No Single Policy

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>>81226831
>try talking to the cinema guard as he escorts you out for trying to sneak into the theater without providing your thumb prints
>he says he's just there to do his job and that you should go to the assigned friend meetings if you desired a conversation

Why do people have to include there fucking face in every photo they take?

>>81227653
Vanity and narcissism are nurtured traits these days.

Forgot his falcon?

>>81227653
>>81227730
He's posting to people who presumably know him. He's doing a funny face. Stop being such autists.

>>81227808
Or his anvil wasn't regulation sized

>>81228058
Vanity.

>>81226831
wut is this actually true ? I wanted to go see logan for that cutie pie I see everywhere on /tv/ ??

>>81227653
>there

Kill yourself.

>>81226831

once, I went to the alamo draft house to see "IT Came From beneath the Sea" I was basically by myself. Got Fish & Chips. Pretty comfy time I had.

>>81227653
probably because the photographer was trying to surreptitiously capture what was happening, using taking a selfie as an excuse

it would be kinda shitty if he just stood up and blatantly pointed his phone at the poor dude being escorted out, no?

>>81226831
Is there seriously a policy against single people in cinemas in some places?
why?

>>81228245
This, you fucking autismos

>>81228283
People who go to the kinoplex alone are most likely mass murderers.

>>81228283
because its kinda shady and seen as a security hazard

also extremely pathetic

>>81228206
>not eating octopus while watching ICFBTS

otherwise 10/10, would watch movies with you tbqh

>81228312
>because its kinda shady
How?
>also extremely pathetic
how?

to the people who prefer watching movies with others: why?

why would you ever go to the movies without your buddies ? like what's the end goal ?

>>81228526
Now that the dust has settled, what did anon mean by this?

>>81228526
>>81228508
fun

>>81228583
But the person in OP's pic is a male

>>81228576
How is it fun?
It's not some coalescent experience where the sensory input of the movie is heightened by the addition of more people. YOU are the only one experiencing it. Someone being next to you doesn't change what is projected from the screen.

And honestly if you're referring to the post-viewing, "whoa did you see that part?' "Yeah dude that was so cool!" as fun, you belong elsewhere.

>>81228619
he's OP's girlfriend (male)

>>81228619
did you just assume xir's gender?

look at the eyebrow movement, only a cock sucker would do that

>>81228312
>anon has never had free time before lunchbreak and gone to see a movie instead of just going home.

Your limited life experience is showing.

>>81228645
>And honestly if you're referring to the post-viewing, "whoa did you see that part?' "Yeah dude that was so cool!" as fun, you belong elsewhere.
Yeah, you're right. Chatting with friends sucks ass.

>>81228189
What is it with redditers and their obsession with grammar?

Edit: there

>>81227653
Well, this photo is kinda controversial so it's pure vanity.

>>81228728
*they're

>>81228526
>like what's the end goal ?
Getting something to eat and drink after while discussing life. Maybe buying something if the theater is in a mall.

>>81227808
>>81228069

i am pretty sure he skipped cinema shower. I hope he gets executed

>>81228245
Whats he gonna do?
He is being escorted out by anti terrorist commando
You might as well flip him off and yell something about his mother

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>>81226831

OP was put in gulag for homosex propaganda

Everybody go on, nothing to see here

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>he doesn't take selfies whenever something interesting happens
"omg anon, why do you never take photos of yourself? have you ever changed your profile pic?"

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>>81228583
This image was 100% accurate when it was created, but now we're in a time where every normalfag desires that same vain "I'm important" attention.

>>81226831
this guy was arrested for being an arab
it happened few hours ago in Saint-Petersburg after the explosion in metro

>>81228132
Not everyone is so ugly they're filled with constant shame.

>>81228960
instagram has revolutionised the world, it's great!
#selfie #internetpostinglol #trollingXD #postoftheday #cashmeoutside #lovemondays

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>>81228583

>>81228960
jim_burying_his_career.jpg

>>81228308
I went to the cinema alone once and got taken out and questioned by the police half way through. It turned out that the hysterical bitch selling tickets thought I looked like a murderer who'd been mentioned on the news. I checked the news and couldn't find any description of the guy. The bitch just looked at me and thought, he's a murderer.

>>81229149
damn son, you should sue for harassment

>>81229040
narcissism.

>>81228308
How can you enjoy the complexity and and depth of, let's say, BvS Dawn of Justice with a girl trying to touch you all the time?

>>81229204
uglyism

>>81227653
he only took the photo as an excuse to a pic of himself
if it wasn't able to be caught on selfie mode he wouldn't have captured it.

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R•E•M•E•M•B•E•R

The no single policy allows singles if they bring their lap elephant!

>>81226831
>Failing penis inspection
>Thinking you can get in.

Fucking entitled movie watchers these days

>>81228960
Before numales, it was true.

Singlets need to fuck off from the movies.
The movies are a social occasion.
Literally no reason for you to go alone and embarrass yourself.
Just wait for the dvd and save us all the trouble.

>>81229384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dvcxiF_px4

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>>81229323
It allows single FEMALES to bring their lap elephant. Trust me, I brought mine to Logan and they wouldn't let me past the concessions area until my "girlfriend shows up with her ticket." Fucking joke.

>>81226831
Wait. This is actually a thing in the land of the free?

>tfw losers smoke in front of the cinema and stinks the place up

why are smokers so fucking cancer and delusional in thinking everyone wants to smell their shit?

>>81229323
>2012+2+3
>still not having a falcon license so that you can bypass the nsp
shake my fucking head

>>81229323
>>81229471
tsao reddito

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>>81229515
>2017
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but it kills you

And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's addicting!!!

It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel

>>81229550
this post gave my eyes cancer

>>81229550
if somebody smoked near I'd probably knock his teeth out lol

>>81229550
>>81229515
>>81229632
Where I live, public smokers are arrested on sight. Everyone vapes now anyway.

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>>81229632
>lying on the internet

>>81229550
you stink 24/7 lmao

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>smoke in designated smoking area
>autist gets upset at the smoke
Who was in the wrong here?

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>tfw you keep failing the penis inspection

It's not fair damnit! Anyone tried buying a fake dick at a sex shop or something?

>>81229750
>designated smoking area

Do those still exist in the 1st world?

>>81229550
>why are people bullying me for smoking wtf
>I'm cool as fuck, I don't stink at all
>great opening line
>I would totally know what to do with my hands without having a smoke in hand

>>81229802
>enter restaurant
>ashtray on table
I sure wonder what the significance behind it is

Is no singles policy always a thing?

>>81229632
>>81229652
>>81229694
>>81229814
>redditors getting baited by old as fuck pasta

no wonder this place is shit

>>81228058
i want people like you to fucking die off

>>81229802
Eastern Europe is not first world

>>81229755
Just wrap a twenty round it. Usually works for me.

>>81226831

https://youtu.be/JBx-vydxfKU

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>>81229750

The canadians, they were assaulting him with a deadly weapon

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>It's another "/tv/r9k/ dank memes" episode

Even reddit is more fun than this place right now

>>81229802
Yes there's enclosed areas in cities where only smokers are allowed

>>81227653
it's way fucking easier to sneakily take a pic of someone if you pretend you are taking a selfie
if you just point the phone at someone and take a pic the chances are they realize what you are doing

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>>81230026

>>81228583
Does anyone have the dutch painters version?

>>81228960
Have you thought about my cock today?

>>81228960
who's in the coffin and what did they mean to carrey?

>tfw always wear the ceremonial occultist robes
>cinema guards, penis inspectors, and mind detectives always skip me

Amazing what good dressing for the occasion can do!

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>>81228960
>slams coffin lid down
>do NOT go in there!

They are practically telling you to go home and torrent the piece of shit that you were about to watch.

>>81230553
Public safety is more important than the bottom line.

>>81227653

>Why do people have to include there fucking face in every photo they take?

I used to do this but I got so many likes and comments that my inbox filled up. Hate it when girls like my post just to talk to me online.

BAKA

#toohumble4socialmedia
#dontwanttheattention

>>81230400
Cathriona White, his ex-girlfriend.
I just googled Jim Carrey funeral.

>>81230400

His psychotic ex-girlfriend, killed herself because she couldn't be with Jim or something along those lines.

>>81229323
Why is that elefant's ear hole in the side of his head not behind his ear flap

>>81227653
for proof they were actually there. anyone could post the picture if it didnt contain his face and claim it

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>>81228583
>not this version

>>81226831

circlejerk aside

I like coming in on tuesday mornings if it's my day off.

Pretty comfy having the theater to mostly yourself and a few polite middle aged people and seniors.

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>>81230746
>not this version

>>81229904
Will try, thanks bro

>>81229652
people who vape are the worst, THE WORST

>>81228283
It's yet another /tv/ meme. It's not as insufferable and tired as the other ones, though.

>>81230746
>white "males" - Females

>>81230045
Yeah, hit me up with one of those hilarious bane threads senpai, they're so much better

>>81227653
I'm more annoyed by the retarded thing he's doing with his eyebrows.

I've been going to movies by my self for 15 years. No singles policy is a meme, I've never been looked at weird or made fun of.

>>81230746
>Dragoncock dildos <<<<< horsecock dildos
Objective fact

>flat animoo grill
DFC fans are known pedos.

>Kbar without muzzle ring and pommel latch plate
Pure poseur faggotry

>M4 w/ collapsing stock and ACOG sight
Legit

>JD
Decent.

With a 2/5 rating this "male" rates somewhere between a fucking faggot and an extreme fucking faggot.

The female is merely doing as females do.

>>81228728
>calling helpful life-advice anon a redditer
Kill yourself.

>>81231869
thank god you're educating all the retards and people who've been on /tv/ for less than five minutes, whatever would we do without you?

>>81232042
>getting reverse baited

>>81230613
>>81230672
So did she give him aids or did he get it from her?

>>81229875
Im sorry you're ugly lmao

>>81226831>>81228976
>be in America
>cinema guard arrests you for being an unaccompanied white male

>be in Russia
>homo police arrests a man behind you for not being white enough

Can't make this shit up

>>81231833
>people can't make funny faces

when did you die inside anon?

>>81232216
The problem is how disingenuous it is. No you cocksucker, you aren't actually puzzled by this, you're just putting on a face for the camera.

>>81232073
>I was merely pretending to be retarded!!!

grow up

>>81231833
Yeah fucking expressions
They really confuse me, coping with aspergers is hard

Last movie I saw alone was C. American TWS.

My gf at the time had work and couldn't go

Turns out she was getting fucked by every dude in town.

>>81227730
>>81226831
They're checking all middle-eastern looking dudes today because of the subway bombing.

>>81230208
seconding this request

>>81226831
It actually says the guy is getting kicked out for looking arab

>>81232719
>Turns out she was getting fucked by every dude in town.
Oh hey, when you see her tell her she left her collar here.

>>81229149
If this really happened than it is incredibly insulting.
What a world we are living in.

For those who don't understand:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscow_theater_hostage_crisis

>>81232969
Fucking Chechens. Sons and daughters of Europeans who rolled over for the muzzie cock and learned to like it.

>>81228960
JC

>>81228526
to take notes if i think the movie is good enough

>>81229088
wait so did they actually dub every instance of 'philosopher's stone' with 'sorcerer's stone' throughout the film or was it just the title? Did they replace them in the book too?

>>81232267
Did you figure that out on your own

>>81228283
>>81228308
This. They don't have their designated shooter license either typically.

>>81228526
I do this when there is one week left before the movie is removed from being shown in my theater.

Really comfy having a whole theater to myself. Also, my friends are those type people that like to talk during the movie.

>>81230137
>implying taking a selfie right in front of someone is any less conspicuous

He should've known. Almost got caught myself not too long ago. Might as well share the story
>Be single wadgecuck in a town full of them
>Decide to open a underground theater in a backyard with a projector and pirated movies.
>Charge absurd amount on tickets but unlike the other theaters this one was singles friendly.
>Despite the prices word spread and made so much cash.
>Start doing it full time
>Couples and uber normies get word of it
>Send in the swat team
>Complete lock down happens no mercy on anyone
>Knew this day would come and had a contingency plan
>Went underground and fled the State through connections
>Changed identity as I am still I wanted man
And That's why I can never go back to New Jersey

>>81227653
Anon, "there" is a location or place. "Where is it? It is there"

"their" is someone's thing. "Who's is it? It is theirs"

English is my third language btw, what's your excuse?

>>81228526
Some people don't have any friends kek

>>81229323
That's precious. I want one of those.

>>81229632
I'd stomp the dogshit out of you if you so much as looked at me funny, you little wimp.

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>>81228870
How can European leaders even compete?

>>81229875
People who procreate don't die off

>>81229243
how do I upvote this?

>>81235905
Delusional narcissism.

>>81228526
To see a movie without your dipshit friends giving a fucking running commentary of what they think of every fucking scene.

does anyone have the one of the black guy taking a selfie with a weird looking white dude hoping he won't get shot when shit hits the fan

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>>81226831
>no single policy
Is this a thing?

>>81236257
It was a kneejerk reaction to theater shootings. In which theaters feel you're less likely to commit a crime as a group than by yourself.

Which is funny because I'm waiting for some enterprising group of Muslim kids to all buy a ticket for a different movie together and then just blow themselves up in a theater

>>81236139
Nope demonstrable fact. Personally I think this selfie shit is gayer than AIDS but social people who fuck more like it.

>>81227653
oh god, I just realized I havent taken a picture of myself in the last 6 years.

>>81236315
Does single fee exist too or it's just a meme?

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>the way the normgroids stare at him with disgust

>>81235146
But would you ever want to!?
hyuk hyuk hyuk

>>81228283
No lol, the dudes clearly a drug dealer or something

>>81228526
First time I saw 300 was with 12 of my buddies, I liked it so much I saw it twice more alone just for shits.

>>81226831

>plebs unironically thought that this was a meme

>>81229993

This is underrated. Sorry it never took off. Maybe when neo-/tv/ rolls around in a few years

>>81237161
It's killin me right now

>>81233044
Long live NOXCHICHYO of ICHKERIA!

>>81235146
whom will play you in the inevitable bioflick?

>>81228960
There's something about seeing JC down that makes me rather sad.

>>81228283

>being this new

>>81232011
>M4

It's probably a semi auto AR-15, not an M4.

>>81228728

What is it with /tv/ cucks calling everyone Redditors?

>>81230045
>Even reddit is more fun than this place right now

Well fuck off to Reddit then, faget.

>>81228583
numales should be gassed too

>>81229224
>, let's say,

My fucking sides.

>>81230045
You have to you know

>>81226831
thanks and uh have fun

http://vocaroo.com/i/s00o2mOXBONn

>>81241049
kek

My theater (I call it that because I "own" the theater as a regular) doesn't have a singles policy but the little shits that work there make fun of me all the time when I show up alone.

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>>81237574
Whomst*
Learn your language

>>81226831
>no single policy
what the hell is a no single policy

>>81241729
>I bet he doesn't even know about the showers either

>>81227400

>tfw this greentext will be our reality in 5 years.

>>81228283

A single man going to the movies is like a single man in a trench coat loitering in public parks.

Maybe he just enjoys parks...but he's still giving everyone the creeps.

>>81228583

It is no longer 2010 anon.

Men do this too now.

>>81227653
>t. mutant fag born without a face

I have only been to the movies once by myself. I was 15 years old. It was the mid 90's. I was in my room when I heard my parents arguing. I stuck my ear to the door and learned they were arguing about me. My mum had learned how to look up our browsing history and she was shocked and disgusted by what she found. It was all mine, and she was demanding my father confront me and that I get sent to a psychiatrist etc. He was telling her just to leave it alone and not make a big deal of it etc.

I basically had to walk out of my room, through the room they were fighting in and make a rush for the front door.

I didn't know what to do, so I just went to a movie. Walked in to Men In Black near the end of the opening chase scene.

>>81242505
Well, what kind of tame stuff were you looking at that upset her?

>>81234970
they redubbed the lines

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE GREENTEXTS

YOU AUTISTS

>>81226831
>try to break no singles policy
>get caught every time
>get sentenced to the fart dungeon
>mfw I secretly enjoy it