Mike Stoklasa is leaving RLM. Announcement tomorrow.

>>81227020
PLEASE GIVE ME (you)s: The Thread

Dude he is RLM how does a person leave themself

>>81227020
Seriously?

Wow I just became a Patreon supporter last month. I tried cancelling it when I called up the RLM office but I when the phone was answered all I could hear was faint laughter and fart noises.

>>81227062
That ls penny underbust

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>>81227062
THICCCCCCCCCC

There are at least 9 more Star Wars written or planned. You think RLM will be interested for that long?

Don't even bother getting invested.

Even when it was just Plinkett Reviews, they didn't show much interest past the prequels

Hope you faggots enjoy Nostalgia Critic.

Literally who

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>04/03/17
please NO

>>81227020
Did he accept the job to run a branded content company in Atlanta?

>>81227062
mein gott

>>81227020
You wish, Jack.

- Mike

Good. They need to make more Plinkey videos.

What, a hostile takeover?
Is it Max Landis.
No it has to be Neil Breen.

>>81227020
Dignity people, do you even remember the word?

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>>81227062
>mfw no Jessie-obsessed RLM fanboy freaks and/or so-called Photoshop experts have successfully debunked the authenticity of this "image", especially the face part.

>>81227096
whoa mind=blown

>>81227096
I can actually see jay turning RLM into a clickbait kind of reviewer if he had full control.

>>81231608
agreed. Jay is a total scum bag

>>81231608
What has Jay ever done or said that would give you that impression?

>>81231608
Considering Jay is soley responsible for this:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6seIQ8rLp8
I doubt it.

>>81231820
He was on the Movie Weasels podcast twice and he's Max Landis' biggest fan in RLM

>>81230379
kek

>>81231935
chronicle was genuinely good


anyways i don't care

i bet in 3 years the only thing red letter will do is rich and jack's pre rec

>>81231935
He was on that show like five years ago now. They shot both his episodes in the same day. He looked irritated to be there and he's never been back. Now RLM ridicules that type of show regularly.

>People hadn't figured it out already

Why the fuck do you think their videos have a subplot about Mike being programmed to do these reviews for like a year now?

>>81231935
I bet that son of a bitch was responsible for getting them involved with Honest Trailers too. Mike shouldn't leave RLM, he should cut the dead weight from it (I am referring to Jay, by the way).

>>81231820
He's too light hearted and not cynical enough. He never would have came up with plinket. That was all mike.

They should make a sitcom called the Sad man and the boy it would be A/10

>>81232222
>I bet that son of a bitch was responsible for getting them involved with Honest Trailers too
Mike did the Plinkett voice for an Honest Trailer. That would have nothing to do with Jay.

It's kind of creepy how you faggots try to form some sort of weird power struggle narrative with the RLM members despite there being literally no good reason to.

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>>81227020
So he has finally accepted a job at (((Disney)))?

>>81232236
That doesn't answer the question at all. Jay clearly hates that phony clickbait shit as well.

are rlm the beatles of internet film reviews

>>81227062
Um, sorry sweetie, but cow tits aren't attractive. They're literally just orbs of fat glued to a woman's chest.

What's important is what's between her ears.

>>81232297
>Mike did the Plinkett voice for an Honest Trailer
For the Dark Knight Rises Honest Trailers? Letmeaskyousumthin Rick? Are you new?

>>81231820
This is Jay Bauman's channel.

>>81232322
>Jay clearly hates that phony clickbait shit as well.
There is literally no evidence for this. Jay is a careerist douché using Mike's internet notoriety to climb the ladder to a Hollywood career.

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>>81231820
>>81232430

>>81232448
You...you realize that is also ridiculing the idea of clickbait right?

Like, it's not subtle.

>>81232441
>muh headcanon
You faggots are pathetic.

>>81232448
Holy shit. This is the smoking gun.

>>81232378
>https://youtu.be/vs3sVrm_W4o?t=5m16s

>>81232374
I agree I do like a nice set of dick sucking lips, you have me there.

>>81232448
>Jay just wants to make clickbait.

>prove it

>posts examples of Jay making fun of clickbait with a series of UNMONETIZED videos

>>81232533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQJuGeqdbn4
Check. And. Mate.

>>81232572
>Check. And. Mate.
The fuck are you even trying to prove at this point? You seem to have this idea that Mike is above this kind of clickbait crap but are now providing examples of him participating in it.

>>81227062
jesus christ

>>81232448
>missing the point entirely
Oh wait let me guess. You're just PRETENDING to be retarded right?

>>81232607
At the behest of his puppeteer: Jay Baumasn*.

*Not a typo. Jay Bauman is a freemason

>>81232569
>>81232471
>>81232670
Ironic clickbait is still clickbait.

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My "review" of Reddit Letter Media

>posting in a friend simulator thread
>idolizing an aging group of youtube vloggers from Milwaukee
>he gives his real-life "friends" money every month

Rich
>an unemployed construction worker, the trick monkey fraud of the group. knows two tricks: forced laughter and becoming violent. brava, rich! brava!

Jack
>a failed viral marketer with an ugly wife and children with terrible names ('myson packard?'). he knows he's the least popular cast member and desperately tries to fit in by making fun of reddit on stream

Mike
>an over-the-hill "director" weighed down by his talentless friends. only makes "ironically bad" videos because they're immune to criticism. his latest production 'Space Cop' hasl exposed him as a fraud and proved a spiritual and economic disaster. he will eventually go the route of orson welles, balloon up to 500 pounds and die at the ripe age of 50.

Jesse
>the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters on her phone while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money.

Jay
>the only cast member showing any self-improvement or growth. still has a long way to go, but has already outgrown RLM.

I like how Reddit Letter Media is a company founded upon criticism, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from their stream if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction. It's amazing how creatively lazy the group has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, drink beer and make fart jokes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.

>>81232736
This.

>>81232738
see
>>81230379
>mfw not a single solitary RLM fanboy KEK nu-male redditor has successfully refuted this airtight "review", especially not the last paragraph.

>>81232374
>What's important is what's between her ears.
Hopefully daddy issues

>>81232195
This pretty much

>>81232736

watch some of the videos, it doesnt even qualify as ironic clickbait as it's all just a candle burning. I suspect you're just trolling though

>>81227096
>Mr. Plinkett
>I'm R.L.M

>>81232607
Mike is too pure for RLM, which is why he is out the door.

>>81232736
>>81232743
The videos aren't even monetized. It's not "ironic clickbait." It's fucking satire, dumbass. I don't even think it's all that interesting but you have to be willfully stupid if you're legitimately trying to claim it's anything but a piss take.

>>81233268
>Mike is too pure for RLM
Mike IS RLM

good now if only your sorry shill would leave this place

holy shit how many times can you circlejerk to these nobodies

>>81233272
>It's fucking satire, dumbass
I don't get it.
>The videos aren't even monetized
Hi Jay.

>>81227020
So, OP, what new imaginary drama bullshit will you make up as an excuse when this announcement doesn't happen tomorrow? Surely you've already planned out Phase 2 of your autistic fanfic.

>>81233309
>Mike IS RLM
Mike is a huge liability to RLM at this point. Face it, it's not 2010 anymore.

>>81233329
>>The videos aren't even monetized
>Hi Jay.
Wow you're pretty fucking stupid desu

>>81233371
the non-denial denial. pretty sad 2bh

>>81233309
>Mike IS RLM
Mike is too drunk

rich evans here, ama

>>81233531
when you gonna shave it all off?

>>81233531
Why are you such an obnoxious faggot?

>>81233531
Rich, is Jack as terrific in person as he seems on Twitch?

>>81233531
Shouldn't you be doing this on leddit with your kind?

such a hostile reception to me, the real rich evans. red letter media is cancelled.

>>81233815
>red letter media is cancelled
No it isn't

- Jay

WOW WHAT AN AMAZING THREAD THAT IS RELEVANT TO FILM AND/OR TELEVISION

>>81234012
cuckhold

>>81227062
BABY WANT MILKY!

This whole thread is just low quality, shame on you people

>>81234822
...just like [current year] RLM.

how could they be taken in by that obviously fake horse ninja movie? are they retarded?

>>81232569
No, fuck you. I see this with the H3H3 dude, you're not making fun of clickbait when you just start using clickbait in every single video. You're just selling out

>>81233004
Clickbait doesn't refer to the content of the video. You bait clicks with AN OUTRAGEOUS TITLE IN ALL CAPS and a salacious or misleading thumbnail.

Again, Jay's parody of clickbait is still clickbait.

>>81231608
Nah, if Jay was let loose he'd turn into some kind of Alan Resnick type creator

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>>81232738
>8 years later and no one has refuted this pasta

smdh

>>81233531
Why haven't you offered literal anything new to the channel in 2 years besides "xd i fuck droid"

>>81235216
>he baited me into clicking something and it upset me!!!

offended faggots pls leave

>>81235227
Jay has no integrity

>>81235154
Like everything RLM-esque, even their April Fool's joke was "ironically bad".

A good joke would've been announcing Plinkett, but ACTUALLY releasing Plinkett as the joke - a la Rick and Morty.

>>81235297
>jay would use clickbait if he was in charge of RLM
"no he wouldnt"
>yes he would, he even did it before on his own youtube channel
"y u so mad tho? XD"

XD

>>81235332
>their April Fool's joke was "ironically bad"
No, I'm so sorry RLM hater. It was deliberately stupid.

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>ywn be Beardfat

>>81235390
but I am

>>81235184
>selling out
>doesnt monetize the videos
Pick one

>>81235465
They are monetized.

>>81235376
Same difference.

>>81235390
>retarded longhaired libcuck leaves out all the white men that will be affected by this clusterfuck of an administration
This is why I fucking can't stand either 'side.' They're both faggoty in their own special way.

>>81235516
Wrong. "ironically bad" makes you think that they made it bad on purpose (it's not bad) but "deliberately stupid" means that they made it stupid on purpose but deliberately (with a purpose). Haters btfo.

>>81232738
>>81235234
The same fag has been spamming his unfunny pasta
Embarrassing

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>>81227722
>month/day/year

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>>81235390
>HILARIOUS

>>81235589
Uh white men can't be negatively affected idiot, they're white and white men are in power

>>81235616
It is bad.

>>81235783
Are you joking?

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>>81235628
>mfw not a single asspained RLM fanboy KEK drone has ever been able to substantiate this baseless claim of samefaggotry in their seething rage over the inrefutability of the brilliantly airtight "review"

>>81235493
No they aren't.

The Stupids "Bukkake" scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjVPVGtjMCo

>>81235628
It's not the same fag over and over. You're just getting memed on.

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>>81227020
WHAT THE FUCK

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I met Mike and Jay at a con a while ago, I went with my girlfriend. When we approached them Mike looked at me then at my girlfriend and said "The fuck you doing with this stupid cunt? Get with this dick or get raped you whore". I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oh Mike you found another goofball?", "Yeah Jay, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck her asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend ass with goofballs so she'd know how much of a goofball he is". Right at that moment Mike jumped on my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but Jay jumped on me and held me down he started whispering in my ear "She's going to get the goofballs and you aint going to do nothing about it!", I watched on in horror as my girlfriend stared at me in the eyes as Mike undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Mike just kept pushing her head down. Mike looked at me and mouthed the word "Goofball". It was like a silent movie, I watched as Mike then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into her anus with his hands. Jay who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the goofballs", he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go and I could feel blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was Jay’s boner pushing into my back... I blacked out.

>>81232738
>got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money
Is the copypasta what started this stupid rumor?

Why is Jay considered a pro editor when this sort of crap exists?:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYKkSIr8cMU

Could you see someone it this sort of limited skill putting together a sensitive tribute to dead people at the Oscars? (Hint: NO)

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>>81232738
>Jack
>>a failed viral marketer with an ugly wife and children with terrible names ('myson packard?'). he knows he's the least popular cast member and desperately tries to fit in by making fun of reddit on stream
He also wants the end of anonymity on the internet.

>>81236674
no, the jewelry story predates it

>>81236706
This is literally a shot for shot HD remaster of an existing montage that Jay didn't edit.

>>81236758
Jack is an asswhole but is very sexy to females

>>81236706
That montage is from the end credits of Freddy's Dead. Jay didn't edit it, he just remastered it.

>>81236706
>Why is Jay considered a pro editor
Who considers him this? Do you just make things up so you can then complain about them?

>>81236850
sorry, I didn't realize he had access to the original film elements

>>81236834
>asswhole
Jesus Christ.

>>81236879
Yes.

>>81236890
>HD remaster
>nobody said anything about a film restoration
Are you just intentionally being fucking retarded now?

>>81236758
that's a dick prop, right?

>>81233340
This

Do people really fall for this shit? They make good enough money now with RLM where every last one of them quit their previous jobs. Why would he leave at what is now the most successful the channel has ever been?

>>81236942
>film restoration
what does "remaster" mean?
I guess it means whatever you want it to, JAY.

>>81235184
>making money on videos
>is the "sellout" meme
OH NOW SOME NUMBNUT RETARD HAS HIS FEE FEES HURT BECAUSE THEY MAKE MONEY AND 0PEOPLE WILLFULLY GIVE THEM CASH ON PATREON I AM LITERALLY SHAKING REEEE WHY CAN'T THEY JUST GET NEET BUCKS FROM MOMMY???

>>81236974
It isn't. This is why Jack has kids and the rest of RLM is counting on their shitty internet videos to be their...ha ha...legacy.

>>81237025
It means you take footage that wasn't previously in HD and replace it with footage that is in HD.

>>81237120
>500k subscribers
>makes a few thousand extra dollars on top of ad revenue on Patreon
>somehow this isn't successful
I wish I could dick around with my friends and get paid for it. If you honestly don't think that is the fucking life, you must be either retarded or you bought into that "my job defines who I am" slave shit that keeps people in a cycle of low paying bullshit or entry level "careers" before you inevitably blow your brains out from the boredom.

Every last one of you would trade places with them.

>>81237237
What a waste of time 2bh

>>81237256
for you

>>81237238
>500k subscribers
this totally makes up for being childless at 40

>>81237238
>money is a marker for success
um... no, sweetie. some of us are trying to make actual contributions to the world. have fun idolizing the youtubers and money lenders of the world though?

>>81237318
How do you know they're all childless? How do you know anything about their personal lives other than what they share on the internet, which when it comes to Mike and Jay is very little. Not everyone posts pictures of the details of their lives on twitter.

>>81227020
who even cares is the real question

>>81237336
>um... no, sweetie.
oh jesus christ, just fuck off, troll.

>>81237373
>How do you know anything about their personal lives
I watch the pre rec streams

>>81227062

Damn, Jessi looks like THAT?!

>>81237336
>money lenders of the world
Tip your fucking fedora harder faggot

>>81237318
Who fucking cares if they have children or not? Are you a Christfag?

>>81237336
>sweetie
>>/pol/
why must you f**gots infect every thread on /tv/??!?

>>81237523
and how often do Mike and Jay show up on their and talk about anything substantial?

>>81237556
hi worthless reproductive dead-end

>>81237584
when have mike and jay EVER talked about anything "substantial"?

>independence day sucks i like jurassic world tho
>dude horse ninja lmao
>VERY COOL XD

>>81237612
Not answering my question you pro-overpopulation, "my life only has meaning if I have children" regressive degenerate. Why do you care if they have kids or not?

>>81237532
if anything that's the opposite of fedora tipping?

>>81237745
No, it isn't. It's just some hipster shit. There is literally nothing wrong with wanting to profit off of your work.

>>81237732
because biologically speaking a childless billionaire is a failure while a homeless father is a success

you worship money and mammon because you're been taught to do so. i feel bad for you man.

>>81237620
I'm not sure what counterpoint you think you're making. Yes, Mike and Jay stick to talking about movies and keep their personal lives off the internet. Considering the fucking autistic, obsessive faggots in threads like this, I don't blame them one bit.

>>81237766
>a childless billionaire is a failure while a homeless father is a success
KEK whatever you say, Margeret. How was church service yesterday?

Sorry, I forgot RLMers are literally bluepilled cucks.

>>81237766
>biologically speaking a childless billionaire is a failure while a homeless father is a success
Holy shit, you will most definitely die a friendless virgin.

>>81237793
>biologically speaking
He's not wrong.

>>81237798
meant as reply to
>>81237732

>>81237785
This. Stop talking about RLM

>>81237827
>overpopulation is not a thing
It's like you want us all the starve. But thanks for oversimplifying a complex concept like human biology.

>>81237831
>DA BLUE PILLED REEEEE C U C K S
go kill yourself

>>81237904
What is the greater purpose of life? To accrue material things or to create a progeny?

>>81236637

>but Jay jumped on me and held me down he started whispering in my ear "She's going to get the goofballs and you aint going to do nothing about it!"


Kek

>>81237904
>overpopulation
hi i'm a "smart" middle class white person from the developed world who has bought into the mass media 100%. I'm totally not going to regret hitting 50 with no kids but a bitchin' facebook profile

>>81237936
WAKE UP

>>81237970
The only purpose of life is reproduction and survival but since I'm not just a single celled organism, I have other needs like artistic fulfillment or a drive to be happy. We aren't amebas, we are complex mammals who create meaning. You are living a delusional half existence if you think some Victorian-era bullshit like "all that matters is that I have kids and if I don't, life is worthless". That is a sad life to lead, especially given that you exist in a period of time where overpopulation is a real global problem.

>>81238002
Okay? Overpopulation is still a real economic issue...

Your retarded """insult""" doesn't change that, kiddo.

>>81235216
>>81235374

Ok, let's examine what the problem with clickbait is. Do you have a problem with the current RLM parodies of it with Mike in such as TOP THINGS YOU DIDNT KNOW ABOUT...? I don't, they're funny and clearly show the disdain for it. Jay would obviously not turn the entire channel into clickbait or clickbait parody.

Do you think that the Nerd Crew episodes are bad and exactly the same and equally egregious as what its parodying? Do you think the channel is at risk of becoming entirely like what Nerd Crew parodies? Do you always think of satire as this way? Again, I hope you are trolling and aren't this dense.

>>81238118
>artistic fulfillment
worthless

>>81238002
WELL MEMED TEEHEE YOU REALLY SHOWED THOSE EVUL "SCIENTISTS" and their "OVERPOPULATION" MEME WOAH HE WAS BTFO. NOW WE ALL KNOW THAT GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE IS A MYTH AND THE WORLD IS 6000 YEARS OLD

>>81238194
>>81238145
"I'm genetically suicidal but I have the coolest collection of black panther action figures"

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>>81238163
>artistic fulfillment is worthless
Yes, why didn't all the artists of human history just quit and go work in sales or something? What have they ever contributed?
((((tips)))

>>81238161
>Do you think that the Nerd Crew episodes are bad and exactly the same and equally egregious as what its parodying?
I'm not the anon you were talking to but to be honest I think the Nerd Crew should've been a one shot.
Now they've made 3 episodes and it looks more and more like an ironic ad.

>>81238248
Is this supposed to...prove or do something? Christ, will you stop posting?

>>81238274
keep fuckin' those butts

>>81238311
You stopped making any sense about 4 posts ago my newfriend.

>>81238309
cool complete collection of john cassady bro

>>81238346
I'm trying to figure out what reddit board you got these "jokes" from.

>>81238380
/r/ilovebeingobliteratedbymyowngeekry/

>>81238286
>it looks more and more like an ironic ad.
What does this even mean? an ad for what?

>>81238441
It depends of the content of the Nerd Crew episode. If it's not an ad for Marvel it's for the new Star Wars movie. They fucked up with Plinkett's review of TFA, even a random guy like E;R did a better critique.

>>81237556
>Christfag
It's not too late to come back to Him, anon.

>>81227020
I'm happy for him. Inpatient alcohol rehabilitation is going to do him a lot of good.

>>81238719
Nope. I'm not into cult fads.

>>81238785
God bless you and your children.

>>81238610
>If it's not an ad for Marvel it's for the new Star Wars movie
You mean where they keep referring to these things as cynical studio products that youtube reviewers get paid by the studios to endorse? You may be brain damaged if you don't understand how sarcasm works.

>They fucked up with Plinkett's review of TFA, even a random guy like E;R did a better critique.
I literally have no idea who the fuck that is or what you're talking about.

>>81238818
>cynical studio products
mike and jay are cynical studio products

>>81227663
Nice reconfigured pasta.

>>81238869
>mike and jay are cynical studio products
what does that mean? How?

Do you think if you just say critical things, you'll look like you're making an actual point regardless of if they actually apply or not?

>>81238818
>You may be brain damaged if you don't understand how sarcasm works.
Do they really have to make more than 1 episode?
>I literally have no idea who the fuck that is or what you're talking about.
I'm saying that RLM has been shit since their review of SW The Force Awakens.

>>81238919
>RLM has been shit since their review of SW The Force Awakens.
Do you always get this triggered when someone doesn't validate your opinion?

>>81238907
I feel so sorry for you.

>>81238967
Great retort. Really strengthens your argument.

get fatter

don't reproduce

watch more star wars

>>81238907
Do Mike and Jay even know you exist?

>>81227020
RIP in peace

>>81238810
My wife and I don't need your blessings, even if it is ironic.

make more rlm threads

get very involved in the personal lives of youtubers

don't think about the children you're not having

play more video games

>>81239028
Literally what does that have to do with anything?

>>81238961
Oh god, don't tell me you enjoyed TFA...

>>81239213
Not really. What does that have to do with anything?

>>81239213
Most of the planet enjoyed TFA, does that bother you, buddy? Does it bother you that only your hugbox hates it?

>>81239247
the internet is killing you

>>81239281
Literally what the fuck are you talking about?

>>81239405
it means every moment you spend defending RLM on 4chan, you're dying

>>81239134
No anon, don't you see? Family is a fruitless endeavor. A well rounded human being is someone who enjoys YouTube videos.

>>81237336
for you it might not be success..but other people it might be...

>>81239494
It's not even about defending RLM. Are you too fucking autistic to understand how a conversation works?

>>81238610
>this level of idiocy exists in the world

so every single review of every single entertainment is an ad?

>>81239568
Are you too retarded to get off the internet and have a life that doesn't revolve around Mike & Jay?

>>81239651
Are you too retarded to get off the internet and have a life that doesn't revolve around critiquing Mike & Jay on /tv/?

>>81239504
How much of a salty virgin are you? Be honest.

>>81233006
You're a big reviewer

>>81239689
I'm the person lauding family values. You're the one going full fedora with your Sistine Chapel and other pretty picture worship.

It's clear who the real virgin is here.

>>81239744
>It's clear who the real virgin is here.
Yes.

Yes it is.

[spoilers-]It's both of you btw[/spoiler]

>>81239680
Your artistic achievement needs to be changed, big daddy.

>>81239744
>everyone is the same person
"Lauding family values" is as virgin as you can go. You assume there is some objective criteria for them. There isn't.

Also, I highly doubt you could ever create 1/50th of the masterpiece that Michelangelo could. Go fuck off.

How large is Mike's penis?

>>81239845
>objective criteria for them. There isn't
marxist scum gtfo

>>81239801
I'm not a virgin, kiddo. I'm also not that family values autist

>>81239864
Do you know what Marxism even is? No, family values change over time. You one of those silly Foundationalists? Just as bad as Presuppositionist, with the low IQ of Mormons

>>81236758
that bulge concerns me

>Jack Packard is the only RLM to have descendants in 2200

Why are these RLM threads always so autistic and pathetic? They always just turn into a bunch of losers posturing and pretending their not as big of losers as the other losers they're arguing with.

>>81239934
>that samefag who keeps spamming about RLM having kids and Christian values

>>81239993
He's just doing it for the (you)s. Ignore him.

>>81230379
>especially her face
Yes her face looks A LOT better in the show

>>81227020
April first was two days ago, faggot. Were you too busy sucking dick?

>>81239993
>that samefag who keeps spamming about having NO values (or kids) at all

>>81239880
Prove it.

>>81239845
Yes.. good goys.. single mothers with children from 4 different men is as objectively good as a stable two parent household!

>>81227020
He's the owner.

>>81227121
What are you doing, OP? I bet this sounded like a great idea in your head.

>>81227020
Is this like the time anon pretended to know what their release schedule was going to be?

>>81235853
You sound troubled. What is your top 5 nostalgia critic videos?

is Bauman (((Bauman)))? that surname is...

>>81240146
It's like it in the sense that it's equally autistic and a giant waste of everyone's time, yes.

>>81237046
t. wagecuck

>>81240146
>release schedule
Here's what they've done so far in 2017.

Jan 1 - 7
Two videos. Mr. Plinkett Responds and Nerd Crew.

Jan 8 - 14
Two videos. True Stories re:View and Fuck You It's January 2017.

Jan 15 - 21
Zero videos.

Jan 22 - 28
Two videos. HitB 122 and Nerd Crew 2.

Jan 29 - Feb 4
Zero videos.

Feb 5 - 11
One video. BotW 48. I'll throw out the Richard Hatch video since it's 2011 footage and more of a bonus thing.

Feb 12 - 18
One video. Starship Troopers re:View.

Feb 19 - 25
One video. BotW: Carnosaurs 2, The Skateboard Kid 2, and Future Zone.

Feb 26 - Mar 4
Zero videos.

Mar 5 - Mar 11
One video. HitB 123.

Mar 12 - Mar 20
One video: BotW 50.

Mar 21 - Mar 27
One Video: HitB 124.

Mar 28 - Mar 30
One Video: Nerd Crew 3.

Mar 31 - Aor 3
Re:View: Horse Ninja

This averages out to 1 video a week. There were three weeks (not in a row) where they released no videos, but two of those three weeks were preceded by a week where they put out two new videos (and one where it was sandwiched between two weeks of two videos).

Ultimately, I think one video a week is fine for them.

>>81240089
You act like only two realities exist, either you have a 2 parent household or a destructive single parent one. You realize that there is no actual data that says a child MUST be raised by two parents, right? For fucks sake, they can be gay for all the kid will care. Just don't beat them and raise them to be unfeeling monsters. Just love your kids.

Or don't have kids if you choose not to, there is literally nothing wrong with being happy and childless.

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>t-the videos aren't even monetized

RLM is fucked. They're already losing the culture war. They aren't the faces of Star Wars anymore.

All that shit talking and Campea and crew are still on top.

>>81240394
>Campea
whom

>>81240289
Yes, unfortunately.

His family aren't practicing Jews though.

>>81240043
I have values, I am just not a retard to those that don't want kids. How little do you have going for you where "having kids" is your go-to accomplishment?

>>81240371
>literally nothing wrong with being happy and childless
tell that to the lonely, dying spinster that is your inevitable future

>>81240305
I don't think you know what a wagecuck is.

>>81235390
White dudes that vote Democrat are so fucking pathetic
And they know it too

>>81240446
i'm saying that all "accomplishment" is utterly empty without reproducing you deluded idiot

>>81240478
I'm getting married, anon...my fiance wants kids. I don't care who wants kids or not. Plenty of successful people without children. What is your fucking problem?

>>81240371
>there is literally nothing wrong with being happy and childless.
>t. angry delusional spinsterina

>>81240539
Again, overpopulation.

>>81240394
>All that shit talking and Campea and crew are still on top.
Well yeah. They're "on top" because Campea and his cronies can easily be bought by studio gifts.

>>81240547
You are trying far too hard

>>81240580
Again, obliteration.

>I will allow the spawn of AIDSmoby to inherit the earth.

>>81240620
Uh huh...

>>81240394
>They aren't the faces of Star Wars anymore.
No, they're the new MST3K. Those guys you posted are just disney shills.

>>81240702
>my genetic line, from the beginning of life on Earth to now, ends with me because Al fucking Gore told me I didn't belong here.

maybe you SHOULD end yourself

how do people know if Jay monetized his troll videos or not (not a youtuber or aspiring youtuber)

>>81240358
>Ultimately, I think one video a week is fine for them.
Why? You think the quality of their videos would noticably suffer if they released 1.5 videos a week?

>>81240785
>just literally contribute to the doom of your own species, kust like ever extinct dumb fuck animal before you who couldn't stop fucking, by reproducing even against the best interest of your own species because some Christian conservatives convinced dumb enough retards with little talent and fulfillment in their own lives to pop out little turds they will barely raise to prevent "muh degeneracy"

>>81240872
>I will will wipe myself out for the sake of everyone else
literal anti-life cuck

>>81240580
So what? The weak will die in the inevitable food shortages and the strong will survive.

If you existed 500 years ago you'd shrug and go "Again, disease and famine. Why would I bring a child into this world?"

Unfortunately your bloodline didn't vanish 500 years ago.

>>81240785
>BLARRHHHH AL GOREEE REEEEE FUCK THE PLANET
we deserve to all die off. Too late now. How many warning signs do you get to ignore before we just call it quits?

>>81240872
Your child could be the next great thinker, or inventor, or humanitarian, or leader.

Why do you have such a bleak outlook on your hypothetical child? Is it because you think you'd be a shitty parent? If you admire art so much, don't you think your child would admire it just as much?

You millennial nihilists are so depressing.

>>81240945
There wasn't close to 9 billion people on the planet 500 years ago...

There will be 10 billion within the decade...
15 billion in a little over 20 years...

Why are you so autistic about this?

>>81240872
>I am a materialist
>I believe the sole purpose of life put forth by biology and demonstrated by every species since its inception evolution is not worth pursuing

are people this stupid? literally one of the few areas these people can agree on is that the purpose of life is to reproduce

>>81241000
>high schoolers first existential crisis

You'll get over it.

>>81240944
You realize that you are smaller than your own species, right? If you work against the best interest of your own species, how are you helping?

>>81241061
you have bought into the lie that you are nothing but a cog in the machine instead of something greater, anon.

>>81241087
Someone go tell all the niggers in Africa they've figured out the purpose of life

>>81241093
>you'll get over genuine concern for things that matter and just breed like a retard nonthinking machine

>>81241087
Again, overpopulation...

>>81227062
>this kind of creepy shit is what drove Jessi off the show and back behind the camera
Good job, lads.

>>81241126
they have. thats the fucking problem. the west has become so blind to it that they think, "gee, the possible extinction of my genetic line isn't worthy of concern." which is why the dumb africans will be here in and europeans won't

>>81241121
>you aren't just a cog in the machine
>now go and only have one purpose in life as a biological cog in a machine

>guess i'll just give up before we move into the solar system & galaxy because...global warming (not because I'm a disgusting manchild "married" to muh Jessi folder)

>>81241061
You deciding to have children doesn't solve the overpopulation problem.

The problem is that there will be too many black bodies in the future. You need to ensure the future of mankind by having healthy, smart, thoughtful children.

>>81241230
>>>/pol/
My wife is black, Steve.

>>81241126
In 1,000 years the planet will be a beautiful, utopian garden filled exclusively with black and brown people - all because white people like you decided they would rather watch YouTube videos and wallow in self pity than actively shape the future.

>>81241324
At least you're doing your part to improve the black race.

>>81232448
you do know what is in those videos, right?

>>81241385
cuck porn?

>>81241344
do you honestly believe this? Those same black and brown people will also now have the sole ownership of every fucking bomb ever produced by cultured white societies, without any of the restraint or natural ability to curb violence. Mass Extinction event in the making.

>>81241059
>if you don't want children
>you are a nihilist millennial

>>81241423
truth

>>81241408
roflmao

>>81241423
No, but if you claim you don't want children because you're pessimistic about the future then yes, you're a nihilist millennial.

>>81241417
>>>/pol/

Go there and kill yourself.

>>81241464
Then you didn't pay attention to this entire "conversation" you illiterate faggot.

>>81241475
truth hurts, eh friend?

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Is this a good way to catch Jay?

>>81235390
oh no someone has a political opinion

>>81241549
the spaces in the net are to big, he could slip right out

>>81241539
>cultured white societies
>preventing extinction
>if da blacks get a hold of the planet
>they will release all the bombs!
>""""truth""""
Kek, whatever you say my delusional teenaged friend.

>>81241549
i seriooulsy lol

(my tyopos seem like i'm being and asshoile but you have amused me. I now feel better about not reproducing.)

>>81231935
What? Mike is way more forgiving towards Max's fuck ups.

>>81241600
any more delusional then believing blacks will create a garden paradise? Ever see an image of Haiti from space? Not what I'd call great management of natural resources

>>81241676
Name a single thing Max ever did wrong that was beyond just being annoying a little?

>>81241676
That's EXACTLY what (((Jay))) wants you to think

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>>81241417
>natural ability to curb violence

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>>81227062

>>81241690
No you are right! What an argument, I should just walk around calling blacks subhuman niggers and have image macros of crime stats and maybe one of those skull sizing pictures to make it clear to everyone that ever black that has ever existed makes me fucking piss my pants with rage. Maybe even cry about white genocide while I'm in the mood.

>>81241722
Max himself or the movies he's worked on? Max seems like an alright guy, if a little too Californian.

mike if you're somehow reading this, make babies with jessi.NOW. It's pretty much already too late but just do it. holding out for the chance of editing black panther 3 isn't worth it. Jay also please find some cool lesbo to impregnate.

>>81241549
I missed OC in these threads

>>81241781
Got it, I'm a horrible person. Doesn't really refute the resource management issue, though.

>>81241690
In 1,000 years? Absolutely.

Black crime and dysfunction are primarily products of white interference and wealthy inequality. Remove white people and transition to a fair, socialist society and black society will be as civilized as the best of whites.

Racist.

>>81241987
>white interference and wealthy inequality
jesus christ

>>81241975
It wasn't really an argument that convinced me to despise an entire race of people.

>>81242023
>criminality is not a complex and multi-faceted issue
>it's because they black
Right

>>81242164
>complex and multi-faceted
jesus christ

>>81242092
>pointing out a difference in behavior
>logical conclusion is genocide

where was that that assertion put forth? I don't despise blacks, I think they're different. I think all races possesses differences in behavior, a belief held by well, only about every culture that ever existed before the last one hundred years. Blacks are a victim, but not of white oppression, but globalization. they are forced to perform against a set of evolutionary behaviors they (correctly) developed over the course of countless generations. Solution's segregation, and no interracial support

>>81242255
>blacks have evolutionary behaviors different from whites
>segregation is the answer
>inter-mixing, despite every field of modern biology, genetics and science in general explaining why this is a good thing for a species
>is bad
You are an anti-science, pseudo-intellectual piece of shit hiding his lowkey racism under some mental gymnastic

I take it especially personal because as a person in a mix raced marriage, I find autists like you disgusting.

>>81242198
Do you have a very juvenile concept of crime?

>>81242401
My fantasy doesn't involve the eventual elimination of a race of people, but fine. I honestly don't mean to cause offense, believe what you may, but I also refuse accept a modern understanding of race that i can find no evidence for. Or that the end result of cosmopolitanism is the destruction of a culture.

>>81242696
You literally don't have a fucking clue what you are even talking about and I am going to chalk it up to poor education.

>>81242696
For instance, you need a class on genetics if you think race mixing is a negative. The rest of your "muh culture" autism is just parroting dumb ethno-nationalism bullshit that I am sick of hearing.

nobody else is voluntarily killing their genetic line except for "smart" middle class western whites. you're not solving overpopulation, just assuring that you have no future

>>81242833
Why do people feel the need to spew out their uninformed opinions about genetics or biology?

>>81242919
>uninformed
This. Do these people not read TIME and NYT

>>81227062
Nigga stop lying to yourself. The moment that bitch takes it off that whole chest is gonna collapse like 9/11.

>>81243078
FYI it's a fake foto

>>81243067
What a cheecky cunt. Or, just read an actual genetics book?

Not all of us are dumb enough to get our "factual information" from Breitbart.

>>81243119
keep dying smart ass

>>81243154
That didn't even make sense

>>81243110
But in general, that's how corsets work. Look at all them fat bitches at Renn Faire.

>>81243187
maybe youre too dumb to have babies

>>81243216
>fat bitches at Renn Faire
please note these are the best to babyify you nerds

Oh fugg not my virtual friends :O

>>81243225
Right, it's me. I'm the dumb one. Why can't I be a big brainiac like you and parrot obviously factual /pol/ memes?

>>81243317
>parrot
i created the /pol/ memes. i also write the songs that make the young girls cry

>>81243283
I don't know what you meant by that. Can you reword it?

>please don't tell me that my RLM threads are a waste of my life force. That's just a /pol/ lie.

>I-I'm saving the world from overpopulation. Why no, I've never heard of China.

>China's population makes my noble sacrifice irrelevant? I didn't read THAT obvious Russian lie in the NYT.

>>81243626
>>81243681
Holy fuck, what is the argument here samefag? That China doesn't have population issues? Are you really this retarded?

>>81243735
I can't read for shit

>>81243681
>obvious Russian lie
Yes, it's a conspiracy when every intelligence agency in the country is investigating Russian links within Trump's cabinet but it is a hardline FACT that Podesta runs a child sex empire in an invisible basement beneath a pizzeria on a hunch and them using the word "pizza" in an email.

My mistake, how can I compete with that airtight logic?

>>81242726
>>81242797

Fine, I hear you. Perhaps I am wrong. Perhaps I do need more education. Regardless, I apologize if i caused any offense.

>>81243756
Can you?

>>81243809
>investigating
call me when some results come in. until then, it's a smear, brock

>>81243852
Yes.

>>81243855
>it's a smear!
>already found evidence of Russian IPs hacking American servers
>Wikileaks show Russian involvement in election
>Trump sacks Flynn for unauthorized talks
>Flynn is begging for immunity to testify
>Trump's financial investment with the Russian government contract deals he made at the end of 2016
Yeah, look at all this "nothing"

What a faggot you must be. Would you call the sky red if liberals called it blue?

>>81243855
>call me when some results come in.
So, are you uninformed, willfully ignorant or retarded?

>>81243963
>Nobody cared about Russia until I won the election

>>81244032
Do you have anything aside from baseless allegations?

I'll wait.

>>81244133
>baseless
Holy shit, so it is denial then?

>>81244165
Still waiting.

>>81244184
I just gave a brief overview of what the evidence is, I don't have time to go over it in detail, this shitty thread is about to archive.

You sound like you are letting your bias prevent you from looking at the real evidence

>>81244249
>real evidence
lol

>>81244249
>the real evidence
the partisan accusations

>>81244268
Indulge me, give me one real reason you think there isn't evidence...

Give me something that isn't just "I refuse to listen to liberals out of principle for muh partisanship" or something equally autistic.

Republicans run every level of government and these investigations are still happening.

thread is lingering with no real evidence against trump. loser.

>>81244350
>there isn't evidence
prove a negative

>>81244315
>PODESTA IS RUNNING A SEX DUNGEON
>HILLARY IS GONNA START WW3!!!
>JEWISH WORLD GOVERNMENT!!
>DEATH PANELS!!!
>9/11 CONSPIRACY!!!
>oh but those are just partisan accusations and I won't give them any attention despite whatever evidence you bring, after all, I am a logical person.

>>81244350
>investigations are still happening
investigations are evidence
you are a moron

>>81244387
No, I wasn't asking you to prove a negative, I was asking you to explain to me why you outright dismiss the argument in the first place.

>>81244402
>my stupid conspiracy theories are better than yours
kys

>>81244415
Great rebuttal. Doesn't change the fact that there is evidence of Russian interference.

>>81244435
YOU HAVE NO PROOF, DUMBFUCK