whats elviras best movie?

i wantto lick her neck and boob

>>81282888
why

>>81282930
Sexual gratification

>>81282888
That's gay

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Where does the smoke come from?

>>81282984

Cigarettes mostly.

>>81282984
BRAAAAAAPP

It's amazing how hot she still is at 65. Looks better than most 30somethings.

>>81282829
>this right after a daddario thread

Keep going.

>>81282829
>>81282984
10/10

Would still mommy any day of the week

>>81282930
It would be the nice thing to do.

>>81282829
dunno but her game was godlike comfy back in the MS-DOS era.

>>81283170
I'd fuck the shit out of her right now and she's 65.

>>81282829
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark you fucking pleb. It's being released at the end of this month in a 4k special edition loaded with extras. Makes for a perfect double bill with Return of the Killer Tomatoes!!!FACT!!! https://youtu.be/ZaAS2nqfkUk
https://youtu.be/2aIXhmygh3A

>>81282829
>>81283425
oh my god

>>81282829
Mistress was best, but I also liked Haunted Hills.

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>>81283451
I know, Elvira's an actual succubus.
Based Tom Waits got her tits on one of his album covers.

>>81283433
>It's being released at the end of this month in a 4k special edition loaded with extras.

It's gonna be loaded with something else after I get done with it.

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>>81283547

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>>81283574
>>81283583

>>81283425
I realize now why I have a preference for pale women with dark hair, eyes, and personality

>>81283583

dat slip

>>81283547
>Tom Waits

all i want is a Godzilla movie to include "Big in Japan" on their official soundtrack

>pink nipples

truly 10/10

>>81283646
who has the porn of this girl?

How did she never do a porno? It's still not even too late.

>>81283780
She posed for Penthouse, but I guess she made more money hosting midnight b-movies and being one of the rare genuinely funny women.

Too, who wants to risk taking a black cock?

>>81283433
>those trailers

looks comfy as fuck desu senpai

>>81283831

Believe it or not, there is non-interracial porn.

>>81282978
nuh uh

>>81283780
Well, would you rather get fucked in the ass and cum on your face or would you rather make quips at bad horror movies while showing off your cleavage?

>>81283913
Fuck man, I'm a lanklet and I do that for free.

>>81283913
Please don't make me choose.

>>81283841
I'm just trying to fit in.

>>81283913
well...

>>81284053
i'll 'fit in' your boipussi

>>81283583
my favorite kind of nip

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>>81283775

>TFW almost none of her old shows are available anywhere

At least there's always that failed 90s sitcom pilot on Youtube.

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>>81283433
Is she going to get money for this one?
I mean I'm going to buy it anyway since I'd have to assume they didn't just crop the VHS version like with the godawful DVD version... But someone needs to give the bitch a fucking check already.

>>81285159
Watching that just made me mad.
It wasn't half bad for a pilot, and it could have been a damn good show.
Instead they just stole half the ideas for fucking Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

>>81285508
I think she did get paid for this German release they said she had some involvement with it.

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I forgot I made a folder for her

>>81285716
M O A R

>>81282829
>>81282984
>>81283425
>>81283775
>>81285716
She's the reason I tried to pick up girls at Hot Topic. I never tried a real Goth club though.

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>>81285716
My Elvira folder is probably my largest single-subject devoted folder.

Got a lot of random shit in here.

>>81285793
Any good WEBMs?

>>81285776
Goths and emo girls are insane, don't go near them.

>>81282829
The one where she parodies Minxy

>>81282829
Elvira taugh me to be a man. she made my peepee hard would always stay up late for her

>>81286029
They seem so fun and fuckable though.

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Friendly reminder that at 65 she is still hot as fuck and I would pay to watch her do gangbang porn

>>81282984
it's steam
from her nether region

>>81286069
They are for a few days, then you have to put up with their shit and if you bail they start stalking you and trying to curse you with wiccan rituals and other bullshit.

fucked one in college and her room was just full of skulls and gory movie props and shit to make it look like a charnel house

>>81286084
I want to rest my head on those amazing tits and have her tell me about the 70's and 80's and awesome bad movies.

>>81286084
>gangbang

fuck you. i'd love to date her and have consensual loving sex with her

>>81286126
Well there goes my fantasy for a Kylie from Extreme GhostBusters girlfriend fantasy.

>>81282829
the one where's she's a degenerate whore

>>81286183
TFW you will never watch bad movies with her while cuddling and making fun of it then proceed to have romantic sex.

>>81286214
does she actually act degenerate?
i thought her bit was mocking emo goth satanist shits.

Could she possibly be the sexiest woman of all time or close?

>long hair
>great confidence
>exudes sexual energy
>basically perfect tits
>nice ass
>nice legs
>THICC
>no tattoos
>full lips
>trim around the abdomen but not manly 6 pack

>>81286261
>TFW
What did he mean by this?

>>81282829

I wonder if she could get a gig at Netflix after the MSTK3 revival proves to be successful.

>>81286450
She could never appeal to beta/Nu-males into this genre of movies.

>>81286126
Sounds hot desu

The actress has a shitload of nudes here.

https://horrorunlimited.blogspot.com.au/2013/04/elvira-mistress-of-dark-sexy-nude.html?zx=28ca7310f1616b53

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>>81286025
I made this one a while back

>>81286782
I knew she had a lot of these out there already, but damn.

>>81282888
i can't find that one on imdb, are you sure you're not just youtubeCommentposting?

>>81286320
>i don't act degenerate, i mock degenerate people by acting degenerate xD

fuck off

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>>81286214
I hope this is just bait.

>>81286320
They didn't even exist when she started.
She's a dumb valley girl mixed with morticia addams.
She acts slutty but she has high standards.

>>81286700
it's just creepy and unappealing when they're obsessed with death and gore and bleakness, not healthy minded

>>81287011
Are you a 14 year old Mormon or something? kill yourself you naive faggot.

>>81286628

Those titties are appealing even to gay men.

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>>81286993
you sound mad, anon.
why do big boobies make you mad?
do you have tiny boobies?

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>>81287044
Agree.
I'm a total fag and I'm the one with the huge Elvira folder posting this shit:
>>81287065
>>81286997
>>81286885
>>81285793
>>81285508

She's like a drag queen that confuses your parents and gets them to think you just havn't found the right girl yet.

>>81286885
you spin me right round
baby
(right round)

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>>81287132
I made another one.. for some reason.. shitty quality source video though.

>>81287114
So is it just me or does it seem that some women's breasts actually get bigger as they get older?

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>>81287229
I think they look about the same.
Maybe she figured out how to get better support into her dress?

>>81287324
She doesn't look nearly as good without her costume.

>>81287391
kys faggot

>>81286084
this is actually the hottest pic itt

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I want her to tattoo her name on me.

>>81286331
>THICC
umm....

>>81283583

was that intentional?

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>>81287973
doubt it

>>81287229
her boobs are pushed up

Going to see her at a horror con in May lads.

Gonna get a selfie with those magnificent jugs then jerk off to it that night

>>81285595

wasn't that a cartoon?

>>81283095
7pbp

>>81287229
After and during pregnancy definitely.
Others will increase/decrease with menstrual cycle

>>81288152

Pull the dress off while someone tapes it

>>81282829
Elvira has like 3rd degree burns on most of her body. She covers then up using some sort of devil magic.

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>>81288366
I guess you could say she's smokin'

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>>81288313

i've never been so amused and aroused at the same time!

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>>81288366
I'm okay with this.

>Elvira remake
>Gal Gadot is playing elvira
>no tits, no ass, skeleton jew

>>81288587
K I N O
I
N
O

>>81288587
Don't you dare meme this into existence

>>81288587
>>81288616
>implying she won't be a strong independent woman of color

>>81288587
DELET
E
L
E
THIS

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damn elvira looks like THAT?

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>>81288587
>gal gadot
>not cooney

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who would you cast for The Elvira reboot?

>>81288726

Larkin Love for the porn parody. As long as she keeps those tattoos hidden.

>>81288718
STICC

>>81288757
her arsehole has lost its elasticity for me to take her seriously anymore.

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>>81288726
Gemma or Minxy

>>81288757
>Larkin Love for the porn parody

I'm pretty sure she already did it.

>>81288726
no one no one else could do it the justice it deserves

>>81288794

Yes, but we need more! In-character. She was just a cosplayer in that one.

>>81288313
source?

>>81288726
Atwell

>>81288726
Christina Hendricks is a good actress, has huge tits, and is naturally very pale.

>>81288726
>Sofia Vergara as Latin Elvira

>>81289080
too bad she's a land fucking whale.

>>81289282
okay.

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>>81288726
Hannah Minx, if she would come out of retirement. But not playing as Elvira. She'd still be Hannah Minx, but she would host a late night movie show on a cable network and do cute sexy things.

Actually that's more like Rhonda Shear but I don't care ^_^

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>>81288726
Ashley Graham

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>>81289464
>someone has actually impregnated Minxy

>>81283831
she got her pussy ripped by tom jones massive cock

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>>81289598
She's still pretty

>>81289464

I doubt Peterson would want Minx playing as her anyway, didn't they have that short little spat a couple of years back?

>>81289891

She lost weight?

I don't know who she is but i think she used to be very attractive and i am very sexually attracted to her.

>>81289989
No, she loves Hannah.

>>81282829
the one where she is my pusy mistress of the dark

>>81289891

where is that image from anon

>>81289891
>see this image

*deep sigh*

Haunted Hills was such a let down compared to Mistress of the Dark, but I still liked it because I'm a giant faggot fanboy.

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>>81290069
Her twitter. Don't bother looking for more because this is it.

But here is her old myspace that may have a few photos you haven't seen before.

https://myspace.com/hannahminx/photos

>>81290039

>used

Well alright then. S'cool if you don't like them mature. Bet she still fucks like a tiger, though.

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>>81283835
>ywn tittyfuck cassandra peterson in full elvira getup
I want to die.

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>>81289464
>>81289598
>>81289891

She's fucking dead to me

Why did she got married to that fucking loser?

fucking whore. i taught we were a thing :(

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>>81290107

nice, thanks

>>81290181
what a sad way to look at life

you were never a true minxy fan

>>81286169
still a cutie

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>>81290273
>you were never a true minxy fan

fuck you

I donated $200 to Hannah Minx every week, because her boyfriend didn't work back then. Lazy cunt. I really taught she was into me though. I was one of her two admins of her fanclub (the other being her boyfriend) but she always talks to me via email. I asked one time if she can send me her boob pics, but she just ignored me so I stopped asking lol but yeah, her boyfriend was a major loser, and what she needed is someone that can support her.

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>>81286782
Welp... I know what I'm doing with the rest of my night

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>>81286782
>all of that bush
i don't mind a landing strip or a patch, but bushes makes me sick

>>81290296
>thinking we haven't also been looking in the archives and will not immediately recognize this pasta

you underestimated me again, anon

>>81288718

tnxx mr skeltal

>>81290386
t. gay

>>81290386
It was a different time.

>>81290386
If you can look at a goddess like that and feel sick just because she's got a bush you are a colossal fucking faggot. I would have probably fapped to death if I'd seen nude pics of Elvira during my adolescence. Hell even after two decades of internet desensitization I'm ready to blow the fucking roof off of my house to >>81286782

>>81286782
>Get home from work
>see this post
Welp, guess I'm not getting any sleep today.