Anakin, you're breakin' my balls!

>>81264647
i don't get it

>As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a Jedi

>>81264647
What did she mean by this

>>81264647
>My allegiance is to the shinebox, to BALL BREAKING

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI'S OVER HERE HUGGIN AND KISSING THEN TWO MINUTES LATER HE'S ACTING LIKE A FUCKIN JERK

>My weakness... Sometimes I think it's in my midichlorians. My order took shit from the empire the minute we got off Coruscant.
>What are you talking about?
>Ben Kenobi! That's my fucking legacy! No more of this Luke, no more of this.

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Why don't you go fuck yourself master Skywalker

>>81268269
Go home and get yer fuckin lightsaber

>I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend gave them a lightsaber to hide. But I didn't. I got to admit the truth. It turned me on

Padme: What do you do?
Anakin: I'm in the Jedi Order.
Padme: [She feels the softness of his midichlorians] They don't feel like you're a Jedi.
Anakin: Ah, I'm a Padawan.

/Failed memes general/ is it?

>>81268269
kekking pretty hard ova here

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>Are you an angel?
>What?
>An angel. I've heard the deep space pilots talk about them. They live on the moons of Iego, I think. They're the most beautiful creatures in the universe.
>You're a funny little boy. How do you know so much?
>You mean.. let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

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>>81267472
the best yet holy shit

>>81266130
no need to

What is this meme referencing?

>>81266506
>>81266455
>>81268269
These 3 had me in tears

>>81268269
>This kid was great. They used to call him "Anakin Skywalker." I swear to The Force. Oh, he'd make your younglings look like fucking gabagool. Excuse my language. He was terrific, he was the chosen one. And he had a lot of midichlorians, too. Salut, Lord Vader!

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>>81266506
>
No, no, no. You insulted him a little bit.

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I swear to my fucking mother, if you touch her again, YOU'RE DEAD

>>81266226
To me, being a Jedi was better than being the Senate

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Meh.

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Master Windu could you please shut the DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>>81268269
> you gonna let that slide, Ani?
> oh, what is the world coming to?

I don't get it. What movie is this referencing?

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> When they found Solo in Jabba's palace, he was frozen so stiff it took them three days to thaw him out for the autopsy.

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You know, Yoda predicted all of this.

>>81269842
The Goodfellas you fucking freak

>>81270020
Thank you my friend

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> All they got from Sheev was protection from other guys looking to rip them off. That's what it's all about. That's what the Jedi can never understand - that what Sheev and the Empire offer is protection for the kinds of guys who can't go to the senate. They're like the police department for Sith.

>>81269382
it fucking cracks me up to tears to imagine Ewan McGregor shouting that at Anakin in his voice

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> Palpatine may have moved slow, but it was only because Palpatine didn't have to move for anybody.

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>you wanna go to the diner or what?
>yeah we'll go over there to the diner on the boulevard
>oh which diner?
>Dexter's diner on the boulevard, it's open 24 hours
>they got JawaJuice there?
>yeah they got everything

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> Now the guy's got Jabba as a partner. Any problems, he goes to Jabba. Trouble with the bill? He can go to Jabba. Trouble with the Jedi, smugglers, nerfherders, he can call Jabba. But now the guy's gotta come up with Jabba's money every week, no matter what. Kessel Run bad? Fuck you, pay me. Oh, you bypassed the compressor? Fuck you, pay me. Ship got boarded by the Empire, huh? Fuck you, pay me.

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>>81266506
>>81268434
>>81268637
>>81269905
>>81270048

Posting it

http://youtubedoubler.com/kmAy

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>I like this one. One dog's got the high ground, the other dog's got the low ground and this guy is saying, 'Don't try it'

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CHAAAARRRRLLLLIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!
THEY TOOK MY HAAAAAAAAND!!!

>>81269842
This board ain't for you kid. Get out while you can.

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http://youtubedoubler.com/kKn3

>>81270478
Too late

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>>81266455
holy kek

>>81270447
holy shit lol, well done

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He never had the makings of a Jedi Knight

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He does these impersonations, I swear you'd think it was the real people!

>>81270487
holy shit that was awesome

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>Anakin: Isn't she gorgeous? I love that speeder
>Obi Wan: Listen to me, what did I tell ya? I talked to you before didn't I? Didn't I say what was goin' on? Didn' I say not to go buyin' anything for a while? Ya buy a fuckin' speeder?

>>81264647
nah nah nah nah nah you insulted him a little bit

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Now this kid, this kid was great. They, they used to call him lil Anni. I swear to God! Now he'd make your podracer look like fuckin' mirrors. 'Scuse my language. He was terrific, he was the best. He made a lot of money, too. eh, Anni!

>>81270487
>Palpatine singing "where I wanna be" instead of "No, no, you will die!"

>>81269142
>>81266130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pQ6fd6iO_c

>>81270368
lel

>>81270487
http://youtubedoubler.com/kKnv

>there are people on /tv/ who have never seen goodfellas

Jesus Christ stop watching fucking capeshit and watch some real films

>>81270889
goodfellas is one of my favorite movies but there is even more important movies majority of tv never saw

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> Yoda had never asked me to do a hit before, and now he's asking me to go down to Mustaffar with Padme to make a hit.
> That's when I knew I would never have come back from Mustaffar alive

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>It was revenge for the younglings, and a lot of other things. And there was nothing that we could do about it. Obi Wan was a Jedi Master, and Anni wasn't. And we had to sit still and take it. It was among the JEdi. It was real midichlorian shit. They even cut his arms and legs off so his mother couldn't give him an open coffin at the funeral.

>>81264647
What'sa matta i'm only choking your throat a bit and you're getting fuckin fresh

>>81270945
kek

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>LEIA!?!? WHERE'S THE STUFF THAT I LEFT?!?
>I gave it to the droids
>...You WHAT?
>what was I supposed to do, they were all over the ship-
>Leia those were the Death Star plans, I NEED those plans they're all I got!
>w-what was I supposed to do they had Vader, they were in everything-
>THOSE WERE THE ONLY PLANS WE HAD LEIA, I WAS DEPENDENT ON THAT, WHY DID YOU DO THAT
>I had to! they would've found it-
>AWWW FUCK LEIA THEY WOULD'VE NEVER FOUND IT. WHY DID YOU DO THAT LEIA
>I'm s-sorry
>WHY DID YOU DO THAT? OHHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD

>>81270883
holy shit that sync

>>81269905
10/10 my dude

>>81270945
>>81270958
Prequels should be replaced by one 145 minute movie modeled after Goodfellas narrated by Vader talking about growing up, becoming a Jedi, and finally popping out of his bubble in the Darth Vader suit.

Make it happen before James Earl Jones dies.

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>They even got Dooku in the face so his mother couldn't give him an open coffin at the funeral

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>>81270487
>>81270883
star wars x goodfellas is so fucking good

it shouldn't work

it should be jarring

but its very smooth

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>I like this one. One lightsaber goes one way and the other lightsaber goes the other way. And this guy's saying, "Whaddaya want from me?"

>tfw my gf text message broke up with me during this scene when i was watching for the first time
Still havent finished it

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>I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute Maz gave them a lightsaber to hide. But I didn't. I gotta admit the truth, it turned me on.

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>>81270447

>>81271160
>I'm gonna go use the force, use the force

>>81271160
>I'm gonna go home and rethink my life rethink my life.

>>81271121
> It was revenge for Qui-Gon, and a lot of other things. And there was nothing that we could do about it. Ani was the Chosen One and Dooku wasn't. And we had to sit still and take it. It was among the Siths. It was real dark side shit. They even cut off Dooku's head so his mother couldn't give him an open coffin at the funeral.

>>81269484
put firefly where ds9 is
ds9 where voyager is
and voyager where firefly was
and put farscape aaaaaaaaaallll the way at the bottom and you'll be correct

>>81271160
> these are not the droids you're looking for, looking for.

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>>81269905

>>81271160
gonna kill the younglings
kill the younglins

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>>81271160
I am one with The Force, with The Force

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>>81271160
>go get the papers, get the papers, i'm gonna

>>81271330
10/10 anon good job

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>>81271330

>>81270958
kek

>>81270487
bookmarked

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>He said, "No, you're gonna tell me something today, tough guy." I said, "All right, I'll tell you something: go fuck your mother."

>they will never make star fellas

Why even live? I've heard the producers of The Sopranos were planning to make a gangster series in space but they started making Boardwalk Empire.

>>81270368
Would have been perfect with the jabba speak.

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Oh noo-

>>81266130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tm0UEWRcvJY you fucking pleb ya

>>81271496
What's "Fuck you" in Huttese?

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It's some sad shit. Motherfucker said he didn't want to live no more.

He jumped.

>>81270992
hahahha imagine vader saying that lmao

i love this thread, keep this shit coming

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>>81271647

>>81266506
> You got a little bit out of the Jedi order yozrself!

>>81269484
>Cartoons above anything
Dropped

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>He was turning to the Dark Side, and he had this wonderful system for killing the younglings. He used a lightsaber, and he used to slice them so thin that they used to liquefy on the floor with just a little slashing. It was a very good system.

please force this meme so hard that we actually get a space mafia movie out of it

>>81269328
Underrated

>>81271628
> They all had bad skin and wore too much make up.

>He had the best shinebox in the galaxy, and was a cunning shoeshiner. I understand that you've become quite a good shoeshiner yourself. And he was a good friend.

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>>81270487
Master Windu, look at you! All grown up!

>>81271001
>>81270958
>>81270447
>>81272110
>>81271330

stellar

sheevposting and batsposting colliding is the best thing to happen to /tv/ in ages

No more pods, padme

I said I don't race pods no more, maybe you didn't hear, you been in the senate a long time

>Now go home and get your fucking lightsaber crystal

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>>81272255
No, no, no you insulted him a little bit

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>It seems, in your anger, you insulted her a little bit

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>Right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got blue milk. I'm an average nobody... get to live the rest of my life like a schnook

>>81272344
batsposting>sheevposting>baneposting

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Windu: The senate will be ready in a minute to decide your fate.
Shiev: Yeah, you were always fuckin' late, you were late for your own fuckin' treason.

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>>81264647
>>81268269
>>81270447
Jesus fucking Christ.

>>81270487
This makes me happy

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>>81272485

Kek

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You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm magic how, I mean magic like I'm a wizard, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean magic, magic how? How am I magic?

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>>81272110
you have got to be shitting me

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>>81272110

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>>81272594
I´m in fucking stitches. Is this sheevxbatts posting a new thing or have I been living under a rock recently?

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>>81272436
Chancellor Palpatine, Drinks... Are on... the senate

This thread is fucking amazing

>>81272110
I'm dead

>>81270447

top kek deepest lore

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>>81272485

Put me in the r/4chan screencap!

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Finn, my arch nemesis.

>>81273069
You killed it idiot

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>Did you ever hear the tragedy of "spit shine Tommy"?

>I thought not. It's not a story the Irish would tell you. It's an Italian legend. spit shine Tommy was a spit shine, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to make your shoes look like fucking mirrors... He had such a knowledge of the spit shine that he could even keep the shoes he cared about from staining.

>He could actually save shoes from staining?

>The dark side of the shoe is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

>What happened to him?

>He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was being insulted, which eventually, of course, he was, a little bit.

>Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice shined his shoes in his sleep. It's ironic he could shine others shoes, but not his own.

>>81273263
Genius

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>>81273263
Good effort lad

Quads

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>>81273263

The contest is over. Give that man the $10000 dollars.

>>81273263
not quite there but has huge potential

>>81273263
>he could shine others shoes, but not his own.
kek

>>81273263
>use the Force
not good enough

>>81273263
This is fucking art

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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>>81268269
I'm dying. Pls no more

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>>81273263
Amazing.

>>81268269
>Sheev: OOOH!!! The fuckin' balls on this youngling! Hey, this here's for you!
*gives the youngling a new lightsaber*
>Good for you, don't take no shit from nobody! Hey, Anni, you really gonna let this cocksucka get away with this?! I mean what the fuck is this galaxy's comin' to?!

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>>81268269
>Your father had recently turned to the dark side, and he had this wonderful system for doing the younglings. He used a saber, and he used to slice them so thin that they would liquefy in the training room with just a little lightning. He was a very good friend.

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>>81264647
>mfw I've just noticed the fucking mouth and eyes on Padme
I'm in fucking tears, holy shit.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fjnfsk7yZ2E

>>81273952
http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dg6PDcBhODqo&start1=&video2=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DFjnfsk7yZ2E&start2=&authorName=

>>81274264
Forgot to add, mute the new hope bit

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>>81271529
KEK

I dare say this thread is the pinnacle of human culture as we know it.

>>81275828
It insulted it a little bit

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>>81275828
Quasimodo predicted this

>>81264647
>>81266455
>>81266506
>>81268269
>>81269336
>>81269905
>>81270447
>>81272110
>>81272485
>>81273263
I came to /tv/ because i was feeling down tonight and this thread happens to destroy my sides like hey havent been destroyed in a long time, thanks for this im in fucking tears

Death sticks? Ova here!

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>I'm gonna go get da papers- get da papers

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>>81271001

>>81268269
I literally just choked on my food over that

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>>81273263
which eventually, of course, he was, a little bit

>>81264647
There's my chippy.

>>81272876
there was a thread like two months ago with similar content so kinda

>>81271121
underrated post

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>>81272110

>>81270883
kino

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>>81273263

>>81270883

underrated

>>81280617
>>81270883
You have to silence the star wars video for full effect