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Wait is this that movie about New Orleans?

>>81286772
HWNDU season 5 is about to start. He'll be in a remote cabin for a month and people can broadcast anything they want to him if they visit a certain museum. He has been thoroughly BTFO in season 1-4 so we'll see how this goes.

SEVEN POUNDS SHIA

I am more curious how that one person got passed the NSP.

>>81286792
It's about the taliban/middle east or some shit

>>81286772
I mean, it's a movie about an American soldier who served in Afghanistan and his struggles. It doesn't surprise me that it didn't get much love or attention in a Muslim country like the UK.

>>81286845

Ah okay, I just remember he was in a movie about New Orleans set right after the flood back in like 2010 and I never heard what happened with it.

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>>81287003
>yfw that one ticket was bought by Shia himself

>>81286772
>Movie only sold one ticket
>that means theatergoer went alone

The Brits are so lucky, it seems they don't have the "No Singles Policy" at their theaters

There's no way this shit is possible unless it is done on purpose "put it in one theater for one night and I'll buy a ticket lol"

This stupid faggot is such a bottom tier attention whore, I don't know why people keep biting at his bait

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>>81287003
>only sold 1 ticket

If they enforced their singles policy his movie would have made $0.00

>>81287191
No shit, this is the best kind of press they could get for the movie. I bet it was all set up .

>>81286772
How much is a quid in real money?

>>81287003

Wait, what the fuck, is it the New Orleans movie or not?

>>81287003
The fact they haven't tracked down that one guy for an interview is a failure in journalism.

You know the only reason they let this happen was to drive up interest in seeing it when it is released. It's all fuckin' marketing.

Didn't he release it only in one theater?

>>81287299
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_Down_(film)

What Naowlees movie?

Why arent brit bongs seeing movies? didnt Emma Watsons last movie only make a couple of dollars?

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>>81287246
>best kind of press they could get for the movie.

Yeah, he set it up so his movie can flop on purpose. Really fired up my neuron connections, they've been accelerated to quantum speed

>>81287372
brit bongs don't exist. the UK is a muslim country now.

>>81287277
about 900 dollarydoos

>>81287400
You're a real stupid cocksucker if you actually believe this movie was in even 10 movie theaters or more.
One theater. One day. Probably only one viewing.

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>>81287505
Sure thing Corky.
Maybe you can donate your brain to the zoo when decide to kill yourself

>>81287130
He probably plexed with his cunnyfu

>>81287694
Average Rating: 3.8/10
Reviews Counted: 48
Fresh: 7
Rotten: 41

retarded cunts

The real question here is who the fuck paid 7 pounds to see Shia Laboef?

I bet they were pissed when Megatron didn't show up.

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The photoshop quality in this poster makes Steven Seagal covers look like works of art

Where the fucl in the UK can you get a cinema ticket for £7?

>>81287694
There's nothing wrong with being wrong.
But being wrong and parading ignorance is another

>>81287780
the article was from 3 days before release you mongol people obviously reviewed it after that was written

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>>81287893
That bobble head though

>>81287130
what the fuck kind of policy is that?

>>81288046
Is this the final proof that ayys exist?

>>81287130
There is hope for us after all.

>>81287893
Goddamn Shia looks like a fucking chud. Glad to see his career dying though

>>81287130
If I were Shia I would make friends with that man

>>81287277
1,2 €

>>81287003
Is that Jai Courtney? How does he go from Die Hard to Terminator to Suicide Squad to this?

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Why is Kyle Reese pointing a gun at John Connor?

>>81287328
this

>Gary Oldman

what the fug?

>>81286772
Nobody cares about Bongistan.

>>81287195
Literally me on endays of Lego Batman, when I sneaked into 3D hall.

That's it. Shia is such a laughing stock now that even critics and journalists bully him, despite his polithical stunts.

>>81286791
Babby

>>81287893
He looks like Harrison Ford tried to become Wojak

>$450,000 in North America and £7 in UK.
Well yeah muslims don't like movies about Afghanistan

>>81289560
>implying muslims give a shit about central asia
they're not even arab. look at a map bro

why is kate mara playing a slut again? who the fuck manages her career?

>>81289793
Her pimp

>>81287191
They put it in one theatre for one screening so they can say it had a theatrical release rather than being straight to dvd, but selling one ticket out of a hundred or so that it could have done is still terrible.

It was in one cinema,one showing. In Burnley. With no publicity.

Shias working on another level here

>>81290123
>Burnley

Shit, I could have gone.

>>81290123
>It was in one cinema,one showing.
How does this even happen?

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>>81287048
:^)

>>81286772
>Me, the movie

Everyone is just so tired of that fucking SJW.

>>81290123
this

dude is playing movie making like golf now

lowest score wins

>>81287130
I don't get it, why can't you go alone to the movies?

>>81290532
>he goes alone to movies
hope you enjoy getting blacklisted by the kinoplex once they start going through the records

>>81290532
It's a public safety thing, people who go to the kinoma alone are losers that could snap at any minute.

the fuck, i cant find any information about this movie that not just actor information or normal reviews on metacritc/rotten.
Its not even listed in boxoffice mojo.

Just how bad of a flop was this movie?

>>81290629
>>81290667
Must be an american thing maybe, here a lot of people go alone, we even have a reward card that if you go alone you can get a popcorn + drink menu on some places.

>>81290698
So bad it'll bankrupt the independant production companies involved.
You know those 4 or 5 logos that come up before the movie starts? Yeah, they're out of business

>>81287372
It was the exact same thing as this. One showing at one theater.
But who cares LOLXDMEMESXDDD amirite.

>>81291705
A film having one showing at one shitty theater means it's a failure anyway though.

>>81290453
>>81290266
>>81290219
It works as well, how much publicity is he getting for this. People want to see the film no one saw

>>81286772
>new movie
the movie is 2 years old and only just got released in the UK for whatever reason, it got a tiny release and is known to be a fairly shitty movie
this isn't even a story

>>81291705
Literally nobody except 1 guy showed up to the UK premier.
I'd say that's beyond pathetic
I bet the guy looked around after 15 minutes of sitting alone and left too. The movie was probably playing in a totally empty theater for most of the time

>>81286772
Shia thinks he can fund his shitty art project by doing indie flicks. He should have never left Transformers.

>>81290123
This was a tax dodge. Make a shitty low budget movie for almost nothing, inflate the marketing budget and say you spent 30 mil on it. 'Release' it to one theatre, write off the losses as tax deductible. Either that or it's a contract/rights thing with Shia. Saying he has to make so many movies a year or else he's fired.

>>81287299
Shut the fuck up about New Orleans dude

>>81287355
>>81287505
Shh, let the autists have their fun

>>81287926
if 7 people buy a ticket each, only 1£ goes to the movie and the rest goes to the theatre

its likely that shias movie had about 10 people there buying 5 pound tickets of which 70p went to the movie... add two shillings and weve got 7 bob.

>>81292350
It only sold one ticket >>81287003

>>81292350
Uhh no, the majority of the money goes to the Hollywood jews. Cinemas rely on concession sales.

quarterly attempts at relevance lmao

>>81287003
>"poor shia"
kek, even media analysts are mocking him

>>81287893
you still sore bout dat fify bucks?

The real issue here is someone went to the movies alone. Who does that?

>>81288890
That seems an extremely lateral trajectory desu

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>>81287195

>>81286772
How many theaters did it open in and how much was spent on marketing? Because other than these threads, I've never heard of it and it isn't in any theater here.

>>81288078
Just a stupid yank meme about not going to the theater alone. In reality no one gives a fuck.

>>81286772
Fucking morons. Find out the whole story.
1. Long delayed release into foreign market.
2. Everyone already knew the movie was shit.
3. Was only screened at ONE cinema.
4. >>>>>>
5. Go make another thread about Rick and Morty.

>>81287130
it was 2 midgets in a trenchcoat

>>81287368
>Jonathan gets bullied at the school because Natalie said "I love you" to him in front of his schoolmates.
I can tell why it only sold one ticket

CHECK MY 7

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What are your hopes and expectations for the next season?

>>81288046
That baby must be so smart with a giant brain like that.
Can probably already speak

What medication do you guys think Shia should be taking?

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>>81295056
i like the one with katanas because the rest of the poster is so terrible they don't look out of place at all

>>81286802
they should just rename it to SHIA GETS BTFO BY /POL/

>>81295020
nice meme
he's long dead

>>81289388
Cannot unsee

>>81289560
Bump

>>81287003
If that ticket was sold to James Holmes he would have had to shoot himself.

>>81286772
so if i go to the local cinema today and buy a ticket, that would be £15 for JUST DO IT man.

>>81287130
Probably Orange Wednesdays desu

>>81287926
student ticket at a certain time can be around that range. There's people selling vouchers for cineworld for £4 adult ticket.

>>81290730
>Must be an american thing maybe
Not in my area, I've gone alone multiple times

>>81286772
so bluray rip next week?

>>81293501
Haha y-yeah I know, right? Probably some fucking loser, sure glad I never have to go alone haha.

"You gon give me jus wun little ticket?!"
"There's two"
"No"

Shia "7 quid" Labeouf

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>>81287003
If I had the money...

>>81295015
Shia isn't going to do it I bet.
He basiclly gave up after season 3 by leaving American soil which was the whole point of the art exhibit to oppose Donald Trump. He left America literally divided.

Wasn't this movie shelved for three fucking years or so?