WE'RE BEING HACKED

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>>81285958
>Whoever he is, he must be good!

*mashes keyboard for a few seconds*
I'm in.

>Can you stop the hacker?
IM TRYING BUT HES TOO GOOD, HES RUNNING BEHIND 9 PROXIES. HES EVERYWHERE!!!
>mashes keyboard
I GOT HIM AND IM RUNNING A REVERSE TRACE

>>81286337
>HES EVERYWHERE!!!
Every time

>>81285958
>>81286116
HE MUST BE GOOD BUT IM BETTER

>>81286337
Can you stop them?
No

BUT I CAN SLOW HIM DOWN

>file too large
>not allowed audio streams

fuck i got like 3 hacking wbems and i cant post any of them

what the fuck fucking useless piece of shit board whats even the point of webm without sound on a fucking /tv/ board jesus fuck how retarded some of the decissions here are

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ

>>81286415
http://webmshare.com/
http://cocaine.ninja/

>>81286485
ayylmao

>*starts counterstrike*

back the fuck off?

E N H A N C E

>>81286457
i just want to post my webms here

I've never seen code like this!

>>81286415
I have his location
>where is it lets get people in place
better yet I have him on webcam right now and I already alerted the authorities
>well hello hacker this is the US government and you are under arrest

>>81286533
>We got our guy

>>81285958
This show was ok until they started showing more of her. She is easily the worst character on the show. She pretty much ruins it. Terrible actress, ugly, and her character is fucking horrible.

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>>81286439
>I've never seen code like this!

>>81286611
but she's so unique!! Gothic and quirky are based character traits!

>>81286533
ROTATE THE CAMERA 90 DEGREES

>>81286457
http://webmshare.com/0rNOK
http://webmshare.com/dEaqv
http://webmshare.com/Vn7xP

Let's bring up his facespace profile. It looks like he's been sexually harassing teenage girls.

>>81286662
Wait! Zoom in on that low resolution window reflection

>>81286611
I agree. I like her in the first season way more, when she was kinda more reserved and like a more typical goth. Now she's just

> GIBBS GIBBS GIBBS! xD ~*glomps*~

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>Had one of these retarded crime shows on in the background while doing stuff
>Episode was about an airborne computer virus

>>81286719
STOP
ENHANCE THAT

>>81286485
I'm surprised no one has modified this to show /tv/ or any other boards yet.

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>>81286956
>airborne computer virus

>>81286533
red dwarf a best
https://youtu.be/2aINa6tg3fo

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>"Looks like...he's attacking from Russia"

>>81286693
you know what faggot? you really shouldnt have posted those

>>81287157
see that guys pupil? what was he looking at...

>>81286485
Is he watching the intro of the Bazinga show?

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>>81287483

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>>81286439
>when they both start typing on each half of the keyboard

>I GOT THEIR HDD

>>81287483
>"That can't be! This is a private intranet mainframe database..."
>"It must be a proxy!"

>>81286717
I was so glad when Law & Order finally started saying Facebook and Twitter instead of Friendbook and shit

But now SVU says Redchannit did it whenever someone gets cyber-bullied or stalked online or some shit

>>81287722
>Redchannit

holy kek I completely forgot about that
Did they actually say that again after the gamer girl episode?

>>81287756
They still use it now. Most recent episode was a female army captain getting raped, and some guy on Redchannit using the username Superman99 or something called her captain hotpants, so he became their prime suspect.

>>81287531
Wait! Zoom in on it! Now enhance!
>reflection of murderer

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>lead investigator tracks the perp into second life and chases him

>>81286611
No that is ziva, abby was ok because she never dominated many of the episodes or story arc/season like ziva did.

Tiva shit was forced & im glad that whore is dead. Kate was the best.

>>81287937
Ziva was some next level pro-Israel psy ops. Shame as the years wore on Obama got sick of their shit.

>>81287937
>>81287968
Also the new girl is so much worse than Abby

>>81285958
They should've made a GUI interface on Visual Basic to track their IP.

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>>81287483
>It's a "Russia/Iran/North Korea is behind this episode's murder" episode

>>81286144
>two people mash the same keyboard to stop the hacking
>third person unplugs the monitor
What did they mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ

>>81288065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkDD03yeLnU

This has to be satire, there's no way someone wrote that and was happy for it to go out on nation tv otherwise

>>81287968
It was hard to digest her character. For all we talk about the past, the current state of israel is just another crusade. Sadly it will never end. I dont honestly care but dam muslims take their shit outside their region and thats just fucked up, need ww3 soon.

>>81288019
I havent really been watching the show for a long time. I feel like the writers just want stupid BS, I like that she was married and had a stable life but they go and write her husband to cheat on her so shes divorced. Felt too forced, it was nice to see that ziva wasnt dominating the show anymore. Couldnt have ninja barbie jew assassin anymore.

>>81288117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plcIQgX-kbo

Fucking bluetooth is the spawn of Satan.

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The only video I could find was on liveleak, but Bones had a scene where they scan a skeleton into a computer to do a 3d imaging thing.

But someone has carved fractal patterns into the bone marrow, which when read by the computer translate into malware that hacks the police mainframe and makes their servers catch fire.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZboyfaVLM4

10

MEG

PIPE

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>>81288234
wat

>>81288256
www.liveleak.com/view?i=e27_1327440153

>>81286415
>what the fuck fucking useless piece of shit board whats even the point of webm without sound on a fucking /tv/ board jesus fuck how retarded some of the decissions here are

my almonds: ACTIVATED

Why don't these shows hire some gray hat hacker to consult and stop them from sounding retarded?

>>81286655
Exactly... They sell her as this quirky SORANDOM tard character and it just doesn't work at all. At least not for the amount of screen time she gets.
>>81286744
This is another problem I have with her. The whole thing with Gibbs is just unrealistic and stupid. It's super unprofessional and just pulls me right out of the show every single time she starts that shit. Which at some point became every episode.
>>81287937
I dropped the show before whatever Tiva is. I assume that Tony and Ziva got together at some point? I thought after The Frog episodes that the show jumped the shark and as never as good again. That whole storyline was kino and Ziva was awesome during that. The minute that concluded I watched maybe two episodes and realized the quality had tanked. That combined with more Abby screen time and I dropped the show.

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>DAMMIT, HE'S PLAYING A GAME WITH ME

>screen shows quickly moving 2d shapes, then it turns to red and things start spiraling into the mouth of a big smilyface

>>81288417
>I assume that Tony and Ziva got together at some point?

They had sex once off screen right before she left the show.

We find this out 6 years later when she's killed off screen when terrorists blow up her house in Israel, and it turns out Tony has a daughter he never knew about who now has to live with him.

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>>81286439
It has everything, it's like they purposely looked for every "hacking" stereotype and put it in one scene.

>>81288194
What happened, though?

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>>81286533
>run blurry and or pixelated picture through an algorithm that uses lightning and whatever shit to try and make a face or license plate
>get a fucking crystal clear 4K picture

>>81288385
Because their audience, 40+ year olds, doesn't give a shit about that.
They're already pretty impressive if someone can type with more than one finger at the same time.

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>>81287756
>The Hacker Redchannit.

>>81288560
Bluetooth is a hacker's best friend anon.

>>81287797
these shows are so unbelievably retarded and people just chew it up

Why do americans do this? It's like they choose the most goofy looking thing and put it on screen. Why don't they just ask any of the tech retards working the editing of the show if it looks alright?

At least in Europe they have some taste and don't put this cartoon shit in their shows.

>>81288807
They actually chose that girl (I can't fucking stand her so I'm not defending it) because that was her job in real life. The job her character does was what she did prior to the show. I think she sucks and is ugly, but it's accurate at the very least.

Plus, English folks are just as bad as Americans about putting disgustingly ugly people on TV. I watch American and English television and both have some hideous motherfuckers in front of the camera. Not sure where you're from, but if it's England, you have no room to talk.

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>>81287937

>>81288807
Collective expectations

Same reason they use the same coconut banging together noise for horses hooves still despite it sounding nothing like horses hooves. People see horses and expect to hear that noise, using something else makes people notice the hoof sounds and breaks immersion.

People see hackers and they expect to see matrix code, people rapidly mashing their keyboards and people stood around looking nervous.

>>81288857
I think he meant the hacking stuff looking goofy, not the actress.

>>81288194
That magnificent motherfucker was using an algorithm. I bet you he was also using a device.

the power rangers hacking episode was actual kino

>>81286439
>Anon if you are going to spend all day hacking the internet you can at least find a girlfriend and hack it with her just like in NCIS

>>81288880
And overly designed GUIs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7Hn1rPQouU

Maybe made in Visual Basic too.

>>81286956
It's called wifi, tard. Pay attention next time.

>>81288896
Ah, I took it wrong then. Not sure what European shows do different in that regard either. Hacking always looks goofy and wrong on TV. Mainly because programming is boring as fuck in real life. Imagine someone brute forcing a password on TV... that'd be ridiculous. I get why they just tap some keys and, "I'm in".

I think the worst offender there is Criminal Minds. That fat blonde girl does ridiculous and sometimes impossible things just on the spot. Not to mention everyone is just fine with the cops using highly illegal methods to catch criminals.

>>81288807
Because they use IRC and that's a hackers thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2rGTXHvPCQ

>>81288955
>Not to mention everyone is just fine with the cops using highly illegal methods to catch criminals.

NCIS is really guilty of this too. McGee hacks into people's private shit (and the FBI and NSA databases too because lol) and nobody ever gives it a second thought.

>>81288943
I kek'd fucking hard.

The movie Hackers was a mistake.

>>81288943
LAUNCH THE CYBER NUKE!

>>81288955
I fucking hate that fat piece of shit. It's been a while since I sat through a Criminal Minds episode so it's hard for me to describe but she just makes me mad. Something about the fat + glasses and makeup.

>>81288987
Yeah, that's a bigger problem for me than the unrealistic programming. Like I said, that shit is boring as fuckin real life so I get why they do it the way they do. There is zero excuse for the dumb shit they do that would completely fuck their case in real life. That takes me out of the show anytime that shit happens on any show.

I know that agencies do that sort of thing but on Criminal Minds and NCIS they acft like this shit will hold up in court or that it matters that they found this stuff. In real life, that shit wouldn't fly at all. They'd be basically letting the bad guy go. Illegally obtaining evidence is no joke and one of the ways you can actually get out of a crime. A lot of illegal shit cops do they can get away with, that sort of thing wouldn't be one of them. It happens constantly on these shows too. Not even just hacking, they'll flat out break into someone's house to obtain evidence. My suspension of disbelief dies immediately at that point.

>>81288987
Maybe FBI and NSA should get plastic computers and call it a day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDbrOcAZr9g

>>81287880
This happened in a CSI episode, I think.
The best thing was that the parts they showed ingame were supposed to be gross/macabre but it was still mild as fuck to anyone that spent more than 10 minutes in the game.
I wonder how many people stepped in the game after that episode expecting a social-type game and came out of it traumatized by the amount of weird shit present.

>>81287880
>catches him in the game
>his buddies break down the guy's door and handcuff him
>computer reads "GAME OVER"

>>81286956
Was it this

http://csi.wikia.com/wiki/Going_Viral

>ioasjdflnaeifenafilsenlilfn
>aifur3289urhpsjakfjo;k;
>858295hoisio
>...
>I'M IN

>>81289085
That wasn't nearly as bad as the title made me think it was going to be

>>81288943
>WE HAVE TO LAUNCH THE CYBER NUKE

>>81289103
It was Law & Order SJW. The guy had a replica of an IRL house in second life and tey used that to find the girl he was keeping prisoner.

They had the owner of second life in front of this cinema-size computer monitor, arguing with the police about whether it was ok to change the game's internal clock to make the sun come up - which was necessary to identify where the house was in-game apparently.

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>>81289084
Yet when they try to represent that they get it wrong fairly often.

>that missing )
TRIGGERED

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>"DOCTOR PLEASE WE NEED YOUR PASSWORD"
>"Is this really necessary I mean..."
>"DOC, THE PASSWORD"
>*whispers*
>"come again?"
>"LinkinParkRulez, with a Z"
>*awkward pause*
>mfw

>>81289056
because for someone as "skilled" is dressed well and wearing makeup to sit at a desk all day where you could literally be talking to a box that does whatever you want

>>81289056
Same here, anon. I think it's basically that she's a walking tumblr stereotype. That's the exact landwhale you picture when thinking of some tublrina landwhale getting triggered. She has the hair, the glasses, and is a hambeast.
I think that's basically her IRL too. She's a dyke so I'm almost sure she's some SJW feminazi piece of shit. She definitely looks the part.

Does somebody have the link of the site where you can mash your keyboard and it makes it look like you're coding something

>>81288955
But her GUI is mindblowing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNLB7bFA_U4

>>81289338
http://hackertyper.net/

>>81289287
I understand that. Like I said, when they're to represent getting a password or breaking into a protected area, I get why they show it the way they do. That's a long process that is fairly boring even if you're the one doing it. It's mostly waiting.
When they try to represent coding or programming like you're talking about... yeah, that shit is inexcusable. How hard would it be to just pay some guy to write a realistic looking code for them to show onscreen? I never get why they just have some writer or whoever the fuck read a wikipedia article about the thing they're trying to represent then have this 10 mins of "knowledge" represented on the show with unrealistic, ugly, shit that would never work coding.
Hell, I only have a very basic understanding of this stuff and whenever I see it on shows even I'm just blown away by how inaccurate it is. I couldn't imagine if you're some awesome programmer how fucking awful that must look. It's just inexcusable. They could get realistic code for cheap or for nothing, really. A quick google search and a copy/paste would be more believable and at least somewhat accurate.

>>81289425
I hear House has gotten a bunch of stuff wrong too, but I have no idea about that.

>>81289425
They could copy and paste an Adobe Photoshop manual in like that episode of Gundam Wing.

>>81289447
Within the context of the show, House had actual magic powers. Some of the stuff he did was straight up impossible; not difficult, impossible.

>>81288649
http://webm.land/media/P1NK.webm

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>>81286439
>turns it off

>>81289545
>a man has hacked

>>81286415
/wsg/ has a thread for this

>>81289545
is that jaqen

>>81289611
yup

>>81287640
What the actual fuck? I didn't watch it at first then saw your comment so I had to see if you were being serious. I can't fucking believe no one said anything there.

Can you imagine the amount of coordination it would take to do use half of a keyboard while someone uses the other half? That's almost like a fucking magic trick. You'd have to rehearse and practice that forever to just type sentences, let alone to code or program. It's like they're sharing a fucking hivemind or something.

This is easily the worst representation of not only programming, but computer use as a whole. That's literally not possible. Any idiot who's ever used a typewriter would know that so this is truly unforgivable. It isn't some complex coding or something that they got wrong. They represented fucking typing in an incredibly unrealistic and impossible manner. That's literally something that's been around since like 1880. No excuse for that. I'm just blown away here.

>>81289574
He turned off the monitor.

>>81289675
I seriously still can't stop laughing. The fact that this was actually on television and people watched it with a straight face is baffling, sad, and hilarious all at once.

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>>81289692
That doesn't make it better

>>81288955
Criminal Minds genius guy also makes some great leaps of faith in his logic. Like once he sees a board of Go in the suspect house and he determines that he is highly agressive. I mean well yeah he is the suspect, he is probably agressive, but he could be just learning go or whatever.
I like the way he carries the revolver tho.

>>81289755
Didn't his actor get fired?

>>81289675
Mashing the keyboard mindlessly is better with another person helping.

>>81289056
She's Mimi.

>>81289795
I think that was stone cold boss. I mean the young one.

>>81289723
Yeah I'm just at a loss, anon. It's mindblowing to think about this shit. The more you think about it, the crazier it becomes.

Here are a few things that keep popping up for me when I think about it.

People that were in James A. Garfield's administration would've found it just as unbelievable as me and you.

People that witnessed Abraham Lincoln's assassination would, less than a decade after the fact, know that this was impossible bullshit.

People that had never drank Coca-Cola, due to it not existing yet, would've laughed at that scene.

Mark Twain would've had a better knowledge of how to use that high tech keyboard than the fools who directed that scene.

I mean damn, it's so crazy to think they fucked up something THAT old. I said 1880 before, the QWERTY layout was invented in the early 1970s and was widely used and popular by 1878. That's so crazy that they thought that was ok to film and did so seriously.

>>81289894
Obviously I meant early 1970s. Either way, by 1878 everyone who was typing was using the QWERTY layout. Not like any other layout would make that shit more possible so I suppose you could go all the way back to keyboards in general. That would date to the very early 1800's, maybe even late 1700's. Absolutely insane that they showed that seriously.

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>>81286439
>what is that, a videogame?

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>>81286415
I got you covered, senpai

Fucking hacking sequences. Just unplug your internet. How retarded can Hollywood writers be?

>>81289894
Epic my reddit friend, have an upboat.

>>81290023
What the fuck does reddit have to do with any of that?

>>81290023
I was hoping for some plebbit gold on that post at the very least.
>>81290052
I think he meant spacing, I don't know though.

I hate hackers in the mainstream media.


>a book about superhumans
>the first chapter is the main guy chasing some girl who "sees code". As in she can see most beautiful codes and how it comprises the world. Oh and she can hack everything.

>>81285958
>WE'RE BEING BLACKED

>>81290052
Line spacing

>>81290111
Oh no, another Neo clone

wow

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>>81288234
>>81288276

>mfw i though you were exaggerating but you weren't

>>81287623
underrated

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>Hacker is always a creepy dude in a dark room and a black hoodie with a "V" mask.

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WERE BEING BLACKED

I quit Life becuase of that episode they had to beat Prince of Persia to get to a secret file that opens when you get to the final level. Do you have that scene?

Does anyone have the vid from CSI NY I think where the main character is in a really shitty second life ripoff and is chasing a suspect hacker with the suspenseful music playing?

I never laughed so hard in my life

RUN THE AGE PROGRESSION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gvx8hR6Yzo

>>81290126
>reddit blog post incoming

Yep, I figured that was it. I wouldn't say I'm a redditor, I just try to separate shit if it looks jammed together. Been on here since the Boxxy stuff so I'm an oldschool newfag. I have used Reddit a bit too though. Mainly the Tom Hardy AMA where he was a big guy for us.
Reddit wasn't all that bad in the beginning either. I remember a lot of folks from the chans, especially /tv/, would cross post. It was only after a year or two that it went to shit. Originally it was like a chan full of tripfags, which is terrible, but still much better than it's current form.

Watch that reddit shit though anon or I swear to god me and Jessi Slaughter's father are gonna backtrace you by dual keyboarding. You dun goofed once, don't do it again.

>>81290175
That's what happens when you hang your show on such a specific niche and use up all the ideas you had in the first season

>>81288980

>typing in retarded leet speak

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>>81288980
This is a fucking joke, right?
They're just seeing what they can get away with before someone shoots up their offices.

>>81290217
It's in this one >>81288250

>>81290498
1337 h4x n00b

>>81290154
Surprisingly Neo didn't even hack anything in any of the matrix movies.

>>81290603
Then how did he fly? He hacked the Matrix

>>81290217
this happens in a later ncis season too lol

>>81290621
He didn't hack anything, he was born that way. He is a bug.

>>81290272
You sure showed him, with your deep knowledge of ED! Have some Reddit gold, you glorious bastard

>>81289743
it makes it oh so worse
if he actually pulled the plug on the pc or say ripped out the network cable that would have been a completely and utterly viable strategy to combat an external intruder into a system

instead he turned off the monitor, the pc equivalent of sticking your head into the sand

>>81287900
Does CSI kill careers? Has David Caruso done anything since?

>>81291299
He's worth 30 million or something, his career was already dead. CSI was the blip

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>>81286439

>It's sorted guys, I just turned the monitor off
>Hacking isn't real, just walk away from the computer

>>81286611

everytime i see her i think >your 50, grow up

>>81291394
only 30 million. how embarrassing

>>81291608
Not bad for an ugly ginger

>>81291455

>IM IN YUR PC HAR HAR HAR HAR

>>81289084
In 12 Angry Men, there is literally no way the jury should have come up with a Not Guilty finding

It's not the jury's job to poke holes in the prosecution's arguments. Maybe there are damn good reasons the defense didn't make the same arguments.
>oh muh old man has a hobble he couldn't be fast enough
>turns out he rolled his ankle yesterday and normally he's faster than most men half his age

>oh muh woman wears glasses
>she actually works in a lab and wears safety glasses nearly all the time, actually

Not to mention in To Kill A Mockingbird the entire defense argument is "yeah my client is totally guilty of murder, but the victims were assholes!" which is definitely not an actual legal defense for murder

>>81290272
I hate you so much.

http://hackertyper.com/

NOW YOU CAN BE PRO HAX0RZ TOO

>>81291804
Did you not watch/read To Kill a Mockingbird? The fact that the dude was obviously guilty but got away with it because of racism was literally the whole point.

>>81290199

OK, HE'S IN.

>>81286485
>shooting stars starts playing

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>>81286439
>sharing the keyboard
>urgent typing

>>81291299

His career was already dead. Before CSI, he hadn't done anything for years. When CSI became popular, people were talking about how it made Caruso relevant again and would lead to more roles for him. Lel.

>>81291804
>>81291875

Do either of you remember what the trial was actually about? A black guy is accused of attacking a white woman and it's made obvious that he was physically incapable of doing it. But he gets convicted because he's black. It's also made blatantly go that the girl's father was the one who actually attacked her.

>>81286439

>I'VE NEVER SEEN CODE LIKE THIS!"
>its pop ups

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>>81288943
>cyber nuke

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>>81290272
>disturbing levels of forced
Impressively infuriating.

>>81292615
Nuke in this sense is metaphorical the big, powerful last resort option.

Not an actual nuke

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Garcia > Abby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQY-V0l2g5c

short but sweet

>>81286415
>fuck i got like 3 hacking wbems and i cant post any of them
Then make them shorter, dicklips.

>>81288955
one thing I'd like to see in a hacking scene: a bored looking guy comes with a USB and a external drive, plugs it in, couple of clicks and says: now we wait as the program is trying to brute-force a password. Then he fucks off to get coffee or something.

>>81293191
THICC

>>81285958
Post the tag team hacker defeat.

>>81288234
I actually liked that villan, but yeah, that was utterly fucking retarded.

>>81289545
>wearing portapros
good taste in headphones tb1h

>>81289576
>a man it's in

>>81293282
they should just cut and paste that onto shows. its more believable desu

>>81286439
Hahahahahaha Holy fucking shit

>HE OR SHE (cuz haxorz can be wymyns 2)
>the classic "they can see you from inside the monitor" shot

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https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLtTcE2DyV_8DlirLLWfE2U7w-ehfik-gb

>>81295084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76loVajVLZ4

God this made me angry

>>81287623
REV

>>81288445
>ASCII skeleton face
>it starts laughing at MC

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>>81288943
>Start counterstrike
>Cat video comes up

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>>81288513
not all stereotypes
it lacks the evil laugh of the evil hacker, like Christian Dassault in Jason Bourne, for instance

>>81286485
I cringed so hard that my face cramped for some seconds.

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>>81288098
>unplugging the monitor and not the router
baby boomers believe this shit

>>81295291
>playing Crash Bandicoot
>with an xbox controller
>the mario theme is playing

>kids 2-player and button mashing
>tv shows Final Fantasy

why tv and film executives, why?

>>81298108
>Jackie Chan's rumble in the Bronx
>gamegear in scene
>no game popped in
>kid playing it, game noises
>"i gave him my old video game"

>>81285958
>*55 year old man watching NCIS alone in his single bedroom apartment he moved into after the divorce unzips pants*

>>81285958
I could never watch this show thanks to her retarded hair. A woman approaching 40 with hair like a 4 year old girl, should she be allowed in a crime lab with loose hair, troweled on make up and jewelry?

>>81299488
She has like 6 PhDs and companies offering her multi-million dollar contracts most weeks.

The government would let her work in a pink bikini and hire an iguana as an assistant if she wanted it

I think the guys writing these shows just want to fuck with people. I bet there's some kind of competition every week on who can write the dumbest thing and the winner gets a bucket of KFC or something similar.

I'LL MAKE A GUI INTERFACE USING VISUAL BASIC

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>There will never be a Procedural drama as good as the first two seasons of NCIS again

It was so good, but it went to utter shit in the later seasons.

>>81286485
Someone please put 4chan right before it makes him really think

Do you believe in the theory of tv show writers competing with eachother by making up the most bananas uses of technology on purpose?

>>81300407
They literally had a Halloween episode about it.

>>81286485
The betrayal right at the end by the Russian mole, stopping these people from defending themselves from the hack.

>kino

>>81289346
>her "gooey" is mindblowing

>>81301217
That would explain why it looked like some sort of awkward sex scene.

>>81288234
I liked Bones for the most part but everything about Angela pissed me off. She was an artist on the street who helped Bones with facial reconstructions but then somehow out of nowhere, the most genius software programmer of all time, despite it being her minor, and gets unlimited funding to perfect a hologram that has a database of every object on Earth. Plus it can completely recreate crime scenes with full on physics simulations. Oh and she's also a completely competent hacker to boot.

>>81300407
Yes I do

You know the announcers between shows who say what's coming up on the station later? In the UK, over 30 have been fired this decade because they compete for who can swear the most without getting caught.

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>>81303051
>and gets unlimited funding to perfect a hologram that has a database of every object on Earth

I like it when Gibbs unplugs the computer.

>>81303233
same

>>81303233
Unplugs the monitor

That does not turn the powe off to the macine

>>81303780
They're not hacking if I'm not seeing it.

>>81298108
That scene in Dexter where he's playing Halo.
The actor is young enough to KNOW THAT'S NOT FUCKING RIGHT.

>>81286485
come on, give this movie a break... it was the 90's, no one even knew how to turn on a computer

>>81286439
>that tiny ass bite he takes from the sandwich
???

>>81305398
now this is autism

>>81286439
holy fukin kek

>>81305398
Imagine having to do that take 20 times.

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>>81285958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aipwDzC2hw

>>81305535
Hemsworth wolfed down plate after plate of shwarma in that Avengers scene because it took 50 tries to get right

Don't be a pussy

https://www.reddit.com/r/itsaunixsystem/

>>81286485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwmeH6Rnj2E

>>81305772
It probably was seasoned with nigger semen, a cuck like him couldn't just say no to such a treat

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>>81286485
Without a doubt the greatest film ever made.

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>>81289576
>>81294374
KEK

>>81302008
Which would also explain "have fun getting out of the wormhole".