Why are the British parading this goblin around in their

It was literally one advert

>>81264598
So idiots like you talk about it and increase brand awareness.

Because they created it for the Special Olympics and they can't be assed to create new ones. They're using adverts they created from 5 years ago as well.

>>81264598
>Literally has the product and the logo in the picture used
You're doing their job for them :^)

>>81264598
DOBIE!

>>81264598
You know how in the ad she says she got the bestmans number? Just think about that in real life. A man (lets assume he's normal) has asked for the number of a crippled child sized midget, presumably for the intention of a date and/or sexual liaison. Everyone would think the guy is a freak.

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>>81264608

>one advert

Maybe with kuato there, but there was an entire campaign

> Laughs about crushing the bride's foot at her wedding
>Boasts about getting the best mans number
>Literally looks like an extra from 300
>Really makes me wants some Maltesers

because the jews want us weak and they have promoted a culture of victimism in wich the lowest common denomitor is now praised

>>81264818
Crippled people need loving, too.

>>81264598
>I got the best man's number!
No you didn't you fucking lying bitch.

>>81264818
He's a pedo

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>this thread

>>81264598
thats just an ordinary british woman.

She did in her fuck get the best mans number

Sick of seeing this bloody troll

>>81264642
Paralympics but yeah

>>81264896
NO THEY NEED TO BE DROWN

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>>81264598
>i got the best mans number

anyone desiring to fuck a malformed midget is mentally ill. perhaps even more so than a paedo. at least kids are fully human

>>81264598
I don't know she looks like she's got good tits.

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Why isn't there any body positivity about men/ disabled men?

Maisie looks cute as a blonde!

>>81264852
This one wasn't so bad. The invalid came off as likable and you could imagine that here boyfriend was also an invalid or just ugly.

>>81264598
Because the English are in a race to see who's the most tolerant and accepting person in the world. They would gladly shut off all ties to reality to get even the tiniest nugget of self esteem by pretending this horribly disfigured cripple is the same as every other sassy sexually active feminist. They need to keep their cripples, niggers and women in their places imo.

Can't forget that she's speaking to a BMWF interracial couple soon to be married

https://youtu.be/UB8--PFAJDE

The woods are lovely, dark and deep

>>81264598
would you watch her getting gangbanged by three niggers with huge cocks?

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>>81265036
>I deserve x
>I want x but don't want to work towards obtaining it so I'll post on the internet about how unfair life is instead

Can someone post the ads?

>>81265028

your dad didnt mind that about your mom.

>>81264818
And people will still believe women aren't living life on easy mode

>>81265105
>>81265150

>>81265053
Isn't it some sort of double standard that cripples make lewd implications about handjobs in ads for general audiences but you wouldn't have just some regular women going on about wanking some guy off

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>>81264598
>>81265105
How the fuck does Jemma Suicide not have a better career than part time stripper and many vid level porn. Bitch just must not even be trying.

>>81264852
Yes. They were a campaign for the Paraolympics. Which gave them a defence mechanism to criticism. People didn't like the handjob implication one. I found it pretty disgusting. I don't want somebody to imitate ejaculation with a packet of Malteasers, thanks. That's not what I want to think about when eating chocolate.

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Political Correctness™ is a war against noticing.

>>81265319
Maybe but I don't think it's something worth caring about

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same chick as pic related?

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>>81264818
>>81264896
>>81265028

http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/4778400/Jemma-the-Midget?gid=4778400&page=0&view=0

>>81264598
Channel 4 now has a literal retard doing voiceovers, Kek

>>81265583
ngl, those tits are fantatsic

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>>81265473
>people think I'm attractive

It doesn't count when your parents say it

>>81265389
Wow that's pretty.
She like a 0.10/0.10.

I'd want that if I were a midget.

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>>81265105
kek

>>81265389
Too attractive, but also a freak

People don't want to see freaks that also make them feel ugly

>>81264598
Is that Maisie?

>>81265105

>i got the best mans number

no you didnt you little fucking troglodyte dont lie to me

fucking hell

>>81265817

More like she got married.

>>81265036

>being fat = being disabled

Nice bait, loser.

>>81265583
thats a hot chick shrunk down though
the melted candle with eyes in the advert looks like a shredded wheat with wheels and a spring onion for a head

I don't get it. What's wrong with disabled people? Are you just trying to be edgy?

I think I just answered my own question.

>>81265583
>great tits
>great ass
>great face
>size of a child but looks like an adult

the perfect woman

>>81265105
the bitch has brittle bone disease
even if the best man gave her a rodding she'd crumble like a quail in a vice

>>81265473
>am freak mess
>am have full rich life
when will this meme end

>>81265986

Mr Maltesers pls go.

>>81265583
Hello new fetish

>>81264896
but they gotta pay.

Stop bullying this poor woman /tv/

You'd be so lucky pulling a dish like her you fucks

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>>81265986
>What's wrong with disabled people?
Whatever their disability is, obviously.

>>81265986
Basement dwelling neckbeards jelly that people with actual physical deformities can get laid but they can't

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>>81265583

>>81264598

she's a 10/10 there

>>81264598
But is she more or less annoying than the Money Supermarket commercials with the builders and guys in suits?

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>>81265473
>i have blonde hair and blue eyes

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>>81265936
>looks like a shredded wheat with wheels

I feel like shit for laughing at this

>>81267184
Less so. I haven't seen any of these Malteasers ads in a while but when they were on a bunch of times I never turned it over. Whenever those Money Supermarket ads come on I switch over immediately.

>>81267076

Do you honestly find that thing attractive?

>>81264608
Get rekt OP you goblin

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>>81265473
>tfw this thing have a easier time find a partner than I do
It's because she's a woman, isn't it?

>>81267184
GO COMPARE! GO COMPARE!

>Drinks one alchopop
>her deformed body can't cope with all the alchohol
>passes out on the stick
>crushes the brides foot
>rams into the cake
>destroys all the food
>best man gives her a number for a taxi to get her the fuck out
>eats malteasers and brags abou ruining her mates wedding but its ok because she's disabled
>MALTEASERS

>>81265036
Because men either work to get their problems fixed or simply embrace their problems and learn to live with them if they are not fixable or they can't/don't want to fix them for one reason or another.

>Fat men: Either work their asses out to lose fat or simply stay fat and give no fucks.
>Fat women: Either work to lose fat or stay fat and start a crusade trying to convince everyone that fat is the best thing ever and that men MUST like them too because not doing so is bodyshaming. All while they spend the day bashing thin girls.

>>81265698
FUCKING K E K

Good one anon.

>>81264598
Looks like someone escaped the Black Lodge...

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>>81267688
Absolutely correct.

>>81267328
Living as a woman is life on easy mode. It's the single reason so many men get triggerd by feminism. They have everything and want more more more.

>>81264598

Disabled people also eat malteasers, but go and ahead and make life even shitter by calling her names. Good lad.

>she gets laid and I can't
REEEEEEEEEEEEE KILLL MEEEE

>>81267911

People aren't complaining about a disabled person being in it

It's the content

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>>81265583
>starts bitching
>gets put in closet

>>81267911
>Samantha browses /tv/

>>81265583
iwtftm

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>>81264598
>parading this goblin around

>>81264598
This is a 8/10 in Bongland

>>81264870

this

Not to mention banging on a table incredibly loudly in a public food court for no reason.

>You are so naughty you are, aren't you? yes you are! yes you are! Who's a naughty little disabled. You aren't invited to my wedding!
>No seriously you aren't coming.

Look around the cafeteria

There's a Muslim with a white woman and an African with a white woman not to mention the ethnic marrying the white woman in the video

Not a stormweenie or a drumpfkn or a hydekin but it's getting pretty in your face at this rate

>>81265473
10 out of 10, would snap pelvis

>>81265473
>my face is down here

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>ITT: Bitter neckbearded NEETS who need to mock people with literal physical deformities to make themselves feel better about their pathetic lives

the only time I ever see tv ads anymore is on /tv/. seen some try hard ones in my time but this might take it all. I hate the reactions of the two people more than the girl herself. Its an over the top, camp reaction thats meant to be down to earth but everyone just finds tragic.

>>81267328
>>81267860
>>>/r9k/

>>81269643
It's so incredibly patronising

>>81265473
>white guy pulling a face that looks like Rick Grimes when he thought babby had been eaten and is crying to Carl
What did she say to him?

>>81269619
How did you know?

The tragedy of this is its not funny. Not clever or anything. Its just inserting someone disabled into a wank script and apparently Im meant to find this inspiring.

Work in a comedy bar in the UK and we have had some quality disabled sets. Wheelchairs, cerebral palsy, dwarfism etc. Theyre usually really good and can deliver a solid 10 minute set thats a mix of self depreciation and observational humour thats GENUINELY touching. Wouldnt be able to carry a tour but good for what it is

Why not get one of those guys on? Oh right youre just meant to pretend its all 'normal' and thats it

>>this is a 10/10 in bongland

>>81269772
Dream on, white boy.

DEGENERATE SHIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgUqmKQ9Lrg

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>>81269772
>white guy pulling a face that looks like Rick Grimes when he thought babby had been eaten and is crying to Carl

>>81269836
>new boyfriend
>accidentally wanks him off
>he dumps her for being an easy slag

>>81265473

>Not to blow my own trumpet but I'm a good dresser, people think I'm attractive

Disabled or not, what a narcissistic little shit

>>81269836
who are all british people so fucking ugly?

>>81264852

>how can we possibly sell our malty chocolate airballs?

>what if we had a spaz telling a story about accidentally jerking some guy off

I really hope someone got fired for this

more realistically they got a bonus

>>81270109
Modern advertising's a scam. Just burn the whole fucking thing down

>>81269836
Which one is the disabled one?

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>>81264598
I'm so glad /tv/ picked up on this ad, it's been doing my fucking head in for months

>>81269836
This is why brexit was needed

>>81270189
The deaf women one's alright. They should show that more often instead.

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>>81269836
I'd date her to be honest

>>81265473
Yeah but she does kinda have to force herself to think this way, other wise she would commit immediate suicide

>>81269619
critical levels of projection

>>81269836
kinda funny , though still un-belieable that a guy would date a special needs girl in a wheelchair like that.

>I got the best man's number
>then I woke up
>on life support in the hospital

this is almost as bad as the Lloyds "He said yes" adverts on buses

>>81270277
>still un-belieable that a guy would date a special needs girl in a wheelchair like that
Literally my fetish.

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>>81266089

>>81264598
THAT GUM YOU LIKE

IS GOING TO

COME BACK IN STYLE

Why are they trying to sexualize this gnome artificer? Everything I've seen her in is so overtly sexual.

>>81265105
what the fuck is that bruv

>>81264598
that's a legit 8/10 in britain tho

>>81265583
God damn. Has she done hardcore? I can find nothing.

She looks great but I need to see how tiny she really is.

>>81264852
If it wasn't for the fact that they're going for a disability acceptance angle there's no way they'd have allowed a handjob joke in an advert

>>81270212
Also helps the deaf bint is pretty qt as well.

Anyone else hate the nationwide 'real people poetry' ads, they do my fucking head in.

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>huffington post blogger

>>81270914
The fuck is a 'disability campaigner agent'?

Is this some retarded way of saving she's an activist for feebs?

>>81270755
They're both deaf, aren't they?

>>81270914

>be shrunken horrific dwarf creature
>still attempt generic airbrushed insta ho profile pic

>>81264608
I see it like 20 times a day, they put it in as many slots as they can.

>>81270914
I read columnist as communist

>>81271101
>I'm illiterate

>>81271000
They could be now I think about it. Both are fuckable however.

>>81271039
Well she may be a deformed goblin but a woman is a woman. They'll never learn.

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>>81271113
no bully pls

>>81265683
Kek

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>>81269772
>white guy pulling a face that looks like Rick Grimes when he thought babby had been eaten and is crying to Carl

>>81264598
Is this Poppy?

>>81271101
What's the fucking difference?

How much would it cost /tv/

>>81267184

The money supermarket adverts are the worst I've ever seen.

They're LITERALLY "hey remember that one advert we had that went viral because it was a bit different? WELL HERE'S THE SAME SHIT IN A DIFFERENT PAIR OF TROUSERS"

>>81267184
>>81271775

What the fuck is this......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zwaWfFg2Lo

>>81264852
>>81265053
she went to my school. allegedly shat everywhere on a spain trip, 2 TA's quit on the spot and went home, member of senior management team had to fly out to replace them. she also appears in the first inbetweeners movie

Reminder that this is AdKino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDO4qQOUvOE

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>>81269619
Oh well at least I'm not that troglodyte in the OP. LOL

>>81271930
*THIS* is Adkino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt3Gvdu9mtM

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>>81265473

I tried.

>>81271880

That's not even the worst one.

I can't really be bothered to find it, but there's one with multiple versions of the two fucktards in that advert, and then at the end some fat woman dances because... she does?

The best thing is, I have literally no fucking clue what money supermarket even does.

>>81271995

You succeeded anon.

>>81272134

Fucking hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqtxZklEZuI

At least they added a quake sound effect when she jumped

>>81271101
No, comrade. A parasite like that has no place in the workers paradise.

>>81272134
>The best thing is, I have literally no fucking clue what money supermarket even does.
They're like an insurance comparison site, aren't they?

The new one with Skeletor is alright, it wasn't to What's Going On.

>>81272359
*though I'm disappointed it

>>81271082
>I see it like 20 times a day

Get a job m8

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homophobes BTFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLAzdB1RvTU

Isn't a packet of maltesers a days worth of calorie intake for that thing? How is that responsible advertising?

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>>81272569

>>81272225
>>81271880
What is it with Euro's and their comedic obsession with men in drag?

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>>81272609
You got somethin to say mate?

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>>81272509
>Jan Hammer
>early 90s optimism

fuck, this almost brought me to tears

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>>81265036
Lord

>>81272643
Jacqueline McCafferty?

>>81272655
Imagining living in a world where ATMs weren't everywhere

It's weird desu. Had to imagine "we have the most cash machines" being a bragging point

>>81271970
You just want to fuck the girl anon.

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>>81265036
>>81272675

>>81272683
its clearly sean bean

sean bean lately? yea hes a woman

>>81272734
buddy, thats clearly Jacqueline McCafferty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDGCwiatM8E

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>>81272756

>>81264598
Weimar-esque poisoning of the well

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>>81272778

>>81266089
I'm fucking crying, top kek

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>>81272803

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>>81265683

>>81272745
Where is the best place to go in America that a young guy could go out for a good nightlife, interesting history and a quick escape to nature after a week or two of degeneracy. Not keen on vegas

Slept with two american girls here and that was by pure chance.

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>>81269836
AHHHHHHHHH GAS THEM ALL

HANG THESE PROPAGANDISTS, ANYONE WHO THINKS THIS IS ACCEPTABLE SHOULD BE STRUNG UP.

>>81265986
>What's wrong with disabled people?
Depends on what their disability is

>>81272778
THINGS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi5j7jjhm4M

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>>81269836
Isn't dating, let alone fucking a retard illegal? I mean she doesn't seem to be full vegetable but where do you draw the line? I thought they were treated the same as kids in the fact they couldn't legally consent

>>81273028
She looks like she has cerebral palsy, that wouldn't affect her intelligence.

>>81273010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyaoRXAsGGo

shame

>>81273059
Cerbral palsy can and usually does affect cognition, severely in many cases.

She has Brittle Bone Disease which means her cognition should be broadly within normal range

>>81273010
Do you think Brian Cox would punch me, if I went down to the university and started singing this at him? And if not, how long would I have to follow him around singing it, before he tried to punch me?

>>81273028

You clearly havent watched the Undateables or /tv/: the show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4Dh2ICB45s

Man imagine if you and your wife have worked all your lives, saving money and cutting corners, all for your kid. And then it turns your kid looks like an average British woman. Sad!

They've started targeting the asian qts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q9YVm-X0jA

>>81273311
>he has literally everything women say they want in a man
>but there'll probably be someone better out there for you, lol

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>>81273296
>average British woman

good one

>>81272225
>>81271880
ewww
I'm into crossdressers but ewww really

>>81269619
>anyone who says anything critical about me is projecting!

Nice mentality, sport

>>81273353

At least you got some hijabs in there

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>>81273407

>>81273353
>bottom center
>burkas
>taylor swift is in the collage too
top kek

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>>81272293

>>81273094
Could you keep your eyes on the road there, Pete?

>>81273430
>burkas
Hijabs

Bri/tv/ is the best

>>81273249
Undateables is a lovely show, some of the people on there are genuinely likeable. Feel good TV tbqh

>>81264598
>Why are the British parading this goblin around in their advertisements?

The Marxists are panicking.

Explain this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YS2dSa-Ud0

>>81273529

It is and at least they arent trying to be cunts like some of the ilk on first dates

>>81273577
>Businesses maximising their profit potential

Really boggles my noodle

>>81273529
Tbh undateable is a bit cruel to a lot of them. Some of them are just a bit spergy.

>>81273529
watched it with an ex gf and it was unbareable. Shed just moan about how awkward all the guys were. I mean the girls are just as bad but theyre not expected to make a move even in autitsmo land and I found it endearing all their liitle mishaps. Showed they were trying at the very least

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>>81273094
>>81273463

OK I just finished this advert and it's hysterical. Imagine if this were broadcast today. They'd be even more of a laughing stock!

>>81273353
Models and actresses don't count. Not every American looks like Johnny Depp in his prime.

>>81273353
the best ones are 8.5s

Why are you in the way of progress?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2Y9abmNuRw

>>81264598
I dunno man, it doesn't really bother me either way who or what they get to try and sell people chocolate.

>>81273465
Who the fuck cares?

>>81273353
>Katie White from Ting Tings

Good on yer, lad

>>81270518
>>81269040
That's alright mates, we can just fuck off to other countries and steal their women just by talking.

Especially America. Trying to pull in America whilst having any form of British Accent is like having a goddamn cheat code on.

>>81273732
American here. I despise British accents. Go fuck your ugly mother, limey.

>>81271039
It's almost as though people do that shit for their own personal pleasure and not for the sake of others.

Really gets the noggin' joggin'

>>81273249
Why the fuck does ever person with tourette's syndrome on the undateables swear.

It's not even that common.

>>81264978
retard olympics

>>81273732
so true. aussie guys as well can do this.

If youre feeling low on self esteem with routine rejection and tfw no gf just go travelling either round europe or asia and its crazy it is how easy making conversation is. I mean I look like an absolute troll and have pulled all over the place

Also I posted earlier asking for a good place to go in america for a young british lad thats not vegas. Suggestions?

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>>81273788
Stay mad as the eternal anglo cucks you without even trying

Literally all we have to do is talk, maybe sprinkle in a few over the top Britishisms and your missus get wet mate.

Genuinely.

>>81272888
RENO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agqLNT-Ftdg

>>81273857
As long as you don't show your teeth.

>>81273832
That's the Special Olympics. Paralympics is just physical disabilities.

>>81273732
Try being Irish lad, yanks lap that shit up. A mate of mine is one of the ugliest people I've seen in my life yet he managed to pull a solid 8 when we were over there.

>>81273857
Keep dreaming.

>>81273857
> oi oi
> 6 of one half a dozen of the other
> milk no sugar please im sweet enough already
> bobs your uncle

I turn into a walking cliche around foreign girls.

>>81273954
Who the fuck puts sugar in their tea anyway?

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>>81272778
THINGS

>>81273857
>lost an entire empire
>couldn't even keep America on its leash
And you have the gall to call others "cucks".

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>>81273984
Normal people.

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>>81273954
I was in Paris recently with the missus and asked how long these american girls had been in the queue for the Catacombs for

>Her: Oh about 3 1/2 hours, you should get in line, it's totally worth it!
>Me: Bugger that for a game of soldiers, I'll come back tomorrow

I never say that back home. What the fuck.

>>81274039
kys

>>81274039
Little babies who can't handle even a slightly bitter taste, maybe.

>>81273994
CAN

>>81273984
Patricians

>>81274055
We don't all have shit taste buds from years of inbreeding and poor cuisine.

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>>81274003
>Implying Yank women aren't frothing at the gash for a bit of the ol' English pork

>>81274111
Maybe the type who also admits Tyrone into her wet caverns.

Why is this thread turning into a nationality one?

We are losing focus of the gremlin

>>81274003
Every country that had an empire lost it anon. Better to be a has-been than a never-was. You should thank us for nerfing ourselves.

>>81274100
>We don't all have shit taste buds
>needing everything to be sweet
That's one of the biggest signs of shit taste.

>>81274146
Yanks are upset that their women cream their knickers hearing a British accents

>>81274151
>nerfing ourselves
Pssh, okay.
>lose the war
>"w-we were holding back"

>>81274046
> Bugger that for a game of soldiers, I'll come back tomorrow

fucking kek

bet your missus got you out of there quick those girls were dripping

>>81273984
dont think too hard about anything you say when pulling. Have a list of Birtishisms and say as many as you can as fast as you can. Do not stop for any reason. Throw in a couple 'wankered' and 'fuck sake' and youre good to go

>>81274164
Not everything, just tea and coffee. You act as if I'm talking about adding a fuckton of sugar. I use maybe 2 even spoonfuls - and not large ones.

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>>81273954
Only saying oi would be recognized as british here. Bobs your uncle seems just incomprehensible, and the other two are groan inducing cliches that are common in American english already.

You're making yourself look like a prat (z0mg) and getting laid despite it.

>>81274185
Most of our countries we gave back without waging a war though.

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>>81264818
It was a crime reference number she was referring to, the one he's filed against her for her own existence.

>>81274250
What does that say about your women, eh?

>>81274244

>desn't know goblin's have a bonus to pickpocketing

>>81274287
Because you knew you were fucked if you didn't.

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>>81274079
ONLY

>>81264818
Or the best man was also disabled.

Or they genuinely got on, and the bloke was more than happy to be mates, but didn't want to shag her

>>81264598

M8 that's no way to talk about Miss Great Britain

>>81274319
>actively fucks up her life by being a slut, when she could have had a comfy suburban future
>hurr fuck men

>>81274319
What was meant by this?

>>81274342
>what does that say about the strange foreign women I meet at bars and clubs

You could find the same sort of dingy aids factories in England too I bet.

>>81271970
God this is Sweden tier

>>81264598
that's just your average British woman

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>>81271995
Fair play.

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>>81274366
GET

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>>81274244
>implying you wouldnt give the goblin your number out of pity, swiftly changing your phone service when you get home and regretting not being able to rattle off a fake number because the goblin scared the shit out of you by approaching you, leaving you unable to think quick on your feet as you supressed the urge to scream and run away

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>>81274435
too real lad

>>81274435
Oh triple-seven oh seven seven four, nine one four! Flirt divert!

Hopefully she didn't listen to Radio 1 eight years ago.

>>81274319
>Fuck men

yeah she did and now has AIDS, good luck in the desert naked, slut.

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>>81274430
BETTER

>>81272830
That's from Monty Python

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>>81274337
that fucking picture gets me every time

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>>81274435
>yfw it manages to text you a shot of its minge before you delet your phone

>>81274244
Gotta be honest, I'd humor her out of pity right up until it got way too awkward. Just because she IS a goblin. I'm a piece of shit, too, so I can only imagine that a decent human being probably would giver her their number if she blatantly and awkwardly hit on them. Perfectly plausible.

>>81274394
Little Miss*

>>81274407
We call that Blackpool.

>>81274544
Imagine if you were a child on your deathbed, expecting to meet the remaining three original Ghostbusters, only for that shit to appear.

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>>81274605
I went to Blackpool once out of morbid curiosity when I was doing some work up near Liverpool.

Never again.

It's the kind of place Jeremy Kyle stalks with a fucking net.

Whats the best city in the UK and why is it Newcastle?

>>81274319
What a vile advert

>>81273249
that autistic girl Alice is super cute

>>81269678


not an argument

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>>81274244
>Goblin rolls away after scoring Chads number
>The night grows older as everyone enjoys some libations and relaxation
>Chad, while dancing with another on the dance floor, suddenly remembers the encounter with Wheels McGoblin
>"HAHAHAA, OH HOLY SHIT....KEVIN! BRO!...HEY KEVIN! HAHAHA I ALMOST FORGOT, I GAVE YOUR TELLY NUMERALS TO THAT LITTLE GOBLIN! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA HOP YOU LIKE GREMLIN PUSSY!"

>>81269836
>>81274319

>terrific.gif

>>81274730
It's probably Wells to be honest mate.

It's tiny. It's "quaint" and there aren't that many chavs.

Either that or Cheltenham. It's not technically a city, but it might as well be.

>>81274244
>implying Chad wouldn't bone anything with a pulse

>>81265473
Lmao white guy is like > wtf is this retarded doll thing

>>81274793
>tfw childhood memories of waiting for the clock in Cheltenham shopping centre to strike on the hour

>>81272359
The Skeletor one is ok because they got the laugh.

Although what the fuck is it with banks and financial companies using old cartoons to advertise shit? Why is Top Cat in Halifax? What next, Dick Dastardly needing a payday loan? The Clangers needing to make a PPI claim?

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>>81274730
Not a city per se, but Aberystwyth is pretty fucking great.

>>81271898
why are you lying?

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>>81264880

>>81273249
>describe yourself to me in three words
>Im not sure

>>81274730
comfiest English city with the comfiest metro

>>81265105
>BMWF interracial couple
that guy is gay bruh calm down

>>81274879
The voice actors just make the whole thing weirder. You can tell it's not the people who actually voice the characters.

>>81274854
The big wooden fish, yeah?

Does it still blow bubbles? I haven't been back there during the day for a while

>>81274730
That little bit around the Brewdog pub down to the quayside is so nice, even if it is hipster bar central. Looks lovely at night.

In contrast, I've never seen a city so dripping in drunken student pussy on a Tuesday night as Newcastle. Cut off their legs and they'd leave a fucking snail trail.

>>81272722
This is great

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>>81274919
cue existential crisis

>>81274901
I love how every time there's a bad storm, they send a BBC reporter down there to record the waves hitting the shore. Everyone seems to know someone that went to Aber University too

>>81274879
Nostalgia sells.

Why do yo think we have a load of comic book movies? Why do you think they remade Ghostbusters, IT, Voltron, Power Rangers etc

Why do you think there are new Star Wars movies coming out.

Nostalgia sells.

>>81274319
>fuck men
Well she certainly did that a lot
Fucked her life up too

>>81274942
Yeah, it's still up there and still does it I think. I went down recently to visit my brother, but I didn't stick around long enough to see if it's still running.

>>81274963
Has something for everyone too from normies to metalheads to edm. Dirt cheap as well. Loads of trebles bars do two trebles for a fiver. I'm looking into property here after my degree

>>81274984
It's a great university if you want the student experience to be fair.

Most amount of pubs per head in the UK.

>>81271970

but what can you do when your wife if having an affair with chicken madras

what's the best solution

>>81269360

Kek, underrated.

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>>81275095
Good university full stop. Does well on league tables and the like

Least amount of wankers per student head. Visited Oxbridge and Durham a few times and felt so out of place I hated it.

>>81275132
dump that sloot for a qt asian gf who doesn't eat poo-in-loo food

There is literally nothing wrong with disliking people with disabilities. There is a reason every single culture ever used to kill them or lock them in the basement.

>>81275207
Yeah genuinely pretty nice. Seems to be a lot of peoples' second choice, which tends to weed out the pretentious wankers that you get at the top unis.

>>81275076
I hear virtually anything Gateshead side is pretty cheap, and the low fell area is actually not a shithole

Jesmond a shit unless you're 20

>>81265817
Tell that to my diiiiiiiiiiiiiick.

>>81272509

>the paper's more expensive

classic #bankter

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>>81274676
I've been a few times. My old cricket club used to do annual trips and we'd all come back with BB guns and shoot fuck out of each other until they broke within a fortnight.
Never intend to go back as an adult.

Jeremy Kyle used to go into the services on the M6 Toll near here where my friend worked. Apparently he's a right twat.


>>81274730
Only been up for a mate's 21st and I was only there for one night. Stayed in a place in Benwell.
City was fucking well nice and wish I had more time there.

Chester is the nicest city I've ever been to and visited properly though. Lovely place.

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>>81275207
Aye, that's true. It used to be the University of Wales, and even though its been a while since it had that title, it still pulls a bit of weight because of it.

You're a graduate I take it?

Best pub?

>>81275306
lived in jesmond for two years and loved it haha. I am 24 though. Cheap housing for a two minute walk away from one of the best city centres in Europe

>>81275347
>>81275345
>>81275284
sorry lads meant Newcastle. Dont know much about Wales except Ive done acid on the coast and it was great.

>>81275004
It sells movies but I would never have thought it sells car insurance.

>>81275228
Stephen Hawking is disabled mate.

Not to jump on the whole HURR HE'S SUCH A GENIUS WORLDS SMARTEST MAN! Bandwagon, but it's not like he's contributed fuck all to the sum total of human knowledge

>>81275444
Gets you talking about it, doesn't it?

When you think of that iconic character you remember that weird ad they were in a while back

Makes you remember the company

>>81275448
He wasn't born a malformed midget, lmao.

>steven hawking and this hobgoblin thing are the same because of a wheelchair!

>>81275437
Aye I lived in Jesmond about 3 years, been on Quayside about 1.5 and gonna move back to Jesmond in august
At least the high student concentration means plenty of fit 18 year old birds walking about in leggings

>>81265933
remember that next time you drop the remote on the floor chubs

>>81275532
You said there's nothing wrong with disliking people with disabilities. Hawking has a disability. But sure, keep moving the goalposts.

>>81274238
Sugar is for plebs anyway. I don't even have sugar in my house tbqh

>>81275536
What's the price of renting over in Newcastle these days, say like Jesmond compared to city centre?

>>81275581
Steven was born normal. He had the chance to offer something positive to the world and he did. This hobgoblin is just a freak to gawk at and feel better about yourself for not gawking as much as others. How dare YOU try to elevate her to the level of someone like good ole Steohen. What YOU are doing is devaluing his accomplishments. That's just pathetic. Grow up.

>>81275754
>fucked up his name not once but twice

I guess they should shoot me, instead of the hobgoblin.

>>81275630
Pretty variable, can be dirt cheap in less desirable bits like Fenham/Byker
1 beds in Jesmond or city centre would be around 600-700 a month for something nice I'd say, but I was paying about 55 a week as a student in gosforth a couple years ago

>>81275630
>>81275536
Student youre looking anywhere between 3.8-4.5k for the year. For student housing thats pretty reasonable in todays market. My freshers accommodation was 5k for absolute shit and that was the cheapest.

Then remember the cost of living and nights out and things is cheaper and the fact youre in Jesmond means you wont have to travel that much. Had the best years of my life in Jesmond (at 24 lol) because Im just not worrying about money and when you do spend it you know youre gonna enjoy yourself. Im back at home in my village now and people spend money on drinks and just seem to get more depressed.

Didnt even bother looking at city centre but it would be very noisy every night and looking at a grand more expensive.

>>81275754
calm down mate aha

>>81274676
Blackpool is like if you took all of the worst Mancunians and Scottish people placed them in one town and plied up on alcohol and heroin

>>81275630
sorry should point out that Jesmond is seen as the 'upmarket' choice at 3.8-4.5k. Going north is the ultimate redpill

>>81275803
>>81275804
Thanks. I'd love to move over to Newcastle, ideally city centre or nearish since I have a bit of a soft spot for the architecture down the quayside way. Not a student though so I don't need dirt cheap, but then I don't want to be paying over the odds for 1/2 bedroom.

Although to be fair I live in the Lakes so everything's fucking affordable compared to here.

>>81275754
kek

the thing that annoys me is when girls say downs syndrome babies are 'cute'. If I found out my gf was having a downie baby id clear out tescos of coathangers

>>81271411
You shut your mouth when you're talking to me

>>81275964
I would recommend Jesmond for a starter cause its central and at the very least not a shithole. Maybe try for 6 months then see what else.

Quayside, City Centre, Gateshead are all options too. Avoid Byker and Heatons ok if youre on a budget but not great

>>81274144
Wow... what a comeback.