SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN

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hate this cunt

bitch can't even act

I want to facefuck her and make her mascara run from the tears.

>>81240769
Jason Mamoa isn't some puny cuck white dude. He won't have time for this bitch's games, I guarantee it.

>>81240769
Homewrecker!

I wonder how many flies per day he swallows.

>>81240769
>prideofgypsies

>>81240769
he can do better tbqh

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>>81240769
How do we stop her?

>>81241438

Why do you think he has Lisa "turn my Boner into a Monet" Bonet

>>81241474

This is such a shitty cut, feels like somebody said "whoa, we need more Batman shit in there don't show her properly!"

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>tfw no gorgeous sexy blond succubus Texan Objectivist gf

>>81241590
>Objectivist

ah that explains why she's so evil and selfish

is it true he is smelly?

Was it rape?

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>>81241798
It's not rape if she orgasms

>>81241495
her sex scene in Angel Heart was extremely erotic

>>81241874

>0:33
>her eyelid rubbing against the glass

What hast thou done to me

This just shows even having billions of dollars wont stop a bitch from cucking you.

>>81241874
>tfw you're so beta you would probably get beaten if you tried to rape a woman

the movie is being filmed now you stupid fuck

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>>81242149

if only

>>81242427
>you'll never be her punching bag

>>81240848
you're a real ladies man im sure

>>81242427
imagine her doing that to your balls

>>81242492
;_;

>>81240769
Just like Olivia Munn. The 2 most obvious starfuckers in Hollywood

>>81242845
wow then what?

>>81242928
then she tells you to open and mouth, and she presses her 6" heel into your ballsack as she spits in your mouth

>>81243026
does she expect me to swallow?

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>>81240769
delet this

>>81243046
of course

>>81243061
wow then what?

>>81243056
>be a literal billionare
>still fail to get the girl you want

such is life of the betamale subspecies

literal semen demon

>>81240848
stay thirsty

>>81240769
>A list to C List
Great job, Amber!

>>81241874
I always knew Seth Rogen was a monster.

>>81241247
Exactly. When she claims abuse from Momoa, he's not a sissy artsy fag like Depp. People will believe it from him.

>>81240769
According to that blind item site she's been fucking both Mamoa and Zack Snyder for months. That's how she got the part in JL to begin with.

>>81244804
Most people believed it from Depp.

>>81240769
>Theweakshouldfearthestrong

>>81240769
Mamoa can't be JUST'd.

Too much test. Too wise to the game.

>>81244855
If she's already fucking Snyder why bother with Mamoa?

>>81240797
Since she's objectively the most beautiful woman alive she should play Joelle in the Infinite Jest adaptation

>>81240769
what are they laughing at?

>>81244974
Because she wants his high test dick.

>>81245012
Oh....right.

>>81241874
fix this shit ratio

>>81244691
this. next stop sharktopus vs. volcanobot

>>81240769
>the weak should fear the strong

>>81241247
I don't think you quite understand how crazy bitches operate.

>>81240769
>tfw momoa is singlehandedly saving the human race from extinction by taking the succubus from elon musk

BASED

Nah she's after Elon Musk and his billions now, she doesn't need to slum it with these Hollywood millionaire losers except for instagram pics.

>>81245600
She's not gonna let Musk get away that easily from her.

>>81245629

alpha fux, beta bucks

>>81240769
i wanna see him bumfuck that cute flash twink

>>81240769
She is a 7 at best

>>81240769
but he's taken

>>81243056
CHAD WIN

>>81241874
I actually saw this movie in a class I took in college.

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She's fucking the cast, isn't she?

>>81240769
White bois getting cucked yet again.

>>81244855
Can someone please link this. I hav a friend who's obsessed with Snyder and this would make him go nuts.

She can't keep getting away with it!

>>81243332
Literal Tesla died a virgin, so it's not that bad

>>81243056
Did he split with alienfu again?

>>81250113
shes probably fucking like 5 to 10 dudes at least at any given time period. Affleck, Momoa, Snyder, Elon etc

>>81251452
she needs me as a pusy slave to solve all her sex desires

>>81240769
Yea but she has more money than him

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>>81250113
Only the chads like Momoa and Cavill.

>>81251335
They divorced for the second time last year. Elons first wife has said that he is autistic as fuck in private so it's not that shocking. He is into bimbofication aswell apparently.

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>>81251753
>not knowing how women think

She wants Elon for his money and Momoa for his alpha genetics.

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I didn't fucking know he married lisa bonet and is zoes stepfather now

>>81251865
She wants to throw away her genetics by racemixing? Why do white women hate themselves?

>>81251863
>marrying the same bitch twice

And people say Musk is smart?

>>81241495
Do you reckon he's fucked her daughter?

>>81251865
I thought OP was implying she wanted to divorce fuck him or something

Obviously she fucks chads

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>>81251880
The white race is a joke. Civilization was built by southern Europeans; Germanics only fuck things up.

That said Momoa has better genetics than 99% of the population no matter what race they are.

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>>81251909
Nah, Chads like Momoa don't fall for this shit. They just pump and dump.

>>81251906
Yes. >>81251869

>>81251911
i WISH i was mamoa and im white

>>81251332
I thought he was just celibate? Celibacy is abstaining only from marriage, not sex. Pretty sure Tesla was quite the ladies man

>>81252013
>i-it's not like I can laid, baka
>i'm abstaining on purpose

>>81252013
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/celibate

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>>81251951
No, you're a shitskin like every other DCuck

>>81251911
he's attractive because he looks white, but slightly exotic. most of his good genes are from the white side.

>>81251951
being white has nothing to do with it. he's a popular guy who looks like he gets chicks. get over you insecurities and do something with you life son. that's all it takes.

>>81252056
It's in the form of marriage though, exactly for religious regions like dictionary says. If he was a virgin in the 'he never had any sex at all regardless of intent to marry' it'd be more along the lines of being 'chaste' which specific states 'abstaining from extramarital relations and any sex in general'

>>81252064
Imagine being an MCUck and saving images of brown people on your HDD to make a point on an anime imageboard.

Imagine people this sad exist.

>>81241345
Gotta get them daily protons somehow.

>>81240769
Do we warn Chad or let him suffer?

>>81240769
>twn be a Xena reboot where this crazy bitch plays Callisto

>>81240848
How much money you got in the bank anon? If you have over $1 million, The Succubus may visit you in the night and make your dream a reality.

>>81252064
nah man, i have a german as fuck last name and im pale

>>81251863
>He is into bimbofication aswell apparently.
Truly a man of refined tastes.

>>81252380
oh that explains why you want to be brown.

>>81251932
>implying Stacey's like Amber aren't experienced Chad handlers.

>>81251911
>tall
>musculer
>handsome face
>tanned
>even has cool fucking scars

Fucking Momoa....

>Amber Heard has filed a lawsuit against the producers of the troubled film adaptation of Martin Amis’s London Fields, over the recording of an “explicit pornographic sex scene” involving the actor’s body double

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>good morning, babe

>>81252696
Why do women feel so fake? You know it's all acting. Did Depp really fall for it?

>>81244855
>fucking Snyder
/ourgirl/

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>>81252547
They don't. Chads have hot cheerleaders wrapped around their fingers. They don't put pussy on the pedestal like betas do, because they get so much of it.

>>81252741
I really doubt it. Snyder is into uggo skeletons like Gadot.

>>81252802
Affleck was the one boning Gadot, he has a thing for brown skinny gurls since he fucked that Ratjakowski slut in Gone Girl

>>81252714

>implying depp gave a flying fuck about falling for whatever "it" is when he's high as shit, has more money than god, and could fuck any 10/10 he pleases

>>81252827

>Ratajakowski had giant fucking tits though, your story don't add up

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M-Marvel will be able compete soon enough, y-you'll see

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>>81252827
>comparing gadot to Ratjakowski

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>>81252881

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>>81252905

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>that shirt

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>>81252905
>>81252921

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>>81252868
Evans is a beta bitch

>>81250113
She's the 99% lookalike of Anna Kurnikova, the tennis player

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>>81252933

>>81241874
truly the alpha scene i've ever seen in my life.. is he, dare i say it, /ourguy/?

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>>81252868
>>81252948

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>>81241874

>>81252881
Man, I bet the movie producers she fucked are basically ruined for life. She's obviously a totally unhinged slut, how could any other woman match up to that?

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>>81252956

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>>81252956

>>81252978
Who is pathetic enough to spend their free time doing this shit?

>>81252955
not even close you autist

There is something uncanny and evil about this literal Lilith.

>>81252974
There's plenty of models looking for a paycheck.

>>81252978
pls shoop a mustache

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>>81252983
>the state of Wonder Woman

>>81244689
stay lowtest

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>>81252992
>Who is pathetic enough to spend their free time doing this shit?

>45 seconds in photoshop

>>81253029
45 seconds being a pathetic fuck, spread over hundreds of images.

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It's not like you need to shop her to make her look like shit.

>>81253040

Welcome to 4chan

>>81253024
>Literally me in gym

>Amber thread hijacked by Marvel's dedicated shills
Welp

>>81240769
momoa pls be safe

>>81253067
I call it an improvement you degenerate fuckboy

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>>81253040
>spends 45 seconds typing an angry reply
>thinks he's above me somehow

lel

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Momoa is fucking based.

Got me into lifting

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>>81253054
i know right, that's the weird part.

why does he always show up in these threads and make it about her being jewish? why shop when she's already hilariously skeletal witchy enough.

>>81253067

Guy post that old Evans tweet for the billionth time is Marvel shilling

You fucking retarded? Serious question

>>81253103
Anyone else notice this guy looks like Steven Adams?

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>>81253124
>>81253054

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>>81253054
>>81253358
just like in my memes

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>>81253389

memes bring the world together my friend

>>81253431
How are your shops even related to this thread?

>>81253496
You're spamming these pictures. We get it. You think she has a big nose. What's your problem?

>>81253511
I think that's just Jewish stereotype but I could be wrong since I'm just a simple goy.

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>>81253511
>spamming

Posting in a thread =/= spamming

Also, kinda funny thread discussion stops when this happens. It's almost like you shills abandon the thread and setup shop in a new one.

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>>81253496
>>81253431
>>81253358
>>81253093
>>81253029
>>81252978


you fucking losers! this is a truly beautiful woman cant you see her perfectly symmetrical features. i mean come on

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>>81253563
>i mean come on

seriously Mravel can't compete with this

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>>81240769
How do you stop this homewrecking Chad-wrangler!??

>>81243332
fool,don't you realize he's experimenting different tastes so he can build the ultimate fembot

>>81240769
If he falls for that bitch he deserves every fucked up thing that will come from it

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>>81253715
I sacrifice myself so that Chad has time to escape.

>>81241495
she's 50

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>dc threads

>>81241874
>in the end she likes it

that's hot

>>81251911
>>81251865
>intelligence isn't part of genetics

People who think like this aren't adopting a successful strategy of selection

>>81253918
East Asians and Jews are superior to whites by that logic.

>>81251911
>genetics that favor physique
>ideal in an era where weapons and technology eliminate the need for physical dominance

I swear /tv/ has zero comprehension of the world outside of this board.

>>81253986
They are superior in that regard, yes, I don't have any problem acknowledging that.

>>81253988
I was talking about his face and height, my dyel friend. His physique is not genetic, he simply worked out.

Also, lol at thinking physical attraction isn't important in the modern world.

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>They don't know

Amber Heard is researching/experimenting with telegony.

She's been collecting samples for her eugenics program to create übermensch offspring:
>Johnny Depp's looks
>Elon Musks's intelligence
>Jason Momoa's physique
>Zack Snyder's creativity/aestethics

>>81254056
Momoa is much more handsome than Depp ever was. Depp looked like a twink in his youth and a pedophile after his 30s.

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>implying based Lisa wouldn't cut that bitch if something fishy was going on

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>>81253988
>the next supreme gentleman

>>81253988
Yees... Women don't appeciate fit guys or athletes anymore, it's 2017.

>>81254106
>half Subsa African, half Jew

is there a more revolting combination?

>>81254106
I don't think she can, she's becoming old and senile, Amber's day will come

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>>81254056
She would make a great Bond villain

>>81254154
Goddamn.

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>I will never be her John Galt

Feels bad man

>>81254233
wtf is going on with her nose here?

>>81253988
ehe smart is the new sexy am i riiight

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>>81254162
>>81254168
DELETE THIS

>>81253901
I think you're mistaking what is meant to be a 1000 yard stare with liking.

>>81241874
>if it had been a chad doing it this wouldn't have been a rape scene

>>81253103
>tfw want to lift
>tfw I'd just end up looking like one of those manlets who are overcompensating their shortness with their muscles

Being a manlet is painful.

>>81254395
Fuck it.

Go for it. No one really thinks that way outside of 4chin, unless you're turboshort like 5'5.

>>81254333
An autist not capable of recognizing human emotions and facial expressions? Don't be silly.

>>81254056
Elon Musk isn't smart.

He's a layman and a marketer, he talks.

>>81254425
I'm 5'1 and 29 years old.

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>>81254395
>>81254515
>he hasn't learned

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>>81254056

>>81254515
post pics of your pusy?

>>81254540
Damn those crow's feet
time is not kind to her

>>81254498

You have no idea what you're talking about, it's exactly the opposite. He has other people take care of 90% of the business side, while he himself focuses on engineering. He's become the face of his companies exactly because he's the technical genius behind them, which is why he has to be present at big reveals and stuff. Have you ever watched him give a presentation? He still sounds like an awkward nerd.

>>81254515
Meh, at least be a handsome and healthy manlet.

>>81254540
>>81254542
Fuck you. All I am is a figure of fun for people. Some bitch tried to humiliate me in a bar and I smashed a wine glass and sliced her face. She had 7 stitches and I got 12 months jail, out in 6. That was a few years ago now but I would do it again

>>81254498
keep saying it to make yourself feel better
fact is hes a self made billionaire and you still live off your moms chicken tendies

>>81254576
You seem to have a SHORT temper there friend

>>81254570
I'm not ugly but I have hiven up. I have grown my hair to my ass and my beard to my bellybutton. Fuck people.

>>81254602
Epic zing

>>81254576
lmao do you have any before/after pics of her?

>>81254620
haha get fat and start working in a mine or something and become a little gimli man

>>81254658
No. I asked about her to some guys I know and they said shes fucked up now. Alcoholic and coke head and on anti depressants and shit. She has a scar from under her left eye to her top lip and its smashed her confidence. She closed all her facebook and social media shit down and is a fucking recluse now. I feel pretty bad that I fucked her life but i get shit everyday and people think I should take it.

>>81254659
Okay

>>81253213
they are basically the same ethnicity

>>81254620
>Fuck people.
Don't be so small minded friend

>>81254576
>>81254740


So what did she say before you cut her? What made you tilt?

>>81253024
i know women aren't as good at building muscle as men, but it's hard to believe she would still be that bony while lifting weights. her diet must be incredibly low in protein and fat

>>81244885
To be fair, Depp seems like the kind of guy that beats women.

>>81254056
Why would she do that when Snyder has better stats on the other fields than those cucks too?

She should have been Gone Girl

>>81254812
His past exes said he never laid hands on them

>>81254740
haha awesome

>>81254811
Straight people don't desire to see bulky women on screen. It's disgusting.

>>81254515
>5'1
Jesus fuck.
Are you at least asian? That's a decent excuse.

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>>81254620
>I'm not ugly but I have hiven up. I have grown my hair to my ass and my beard to my bellybutton. Fuck people.
are you me?

>>81254832
I didn't say that he is the kind of guy, just that if it turned out that he did I wouldn't be that surprised. I lost interest in the story before forming a concrete opinion but when I first heard I just assumed Ayn Randy was telling the truth.

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>>81254928
>Ayn Randy
I'm stealing this

>>81254620
Start a YouTube channel called LilOmegaSin

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>>81254811
She didn't lift at all.

>>81254867
>bulky

Threads like these is why I come to /tv/ still

>>81241590
I want to lick her pusy

>>81241874
Why did she turn around so quick and give up the ass?

>>81254961
Is this a JoJo reference?

>>81242427
PEW PEW

>>81253067
>Stop talking about movies, I want to talk about my waifu

That's not actually unreasonable. Sociopathfu is a better topic of conversation than shill vs shill.

>>81254811
She probably trained like a whiny girl unlike based Antje and Blunt.

>>81250113
I'd fuck her cast if you catch my drift

>>81251865
T H I C C

>>81255269
No, I think you were too subtle.

>>81252064
B
T
F
O

>>81252696
She could JUST are anyday

>>81252868
D R O P P E D

How many dogs must die to satisfy her?

>>81253040
Stay mad, cuck.

>>81255365
I don't understand that one.

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>>81252868
>W-we will get our Oscar next year, right, Chris?... Chris?

>>81253865
You'd let a Chad fuck you up the butt for a chance with Amber?

>>81241474
Why are his movies so blue? Is Synder cplourblind?

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>>81243056
>Talulah Riley (m. 2013–2016), Talulah Riley (m. 2010–2012)

"He would often argue for no reason, like why would you want to go to Mars? That's so stupid, there is nothing there, you're such an idiot!"

>>81255402
Jesus, is that a mask?

>>81255402
>when the lifts hit too hard

>>81252868
Captain Canada

>>81251784
Cavill doesn't swing that way.

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>>81251863
In a tell-all 2010 interview with Marie Claire, the former Mrs. Musk said:

I>n the late spring of 2008, my wealthy entrepreneurial husband, Elon Musk, the father of my five young sons, filed for divorce. Six weeks later, he texted me to say he was engaged to a gorgeous British actress in her early 20s who had moved to Los Angeles to be with him.

>Her name is Talulah Riley, and she played one of the sisters in 2005's Pride and Prejudice. Two of the things that struck me were: a) Pride and Prejudice is a really good movie, and b) My life with this man had devolved to a cliché.

>>81255423
what interview is that from?

>>81255510
The beta finally hit big and decided to ditch the roastie for younger meat.

Who can blame him?

>>81255401
She was the one who tried to smuggle the dogs into Australia thinking Depp's star power granted her immunity from the law. When her dogs were put down she found out it doesn't and she JUSTED him.

>>81252905
mournful

>>81255402

That's a pretty impressive Robert Downey Jr. Halloween mask that guy is wearing

>>81255473
Actually, yes, it's not RDJ, he doesn't have this tatoo

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>>81255423
muh ayyylmaofu

>>81255602
She got raped by a pack of niggers after that so I guess that scene is pretty redpilled.

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>>81255543
Musk describes in the interview her courtship and ensuing life with the famous mogul and the details range from sweet to downright creepy.

>As we danced at our wedding reception, Elon told me, 'I am the alpha in this relationship.'

>>81252868
What an absolute faggot

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>>81255665
Thanks for the director's commentary anon

>>81255402
I-is he going to be alright /tv/?

>>81255033
imagine if she was your abusive gf who made you eat that pusy and poo holes!

Wait isnt clear that she only marries rich beta men?. I doubt mamoa is rich enough to become her target.

Obviously with mamoa is only casual fucking.

>>81255548
Thank you for explaining.

>>81241247
>white

>>81255770
anytime chum.....................p

>>81255365
>>81255401
>>81255548
>>81255770
The dogs weren't put down.

>>81255693
>"I'm in charge here"

Is Elon Musk ourguy?

>>81255630
I've seen this. They kick her husband out of the club and black her in front of everyone.
Johnny Depp tries to run back in but they lock him out. She gets her gine BTFO for like 3 days and 3 nights, needless to say her pussy is destroyed by that point

>>81255832
Why must you turn my thread into a house of lies?

>>81255832
Yes, they were sacrificed. Good point, anon.

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I liked Amber Heard on facebook, I'm not ashamed.

>>81243268
then you fucking blow your brain out

>>81255880
>I'm everybody's typfff

>>81255926
I mean, it's true though.

Everybody likes Amber

>>81255895
i cant do that i would miss out of so much

>>81254154
If Basic Instinct were ever rebooted, she should be casted to play the killer.

>>81255757

wouldnt you if you were him?

>>81252376
succubus(male)?

>>81255853
Wait, it's the husband that runs away when he sees her lusting for BBC
Depp goes after him, then tries to return to the club but they kick him out and close the doors..
>*implied orgy/gang rape happens*

After 3 days of getting her pussy annihilated she shows up at Depps apartment. They fall in love, et cetera - et cetera, typical western love story

>>81255510
Why did you post this?

>>81255926
I noticed that too.

>>81256131
Her and Amy Adams are the most aesthetic White actresses rn.

>>81255926
its because its a tumblr loop, and it restarts before she finishes the line

>>81253918
>thinking the relative selections for mates in your short as fuck life matters in the evolution of humans. Please its all about appearance

>>81240769
>Asian
It doesn't matter how many muscles he has it won't make up for his pathetic tiny penis.

>>81256541
He's Hawaiian

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Sometimes I think she doesn't have feelings, she's just good at emoting because she's an actress.

>>81256580
That's a form of Asian. They have tiny penises.

>>81256645
She definitely isn't helping to cure my evil women fetish.

>>81241874

Why doesn't she just run around the room?? God women are so stupid. No wonder why she got raped

>>81256699
Evil women really are the best, dubs confirm.

Anyone else dying to get sph from Amber?

>>81256827
It seems the most valid metric.

>>81240769
He's a big dog

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She is an unstoppable force.

No man can resist.

>>81254056
>Johnny Depp's looks

I'll never understand what people see in that guy. You even put him and Momoa in the same thing while implying that Depp has got shit on Momoa's looks.

>>81241247
mamoa is a fake tough guy. look at the guys wrists, fucking tiny. he has no tendon strength. his grip is like a childs.

>>81257373
>That everything
Would sacrifice dogs to

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>>81257501
He used to be pretty damn handsome in a /fa/, bohemian way that makes hot women's minge tingle.

>>81257571
He looks like a homeless Franco brother and they already look homeless.

>>81257571

I really don't see it. That pic of him is like an average guy who has given his all to look good on a good day and that's it.

>>81257571
looks like peter lorre but without the creepy eyes. honestly he looks like he smells like shit

>>81257609
it's the cheekbones mostly

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>>81257501
google young johnny depp

>>81255510
>a tell-all 2010 interview with Marie Claire, the former Mrs. Musk said blah blah
here's the link http://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/advice/a5380/millionaire-starter-wife/ it's pretty interesting

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Now that the dust has settled, who's the better evil waifu; Amber or Taylor?

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>>81257730
literally shaking can't decide

>>81251863
>He is into bimbofication aswell apparently.
>suicidal taste on women
I don't know about you but he sounds like /myguy/

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>>81257501

lol what are you talkng about, he was literally 10/10 handsome as a kid and became THE sex symbol of our time along brad pitt and dicaprio. Even though he's old and ugly as fuck now, girls still wanna bang him just because how hot he used to be.

Also in 00s he was still pretty damn hot with that "rugged", classic deep look that everyone born before 99 recognize , you know with the glasses etc, pic related.
your post is the equivalent of female envy, lool

>>81251784
Cavill doesn't have time for women between raids

>>81257827
Can confirm, my ex always wanted me to dress like fucking Jack Sparrow

>>81253040
did he insult your waifu?

>>81257597
>>81257609
It's because you're dudes and don't see it the same way. Like prime Arnie, or Christian Bale in American Psycho is what most guys look up to in terms of ideals.

But women aren't the same. I can guarantee you that there have been more posters on the walls Jude Law (when he had full head of hair), Johnny Depp, Robert Pattinson in women's bedroom/tumblr/profile pics than the the likes of Momoa.

>>81254395
it's alright unless you're asian

an overcompensating manlet asian is the butt of all jokes

>>81257918
I don't understand. /fit/ said I needed to get buff to get girls but you're telling me I need to wear dumb hats and grows a goatee? Would it be easier to just get electroshocked gay?

>>81258000
If you're not a prettyboy, then you should get fit, it will help alot. /fit/ isn't wrong about that, but it won't matter if you don't have basic social skills and a few friends.

i want to facefuck her whore mouth

>>81258000
girls love full otter mode. there's a reason james deen is the most popular porn star for women. contrary to what you've been led to believe, girls love slightly above average height, skinny dudes with a bit of muscle showing. they don't want an arnold swarzanigger looking motherfucker. I've never had more women throw themselves at me than when i was like 10 lbs under weight and doing weight lifting/cardio all day.

>>81253040
You okay buddy?

>>81258122
Based facefuck poster

>>81240769
Wasn't she a lesbian? How can any man fall again for the trick that she is interested in them and not on their wallet?

>>81253988
Women will always be attracted to that on an instinctual level.

>#PrideofGypsies

???????????

>>81258142
Just look at her, bro.

>>81253988
>where do you work out?
>at the library

>>81254740
Fucking manlet, at least people like you don't get the option to procreate. Nobody deserves to get seriously injured over words. Nobody.

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>>81257682
Her husband isn't exactly he-man either. Also a ottermode prettyboy.

>>81258108
>Ottermode

Fuck that. Can't I just compose poetry or talk all educated?

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>another Amber thread reaches bump limit
literally the Queen of /tv/

She's too attractive

When a chick is that attractive she's just trouble. She knows how hot she is, what she's worth, so you'll basically never be in charge of the relationship unless you're ultra mega chad

So either you just dont get attached in any way and accept that she leaves/cheats whenever the fuck she wants, or god forbid if you fall for her you're just fucked because she has all the power

steer clear

>>81258301
Do you think she knows? Do you think she cares?

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>>81258370
She starts the threads, anon

>>81258480
>You could be shitposting with Ayn Randy and not even know it
What a time to be alive.

>hits bump limit during /tv/ dead hours
Impressive.

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>>81258358
Yeah. It's a real problem. I mean even regular, local 8s and 9s women are a real hassle.

>Dozen beta orbiters who write to her every day, ready to swoop in if she accepts.
>Everyone hitting on her, everyone is nice to her at all times. Life is like a disney princess movie aside from her stream of boyfriend(s) occasionally being assholes.
>Free shit, free admissions, gifts, always gets the job she applies to, doesn't matter if she's not very good. Everyone is very helpful and forgiving.

Can you even imagine what it's like for Amber Heard then, a celeb 11/10. Wew.

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>>81258597
>tfw you may have called Amber Heard a plebeian faggot

Im pretty sure her kisses are deadly to non-alpha men.

>>81258667
I'd kiss her given the chance even if that were true.

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>>81258667
>YFW she's probably in this thread, slightly repulsed by the rape stuff earlier on but ultimately gaining an ego boost from it all.

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>>81258934
>slightly repulsed by the rape stuff earlier
She's an Objectivst Female, she could only respect a man who raped her

>>81259029
I would pity that mindset but I don't think they like pity.

>>81259029
>She's an Objectivist
source?
also just because someone likes some aspects of a philosophy doesn't mean they endorse all of its author's fetishes

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>>81259177
When Heard was 16, her best friend died in a car crash; Heard, who was raised Catholic, subsequently declared herself an atheist after being introduced to the works of Ayn Rand by her then-boyfriend.[6] She said of Rand, "I've read all of her books. Ever since then, I have been obsessed with her ideals. All I've ever needed is myself."[

>>81259246
>Muh death denial
That's rough. Pretty girl gets exposed to how the world doesn't give a shit about how good she looks in heels and turns to a radical variation of Nietzschean will to power in an attempt to take back some perception of control of her life.

Any money says her "bestfriend" was actually her first girlfriend.

>>81241874
why didn't she fight back?

>>81253986
Jews does not have higher IQ than whites.

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>>81259246
What would happen if u went back in time and saved her friend? Would she be a sweet catholic girl with a heart of gold?

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>>81259687
>there is an alternate universe where Amber Heard is a churchgoing devoted mother of three who lives in suburban Austin

>>81259687
that's a fun earring