/lbg/

>>81278827
Pretty good. Should fill the '10s though- or make the list ascending

Why are there so many self-hating whites on LB?

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>>81279153
Hello anon what are you watching tonight?

You look at all these damn lists, but you refuse to actually use your own brain!

>>81279305
Sansho Dayu

>>81279305
respect the sally draper

>>81279435
Not everybody can handle all these cocks with only one mouth

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hmmmm

>>81279305
Good evening fine /lbg/ users, i will be starting my trek through the filmograhpy of the finest american director D.W. Griffith. I was wholeheartedly convinced by a poster in one of the previous threads of this general.

His arguments and way with words was so eloquent that I literally have no other choice that to spend the next several weeks watching all of his work.

If you haven't seen this enlightened individual, i would recommend going through the archive to read posts from his brilliant brain.

Well have a convinced anyone to join me ! : )

>>81278827
2013 - Hard to be a God
2014 - Horse Money
2015 - The Assassin
2016 - The Silence

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>>81278874

>>81278827
Hardly any of these qualify as "good cinematography", especially anything with wide-angle lenses. You have to go back.

Everybody laugh at this anon until he posts his cinematic theories regarding the superiority of Jon Jost. Laugh at him until he posts his (lack of) reviews on his profile. Laugh at him until he admits he's a retard.

>>81140230
>>81140256

>>81280574
Have a (You)

>>81278827
Most of these films employ slow long takes. Where are the montage flicks, /lbg/?

>>81280677
Montage is Reddit and made for low IQ apes.

>>81280652
André Antoine is better than anything I that image. Stick to criterion-core, pleb.

>>81279305
Dear lord is that really sally

Really, you back again, retard? Fascinating, you already said something like a dozen farewells and yet keeps coming back

>>81280727
You agree? Where were you when ./lbg/ agreed that Soviet propaganda flicks were the best movies ever made and that long-take observational documentaries made prior were irrelevant? https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/80664720/#80691255

>>81280796
>retard
This post is factually wrong. I'll always be smarter than all of you.

Everybody laugh at this anon until he posts his cinematic theories regarding the superiority of Jon Jost. Laugh at him until he posts his (lack of) reviews on his profile. Laugh at him until he admits he's a retard..

>>81140230
>>81140256

Retard-manbaby shitposting again. Now more scared than ever

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weird unplanned theme went on the last two days

/thegr1fter

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>>81279685
>i will be starting my trek through the filmograhpy of the finest american director D.W. Griffith
If you're going to do that, don't be a pleb and start with Biograph. Chronoloically work through his work, he made over 500 films, pioneered film grammar and techniques, and was the precursor to multiple film movements. He did incredible things with shadows before any of the Germans, moved the camera before them, and even preceded Italian neorealism with story content, refined realistic acting, and on-location shooting.

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>>81280945
>>81279685
If you want to see how ahead of his contemporaries, DW Griffith was, see this acting comparison in pic-related.

>>81281136
>>81281174
WOW, THAT'S LIKE WOW, MAN

Kill yourself, autist

>>81280931
>Everybody laugh at this anon until he posts his cinematic theories regarding the superiority of Jon Jost. Laugh at him until he posts his (lack of) reviews on his profile. Laugh at him until he admits he's a retard..
what is his profile?

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Birth of a Nation is a landmark in cinema. Nothing prior is better. Cinema officially begins with Birth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVrDv-4aaNI&t=25s

>>81281250
I'll kill you, America-hater!

>>81281293
No

>>81281340
I'm waiting, retard

>>81281393
No

>>81281450
No. You're just stupid

>>81281272
But that would force mega autist to use facts for his argument. That's impossible for him.

>>81278827
>Memeter Thmeme Memeoid

>>81281540
>But that would force mega autist to use facts for his argument
I linked his posts. He REFUSES to post his profile because he's afraid everybody will see he's a fucking pleb.

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Hey Amaranth! Hairy monobrow bitch! This anon >>81280727 says your taste is Reddit-tier!

choo

The author has requested that you don’t post comments here.

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http://letterboxd.com/cancer/

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>>81277776
holy shit did this fall apart in the last hour

still though, it's almost great and nowhere near the disaster its reputation has become

>>81285273
When's the Wild Wild West Criterion bluray coming?

>>81277777

>>81277777

DELETE THIS

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You like this music, /lbg/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kCnJ7d4zJo

>>81285507
>tfw i actually liked that movie as a kid

and that flash of Salma Hayek's ass is the moment I became a man desu

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>>81279305
Just watched a local doc on street workers.

>>81281293
I agree. While I don't agree with the subject matter, the film went all out. The sets, all the extras, the length, and so much more.

https://letterboxd.com/thepartyoftea/

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https://letterboxd.com/brenx923/

>>81277776
PREVIOUS THREADS: >>81272821 >>81246594

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https://letterboxd.com/YellowRomeda/

as prepared as i can be for the live action ghost in the shell now...

>>81287762
good luck

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>Me, I can’t romanticize turning a 1910s drama or comedy into a 1960s abstract film. I want to see the story and the style, dammit.

>i hateee narrative so much my faves? vertov, brakhage and mekas :)

>i hateee hollywood so much my faves? everything by the avant-garde :)

>i hateee narrative so much my faves? everything by the avant-garde :)

>00:56:32
>00:57:35
Hmmmm

Is Ronald transgender?

Reminder that it is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE to be a top reviewer on letterboxd without meeting at least one of the following criteria:

a) being transgendered
b) being female
c) having shitty taste

Attempts to disprove this will only affirm it. Govern yourself accordingly.

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>ethnographic filmmaking

>>81290940
>tfw passable tranny with below average taste
h-heh but why do I only have 5 followers ;_;

>>81291340
not enough meme (or political) reviews

>>81281607
He's very obviously PUNQ.

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>>81292394

>>81291464
I checked the films he was spamming in letterboxd. When I accused him of being lyrical nitrate or punq he stopped posting the posters.

So throw your guess lol

>>81292665
PUNQ is Norwegian and our guy sounds like an American, to me.

>>81292665
>>81292764
Also, our guy claims to not have a letterboxd account.

>>81278827
>not one tsai film
really makes you think

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>logging a film you watched with the commentary track
ISHYGDDT

>>81280633
Last Chants for a Slow Dance is amazing, but this is an objectively wrong opinion.

>>81293347
I've heard people who consider legitimate to say they 'watched' a film after viewing a MST3K shitty commentary. Disgusting

>>81293347
you've done this, haven't you? it's ok to guilt-post, anon.

>>81286618
>>81293386
>engaging the crazy autismo seriously
Fucking enablers

>>81293424
I curious if you actually have anything to contribute here or if your contribution only consists in complaining and telling people what to do.

>>81293490
"I curious" too if this an enabler's shitty justification or autismo himself crying

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Body double is the greatest film ever made. Body double is the epitome of cinematic style and storytelling. Body double encapsulates everything a film should be. Body double is both completely serious and unserious at the same time. Body double can be viewed 100+ times and still stay fresh.

In 100 years Body double will be studied at every filmschool.

>>81280727
This

>/mtv/ was deleted
:(

What is a good Hong Sang-Soo film to watch if you haven't seen any of them?

>>81295896
Any, they're all the same thing

I kid but not so much

>>81285273
It's a fucking shite film.

Heaven's Gate DC is one of the best films I've ever seen.

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Whither steakbro?

>>81296177
says someone who's never seen but listens to one too many "comedy" movie podcasts

>>81290940
Which users are trans?

>>81293347
I do this but add a 'commentary' tag

Anyone else thinking about what a huge wasted potential Boyhood was. Imagine if it actually had a good story or was more like 400 blows

>>81298105
Boyhood was great, but some scenes felt too forced.

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https://letterboxd.com/lennykoggins/

Pleb and not so proud. Looking to start being more of a movie buff and getting into older and less well known films. I'll probably remember some other favorite movie of mine after I post this image.

I dig Larry Clark, Harmony Korine, Nolan, Fincher, The Cohens, and Nicky "the winding snake" Refn.

I really like slick Korean and Japanese thirllers from the 90's onwards.

I love John C. Reilly and Will Ferrell. Michael Cera is my guilty pleasure, I like almost everything he's in.

My favorite genres are gangster movies, drug dealer movies, heist movies, psychological thrillers, serial killer movies, spy movies, and comedies.

>>81298326
Everyone please free to rec me some films I can add to my watchlist and to either my AsianKino, L.A Feel, or NYC Feel lists.

https://letterboxd.com/lennykoggins/lists/

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>>81298401
Asian:
Throw Down (2004)
Blind Detective (2013)
Breaking News (2004)
Exiled (2006)

L.A.
Kiss Me Deadly (1955)
Crime Wave (1954)

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What was his problem?

>>81298401
>AsianKino
Violent Cop
"Beat" Takeshi Kitano's first film, and if you like his style, Sonatine

>>81298564
that priest was a total ass desu

>>81298105
>if it actually had a good story
>or was more like 400 blows
What does that even mean?

>>81288510
>social problem films
No. Next time try DW Griffith.

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>>81292336
>>81292359
>>81292374
>>81292394
>>81292411
Flick came out in 1926 and it still has worse acting than Griffith kino that came out over 10 years earlier.

any film with "acting" isn't cinema.

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>his profile picture is related to film

>>81299837
Define cinema

>>81299837
This
>>81292336
>>81292359
>>81292374
>>81292394
>>81292411
isn't cinema then

>>81299837
You're right. The documentary is the pure cinema!

Watch more documentaries!

>>81300478
documentary shares the juvenile attempt to capture "reality", it can't be cinema either.

>>81300796
But André Antoine, Andre Bazin, Hubert Revol, and Dziga Vertov said the documentary is the pure cinema!

>>81300796
Jean Vigo as well said the documentary is the highest form of expression of pure cinema!

https://books.google.com/books?id=mD_ZE40o_OgC&pg=PA72&lpg=PA72&dq=documentary+is+the+pure+cinema&source=bl&ots=KVybLFApEr&sig=TAO3it7MD9ojRgAtZDuLrUQ-F2s&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjD3bz87I3TAhWmiVQKHZoCDVA4ChDoAQgZMAA#v=onepage&q=documentary%20is%20the%20pure%20cinema&f=false

>>81300796
Post your profile. What are your credentials? I doubt you're more qualified to speak on the art of cinema than these individuals. What books did you author? Where are your writings? You don't just watch pictures and attach stars to them, do you, pleb?

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https://letterboxd.com/Arokz/

>>81301164
These scores are wrong, and your favorites are shit. Watch more documentaries, pleb!

>>81298326
>My favorite genres are gangster movies, drug dealer movies, heist movies, psychological thrillers, serial killer movies,
Psychopathic tendencies. Yikes!

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We're all waiting for you to post your profile so we can laugh at you, anti-cinema pleb.

>>81301496
since you spend so much time here you should do a letterboxd profile and post it here bro

These continuous attempts of fitting in are cringeworthy. Language misused because even that is beyond his capacity. The sick autist is desperate

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>>81299930
>his profile picture is related to 4chan memes

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>>81301535

>>81301164
>Mon Oncle
MY FUCKING NIGGER

>>81301570
>>81300796
Your defense of cartoons must mean you're Scantysama

>>81301719
>>81301164
>TSPDT
MY FUCKING NIGGER

I HAVE A QUESTION FOR /LBG/

IF YOU HATE AMERICA SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU EXCLUSIVELY WATCH YOUR OWN COUNTRY'S FILMS AND ENTERTAINMENT

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/81035651/#81037028

>>81301153

If cinema is defined by something common to all other forms then cinema hasn't been, because it might as well not exist as definition since it can't be defined away from the others such as theater or documentary.

>>81302277
>it can't be defined
Yeah, run away, bitch boy.

>>81302364
>cinema is like theater guys acting!
>no no cinema is like documentary guys, reality!

pls. give me definition of cinema then and what makes it unique.

>>81302277
Theater can't depict reality as accurately as documentary. Neither can a book since its motionless and nonvisual. Why else did /tv/ use the term "kino" to refer to the highest echelon of cinema? Because they are referencing the kino-pravda, the movement that eschews narrative and exposes reality in all its modes. They are referring to the artistic peak of cinema.

>>81302485
Cinema is the depiction of real movement.

That is the definition.

>>81302535
The closest variation of that statement to truth would be
*Cinema is the depiction of movement*

Because the real definition is that Cinema is sculpting in time. It is an impression of movement through time and space.

>>81302808
No.

>>81302535
What is real about a lifeless feed of still images, one after another. Hint: nothing.

>>81302808
This is a considerably better definition.

>>81302500
Silly, arbitrary non-definition that doesn't make cinema unique.

>>81302954
>This is a considerably better definition.
>Tarko/v/sky
lol ok buddy

>>81303014
Post your criticism on Tarkovsky, 500 words will be enough.

You aren't all bark no bite, right?

>>81302954
Cinema can depict reality more accurately than anything. That's what makes it unique.

>>81303094
You don't give the commands, bitch boy.

>>81303106
Please give me the basic gestalt on how something so motionless as dead image after another at 23,479 frames per second, can depict "reality" better than an actual live performance - live action on display at a theater stage?

Theater even captures the transient nature of human life, as the performance is over, so is the action. This is something cinema can never even hope to achieve.

>>81303348
>live performance
That's not reality. Cinema, the moving mage, is not restrained to 24 frames a second. The confinements of a stage keep from showing all ranges of real activity. You can't show the real driving of a car on pavement on a stage. You can't show the intricacies of the parts in motion in a car accurately through slow motion and high framerate through a stage performance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov2zg8PZov0

This is pure cinema. It's what technical innovation strives to achieve.

Have u guys ever thought about not spending hours on end being a nerd and watching a film instead

>>81304092
Any monkey (aka you and the other members of /lbg/) can watch a slideshow of pictures. To actually theoretically dissect the essence and purpose of pieces of work in a medium takes actual brainpower saved for the elites that reside over you intellectually such as myself.

>>81304202
holy shit bodied froflmao

>>81299095
he wanted to namedrop an "obscure" film to give himself validation

Sick autist falling apart

>>81304202
ooh ooh eee ee

>>81304320
I never fall apart. I never get sick, I never tire, I never slip. I'm perfect.

Sick autist faIling apart

autist you are doing a god's job purging and scolding the plebs itt don't ever give up

>>81304600
I never fall apart. I never get sick, I never tire, I never slip. I'm perfect.

>>81304632
Why do you hate /lbg/ too and goes supporting this complete retard?

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>>81304717
uhhhhh

uhhhhhhhhhhh

huys hole hup

im having a houtth here

ok it passed

>>81304717
He knows who the Redditors are. And /lbg/ are Reddit. Reddit doesn't belong on /tv/. Begone.

>>81293566
Relax.

>>81304785
>>81304833
I see, probably your own samefag. Not that matters, a band of imbeciles or just your sorry ass.
Keep being a retard, retard. Not like you could be anything else.

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https://letterboxd.com/coolguy/

abababab

Nice our guy is going VIRAL

https://twitter.com/amznmovierevws/status/849677467052670977

if only hentai cops latest crowdfunding campaign would do the same...........

>>81305185
sick fucking racist

>>81305236
Fucking dumb normies

>>81305278
you rang?

>>81305382
I'm just kidding, you seem like a cool guy.

>>81304785
Ah-bloo-bloo

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https://letterboxd.com/machill54/

>>81305579
Machill, when are your going to stop being a pleb and watch more movies from the 30's!?

Can someone post the arthouse chart?
Or at least post an arthouse chart?

>>81305647
I hope never

>>81305647
When are you going to kill yourself??? Try and give the world a warning, so we can plan the party

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>>81305692
But there was so much great unhinged cinema made in the 30's!

>>81305579
Machill, there were already so many crime films made in the 30's! There were road movies made as well!

>>81305579
Machill, machill!!

>>81305707
if this was directed at me I hope never
if you meant the other guy then that's mean to say

>>81305716
give me some recs

>>81305764
give me some recs

>>81305647
>>81305716
>>81305764
>>81305793
wahoo!!

>>81305814
Machill, I love you! You're the best member of /lbg/!

>>81305814
Well, if the reply was to him, it's a good guess I meant that fuck, not you.
And he deserves nothing but the worst, so there's not 'too mean'

>>81305909
Post your profile, coward!

>>81305998
No, you post your face here, piece of shit

>>81305909
I thought it might have been meant as like a continuation of that previous post

do you think that perhaps the best approach when dealing with the guy who repeatedly posts to make people angry and mad is not to reply to him angrily and madly

do you not think if you instead reply saying things like 'I agree I'm dumb as hell' or simply 'ok' or just not replying at all there isn't really anywhere for him to go from there and he is more likely to get bored

just some food for the ol' noggin........

Does anyone know why does amaranth plucks her monobrow?

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>>81305685
this is the one I have, please don't attack the messenger

>>81306098
I never get bored. I never get sick. I never tire. I'm perfect.

>>81306167
damn that's really cool
you're almost like the terminator (from the movie 'the terminator')

>>81306135
Thanks, this is the one I was looking for. And i'm too uninitiated to offer any criticism.

>>81306135
Why is there Asian shit and science fiction in mid-level?

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>>81306167
>He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

>>81306135
How are genre flicks arthouse?

>>81306098
Perhaps. But, while it's admirable your cool posture at all times, it's not an easy thing to practice.
I suppose it's enabling him to some extent.
But other 'uncalled' shitposters, like winstonne, simply stayed on and now he can fill a thread by himself just with random shit, links and frogs.

>>81306374
kys autist

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hello

https://letterboxd.com/Proxima/

>>81306374
You wouldn't know, you are stupid

>>81306465
>Chungking Express
MY FUCKING NIGGER

>>81306448
>like winstonne, simply stayed on and now he can fill a thread by himself just with random shit, links and frogs.

why though
nobody even responds to them
everyone leaves the thread when he starts doing it

>>81306465
How 'bout some fuck, babe?

>>81306538
So you consider this is the solution, to simply let them shitpost away, for as much as they wish? I'm not so sure about that

>>81306460
>>81306493
>>81306448
How are adaptations arthouse? You sai yourself cinema can't be connected to other superior mediums >>81302277 >>81303348

>>81306538
>>81306601
The solution is canceling /lbg/! Why the fuck are you on my board!?

>>81306648
>You sai yourself cinema can't be connected to other superior medium
Learn some reading comprehension, child.

>>81303348
T. Gay boy dancer

>>81306648
Anything can fall under 'arthouse'. Your definitions are stupid, because you are stupid.

>>81306690
Learn the definition of cinema

>>81306448
hmm actually you're right
Idk what to do.
you have made me feel incredibly less wise than after my previous post

>>81306682
You have no place in this general, this board or site. Actually, something like you have no place anywhere.

Does anyone know why amaranth plucks her monobrow.?

>>81306777
YOU DON'T BELONG HERE /LBG/

LEAVE

FABS AND TSAR ARE ALREADY CONFIRMED REDDIT

GO BACK

>>81306824
tsar doesn't even post here any more and fabs still posts here occasionally I think but is dead inside

>>81306778
>>81306122
I have thick, dark brown/black and straight eyebrows with a portion that grows thick 3/4's the way out (roughly where women would arch their eyebrows). I think they're pretty good and I pluck them very conservatively (they grow quite close toward the glabella) to keep them from looking unibrow-ish. The only issue is that they're slightly asymmetrical and the follicles toward the inner end of the eyebrows point up instead of out along the browline, should I try shaping them slightly for symmetry+getting rid of the hairs that grow upward in the inner end or will that look horrifically artificial?

>>81306537
can't believe another person knows about this obscure film

>>81278827
Is it just me or this list feels really half assed?

>>81306135
400 Blows reminds me of my early high school years, good shit 2bh famalams

>>81307399
hehe

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Killer Klowns from Outer Space was excellent. The prosthetics were expertly crafted and creative. It's a very fun movie to watch with friends. Any other horror comedies of a similar caliber?

Fireworks was interesting, but I think I'll like Kenneth Anger's occult stuff more than the homoerotic.

The Candidate was mediocre and pissed away a decent premise.

>>81286316
You watched Killer Klowns the same night as me, ain't that funny? Shame you didn't like it as much as me.

>>81308744
please don't shoot me ma'am

>>81308975
It could be a sex pistol

What is the /lbg/ consensus on Korine?

>>81309470
/lbg/ has no consensuses really

I consider Korine good, but thought he had more in him around the middle of the last decade

When I was an agoraphobic psychotic 13 year old in 1987, my most prized possession was a VHS tape I had made myself by recording David Cronenberg's The Fly and Aliens off of HBO. I watched those movies over and over. I barely went to school that fall. I had not finished the end of 7th Grade because incarcerated in a for-profit psychiatric hospital for children, let out to go to an academic summer program, which was a bad idea because crazy, was kicked out, moved with my parents' dying marriage to a Marine Corps air base in South Carolina, and proceeded to not go to 8th Grade. Instead I watched horror movies on cable and the ones my mom would let me get from the video store. I watched The Fly and Aliens the most. In 1986, I had gone from being a Reaganite to being a kid who claimed to be a Marxist (which I sort of was?) who didn't salute the flag or stand up for the pledge of allergens due to the

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This is why I'm here /lbg/. To remind you buffoons of your place. You're nothing but Redditors that know nothing about film history. You know nothing about the theoretical evolution of the language of cinema. You've barely seen anything in the canon. You couldn't even state the significance of Citizen Kane being held as the greatest film of all time without googling it.

>>81310995
do me do me

redpill me on the movie eraserhead please

>>81310995
oh shit

>>81311042
Post your profile

>>81311065
Oh shit indeed. Everybody laugh at Emma Fogarty from now on to remind her how much of a pleb she is.

>>81310995
>dumb autist wastes time doing irrelevant thing
And no, you know nothing of cinema

>>81311185
I know everything about cinema! I'm perfect!

Watch more comedies and documentaries!

>>81311355
name ONE(1)

>>81311431
No, I promised the mods I wouldn't!

>>81311355
Nah, you know nothing. You're nothing except a shitposter.
Now, more afraid than ever

>>81311532
I'm not a shitposter. I'm not winstonne, Emily jean poster, and dropout_gorro. I don't post frogs and nonsensical gibberish. I expose all of you for the plebs your are.

>>81307787
Is the film Daisies is visually appealing as the poster?

>>81311743
They're all shitposters. And so are you. Just a different kind. You have delusions, you're a wannabe intelligent person, when in fact you're just a dumb autist.

>dude if you're from a place like Trinidad and Tobago you can only watch films from Trinidad and Tobago lmao

>>81311802
It's a masterpiece. Top 100 ever

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>>81311802
Yes. If you like the poster, you should like the movie. It's a comedic, anarchic farce. Very fun.

>>81311822
If you hate America so much, don't watch American films at all. Simple as that.

>>81311864
>>81311890
>top 100
No. There are better social satires already made in the 20's and 30's. And editing already reached its peak in the 20s.

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>>81312074
there you go again

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>>81312118
I don't remember asking you a damn thing.

>>81311802
tfw missed a 35mm daisies screening

>>81312170
There are already better films that made use of color in the 30s and 40s. There are already films that broke the fourth wall in the 20s. Know your history before you praise a reinvention of the wheel. Anything done in the "Czech New Wave" was already done before. It's one of the most inconsequential movements in the history of cinema.

>>81312279
im pretty sure valerie project score was never done before

and that shit is cash

>>81312259
>>81312170
>>81312263
Roger Corman>Věra Chytilová

>>81312279
>one of the most inconsequential movements in the history of cinema
i wouldnt go that far, but its significance is definitely more political than aesthetic

>>81312340
Already done before in 1931 and 1925

>>81312279
Why do you have such a hard time following the conversation? Low IQ ape.

>>81312400
This post is factually wrong. Not a low IQ ape. I'm a perfect being.

Out of curiosity I decided to look at the first couple of pages on my films watched

page 1: 1874 - 1920
page 2: 1920 - 1932
page 3: 1932 - 1946

did I do good, /lbg/?

>>81312279
>>81312361
Thanks for sharing your worthless opinions.

>>81312483
In a way it's true. It's offensive to compare an ape to some retarded autist like you. Apes are good boys

>>81312396
no i'm pretty sure it was in 2007
>>81312361
60s american cinema is pure trash

>>81312508
If you have entire decades condensed into 1 page, you're a pleb. Post profile to see your number. If it's anything below 10,000, we'll laugh at you permanently. We'll always remember you and we'll always remind you so long as you post here.

i think so, better than many on this general
me:
page 1: some films without date to 1903 (i dont log lumiere shorts
page 2: 1903-1925
page 3: 1925-1931
page 4: 1931-1937
page 5: 1938-1945

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>>81312601
>60s american cinema is pure trash
Pleb!

>>81312705
>>81312508

>>81312508
>>81312705
Post profile, coward!

>>81312508
>page 1: 1902-1926
>page 2: 1926-1935
>page 3: 1935-1946

we both ended up in 1946, but you are doing better than me w/r/t silent cinema

>>81312784
Post your profile little bitch :3

>>81312784
Post your profile, little bitch :3

>>81312705
I see you like the 30s. I've been trying to work my way through it.

>>81312784
As you can tell I prefer the 20s over the 30s. How many have you seen of that decade?

>>81312784
Post it :3

>>81312956
Post your profile, little bitch. :3

>>81312739
you said i had a decent chunk! but then in another thread you called me mean names!

what do you mean by this

>>81312956
only 77 films (including shorts)

>>81312884
>>81312929
>>81312968
https://letterboxd.com/davidehrlich/

>>81312340
>im pretty sure valerie project score was never done before and that shit is cash
Try to speak English next time, nigger.

>>81313048
Post your profile, bitch nigger :3

love this autistic tilting embryo begging for profiles meme.

>>81313035
You're gonna have to post your profile again if you want to refresh my memory. I don't keep track of monkeys.

>>81313164
I thought you were perfect and had perfect memory?

>>81313140
Post your profile. If the amount of movies you watched is under 10,000, I'll remind you how much a pleb you are for the rest of your life :3

>>81313164
>monkey
well that is a lighter insult at least
and funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0NHrFNZWh0

>>81313200
I remember what I choose to remember. You evidently weren't worth remembering :3

>>81311743
It is impossible to appreciate art if you have autism

The moment the Dr writes up your diagnosis your opinions no longer can be held valid on anything to do with art or emotions because you're just wrong

>hehe im quirky :3

Post your profile!

>>81313495
>hehe I use 4chan and Reddit :3

Leave.

>>81313421
>your opinions no longer can be held valid on anything to do with art or emotions because you're just wrong
Let me guess. You're an impressionist critic.

>hehe I can't argue without >>81312170

>>81314072
We don't need to guess. You are a stupid autist

I LOVE this patrician anon! Keep doing gods work!

>>81314384
I'll find you eventually bitch boy :3

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>>81313909
Too lazy to make a profile, I been browsing these threads for almost 3 years now, I quit video games around 2013 when the games started to cost like 90$ in Canada and started to watch old films, when I started to make a Bergman thread or any films from the 50's or the 60's it doesn't get anymore than 20 replies while the Blacked threads on /tv/ gets over 300 replies

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>>81314529
>patrician

I like this anon >>81314708 because he knows he's better than all of you. He doesn't care or need social media like letterboxd to flaunt for attention.

>>81312601
>60s american cinema is pure trash

Rom coms from that era were great

>>81314546
I'm waiting, piece of shit

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>>81314842
30's were better

>>81314823
>falling for an archive post
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>81314928
>not knowing I was the one that made the archive post
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA

>>81314901
30's didn't have Audrey or Grace Kelly fàm

>>81314994
>believing my lie when I said it was an archive post
AAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAH

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>>81315056
60's didn't have Joan Blondell or Jean Harlow

>>81315056
Grace Kelly is 50's tard.

>>81315056
>Audrey or Grace Kelly
nice meme actresses fàm

>>81315056
>Audrey or Grace
entry-level

>>81315059
Post your profile so we can laugh at it :D

https://letterboxd.com/mononcle/

>>81315747
MY FUCKING NIGGER

https://letterboxd.com/director/eli-hayes-1/

One of the best directors of our generation.

New thread pls

>>81316297
How new?

>>81316359
Like make a new thread now new

>>81316441
How new are you?

>>81316542
>>81316542
>>81316542
New

>>81299209
>>81299327
You mean D.W. "Don't Watch" Griffith? lol, don't think so

>>81316673
Post your profile so we can all laugh at you for eternity

>>81312361
Roger Corman produced a few good-to-great Monte Hellman films, so he's on the side of the angels.

>>81305858
<3

>>81312709
This is actually a great movie.

>>81316937
Roger Corman>Monte Hellman

>>81296681
WTF are you talking about?

>>81317195
But this anon said 60s American movies were pure trash! >>81312601

>>81317243
Maybe as a producer. It's laughable to say he is a better director, though.

NEW THREAD: >>81316475
NEW THREAD: >>81316475
NEW THREAD: >>81316475
NEW THREAD: >>81316475
NEW THREAD: >>81316475

>>81317311
>It's laughable to say he is a better director, though
Machill says otherwise. He's more patrician than you.

>>81317406
machill loves trash

>>81317311
Why is that? Is it because he doesn't have a film in the Criterion Collection? You can only watch Criterion-core?

>>81317481
Because I've seen films made by both of them and judged one superior to the other.

>>81317460
You don't know the first thing about art films, pleb. Machill's ahead all of you. It's why he's at the top of the list.

>>81317526
You haven't seen any of Roger Corman's filmography. Monte Hellman stole everything from him.

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>>81317601
>You haven't seen any of Roger Corman's filmography.

>>81317713
Pot your profile and show proof you've seen all his films!

>>81317776
lol

Is the sick autist also battling dyslexia?

>>81317833
>>81317886
Post your profile! Post it! Post it! If you were being honest, you wouldn't be a bitch nigger and you'd post it! :D

>>81317833
>>81317713
Post it bitch nigger! :D

>>81317952
It doesn't matter if I post my profile or not because everything on it could be fake.

>>81318048
Bitch nigger! Bitch nigger!

>>81318048
>>81317713
>>81317526
>>81317311

I'm adding your posts to the catalog to remind everyone that you're a bitch nigger! I'll remind you for eternity until you post it!

It's astonishing that most of you are so happy to fall into his trap. Again and again

Last.

>>81319207
>>81319091
Post your profile, bitch nigger!

First

Post it!