"Uh dad... towel rack."

in b4 stephen's laigs

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>>81235109
Homer, You have not been sticking to the diet plan.

You need to lose 100 pound by the end of the thread.

>>81235109
>>81235797

He was something like 300 pounds in that episode right?

Twice as thin as Dr Nowz's patients.

>>81236415
tfw Homer became an average 2017 American

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>Homer was in the 280s range
>read a health book that defined hyper, mind you, HYPER obesity as 300+
>in the early 90s he was already considered horrifically fat
>today that's considered chubby

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>>81236768
>how did he fit in that door to the RV???

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Is the Simpsons the ultimate Fat Kino?

>i wash myself with a rag on a stick

>>81237107

Once you become fat, you gain a southern accent.

OP here. I was betting my suicide on this thread getting replies.

I guess that I live for now.

You're welcome OP.

>239lbs was considered shamefully fat in 90s America

>>81238488
>now people congratulate you for being "big" and proud
America was a mistake

>>81238488
>Being 240 lbs was so unheard of that it qualified you for social security disability

Hey fatty! I got a movie for you.

A FRIDGE too far!

>>81237107
that fucking hat on ralph

>>81238756
PARQUE GORDASICO

>>81235109
What an unfunny show

>>81235109
Is Homer 5'6"? At 300 pounds he was a BLOB and considered obese enough to claim disability and work from home. At his fattest (350), my father didn't look that big and he's 6'2". I remember seeing this episode as a kid and being confused.

>300 pounds is considered so fat you are allowed to work from home
>really? Dad is way heavier and he goes to work every day and plays 100 softball games a year.

>>81240353
Your dad was fat sorry to break it to you.

How does he see the scale with that belly in the way?