Star Wars

>>81274838
What are these guys supposed to be anyway?

Queer black pride my guy

JUST

>>81274838
>we want the moonlight audience

>>81274838
wat

>>81274838
wtf is he? a nig nog kim jong catholic?

>>81275171
Please don't joke about Moonlight you'll trigger me as a black queer male

MEANWHILE, ON PLANET MEDIEVAL MONASTERY, WE JOIN OUR HERO REY AS SHE TRAVELS THROUGH THE GALAXY, MEETING OTHER HUMANS

>>81274838
>spacegay

>>81274838
looks like a magician

is he going to make his lightsaber disappear into rey?

>>81274838
on a scale of shit to star shit how shit is this shit gonna be bois?

>>81275372
>starballs

>>81274838
this is going to be the worst one yet, isnt it?

>>81275629
nothing can be worse than AotC

>>81275659
but the force awakens was already worse than that

>>81274838
this will be the ''music scene'' of ep8
space rap/hip hop in an mchammer style

>>81275659
>AoTC is bad
>AoTC is worse than III, VII, or Groan I
nice meme

Why is everything we've seen so far from the last jedi looking so awful? Who thought a planet full of black robes was a good idea?

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>>81275870
>thinks aotc has anything on high ground

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>>81275875
because it's a form of "black tie" in a space setting? it's a fancy planet why wouldn't they be wearing black tie

>>81275171
>Black people consistently show out and pack the fucking rafters for movies with them in it, causing them to over perform again and again.
>White people are attending fewer and fewer movies as the years go by
>WAAAH STOP PANDERING TO THEM

>>81274838
>What do you call this haircut?

"Toupee"

>>81275695
>>81275870
>All this revisionism
AotC was neither a good star wars movie or a movie. TPM felt like a Star Wars movie, albiet a bad one. RotS actually functioned as a scifi space opera movie. It wasn't great, but it wasn't an unwatchable travesty. AotC has almost NO redeeming qualities. It has the second worst saber battle in the series, PS2 tier CGI, cringeworthy dialogue that isn't even good even good enough to meme, a terribly acted, written, and paced romance. RotS had almost all of these things, but it had the benefit of being fun to fucking watch. The only reason TPM is considered worst than AotC is timing. If it wasn't for the shock that people felt after seeing TPM, people would be bullying Hayden instead of Jake.

>>81274838
the wiggly wig

It LITERALLY looks like a fucking Doctor Who episode...

holy fuck...

>>81277483
Is that Houdini and his chinese assistant?

>>81277483

HUMANS....IN SPAAACCCEEEE

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>>81274838
>What do you call this haircut?

Oh, I'm sure (((They))) will let us know soon enough.

>>81274838
Autism

>10 days until the teaser trailer drops and it's Star Wars all day everyday on /tv/ until December

>>81275659
Actually there was a movie worse, it was called the Force Awakens.

>>81278517
welcome to star wars

>>81277483
>Some dude with a cape
>Obligatory chinese character for the chinabuck$
>An adidas shoe in space

Wow...

>>81278607
TFA is lazy and uninspired and generally shit

still not worse than the trainwreck that is AOTC

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>watch it, jedi
what did he mean by this?

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>>81278614

Say that to my Lucas and not online and watch what fucking happens I swear to god

>>81278684

There are more alien species in this shot than there were in the entire TFA

>>81278684
they had a scene like that in TFA and it got shat on so they won't do anymore aliens :^)

>>81278644
AOTC at least had an interesting war battle between clones and droids. AOTC at least had Obi-Wan and the Kamino investigation thing. Everything else was trash, absolutely, but there was some small goodies.

TFA has nothing going for it. There is no positive to it. It is an actual 0/10 movie.

FORGIVE US GEORGE.

>>81278731
>neo-/tv/ redditors hating on TFA now
lmao you couldn't be anymore new to this website

>>81274838
Future just

>>81278731
just because it doesn't have any good ideas doesn't mean it's a trash movie

tfa did its lazy shit well. aotc did its interesting shit badly, so it's worse objectively

>>81278719
>they had a scene like that
>like that
>like

Try copy/pasted like everything else in that abortion of a film.

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>>81274838

>>81278752
Yeh well I got shadowbanned on all my fave subs.

>>81278752
>heh you have your own opinion you must be new heh got eem

Or maybe I just genuinely hate the film?

>>81278758
Except TFA had nothing interesting and did it terribly, so it's objectively worse. There were no good scenes in TFA and a couple good ones in AOTC. And everything you can complain about w/ AOTC (cringey romance, terrible effects, terrible acting, horrible plot, horrible dialogue, etc) can be applied to TFA and more so.

>>81278872
>and a couple good ones in AOTC

name one

>>81278898
>inb4 it's shit

>>81278872
TFA has Kylo

AOTC has

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>>81278898
>Obi-Jango battle, both on the landing pad and in space
>Clone reveal
>Dooku interrogating Obi
>Clones dropping into the stadium
>Final scene with the Star destroyers on Coruscant (ignoring the gross romance shit)

>>81278933
>Kylo
>A positive

As much a whiny bitch as Ani, yet you hate AOTC and praise Kylo.

>>81278943
>Obi-Jango battle, both on the landing pad and in space

terrible

>Clone reveal

terrible

>Dooku interrogating Obi

dooku was the worst villain in the series

>Clones dropping into the stadium

geonosis was terribad

>Final scene with the Star destroyers on Coruscant

thats barely a scene

>>81279007
>opinion
>opinion
>truth but Lee still did some pretty decent acting in comparison to the rest of the characters
>opinion
>kind of truth

As I expected, you listed off everything I said as terrible. I'm sure if you listed positives for TFA I'd do the same so let's agree to disagree.

>>81278269
>It LITERALLY looks like a fucking Doctor Who episode...
THIS

>>81278977
Hayden has zero charisma due to George's bad writing and direction in TFA

Kylo's first scene and the laser slash scene are great, his writing drops in quality a little later but those are classic Star Wars tier

>>81279007
called it
>>81278915

Star Wars movies are shit now, True kino is in the animated stuff see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no4SxdIIDBE

>>81279079
>classic Star Wars tier
Maybe because he's a complete rip off of Darth Vader?
And him crying like a little pussy was the most pathetic thing to ever happen in Star Wars, bare none.

He's a shitty Vader rip off made to be "sympathetic" but comes off as cringey. Sorry not sorry, Kylo IS the worst SW villain.

>>81279095
Rebels is shit.
TCW was shit too.

Only 2003 Clone Wars was kino.

>>81278752
But you are neo/tv/

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>>81279157
>Sorry not sorry, Kylo IS the worst SW villain.

lmfao nope

stupid faggots nobody will ever validate your dumb hateboner, stay mad

>>81274838
>>81278650
>>81277483
Looks like Harry Potter

>>81279200
>t. 8 year old who got his first boner to seeing strong independent womyn Rey fly the Millenniun Falcob with no training, and shit his diaper in excitement when "TEH XWINGS MADE STARKILLER BASE GO BOOM BOOM"

>>81275059
VIII picks up right where VII left off, with Rey holding out the Saber.

"Hi," says Luke. You've found my secret new Jedi religious order. Let's go inside (they go through a door in a rock.)

(See this)

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Call me retarded but everytime I look at this pic I see a wand in his hand and imagine some Potter hijimks in space.

>JJ and Badrobot almost completely removed from future films besides producing

>people will still shit on them and call them JJ flicks

>>81279275
Probably just a prop to have something like a lightsaber

>>81279206
>>81279275
We hivemind now, my space nigga.

>>81279275
its a walkie talkie you stupid cunt

>>81277947
Everybody is happy that it is more than just Tyler Perry Presents...

>>81274838
Is this the long awaited Harry Potter/Star Wars crossover we have been waiting for? This could be kino guys.

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>>81279371
why?

>>81279371
You know because your momma gets her BBC calls on one, you piece of trailer trash cumstain?

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>>81278752

>he likes TFA
>he calls others Redditors

>>81278517
welcome to all media created by humans, fellow """human"""

>>81279274
lol

>>81277947
>lack people consistently show out and pack the fucking rafters for movies with them in it
Lol, are you fucking joking? I'm pretty sure most people who watch TP movies aren't black either.

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>>81279738

Are you implying Lucas isn't human?

>>81278650
more nightmare fuel from the SW universe, can't they do aliens anymore? The original trilogy could.

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>>81278752
did you even lurked this site during the trailer shitfest?

>>81281745
my favorite part were the kylo lightsaber edits

>>81274838
Botched scalping.

>>81274838
Can't we send all our blacks to china?

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>>81274838
The Marcus Garvey