>Space axe Was Ridley always a hack?

Why is the axe so straight?

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>>81286272
If you high enough in space, you'll see that the Earth itself is flat. No curve. Ridley knew this.

What makes you think they wouldn't need an axe? Cars today are made of plastic, I can imagine some of the walls are made of thing material which would need to be broken down in an emergency.

An axe may also be needed to cut something when trying to conserve energy or a lack of

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>>81286382
>What makes you think they wouldn't need an axe?

a crowbar or a hammer yes, but not an axe

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>>81286258
>People still don't realize it's meant to be taken down onto planets with them--it's even right next to the space suits

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you do realize they landed the ship on planets right? where an axe would come in handy?

>>81286410
Again, we don't know the exact details of the spaceships they travel on. Also, no shit our astronauts don't need axes, but people who travel to other planets probably do.

>>81286258
Something that always bothered me about this movie is that Sigourney's underwear is so fucking low down on her pelvis, it looks so uncomfortable and running from an alien like that would suck

>>81286258
It's used to cut down any wheat they may find

>>81286623
>finding wheat in other worlds

nigga please

>>81286602
Yeah but it's hot

>>81286258
she has a huge bush

>>81286410
Did you forget that it's standard for long term space vessels carrying humans to carry a ration of lumber aboard? Lumber is a very dense energy source, hence why it's used for fires.

>>81286258
>Ridley
It's Ripley you mongoloid

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>>81287041

>>81287041
I'm just going to assume this is bait

>>81286602
doesn't she remove the spacesuit and within 60 seconds the fucking alien shows up? it's not like she spent the whole movie in her underwear.

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>>81286675

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>>81287041

>>81287041
believe it or not, he's right

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>>81287041
>guaranteed replies

>>81286410
Why not? You're millions of miles in the void, why not bring along any tool that would be potentially useful. You have no idea what could happen or how fucked you could be.

I work on a ship. Its 95% percent made of metal. We have many axes.
Good for breaking stuff(like doors or furniture) handy in a fire.

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>>81286602
There's no way those puppies didnt fall off while they were shooting

>10 year old boy ass

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>>81287041

>there's an axe
>but no shovel
Wtf

Why are her panties so small?

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How does she make cotton panties and a tank top feel so LEWD

>>81294117
They are white and semi transparent, and 1-2 sizes smaller. Plus the way those angles are shot. Seeing her pubes helps too. Got to admit, i fapped to that scene once

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>>81290819
So you can see her 80's bush.

>>81286602
She wanted to go completely naked, was probably a compromise

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>>81286258
cute little space axe you got there

>>81296624
wtf what kind of fucking axe is that

>>81286258
>>81286272
>>81286382
>>81286410
>>81286566
>>81286599
>>81290775
>>81296624
It's a hatchet you dumbasses

>>81297797
This.
A small hatchet is usually straight.
A big axe is what has a curve.

>>81296662
its stylistically designed to be that way

>>81287576
This guy gets it. But /tv/ is full of meme spouting retards with no life experience beyond not paying attention to movies.

How many axes will there be in Covenant?
Will there be a space-barbarian with a double-edged battle axe?

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>>81294117
Those thighs, HNNNNNNG

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>>81298003
god tier feet too

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>>81298737
How can one woman be so perfect brehs?
>ywn snuggle her
IT'S NOT FAIR

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>>81294117
>>81299431
>those pokies

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>>81286258
In case they gotta ax a question.

>>81286382
it's a razor

>>81286258
That's a space shake hammer, in case they have to do any space roofing.

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>>81287041
I came here to set this bait.

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>>81301800

>>81294117

This X1000.

Diamonds I tell ya. Diamonds

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>>81303831
:3

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>>81305258
STOP

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Post rare Ripleys

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>>81307253
a challenger appears!

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>>81307938

>>81287576
is it a spaceship?

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>>81307253

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>>81287041

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>>81309823
MORE FOOTGAME

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>>81307938
dis-gustng

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>>81298737
>she will never shove her fishnet stocking covered feet in your mouth

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>>81310836

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>>81311265

>>81297797
A...Hatchet?

>>81286272
They couldn't afford an ergonomic axe.

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>>81301880
>>81295989

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>>81307253

>>81316965
Mommy as fug

>>81307938
Fucking olive oil

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>>81310836

>>81296662
it`s a fucking movie about fucking alien live, things that burst your fucking chest, please stop beign too unironically autistic.

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>>81287041

>>81294117
BRAAAAAAAP

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>Mfw this thread is still up