black tumblrs moaning about kendall jenner taking off her blonde wig, apparently this is racist to black people or something.

>>81294933
For real tho, why do you want Pepsi to try to brainswash you in to buying unhealthy useless shit from them?
I'm sure you could find some studies how there is estrogen in pepsi and people would have all the reasons to call you cuck or whatever but do tell what is the issue here

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>>81289457

>>81290186

The final redpill is realizing that everyone is an ethnic nationalist deep down inside but liberals virtue signal to each other then theyre not for social capital that'll lead to monetary gain.

>>81294550

Top Laugh

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>>81289575
/pol/ and sjw together hating the same thing.
A miracle.

Thanks pepsi.

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>>81289457

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>>81295032
Fixt

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>>81288947
And she's still ugly

>>81291561
when u nut but she keeps on suckin

They have Pepsi Max now in the States? holy shit

I'd like to know the genius behind this. Thew in everything to trigger everyone.

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Time to put the official stamp on this thread. There, my work is done here.

>>81295210
Are you just posting this in every applicable thread?

sad desu

>>81295166

>"Theres not enough money in the world to have me stand next to these borderline destitute commoners, and people say that i dont work hard."

>>81292026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWBQP-bxfX0

High Fructose Corn Syrup lowers testosterone. If you chemically castrate everyone, there will be no more fighting and there will be peace on Earth. So Pepsi really is the peacemaking beverage.

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>>81295252
good ole 50s nostalgia all right

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This is the CEO of Pepsi. To her, white genocide is peace on Earth.

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>>81289533
> the dynamic of perimeter oscillations

a multi-billion dollar corporation actually fell for this

>>81295348
Hmm, I wonder how she got to be in her position. Hmm.

>>81295225
Two of them. And accurate desu senpai.

>Kardashians
>White
what the fuck they're not white at all jesus christ

>>81295471
the one in the commercial is 100% white and the others are half

>>81289460
>what is adblock

>>81295166
She is not aging well 2bh

>>81295471
She's not a kardashian friendo

>>81294542
>>81294577
Ah. Well she looks a bit more tanned in that picture than I'd expect but I suppose model shit.

>>81294700
Water is literally one of the biggest Jew products in existence. You do realise that American companies are buying American citizens public shares for water in places across the country, right? I mean why would an American pass up on a few thousand $? Well when the companies control it all, they control the water, which means price hikes. And since water is going to be more valuable than gold and oil by 2050, you're drinking nearly pure liquid Jew. Even collecting your own funds Jews as you buy products and materials to do it. Even water pumps from aquifers.

Wars will literally start over water. There has been minor conflicts between towns already. Aquifers cover multiple countries, so who controls them? Thus wars will start.

Water is Jewish to it's core.

>>81290879
congrats on your autism.

>>81291000
kek, trips of truth

Pepsi tastes like some sort of cleaning chemical if I'm honest

>>81291254
>clearly doesnt know wtf hes talking about

>>81291287
>implying you would get anyone

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>>81291335

>>81291356
ok we get it, your a faggot.

>>81291356
true

>>81288925

ITS LITERALLY A COMMERCIAL ADVOCATING PEACEFUL DEMONSTRATIONS AND PROTESTING WITH AN ANONYMOUS CAUSE

WHY ARE POPPLE SO BUTTHURT BOUT IT

YYYYYYYY

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>>81289457

>>81290769
Lack of Coca-Cola in restaurants

>>81289140
Korean roof-men best defense.

>>81289352

>copied our resistance against Trump

do these people think they invented activism?

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>>81289457

is this real life

feels good living in post-racial america

>>81297283
> feels good
> living in america
Pick one

>>81294602
Because blondes are genetically inferior