Is Pennywise to inteligent?

Buddy?

>>81228298
he works out at the library.

>>81228405
/fitlit/

isnt he a cosmic spider? I hear cosmic spiders are really smart.

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>>81228405

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>>81228298
It's TOO.

God damn it.
>That feel when too smart for /tv/

>>81228298
>cosmic spider
>cosmic turtle
>kids gangbang
>top horror writer

>>81229008
shut the fuck up

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SAY /TV/

DO YA HAVE PRINCE ALBERT IN A CAN?

THEN YA BETTER LET THE POOR GUY OUT

AH HUH

AH HUH

AH HUH

AH HUH

>>81228890
cosmic drider*

>>81230000
I don't get it

>>81230000
I like how the clown tells anti-jokes

Also check'd

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>>81228298

>tfw too intelligent for child gangbang scenes

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>>81230126

>>81228298
How the fuck do you make that face?

>>81231412
Extreme overbite.

>>81230000
>>81230000

Will we ever get another Tim Curry?

Seems like all we have is autistic Gosling and Snarky Cumberbatch these days.

I suppose McAvoy makes for a flexible actor but not even close to spectacular like Curry.

>>81230126
underage get out

>>81230000
why would I have a pierced penis in a can you weirdo

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>>81228298
I'm rereading the book for the first time in years and all I can say is, Skarsgard's performance as Pennywise hinges on the scene when he meets Georgie.

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I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES

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>>81232457
Why is he running like that. It doesn't look scary it just looks funny as fuck.

>>81232457
>>81232525

Anon, if you'll come with me, you'll float too...

>>81232445

I agree. A high pitched, silly voice will be needed. "Hiya, Georgie. Lose something?"

>>81232269
I know, it's a shame. Tim Curry is so one-of-a-kind that I haven't seen any recent crop of actors pull off such a mix of charm, ham, and quirkiness while keeping their face so emotively expressive.

Not to be a curmudgeon but it must be because Tim is a professional and trained as a professional, not just a whole bunch of pretty-boys who thing "acting" is pouting for the camera.

>>81232525
I pointed this out to my girlfriend and ruined it for her.

>>81232525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u6KXFN9dIg

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>>81232525
Because he's a clown so what's supposed to be a wacky, comical movement is made unnerving by his scary expression?

The reboot's gonna suck isn't it?

>>81232905
He's not a clown.

>>81233096
100%

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>>81229609
>tfw too smart for /tv/ so get bullied by mongoloids like you

>>81233096

No telling. Pennywise has to be more than just Scary Demon Clown #57, has to have a personality. Otherwise it's trash.

>>81233096
>reboot
>good
>in 2017

do I need to spell it out?

>>81232854

More

>>81232457
ONE

>>81233233
mega.nz/#!tF1kDK4T!K1vG082gTOvYZ2GCBIJ2TuqHxOn9RtRX_blxRUv_k-A

>>81232457
>"SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

>>81229008
>too
>>>/sci/

>>81233373

Flippity float, get into my boat!

>>81230000
Impressive.

>>81232457
OH-WAH-AH-AH-AH

>>81229008
It's that FEELING when.

>>81233515
get with the memes, friendo

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>>81228298
>This is the guy playing Pennywise

Say something nice about Bill

>>81233596

He has nice eyes. He better be up to the task, or he's going to float.

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>>81233596
His eyes are really creepy and he's apparently pretty tall so he already has the presence of Pennywise down.

>>81229008
tfw memes are to smart for you

>>81233705
It was smart to do a clownsuit that isn't baggy. Make his freakishly long limbs pop.

>>81233596

prime fuccboi material

>>81233882

Not the most prime in that movie.

>>81233846
The only thing really I like the design is the clown suit, it looks like old time clown suit
Too bad they fucked the face up royally

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>>81233958

reminds me of bebe

>>81233337
cheers m8, been looking for this

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>>81228298
Imagine being Finn Wolfhard. Jesus Christ, this Pennywise is over a foot taller. Imagine that thing coming at you. Terrifying.

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>>81233134
>He's not a clown.
I don't give a fuck about whatever dumb bullshit King pulled out of his ass about interdimensional spiders, you autist. Pennywise is in the form of a clown, mimicking a clown.

>>81233096
Stephen King apparently liked it so take what you will.

>>81234727
Stephen King sucks ass when it comes to taste in movies though.

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>you're dead, fat boy

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>>81228298
Why is his head so big?

>>81234663
>I don't give a fuck about whatever dumb bullshit King pulled out of his ass about interdimensional spiders, you autist

That's one of the funniest things I've read on here in a long time.

>>81233504
kek

>>81228298
Does he have Naruto down there>

>>81234771
>take what you will

>>81234960
I want to give him kisses. Platonically. Like, on the cheek and stuff.

>>81232525
I have a feeling that it's actually going to be a very sort of overly dramatic for a creepy effect (like he plays it off as if it's funny but it's just creep) in it and the trailer just speeds it up.

>>81233596
It's only a tiny squint he has, some people have really fucking obvious ones but his is only mildly noticeable.

>>81232877
>elephant shit

Is Stephen King the most edgy butthurt writer that ever got his books published?

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>>81233596
Fuck off. Fukunaga had the perfect actor cast. Will looks like a young Tim Curry. Bill Skarfsfag can't even speak english plus he looks like Moot.

>>81229008
Damn that ChadJaw

Too bad about that faggy Reddit hair

>>81229008
>being this new
go be tfw smart somewhere else

>>81230000

I can't help myself but to laugh everytime Tim Curry appears in the original IT. I can't tell if it was supossed to be creepy or funny

>>81235320
Plus he would've looked so cute in white clown paint :3

>>81233096
>>81228298
its going to be atrocious. as a pseudo-normie with a social media account and acquaintances who label themselves as "horror fans", none of them are excited about this film. they'll see it out of curiosity, but their expectations are so low yet they will still be disappointed. it's natural for a film to have half of its budget spent on advertising, but the shilling for this has been record breaking and the response to the shilling and the trailer itself is a signifier that the film will be awful. then you factor in the many reshoots and the revolving door of directors.

outlook: not good

>>81235444
Same. Him walking into the house always gets me for some reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psSGL5d9mls

>>81235320
>plus he looks like Moot.
That makes him better than Will.

>>81235700
And him with the newspaper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fxXmVybL8Y

>>81232457
>GOD DAM KIDS GET OUT OF MY SEWER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>81232457

Is the new IT gonna be a comedy movie?

>>81235878

WUHA
WUHA
WUHA

>>81232457
I'm sure that clip will be better in context, this jumpscare was clearly cut to entice normies into watching the movie.

>>81235319
>butthurt
what?

>>81234663

I don't think it is even a spider it is some kind of demigod from another universe or something

>>81232457

I'M THE FEAR ADDICTED

DANGER ILLUSTRATED

>>81236017

I hope it is indicative of the final film

>>81234018
I miss this meme

How has there only been one good adaption of Kings works?
They're perfect for average consumer movies or mini series, yet all we get is complete garbage movies and cancelled TV shows.

>>81236175
So you want it to be jumpscare trash

>>81235444
>I can't tell if it was supossed to be creepy or funny
the original it was supposed to be a bit genre-bending and not 100% about being as scary as possible, which i think is true to what stephen king is generally going for. i get the sense that this version is just going in a different direction.

>>81236123
You can't just take a picture of a character yelling and post "I'M ACTING" with it and pass it off as criticism.

You're just shitposting then

>>81236017
like I said earlier based on the editing it looks like it's something that was cut together specifically for a trailer. Expect it to play out different in the final product.

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Jesus, is that a silver back clown? That thing must way like a hundred and forty pounds, it would float you to shreds!

>>81236119
Correct anon, it's proper title is a xhyder.

>>81233337
>>81234403
>>81232854
>>81232877
I read this script yesterday and desu it's okay but it's for something R rated, I think this movie coming out is going to be PG 13 which is lame

But also, only some scenes from this script are in the trailer, like >>81232457 and the obvious but nothing else
In this script some of the names are changed, there's no scene where they are looking at the projector and other shit

So I'm guessing they are crediting Fukunaga and the other but are using a different screenplay
Maybe the ending will be exactly the same so they can make a sequel

>>81236335
Shawshank and Green Mile is ok, normie trash but ok.
Misery and Dolores Claiborne are good.
Shining is good.
I loved Running Man as a kid but haven't seen it in years.
The Mist is good.

>>81236504
>Shawshank and Green Mile
Well i completely forgot those were actually written by him.

>>81236504
I think Kubrick did whatever he wanted with The Shining, that's why it's so good

There's some retarded contrarians and King himself who hated the Kubrick version because it's not like the book

>>81236493
It's gonna be rated R senpai

The best Stephen King adaptation is his short story The Raft in Creepshow 2

>>81236123
She better not. I mean they better not. They could show the boys growing into adulthood in a thousand other ways. One of the boys coming out for example, they all understand and it gives them unity to escape Pennywise's dark crevasses.

>>81236504
You forgot Carrie.
>>81236561
I re-read the Shining a few years ago and didn't think it was all that different from the movie. Maybe i'm just a complete idiot.

>>81236597

That's a weird way of spelling The Green Mile.

>>81236606

It's pretty different, Jack is a completely different character for one thing.

>>81236643
Nah, you're right. Nicholson looks like he's gonna kill someone from the start.

>>81236346

I want it to be unintentionally hilarious

>>81228298
He's a transdimensional evil cosmic spider, of course he is.

>>81234960
You can tell he's not going to age well.

Pennywise needs to be this arrogant, sadistic entity that taunts its victims before trying to kill them. They'd better have nailed that aspect of his character. I'd also like the Ritual of Chud to make it in, but I'm not expecting it.

>>81236847
>spider
Xhyder is the word you're intentionally avoiding.

>>81236849
No i can't.

>>81236123
i don't get it

>>81235319
That line wasn't in the book.

>>81237130
Yes it was.

>>81233705
Those are some pretty ridiculous PJs Pennywise has got on. He looks like a faggot.

>>81237159
I'll admit I was wrong, it says "wild animal shit" though.

>>81237205

A dangerous shapeshifting faggot that doesn't die.

>>81237159
>>81237257
Why are you both making shit up?
http://cito.allmysh-t.com/ebooks/It.pdf
page 10

>>81230000
Quads = Gods

>>81235440
sup new fag

#ultrabaited

>>81237293
>Wild-animal shit

>>81237293
>The requested document was not found on this server.

No, why are YOU making shit up?

>>81237397
Take a screen cap of where it says that.

>>81233596
he'd play a better strigoi then a clown, appearance wise.

>>81237290
So kind of like David Bowie?

...oh wait

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>>81237418

>>81237528
But Pennywise didn't say that.

>>81237566
He doesn't say it at all, that's what I meant.

>>81237566
Holy fuck. Is THAT what we were arguing about?

Is there any chance for a depiction of the Ritual to make it into the film?

>>81236980
Look at his lips.

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>>81232854
>19th century acrobat

Who the fuck is supposed to know what a g'damn "19th century acrobat" looks like?

>>81237601
>>81237611
The first guy who commented on the elephant shit thing used the reddit buzzword "edgy." But the only way that could be considered edgy at all is if it's something a clown is saying to a child.

>>81236493
Where did you find the script?

>>81237729
I looked it up and found a reddit thread and some dude was giving it away to everyone via email

There's a mega link with the script there but I didn't post it, as far as I know the script leaked around last year and then got deleted from the internet and then it got leaked again a few days ago and again got deleted from the internet
It's weird because it's definitely not this upcoming movie's screenplay so I don't know
Maybe it shares the same ending or something

>>81237652
Someone with an education

>>81238144
Got it, thanks.

>>81237651
I do. Every night before I go to bed.

>>81236599
Neck yourself, faggot.

>>81236599

They are children, for fuck's sake. The blood oath will more than suffice.

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>>81228298
>there's a childishness to the character
Apologize

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Can't see it sucking more than the "original". Take away Tim Curry and all you've got left is shit.


So, will people continue pretending the 1990 made-for-TV version is "oh, such a classic" that shouldn't be "remade"? It was always considered bad.

>>81239889
It's not a fucking remake for the last time.

It's another adaption of the same book.

>>81228298
Is the original worth watching?

>>81232457
AND THE PAIN GOES ON

>>81239926
Sure, but tell that to all the people complaining about it since it was announced.

>>81239952
Aside from Pennywise, the movie's a bore and incredibly toned down compared to the book to confine to tv censors.

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>>81228298

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>>81228298
Will we get the following:
Maturin
Ritual of Chud
Rodan
Frankenstein
Jaws
Crawling Eye
Bob Gray
Black Spot
Lumberjack statue
etc.

At least we'll always have the book.

>>81240318

I just want the Ritual of Chud. Watching an immortal spider god beg for its life while a child talks it to death would be great.

>>81240318
Going by the trailer, so far we're getting the black spot and the leper.

Since it's the 80s, I think the universal monsters will swapped out for something more in tune with the time period like Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees.

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>>81240737
>Since it's the 80s, I think the universal monsters will swapped out for something more in tune with the time period like Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees

>>81240318
Black Spot no sadly. Lumberjack Statue yes.

>>81240737
Why do you say that? Barb, the producer and director's sister, said the Black Spot didn't make it because they felt they couldn't do it justice with the time and resources they had.

>>81228298
>too

>>81229008
>tfw to smart for memes

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>>81240825
>Why do you say that? Barb, the producer and director's sister, said the Black Spot didn't make it because they felt they couldn't do it justice with the time and resources they had.

Really? It looks like It is making Mike see it in the trailer.

>>81240922
Maybe she meant they didn't film the full fire and that's just Mike seeing that after his dad tells him the story.

>>81240825
>with the time and resources they had.
So in other words this is a cheap cash in being pumped out as quickly as possible

Almost guaranteed that IT will be delayed yet again. They're doing reshoots (yes, more reshoots), this time in response to certain scenes in the poorly received trailer. Years from now Disaster Artist 2 will be about this film.

>>81241030
Yeah, she probably meant they couldn't do the whole scene.

>>81241035
No, they fucking built the house on Neibolt street from scratch, they definitely didn't go super cheap just to shit it out.

>reading the fukunigger script
>Jew shit, fat bitches, cool bevvie, evil white man

It's shit.

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>>81241086
>They made a cardboard cut out of a house
Wow they sure aren't shitting this movie out !

>>81241269

All of that was in the book. Stick to gook cartoon, kid.

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>>81241290
>A le cardboard cutout

Keep talking about shit you don't know about and hating things you haven't even seen yet for no reason other than to be a fat fucking contrarian retard you mongoloid piece of shit.

>>81241060
Really? They're redoing scenes in response to the "poorly received trailer"? What makes it so? I don't see so much dislike for it. It's just a teaser.

>>81241060

Where exactly have you seen that the trailer was "poorly received".

>>81241381
>>81241387

He didn't he's a fat contrarian faggot that just wants to hate popular things.

>>81241387
WB's YouTube channel. Read the comments section you lazy cunt.

>>81233596
Your older brother is very attractive.

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>>81241452
>Youtube losers and 4chan contrarians are everyone

Everyone I have talked to in real life (that's that thing outside you haven't experienced in a long time) thinks it looks great and is going to be good.

>>81241452

>youtube comments prove it's poorly received

By that logic EVERYTHING in the world is poorly received.

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>>81228298

>>81241544
Everyone I've talked to in real life says it looks laughably generic and pisses on a classic. Pennywise got turned from a clown to a demon doll with autism. Got any evidence that ain't anecdotal? https://youtu.be/9gFCDlx-AAg

He looks like some "fancy evil clown" you'd see in Japanese videogames and anime.

>>81241714
>Everyone I've talked to in real life

Pillows aren't people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3lDtxfRfJ0

>>81241387
>>81241452
when your supa-scary handpicked scene, which is supposed to be the creme de la creme, becomes a meme - and not in a good way - in less than an hour then you've really fucked up.

>>81241937

>Bane

I'm sure they'll be super worried about your faggy memes as they're depositing the billion dollars this will make into the bank though bro.

>>81241714
>Everyone I've talked to
>Got any evidence that ain't anecdotal?

Do you?

>>81241992
Bane is a good meme
nuPennywise firestarter is a bad meme

any questions?

>billions
oh sorry, I didn't realize this was a bait post. carry on.

>>81241997
Yes https://youtu.be/FnCdOQsX5kc

>Stop laughing!

>>81242078
>Most viewed trailer ever
>Coming out around Halloween
>Big budget horror based on a known commodity
>Thinks this isn't going to make fuckhuge amounts of money

You are literally retarded. You also obviously didn't understand my post and don't realize the "quality of the meme" has fucking nothing to do with what we're talking about. I suggest you kill yourself.

>>81242078

I have a question. When you hit puberty do you think you're still going to act like this much of a homo or do you think you'll grow out of it?

>>81242111

Youtube is anecdotal.

>>81242138
Muschietti, you need to lighten up or you'll have a stroke.

>>81229109
Drider*

>>81242180
Nope. You can see 1000s of posts of people laughing at your movie.

>>81241714
>Linking the banana atheist
The guy is an absolute retard who's pissy about the guy who plays Henry disagreeing with him. It's not 2008 anymore.

REAL Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u6KXFN9dIg

>>81240737
Well, this movie is distributed by New Line Cinema/Warner Bros. so...

>>81242256
imagine the panic and fear going through the minds of the producers, writers, and directors of this movie, banking millions of dollars and their reputations on a movie that they believe will become the #1 most successful movie of all time. they post some details on 4chan and reddit, do some reshoots once they hear negative feedback, and proudly present the trailer to the world but to the world it looks like a linkin park music video. it becomes a living meme and only a small percentage of viewers take it seriously. and now it's too late for reshoots, and it's too late to pull the plug. all they can do is nervously laugh away the valid criticism as they further reinforce the walls of their denial world.

>>81235675
10 different people on my social media all shared the new trailer and were all super hyped up

>>81228298
HEY BABY I HEAR THE BLUES ARE CALLING, TOSSED SALAD AND SCRAMBLED EGGS

>>81241319
Not the way it's portrayed in that shitty script, you fedora wearing white knight faggot.

>>81228298
and nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor

>>81228867
Drider*

>>81242518
>white knight
are you fucking retarded?

>>81242256
You know a few people on the production staff thought that Pennywise looked like the shit it is, but the director was all like "Nah, don't worry about it! The clown suit and the makeup will be fine!"

>>81242645
No, but you sure as fuck are, white knight.

>>81242718
don't use terms you don't understand, dipshit

>>81242781
lol guaranteed that is Muschietti. he uses terminology incorrectly and eventually starts calling people "/v/eddit".

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>>81243244

>>81243244
>>>/soc/

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>people get paid to write shit like this and internet white knights actually try to defend it

>mfw too intelligent to consume adults

https://youtu.be/_PkefaVCkBA

The magical negro character in Fukunaga's original script felt really misplaced and I hope the new guy cut him out

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>>81243630
Heaven forbid they prevent super nigger and wonder cunt from saving the day...

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>mfw Muschietti'd

>>81235235
Platonic, i.e. derived from Plato rationalising wanting to fuck little boys

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What kind of end shot was this?

>>81244200
Hehe

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>>81243407
>mfw people say Argentina isn't white

>>81244063
Dont reply to me ever again you racist sexist bitch

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>>81233596
Really? I for sure thought it was pic related.

>>81235700
I like that scene just for when he's about to go back in the house and then he changes his mind, stops, and breaks Pennywise kayfabe for a second and he does a for-real sadistic laugh at her expense just because It really enjoyed torturing her like that, unlike all the goofy clown shit which is just part of the act. Props of Tim Curry there for nailing that subtlety.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztxEHtrgTRg&feature=youtu.be
Kino

>>81241375
J A C K
T H E
S P E R G

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>>81244272

>>81244271
They must live in Spain or someplace else because here in argieland nobody gives a fuck that the new IT movie is being made by argies

But that's one of the reasons why I have high hopes for the movie, IT is part of our culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKq4Hw359kA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HMj4pdp7AQ

>>81242138
You're living in a fool's paradise. It's a piece of shit, everyone knows it. The studio is trying to bury it already and just move on to cut their losses.

>>81233596
he looks like judge rinder (if judge rinder had hair)

>>81241375
Who is that lady with Jack the sperg?

>>81243461
Is that from the Fukunaga script or is it in the movie we're getting? I am interested in seeing Froggo's Rick James impression.

>>81245386
this guy tells it like it is

>>81245621
It's the Fukunaga script, the movie we are getting has scenes that are not in his script and at the end of the trailer there's a third writer credited which is most likely the guy that did the rewrite and added scenes, I think we are getting Fukunaga movie with little changes

>>81245621
It's from the Palmer and Fukunigger script.

>>81245621

It's so pathetic, there's even a fucking Bar Mitzvah scene.

>>81246046
>I think we are getting Fukunaga movie with little changes

Most of the movie's from Fukunaga's script hence the top billing. They just changed out some scenes to correlate with the book more such as the leper.

Fukunaga did say that his screenplay was based more on what scared him as a kid and it shows.

>>81246089
why do jews need to jew up every fucking thing.

>>81232457
DRAGULAAAAAA

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>>81245621

This script reads like it was written by a 4chan /tv/ autist....

>>81246171
Oi vey!

It's all about the shekels!

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>>81246223
>that part where Beverly's dad wants to rape her

>>81246089
>>81246171
>>81246252
The worst part is that even the book has a kike character in it. You know Stephen King's jew publishers made him put that little christkiller in.

>>81246340
PLUMP CUNT

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Fess' up now, which one of you faggots got paid to write this piece of shit?

>>81246714
I don't gets it

>>81228867
>isnt he a cosmic spider?
technically no because this movie is an official reboot, making it the new canon, and it only covers the kids' story, with them defeating a clown at the end. spider form not included. no sequel planned.

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>>81233705
>>81233846
>>81233958
>>81237205
i actually kinda dig that they went in a classic pierrot/pedrolino direction with the costume, but i'm still not going to see this

>>81242374
I came here for this.

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>>81232525
it's less the movements being stupid and more pennywise's face looking stupid

>>81246863

Well except for the sequel that's already been planned.

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Are people being paid to shitpost against this movie?

>>81247405
no it's the movement

>>81244354
You joke, but a woman could play Pennywise if it was the right actress, it could be really creepy if she was androgynous enough

>>81248753
>a fawning virgin beta orbiter appears

>>81248543
If that were the case anyone who post on /tv/ would be millionaire.

>>81232457
this clip was so ridiculous it wasn't even scary, just funny.

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>>81235878
>You're too old to stop me.
>You're all too old
Is her our guy /tv/ ?

>>81249277

I tell you, that Jonathan Brandis kid is a hell of an actor, I'm sure he had a bright fulfilling career after IT.

The Cary F script is heavy on the girl power.

>boys desperately need something from store but no moneys
>Bev struts up, having shoplifted the item, tosses it, says later boys, and strolls off
>the boys gawk at her in awe, and to quote the script "THEY ARE ALL IN LOVE WITH HER" (this is the only all-caps bit of the whole script)

>later Henry Bowers gang is attacking
>Bill and the guys attempt to fight them with firecrackers and push a dumpster in their way
>oh no the dumpster won't move we're all fucking dead
>Bev arrives just in time with huge firecracker missile and saves their asses again
>"You're amazing Bev!"

>later they can't figure out how to go up these backward waterfalls in the sewers
>Bev just jumps on one and rides it up without fear
>"You losers coming or what?"
>boys all gawk in awe and follow dutifully

>confrontation with Pennywise goes same way as that with Bowers
>Bill is about to get fucked up
>Bev shows up in nick of time and saves the fucking day again

It's fine that she's the best shot with slingshot, because that's from the book and it helps her character arc (vulnerable child victim becomes strong) but this pandering ultimate badass Bev is just insulting. I'm skeptical these issues will be changed.

why are stephen king adaptations so fucking dogshit almost every time even if the book is good

>>81249472
Shut up bitch jesus

>>81249616
>even if the book is good
anon....

>>81239926
>for the last time.
god I hope so
You autists sperg out every time someone calls it a remake, which is the best word to describe what it is.

>>81232457

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

>>81228786
F

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>>81241937
>most viewed trailer of all time
>perhaps the most anticipated remake of all time
>climax of trailer becomes a meme
>this means you fucked up and wasn't just inevitable

>>81245386
>they started pre-production on the sequel while they're trying to bury it

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>>81229008
>tfw to smart to adhere to primitive mortal language conjunctions

>>81243461
>Everyone laughs.

Every time characters in a movie or show laugh at an intentional moment of humor from another character, I think about how the screenwriter had to write that they laugh at the joke he himself just wrote. What an ego he must have.

>actor performs my joke and the rest LAUGH

>>81243630
>magical negro character in Fukunaga's original script

the fuck are you talking about?

Just to be clear I know what a magical negro character is, and I've read the script.

>>81249692
>all these kissless white knights

>>81250060
>losers are forced to swim to get to the lair of it
>negro doesn't drown, but actually rescues another loser

There's your magic right there, anon.

>>81228298
*Too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb2Gkk9VsrU

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>>81249277
you just know

>>81236493
It's going to be R and show georgie's arm being ripped off

>>81249616
>>81249616
>why are stephen king adaptations so fucking dogshit almost every time even if the book is good

I'll tell you why. Because King has a lot of big ideas and spends 800 pages fleshing out his characters and executing his big ideas on the page and often ends with some otherworldly Lovecraftian insanity.

Then he gives the rights away to the first nobody who asks for them, and they attempt to cram an 800 page story into a 120 page script, and they keep King's original dialog, which sometimes works on the page, but rarely does it work spoken out loud by humans.

That said, some adaptations are often quite good like the Cronenberg "Dead Zone," Misery, Stand By Me, and Carrie.

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Bros, I feel sick to my stomach. I read the passage describing the sewer gangbang and couldn't help but be aroused that I ended up fapping. I need help. I need my suffering to end.

>>81250547
Stop being a virgin and your odd desires will go away

>>81239889
>Take away Tim Curry and all you've got left is shit.

but they took Tim Curry away

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>>81228298
HE'S POUND FOOLISH

EXHIBITING THE CHARACTERISTICS OF A FOOL ON THE GRANDER SCALE

FOOLISH LIKE A CLOWN ONE COULD SAY

>>81233596
Oh shit, I actually watched all of Hemlock Grove. It went from not bad to absolute shit as it went on, but this guy did the best he could with the material.

>>81232844
missed opportunity
Bo-WAH AH AH AH!!

>>81236849
hes gonna be like a more handsome andy sandberg

>>81232457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u6KXFN9dIg

>>81251433
You've been posting this every day and it still only has 2900 views.

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>>81251433
OOOOH

WAH
AH AH AH

GET UP COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE KEKNESS

>>81246926

it's fucking retarded because the whole point of the pennywise form is to look like a clown the kids would recognize like ronald mcdonald and bozo not french vintage hipster bullshit.

>>81234492
what does Pennywise weigh? he must be 400lb.
he'll tear you to shreds...

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This is Sophia, say something nice about her

>>81251839
would

>>81251839
I would after >>81251851

>>81232457
This movie is like 95% comedy right? 5% childrens movie?

>>81233596
He absolutely has not murdered my golden retriever.

>>81251860
Then me
For i have the biggest dick

>>81251839
I would after>>81251860

>>81228298
Who the hell would stick their hand in a sewer with that looking at them? The whole reason Georgie did in the original is he LOOKED Like a normal clown.

>>81233515
chili AND sea bass

>>81246863
The sequel in currently in production

>>81249314
The paedophile Jewish cabal let his career go to shit when got he too old for them

>>81234960
Cute froggo

>>81228298
He's just so...unintimidating.

>>81248961
shills are the 1%

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Curry was hilarious,intimidating and inviting at the same time.

IT used clown form to lure kids, why the fuck they made clown look like generic grimdark monster #23575

I bet Pennywise won't even make jokes anymore.

He will just go BLAAARGH.

>>81231412
Swedish genetics

>>81254235
OOOOH

WAH
AH AH AH

The best part of this sorry movie will be Finn Wolfhard

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>>81254260
Are they gonna make them gay in the movie?

>>81254156
Based on less than a second of footage from the trailer. Christ, calm down.

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>>81254389
It seems very likely

>>81229109

Don't forget it just takes the form of horror movie monsters like dracula, a werewolf a scary clown ect.

>>81254156
Yes a fat manlet who does nothing but stand there and laugh with a smoker's cough while throwing balloons around sure is intimidating.

>>81230000
Tim Curry is the reason that the miniseries is kino as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u6KXFN9dIg

>>81236335
1408 is Better than the source material

>>81236335
>How has there only been one good adaption of Kings works?
The Running Man
Carrie
Apt Pupil
Misery
Stand By Me
The Shining
The Shawshank Redemption
The Green Mile

These were all enjoyable films certainly better than the source material. King's work is generally crap, but has made for some good films.

>>81251661
You forget how long he has been pulling this shtick. Ideally he would change his look ever incarnation because what kids recognize changes, but the look in the reboot makes more sense if he would always keep the same look.