So...

>>81282395
BLOMPF

dude republicans lmao

Based big ratings Colbert

>>81282395
Are you also the orange slice poster

Fuck you alt righters stop forcing this shitty meme.

GRAMPF

>>81282395
DONALD LE PLUMPF xD

>>81282395
YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO WAS IN THE NEWS TODAY

>>81282395
awesome thread ill be sure to link r/thedonald they love theyd get a real kick out of this.

CLUMPT

>>81282419
>>81282460
>>81282475
>>81282487
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

>>81282395
DONALD J BRUMPF

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>>81282395
MICROWAVES.

mumpf hummpf lumpf drumpf
/pol/ btfo

This is unironically how he starts every show.

DONALD

J

LE FRUMPF

XDD

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>>81282395

>>81282395
This is gonna piss off some faggots who pretend not to love this show

Trump is so based, he just signed a bill into law tearing down FCC regulations preventing ISPs from selling your browsing history.

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>>81282482

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>this thread

DOORMPF
SUCKS
WEENIES

as a liberal

Colbert is pretty unfunny, he just spouts occupy democrat fallacies and false equivalencies, not to mention the whole cadence of his delivery...

>travel ban 1 failed
>travel ban 2 failed
>keystone pipeline using american steel failed
>couldn't repeal obamacare, even though the republicans literally control congress
>signed a bill overturning FCC regulations protecting your privacy online
>getting mexico to pay for wall failed
>defeating isis in 30 days failed
>drain the swamp was a lie
>lock her up was a lie
>no cuts to medicare was a lie
>even breitbart is acknowledging the russian shills in trump's cabinet- flynn just got denied immunity

WE JUST KEEP WINNING

FROMALD

QWOMPF

HUMPTY DRUMPF TOOK A DUMPF AND WENT KLUMPF ON THE BUMPF CLUMPFT
BRUMPFT ZOOMPFY WUMPF

POL BTFO

>>81282678
yeah becoming brazil

big win

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>>81282661
as a liberal


Colbert is pretty unfunny, he just spouts occupy democrat fallacies and false equivalencies, not to mention the whole cadence of his delivery.

>>81282722
nice you saved it just to give me a (You)

thanks anon

Post more /r/politics headlines ITT I always get a good laugh out of them.

PROMP

>>81282564
He's not Jewish

But trump is

>>81282395
BONNIE PLIMPF

>>81282455
>Fuck you alt righters stop forcing this shitty meme.

I like how being part of the majority of the population and supporting your democratically elected president makes you an (((alt-right))) conspirator. Really makes you think.

>>81282455
That's PRESIDENT forced shitty meme to you

*BRMFFRMMF FRRRMP*

>>81283200
Stfu Russian shill

>>81282395
TONALD DRUMP

BRAAAAAAAAPF

>>81283228
BONALG FUMPPHFFF

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>Donald Trump saves your career and boosts your ratings
>all you do is mock him

Colbert is despicable

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>>81283261

Bernie can still win

This is tangential I know, but every time I click on a Seth Myers clip I have to watch the same commercial for the Always Infinity menstruation pad. I have watched this video hundreds of times now. I am a 62 year old man. I am sure Google knows this about me. WTF. I've seen it so many times that I've started analyzing and critiquing the effectiveness of this pad. I am impressed that this product can absorb something like 8 times its weight in blood. The more the better, right? But they also brag about how light it is which suggests that they have taken this superior absorbency property and used it only for their own advantage. I am guessing that the weight of a pad is the least important quality that a user is concerned about. Total volumetric absorbency is surely the most important. So if the absorbance per unit weight is increased while the total weight is decreased, isn't the user in the same condition with regard to the product's most important quality?

I wish I could block this fag from trending videos

so much libtard shit every damn day. I just want to see actually interesting stuff like a new video game or movie trailer or whatever is popular

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Now I want to end this show, on a good note...

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BAZIMBUMPF

RAMPF

>>81282606
Based Trump. Making America Great Again.

F*ck drumpf, and f*ck white people, peace out

DONALD

J

BRAAAAPPFF xD

>>81283535
...at least white people will be extinct by 2050.

Colbert has proven Poe's Law. He is acting like a total liberal idiot for laughs, and people think he's serious and they're loving it. It's like they never saw his old show.

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>>81283753

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>mfw I can't even watch Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law because when Phil and Reducto talk I remember how Colbert used to be a relaxed liberal who found a lot of common ground with Libertarians and then recently was given orders by Viacom and the Uniparty elite to be a soulless marionette promoting rhetoric about white privilege

Remember laughing at the Colbert Report back then, remember the time he had viewers splice together clips of him where he deliberately said things to bait people into making him say "I love cock."
Remember those days?

Now it's BRAMPF.

I like how alt righters take offense at the imagined widespread use of "Drumpf" but throw around equally lame terms like Obummer, libcuck, feminazi, and hundreds of others just as dumb

>>81283830
Exactly, white people must be killed and white women inseminated.

>>81283261
>Stfu Russian shill
Rly makes u thnk

D R U M P F B O Y S

Does this tool have AAAANNNNYYYY original material AT ALL?

jesus christ. Even if you hate Trump its like DAY IN DAY OUT DUDE DRUMPF LOL HAHAHAH

Lowest common denominator comedy

Louis Cuck King was right, he does look like an alien that studied how people are and tried to be human

>>81283830
wrong you're thinking of cuckservatives. And the alt right is a myth kid.
>Obummer
King nigger
>libcuck
cuck
Femnazi
>liberal

figure it out

>>81283707
I can take the Drumpf shit but this was flat out pathetic.

I hate Deray and that fucking vest. Also he had his phone out the whole interview. He didn't use it or anything but there was something weirdly disrespectful about it.

>>81283925
You say 'cuckservatives', implying that there exists another "branch" of conservatives. Who are they? Do they have a name?

>>81283972
Try anyone that disagrees with progressives or cultural marxism, if you will.

F U C K
W
H
I
T
E P E O P LE

>>81283972
>Who are they?
neocons

>>81284065
I thought neocons were the 'cuckservatives'

>>81283972
Anyone who supported """Republican"""" candidate Evan McMuffin or says "btw I'm a republican, I worked on the Romney campaign" is a cuckservative. I don't care for the term but it's true.

Anyone else take pictures of black men fucking their mothers to piss pol off?

>>81284077
Neocons are globalists.

>>81284129

I thought the liberals are the globalists ?

>>81283972
All conservatives think that they're the only REAL conservative and everyone else is cucks

>>81284253
>what is controlled opposition
my sweet summer child.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc7i0wCFf8g

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>>81284253
Any non-paleoconservative is in the New World Order.

>>81284253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MADYzQstpsU

Steven Colbert is funny
Get over it

>>81282606
Ha! Take that liberals!

>>81282606
Libtards BTFO!

>>81283830
shut up libtard

>>81282395
DRUMPF
SHRUMPF
GRUMPF
FRUMPF
BRUMPF
LUMPF
HUMPF
PUMPF
KLUMPF
WUMPF
THRUMPF
JUMPF
NUMPF
PFUMPF

Why can't /pol/ just take a joke

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>>81284617
/pol/ prefers to get jokes elected to the highest office in the land

>>81284636
Bernie can still do it guys.

>>81284656
What does Bernie have to do with anything?

Can't wait to see the look on pol's face when the electoral college switches to Hillary.
I will swoop down on pol and nourish myself with their tears.

>>81282606
HAHAHAHAHAHA

SOROS ABSOLUTELY BTFO AHAHAHAHA

MALE VITALITY FOR THE EPIC WIN, ONE POINT FOR THE WHITE RACE

SHADIFUCKINGLAY, PEPE PEPE KEK KEK KEK

PRAISE MOTHERFUCKERS, STEP ASIDE HILLBITCH!

NOW WE CAN CHECK DUBS, PRAISE KEK, AND SHARE ANTI-GLOBALIST MEMES WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS AND THE BEST PART? NO STUPID HILLSHILLS NOR SHILLBLUE WILL EVER BE ABLE TO STOP THE INTERNET GOD EMPEROR'S MEME ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>81283400
>tfw no qt CTR gf

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>>81282395

whatever happened to late night show comedians being actually, you know, comedians instead of trying to shove whatever hip new progressive thing down my fucking throat every night?

>>81283842
desu me, my bull and my wife's son are making our part

#MakeTheHumanRaceGreatAgain

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>>81284789
>you will never be this mad

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>>81284789

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>>81284954

>>81284636
and yet their unwarranted self importance remains the same

>>81284253
>he just figured out that both parties were for globalism before Trump

>>81282395
I wonder what he's going to talk about

colbert is just becoming fucking meme review, watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoYd9W-BFNM

i watched this episode with my parents and it was cringey as fuck

>>81284129
>>81284253
"globalist' has effectively become a buzzword at this point

anyone who supports capitalism is a globalist

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>>81284789

>>81282419
[chimp noises from the crowd intensify]

>>81284935
they became political pundits the minute they agreed to give Obama a free pass because nobody wanted the first black president to be a failure

>>81285209
globalism = no borders one world government multi cultural utopia

DRAPES?


MORE LIKE BRAAAAAAPS

>>81285352
What about the economic trade part of globalism

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>>81285383

>>81285209
>wanting to be able to start a business and voluntarily trade with others means you want an unelected corporatist government

>>81285411
It's probably an Aussie from /int/

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>>81285444
Im about 99% thats a leaf post. I can tell by the poor quality.

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>>81285186
would be just as cringey if they did this dumb shit with obama. has nothing to do with who you voted for. people get paid to write and animate this trash?

>>81282395
BLART LIKES MAN BUTT

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>>81282395
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAWHAHAHA

BAUGHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA

>>81285223
They didn't want to criticize him period. It was pathetic boot licking.

>>81285444
>>81285492
Theres a fine line between brilliant shitpost and retardposting. Thus is the almost imperceivable divide between leaf and aussie.

>>81285569
>Guest just leaned back in chair

>>81285352
No, globalism is

>the operation or planning of economic and foreign policy on a global basis.

If you actually were a free trade advocate you would support globalism because it allows for international competition and lifts barriers to trade between nations. Protectionism is not a capitalist approach, it is the government intervening to prop up dying industries instead of letting the market decide and focusing on specializing.

This is why it's hilarious when Trump supporters complain about leftists. Trump himself is advocating for policies that leftists would support

>>81285619
>Trump himself is advocating for policies that leftists would support
Fuck off falseflagging poltard.

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>>81285569

>>81285408
>>81285619
Bullshit, throughout Capitalism’s history domestic industries’ ever changing situations aligned them on one side or the other between free trade and protectionism. Globalism and Capitalism are not synonymous.

BOMALD BERMP