what am I in for?

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>>81278826

Unironically the best movie of the franchise
also
>best movie of the franchise is a spin off
rly makes you think the thoughts

Everyone dies
The end

>>81278865
>everyone is forgettable and no one cares
hmm

>>81278826
A decent movie. Even the OT had a very generic 'good vs evil' plot line. I like that Rogue One really opened it up and showed how even the Rebellion dabbles in torture, terrorism, and assassination.

>>81278983
>Even the OT had a very generic 'good vs evil' plot line
Yeah but the characters weren't flat unlikeable pieces of shit.

>>81279154
Chirrhut was pretty cool, but that's about it.

I think they wanted the character personalities to represent the more somber tone. So Jin ends up being indistinguishable from the rest of the crowd, because they're all depressed except one or two.

>>81279154
It's almost like they're a bunch of nobodies.

>>81279269
>Chirrhut
Who the fuck even is this? That's how bad they were.

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Subversive propaganda

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>describe the characters

Man this girl liked me who looks like felicity with big titties and I scared her away with my autism. Any films for this feel?

>>81278826
Probably, easily the best star wars film to come out since the originals, and none of you were there for the original releases. Hopefully the other movies follow this style, hopefully they bring the EU into it so they can have many of these stories.


All they have to do wih this spin-off series is not have a jump in continuation and it will be goat.

>>81280587
https://www.youtube.com/user/ElliotRodger

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A movie the "Fans" have already forgotten about

>>81278826

Better than Episode 7 but still feels sjw-y, over produced and has no memorable characters as is Disney's specialty.

>>81278826
something like Krull remade in 2016 Star Wars Themed SJW aproved

>>81278826
A dull, tedious film with zero-personality characters and absolutely no memorable scenes, lines of dialogue, or performances until the final minute.

>>81279570
There was black rebel guy with the oxygen
There was ip man the blind wizard
There was cgi tarkin
There was the sexy douche
The worlds worst robot sidekick
There was red shades vader
And that imperial bad guy dude
Oh and death star builder man who made the sooper seekret flaw

The droid was a decent character

a bland brown people apologist movie until the third act where it apes ANH and ROTJ's space battles.

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Kinetic and shallow. You'll enjoy the end.

If they cut the number of characters in the movie by two thirds and bothered to establish the father-daughter dynamic it could have been quality.

>>81279570
How could the OP do that?
They don't even know what they're in for.

>>81280729
>"Rebellions are built on hope"

That shit is iconic

>>81281814
It would be if the speech was delivered well.

>>81279295
Is that supposed to be an excuse?

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>>81280666
Well done anon , well done

Alright movie

significantly better than TFA

Part spy movie, part made for tv sci fi flick with over-emotional speeches and monologues.

The whole gritty spy thing had only been touched on in the books/comics so I was glad to see that and the setting for the final battle was cool. Otherwise not much going on in the story, still worth a watch though.

>>81279560
Remember they made him apologize though? Might've cut some of the bullshit out after that happened. Although there is still that ridiculous scene where a huge group of battle hardened rebels listen to a vague inspirational speech from a young rookie hot girl.

A decent Star Wars film overrated beyong belief since people were still fresh off TFA trainreck. It doesn't touch OT trilogy or SW3 tho.

>>81278826
unironically the worst film in the whole franchise

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Stuff like this.

>>81282177
Jesus, I forgot about that shit. Selling the franchise to (((disney))) was a mistake.

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>>81278826
boredom- you will look at your watch halfway through, mark my fucking words.

>>81279154
>Yeah but the characters weren't flat unlikeable pieces of shit.

That was sorta the point, they're the foot soldiers, the nameless, anonymous cogs of war that gave the Rebellion a chance to make victory possible.

>>81282043
no, it' not.

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>>81282251
the point of a film is never to make you not care about the characters or the plot-- to entertain means to hold one's interest engagingly, to not care is to be bored, and to not be entertained.

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>>81278826
>no character development
>you will not give a shit about anyone
>robot humor is forced
>probably will put you to sleep about an hour in

>>81282251
You could easily have foot soldiers be likable characters. It's not even like the movie didn't try to humanize them, as there are some aborted attempts at character arcs in there, it's all just executed terribly.

2 hours of complete boredom and horrible pacing with meaningless character development followed by 20 minutes of pure kino

OP here just finished watching it. Wow the tone was all over the place 7/10

See you in December for Episode VIII

>>81278826


Generic action movie 2016 with a Star Wars skin on it.

Or

Best thing in the world since sliced bread according to an obnoxious little part of the fanbase.

Guess who is wrong.

>>81278826
Boring shit

>>81279408

Chirrhut was the monk you faggot

Shit writing, painfully boring, horrendous characters, incompetent Empire, dumb ending, nonsensical retcons and canon additions, horribly obvious greenscreen sets, awful special effects, Borderlands-tier jokes.

>>81282177
Fucking cinematographic autism. This doesn't even make any sense.

opressive white people vs brown people fighting for freedom

brave

you guys have some of the worst taste in film I've ever seen

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A.
Fucking.
Rabbit.

decent movie, lots of things blowing up, completely forgettable.

A new waifu

>>81278983
In a space drama made for babies

>>81280738
Sounds riveting

>>81282220
When I was a kid Disney hated Jews now its ran by Jews? Oh how the world changes

>>81284178
Wait til they finally own the world and finally wake up Walt.
I wonder how he will feel.

>>81278826

I watched it after taking Xanax, while I was with my dad. Slept through almost all of it. Feel like a cocksuck piece of horseshit but have seen some flicks since. Made me get a lick of the feels

>>81278826
Star Wars fanfiction injected with Hollywood SJWism.

>>81278826
I liked the robit, how come we never seen those types again?

Also the chicks ass is fantastic when she's climbing

>>81278826
>it's still cool to like star wars, I swear!
>they finally made a star wars movie for the mature audience! it's a gritty war movie filled with silly robots and pig people
>hey I remember those characters! I'm a real star wars fan!

I could go on, but I think you get the picture

>>81278826
An alright 6.5/10, but the characters aren't witty quipsters so it's a 0/10 from me boss.

>>81278826
Cool visuals, great set pieces. Characters were lacking. But thought it was good.

I think Jyn was much more relatable and likeable than always bitching Rey and Chris Tucker Stormtrooper edition.
And unlike tfa, R1 has believable worlds that don't look like a cheap filmset. Alot of thought went into this movie and of course you see alot of things from the previous films, it is literally the same time period. And still there is more new stuff than tfa had.
I thought tfa was too fucming fast paced action shlock. Rogoe One is only boring if you have adhd. What the fuck is wrong with people?

>>81278826
Blatant fanservice fest with extremely shallow characters and no development.

>>81278826
Tarkin dies
Jyn lives

the embodiment of mediocrity

>>81288670
this basically

>>81285795
>how come we never seen those types again
Wanna hazard a guess?

>>81279570
sure

>deranged old soldier with a shit-ton of machinery keeping him alive, on a quixotic mission to single-handedly destroy the Empire by whatever means necessary, including ruthless torture (I actually just got that he's supposed to be like Vader, isn't he?)

>naive but powerful monk who sees the good in everyone and everything, and tries to live up to the legacy of the legends he heard about jedi as a child

>monk's older, jaded friend who keeps him safe and protected from the horrors of the world, trying in vain to protect him and his innocence.

>2 younger rebels made old by the tough choices they've already had to make in their lives, clinging to each other as a way to try to come to terms with the brutal loss of their childhoods and parents. Tough on the outside, but soft and tender still at their cores.

>the imperial who just wants to have his name recognized and remembered, but who constantly gets shoved aside, ignored, and taken advantage of by his superiors, engendering a feeling of impotent rage and jealousy towards the Emperor's inner circle

>the droid, who starts off not trusting anyone he doesn't know very well, acting paranoid and suspicious, but who comes to learn to accept the love of others and to respect and love them in turn

>the pilot (he doesn't get fleshed out much, aside from being idealistic and wanting to help the people he has heard stories and modern-day legends about, even after they brutally torture him form information.)

>fishman, the stubborn curmudgeonly general with the heart of gold who selflessly sacrifices himself and all he cares for when the chance comes to destroy the Empire.

Did I miss anyone? Monk, monk's friend, the 2 rebel lovebirds, the robot, the pilot, the fishman general, the bad guy...oh, Galen. Forgot Galen.

Meh. He's a father who wants to save his family. Boooring. I will grant you that one. But the rest are actually pretty interesting and nuanced.

>>81289144
>that long post
>using "meh" unironically

PLEASE kill yourself

>>81289221
ok, senpai, for you

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>>81289144
Go back to your cave redditfag.

>>81289368
But I, as your dear redditfriend, am a normie and a chad.

I live out in the open air during the day, then snuggle up with my gf at night in my apartment.

Is it not the 4chanfriends who live in caves or their mother's basements? Aside from the good people over at /fitlit/, of course.

>>81280714

>Krull remade

You fucken wash your mouth out cunt.

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>>81289426
Actually I have quite the balanced life my good fellow.
The cave that you redditfags live in is one of the mind.
Like little babies you are.

>>81289468
fair enough, my esteemed companion, as I cannot refute that I almost certainyl do suffer from holes in the mind or the psyche, blind spots and fallacies and everyday hypocrisies and lies that I fall into.

But on some level, do we not all have these inherent flaws? I would posit to to be devoid of such blemishes would perhaps make you more perfect, yes, but less human.

>>81278826
That's the karate guy from the Korean movie

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>>81289556
>implying I have flaws
Rude, I bet you vote Conservative.
#proudtobeme

>>81278888
8u

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I want to fug Krennic-sama.

>>81278826
Some good scenes and the rest is filler crap of literally who uninteresting stereotypical characters.

>>81289556
why are redditfags so narcissistic?

>>81278826
The movie was fine. Not a cinematic masterpiece but still enjoyable.
You autists enjoy shitting on everyone movie for no reason.

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>prequels
>senate is fucking useless

>rogue one
>rebel council is fucking useless

>force awakens
>new senate is fucking useless

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>>81289837
>and the entirety of Catalyst was Krennic getting cucked by Lyra

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>>81283911
A cute one!

The best movie in the franchise

>>81278826
big guys

>>81280738
>ip man the blind wizard
kek

>>81282220
>>81283808
look at these kikes gents

>>81282177
I swear to god I can hear the disney magic in the scene where this EMPed star destroyer crashes into the other. Someone please tell me I'm not crazy.

>>81278826
It's the best prequel movie since the release of the Revenge Of The Sith.

>>81278865
>Unironically the best movie of the franchise

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>>81289704
>4 8s
>typed 8u

FUCKING META IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING IM FREAKING OUT SOMEONE RESPOND SO I KNOW IM NOT DREAMING

>>81278826
Forced minority appearances: The Movie

Also DUDE 20 SECONDS OF VADER LMAO

Expect Madds to be underutilized.
Again.

>>81291288
The entire plot should have been Krennic vs Erso, Jyn was an unnecessary third wheel.

>>81289368
>paying attention to a movie is reddit

>>81278826
A terrible movie with great visuals.

>>81282177
´>Fairy dust music starts playing*

>>81278826
An exercise in politically correct casting

>>81278826
A movie that at least tries to have original locations, creatures, characters, ships, etc unlike that bullshit TFA. But its still a pointless movie with bad writing. At least the actual battle at the end is great.

I couldn't even bring myself to watch this until the other day because TFA ruined Star Wars for me. FUCK JJ and Kathleen Kennedy for destroying this franchise.

>>81278865
>you're unironically retarded

>>81278826
Second worst Star Wars movie. Buckle in for even worse subpar acting, and a boring af plot until the last 45 minutes where only the space battle is worthwhile.

Don't be fooled by this "gritty dark war" meme. It's just another quip-filled parody of Star Wars with zero darkness.

>>81289144
I don't like the prevalence of people using this word, but that post is the most Reddit thing I have ever seen.

>>81278826
Exterminate White men from space - the movie

>>81278826
Worse than Force Awakens, which was damn awful. It was like a made for TV movie with big budget special effects.

>>81282220
Movies will continue to get worse until the kikes have been removed from our soil.

>>81282177
Let's say that a few Y-wings can take out a star destroyer, and that then a small ship like that could push it. That they were so close together, and that 2nd one didn't even try to move away.

It's still fanfiction tier. Garbage.

>I'm going to watch an extremely well-known film which millions of people have seen
>Better rush to the internet first and let everyone know so I can get some attention for it

Millenials were a mistake

>>81295546
> so I can get some attention for it

oh, the irony

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>>81282251
>the characters were MEANT to be boring and shitty and forgettable!

Bravo Nolan!

Ending was bretty dope

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>>81295691
>Ending was bretty dope

how much of a kitschmonger can you be

>>81278865
I agree with you anon. Though the original trilogy is much more impressive compared to it's competition at the time. Rogue One has a more enticing plot and characters with more depth.

>>81295603
So you're saying what, that I posted that because I want attention? Yeah, no. I don't care. So you are wrong.

>>81289973
>>81283911

take your hands off my wife

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I unironically love this faggot.

>>81282177
That was great

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>>81295868
Your wife? Smh nah nigga.

>>81278865
This is true sadly.

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These two women are devoid of charisma and can't act. So why were they cast? Because they were willing to suck more Jewish cock than any other.

>>81296489
Jyn was fine, I forgot why Rey exists.

>>81278865
People don't actually believe this, do they? The first act is prequel-tier bad and the latter half of the movie is only saved by some great action scenes. Characters are pretty flat throughout and the final scenes are clumsy as fuck fanservice that creates more plot holes in an attempt to tie everything up in a nice little bow.

objective ranking is

ESB>ANH>TFA>RotJ>RO>>>>RotS>>>TPM>>>>>AotC

>>81282177
Jesus christ I'm glad I didn't pay for this shit. Needless to say I won't be paying for the next shit either

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What are you in for OP?
You're in for a Romeo & Juliet meet next-level CG, non-CG avant garde death opera.

>>81278826
A mediocre and boring movie shilled relentlessly on /tv/ and forgotten once the shills left

>>81296581
Objective ranking here:
V>IV>VI>VII>RO>III>I>II
There are two power gaps in this list and you need to figure out where they are!

>>81289144
>>the imperial who just wants to have his name recognized and remembered, but who constantly gets shoved aside, ignored, and taken advantage of by his superiors, engendering a feeling of impotent rage and jealousy towards the Emperor's inner circle

he was actually the best character in the movie

>>81296489
>>81296545
Instead of bland white men we get bland white women who have a little spunk :^)

>>81296810
I can't even remember any of the other characters in her squad or in fact the entire movie, they were that forgettable.

Krennic, Galen, Jyn, Tarkin and Vader were the only characters who weren't filler tier.

>>81278826
I was skeptical because I was so disappointed in the previous movie but Rogue One was definitely the most enjoyable Star Wars I've seen yet, I can honestly say I wasn't bored once. Really good movie!

>>81296856
My issue with Jyn is that she was so aimless throughout the movie until "ok i'll help" midway in, as if thats sooo compelling.

The guy she was with was marginally more interesting but of course they softened him up so he couldnt take the spotlight from her

>>81278826
Something much much better than TFA

Not even meming. I put off watching this til the other day and man, I wish I saw it when it came out in theaters.

>>81295774
Idk what the fuck that means bro

>>81278826
Everyone dies.

>>81278826

Leia CGI made me walk out of the theater.

>>81278918
This.It's almost like they intentionally tie up any loose ends. Was there some kind of agreement with Disney that they could make a movie but they didn't want any possibility of a prequel or sequel?

>>81297229
>a sequel to rogue one

it already exists

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the shittiest, most embarrassing performance you'll ever see from an oscar-winning actor

>>81297220
lol this is good

>>81297220
After the CGI Leia scene I quickly finished up my crab and baileys while watching that big music scene. THEN I left.

>>81297509
That isn't Tommy Lee Jones in Batman Forever.

>>81296545
Jyn Urso is a really Star Wars sounding name, they did a good job with that.

>>81282177
It's just not the same without the 747 engine whine

>>81296856
There was a shitskin with a wooden stick, a shitskin with a big gun and another shitskin with a lazy eye.

Then there was the tall nigger robot that slammed Jyn to the ground. That was fun. Watching that weak boring bitch getting the shit knocked out of her was the most entertaining part of the film. They should've had him abuse her throughout the whole movie.

"I am a very important member of this rebellion. My father is Galen Er... (black metal hand slaps her across the face)... "Move bitch, get out da way"

For the most part it's a good movie but it suffers from irrational storytelling lacing the plot together.
Also a lot of the main characters are just fucking dumb.
Cassian hates Jyn and for no reason other than she's a girl with a sad past he falls for her and tries to protect her.
There is a lot of characters being irrational dicks.
Lyra Erso starts the movie off disobeying Galen and pretty much fucking up his plans.