WHY DONT YOU GET UP OFF YOUR BACKSIDE AND GET YOURSELF A JOB!

>>81250762
Why is every single one of his guests so fucking ugly?

>>81250783

Because their Brits

>>81250762
Fuck, I read this in an American accent.


Are you British or something? Fuck off.

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>>81250783
>>81250967
>>81251240
The lie detector test says that you.... are FAGGOTS!

>>81251292
A lie detector is different than a gaydar. Was that supposed to be the joke?

Fucking britbongs...

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Next.. we meet a man desperately trying to get his life back on track after being caught sleeping.. with his neighbours Dog!

John is on the show...

*applause*

How's the neetbux over in the UK?
I hear you gotta purposefully fail interviews or else you'll get a shit job that ends up paying you less than the unemployment checks. Oh and having to attend classes on prettying up your CV

>>81251485
Only lazy weed-smokin bums gotta do that shit, bro. They avoid work so the Jobcentre make them do silly training courses and CV shit.

I was working 10hour shifts for Nissan getting £180 a day before I went self-employed Landscaper.

There's work here if you want it. Some people are just bums.

kino
KINO
K I N O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9Q1FYs3bwA

>>81251377
YE BUT SO WOT IF A *beep*ED MA NAYBURRS DOG WOTS IT MEEN TO ANY OF YU?

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR MASK OFF AND GET OFF MY PLANE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YgI1f8EftU
nice when arrogant women get BTFO

>>81251794

>women

Not even once

WHY DONT YOU PUT SOMETHING ON THE END OF IT

>this man looks like he has a mental illness
>has 3 women on the go
Whats your excuse, /tv/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLIvBTaRAVw

>>81252215

I don't live in a council estate and I have high standards

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>>81251485
Filthy dolescum sit in their council flats all day smoking weed and pumping out more filthy dolescum kids.

Get a job you pathetic cunts, I stack shelves for a living, it's not glamorous but at least I'm independent.

at the end of the day

>>81250783
They're basically all junkies. It would be like bringing a load of meth addicts onto Jerry Springer or whatever. But substitute meth for heroin.

Kek

There's an episode on now where the guy is getting a paternity test done because his kid is ginger

>>81252345
>fell for the personal integrity and self-respect meme
Holy shit the Jews and the Government have you right where they want you.

>>81250762
LOOK AT ME

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>>81251579
>>81252345

>tfw neetbux

Thanks for paying for my vidya and drugs workslaves, keep up the important work!

>>81253615
Theres nothing more pathetic than waiting in line for handouts.

>>81250762
I really want to bang a chav slut in the back of a rusted cora

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>>81253680
>living in a smelly council crackden, eating food from poundland and dying of MS because you never go outside

Nah lad

>>81253680

>being proud of being Jeremy Kyle scum

OI OI SHUT IT

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZYV72lnVGQ

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>>81253680
>Not being on autismbux and working part time
Pleb.

>>81254005

is that moaning myrtle?

>>81250967
*they're

>tfw a girl who sucked me off in the toilets at work was on Jezza

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>mfw i see a couple of benefits scroungers drinking outside lidl

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>>81254134
post a clip of her

>>81254134
m8 id get tested

>>81254172
>>81254183
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39wbpf

She's like a 7/10 up in the north east Don't judge me

>>81254005

THOSE TEETH.

>>81254198
She looks filthy lad.

>>81250783
This >>81250967

>>81254198
Shes not bad

>>81254198
Post her fb lamb

>>81254271
Can't even remember her name, she did like 1 weeks work experience at my job (with her boyfriend in that clip, hilariously).

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>>81250762
The Jeremy Kyle Show is so weird because it's basically having a go at job dodgers and benefit scroungers but it's shown at such a time that the only people who watch it are job dodgers and benefit scroungers.
Weird, innit? Is it secrety a part of a government "get back to work" scheme or something?

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>>81254198

Youre lucky, shes good for jezza

Could have gotten something like this ghoul

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quick! post your jezzafu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSbk9MyBG_c

>>81254323
Nah, on too early for that m8. Day starts with loose women.

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>>81254423