Movie bob DESTROYS GHOST IN THE SHELL REMAKE

>>81224747
Literally the Leonard Filmore of movie reviewers

chronic self promotion is killing internet communities as everything is hollowed out and turned into a series of personality cults

if you like these or like to dislike them, you're a faggot.

More like movie blob.

that fat fucking neckbeard, jesus, how can you look at it?

Nah Hollywood ruin this movie because it doesn't trust anime story telling. So it has to interject it's on cliche version.

>>81224747
>Scarlet Johansson
>hot

aside from that, i agree

>this character is white
>this character is japanese
remember when we were the racists?

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>>81224747
>giving a white role to a Jew is "White washing"

blablablalablublublublublublublub~ bob

>>81225016
The a stage person considers Jews to be white and doesn't differentiate between that so your point is meaningless

>>81225010
Cross-racial identities are pretty fucking racist and globalist. I wouldn't want a white samurai anymore than I'd want a chink cowboy or black crusader.

>>81225061
*average

>>81224747
>ecelebs

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Remember that this is the guy who lectured gamers about eating healthy and not being a stereotypical fat slob.

Buy an ad for your pleb trash, /v/

>>81225061
But still, it's white people being hated on because a Jew is getting paid.

>>81224747

Let me guess

It was the jocks. Just another step in the stupifecation of America, this movie is Trump. We should round up all inferiors and gas them. I fought in the SMB3 wars.

>>81224747
>white wash
Die in a fire

>>81224747
This fat smark finna seething

He needs to

Hit the weights
Take a shower
Seek sunlight
And have sex

>>81224747
reported for advertising you fat faggot

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>>81224747
>Movie bob DESTROYS GHOST IN THE SHELL REMAKE

Not a hard thing to do.

>>81225159
>I fought in the SMB3 wars.

*my personal vietnam flashbacks intensify*

>>81224747
>Meet a friend for dinner
>Ask if she wants to see this
>'Oh I've never heard of it... Wait that wasn't the one that did all the whitewashing did it?'
Fucking sjw memes

>>81224747
Replace white with the equally factual Jew and people would have a hissy fit.

It's a fucking Hollywood remake. Of course it will have Hollywood actors. The problem is the mediocre writing and attempts to duplicate iconic '95 shots.

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>>81224747
>Movieblob

>>81225134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydxMzKmB49U

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>>81224747
>makes some valid points
>ends the video claiming WHITEWASH OMG MOVIE SUCKS

opinion discarded, 'critic' discarded, channel discarded, content ignored, thread hidden.

Whitewashing is something Tom Sawyer tricks people into doing to a fence.

I'm more concerned about fucking up the original story than anything else. But glad if failed, even for the wrong reasons

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>>81224747
I THINK THE MOVIE IS SHIT, AS HOLLYWOOD REMAKES NEARLY ALWAYS ARE, BUT NOT BECAUSE THE CAST ISN'T ASIAN

NOW THAT THE SJWS ARE CLAIMING MUH WHITEWASHING I'D RATHER IT MAKE A TRILLION DOLLARS

>>81225069

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yasuke

>>81225159
this is a nice condensation of everything about the fatman

he felt threatened by a 12 second workout montage in that shitty batman movie

>>81224747
>geek.com
Very cool.

>>81225703
You should also die in a fire

>if only some random asian girl (who has to be ugly & fat otherwise sjws and feminists wont accept asian femininity) with no draw was in it
>then it'd be good and a hit

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>>81225775
LISTEN YOU SHITLORD

ONLY WHITES CAN BE RACIST OKAY

>>81225962
>i cant be lacist, thats for kolean dogs whose women we lape!
this shit has gotten so ignorant is worse than russian pogrom pleb thinking

>>81224747
>movie bob
Literally who?
>scarjo white
She's Jewish and a cyborg can't have a race
>caring about what liberals and sjw say
Gtfo
>gits 2017 being bad
Movie was Kino AF, can't wait for 4k bluray
>op isn't a fag.
He is

>>81224747
>Gets diabetes
>Gets fatter
>Want people to pay for Joan health care
Do fat acceptance feminists want to live in a Wall-E society?

>>81224747

All his points are valid,
I thought he would just shout 'whitewashing racists' but he basically paints the movie as so redundant (which it is) that there is no point dwelling on it

>>81224747
I thought the movie was shit but all the people in the comments bitching about whitewashing and removing The Majors sexuality are fucking retarded. The movie wasn't bad because The Major was white, it was bad because they bastardized the story and Scarjo fucking sucks.

>/tv/ insults Bob's appearance to feel better about themselves when he could probably kick the ass of most posters her

Aeon Flux was only bad because they didnt hire a real brunette and blonde-washed it

>>81226102
>>Want people to pay for Joan health care
Who's Joan?

>>81224747
the only thing moviebob is destroying is his fucking arteries

>>81226334
bob, your shoulders can barely lift your arm's fat

>>81224814
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>81224747
Isn't this the guy who didn't go to his grandmothers funeral to play Mario?

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>>81225775
Grace Randolph unironically tried to make this point. First and last video of hers I watch. Why do some people on /tv/ (and 4chan in general) have such shit taste when it comes to watching certain youtube videos/channels?

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Why was the white washing thing ever a problem? Why does a remake have to be 100% accurate to the source material? Did people complain when the US Office didn't star an all British cast too? They're taking their own spin on it.

I mean, it's still trash, but not because of the white washing shit.

>>81226697
>Grace Randolph
dont even know who that is, but for real?

Johanson is the only reason it made what little it did, she is the only reason it even got investors in the first place. Why would a asian girl change any of it

i mean, you could take random jap and make a smaller movie like Dredd, but to say a jap would change this Aeon Flux shit show to something good is quite something

Friendly reminder that this porker made a video criticizing gamers for being unfit and over weight and preached about exercise.

>>81225159
>>81225223
>It ain't me starts to play

>>81226842
>dont even know who that is
that was me yesterday and I was fine, no biggie tho tomorrow I wont remember her face. Someone posted her 'review' in another thread trying to make some sort of point which spawned the second half of my last comment you quoted

>>81226334
At an eating contest maybe

>>81226819
Weebs are irrational retards.

>>81225061
The average person might, but the Jews don't. So uneducated mongs are just being racist to whites again. The studios probably aren't white either.

>>81226819
>Why does a remake have to be 100% accurate to the source material?
the worst part is that she has a caucasian female body in the source material (both the manga and the animated movie) so it adds another layer of retardation.

As to answer your why's its all about attention generating revenue

>>81227222
bitch has blue eyes, wtf

did they want japs in boston in the departed too?

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>>81226819
Haven't seen GitS so I have no idea how it's changed from the original, but for television it's different since they are typically adapting the series to fit with the new country.

>>81226819
weebs get prissy whenever they're reminded that japs draw their anime characters white

>>81227323
>for television it's different since they are typically adapting the series to fit with the new country.
Why can't that be the same for movies? Foreign directors sometimes remake american movies as well, and they don't make the characters american.

>>81225202
>And have sex
You'd sooner be successful telling the earth to spin in a different direction.

>>81227345
Its mainly the wide eyes which comes from Tezuka emulating the art style of Disney comics. And even then the skin tones are the asian yellowy beige not the pinkish beige of Caucasians when coloured in.

>>81224747
this guy is fucking awful to listen to OP

>>81226819
It's just a surface level excuse liberal news sites seem to be making as to why it's bad instead of actually trying to understand and delve into the symbolism of why the original was so great, your typical modern journalist isn't going to have the patience or ability to try and examine that deep and even some fat lardass Youtuber actually managed to explain a few points before regressing into that viewpoint.

>>81224747
Why do all these people say they've made the plot 'a lot less complicated' than the original movie and then proceed to explain a plot that is way more complicated than the original movie?

The original film hasn't got a complex plot. They're 'investigating' the puppet master by chasing binmen, but it gets hit by a car, and then they have a fight over it's body, and it merges with major just before it gets shot. That's it, the entire plot.

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>Doctor Strange
>literally every review is "great visuals and performances, terrible story"
>90%

>Ghost in the Shell
>literally every review is "great visuals and performances, terrible story"
>40%

Really makes you think

>PHRASING

wut

>>81228023
because people cant wrap their head around the concepts of true AI and networking so they removed those from the movie

I opened this thread to say

Who the fuck actually watches "asshole talking into a camera" videos?

I've been on the Internet since 2000 and I don't understand where this bullshit came from

>>81227843
They don't give a shit about the original. I'd wager most of these liberal entertainment pro-bloggers (except for the explicitly le nerdy ones) haven't seen the original, or at least didn't watch it until they wanted to get mad about the remakes casting.

>>81227194
>racist towards whites
What's so bad about that

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>>81224747
I have never gotten through his videos. You would need to enjoy his hi-tempo where he crams every attempt at witticisms into a 6 minute clip. My ADD can't handle it. Yet he has followers.

>>81224814
He will never recover from that senpai.

>>81228439
avgn and bloggers

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>door knob

did he fucking paint a wall of his house green?

>>81228465
is it valid tho? like, the 'we need feminism' fad, its based on the notion that our society is inherently male chauvinistic so misandry is justified because its "fighting the evil", but that just implies that whatever group is in power is evil

>>81228787
yes, he also glued shades to his face

>>81228804
No, it's not needed but complaining about an anime character not being Asian is hardly what I'd call racist

It's bombing?
I hope it does

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>>81228787
Oh my God.

>>81226819
>he says while complaining about every movie/TV show where a black guy appears instead of a white guy

This is what happens when you fatwash your youtube.

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>>81228787

>>81228913
I wouldnt either, but that was not the point of the comment I thought I was replying to, which was
>racism towards whites being bad is questionable

>>81228787
And the doorknob.....and the frame...........and the outlet

>>81228787

Jesus Christ what a fat fucking retard.

>>81229016
that got a chuckle out of me at first, but then I was hit by the realisation that this is gonna be a thing in no time

>>81228456

Yeah it's easy virtue signaling. Same as looking at a game box and saying it's sexist that Mario protects a princess.

>>81224747
>This is what you get when you white wash franchises hollywood

no this is what happens when you cast a lumpy old woman in a shitty remake

>>81224747
>giving this fat retard views

No fuck you

>>81228966
This is not even a real person, it can't be. Somebody tell me I'm looking at the /pol/ edit please.

>>81228966
it's amazing that what was a extreme leftist (Chomsky etc) position on globalization and post-national corporate power is now forbidden

And this guy thinks he's up to standards and "evolving" with the "globalized future economy" because he does videos on youtube about manchild shit

>>81224747
>Moviebob

Why hasn't he eaten himself to death yet?

He could make a livestream event of it or something.

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>>81225016
This

>>81230734
What gets me is that a movie critic working from his basement believes he has an important say in politics.

Can anyone honestly see MovieBob still doing reviews in 10 years? Imagine him doing them when he's 60 still in his basement.

>>81230734
they went from

>"America deserved 9/11 because the people in the world trade center were little Eichmanns"
to
>"dont criticize the global parlament of investors because they're poc queer jews and I profit from their urban left overs (ie I love super mario 3)"

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>>81224747
Reminder that the blob can't stop sucking off marvel.

>>81231026
it's not even that, fine have an opinion

but holy fuck dont act like you're a programmer or your culture is of a 1910s Paris' bohemian modernist scoffing at the rural plebs/ "tech-adjacent". You play nintendo like a child and look like a "People at Walmart" dude

It's an utter hatred to separate himself from people who are very obviously close to him in almost all ways

>>81231049
it takes enormous talent to couple yourself with the most evil in a given conflict with such a rapid rate

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Dude be shilling this thread HAAARD senpai

saged

>>81231483
I want outdated uncultured hicks from the past who never played SMB3 to leave pls

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>>81224747
i had to stop watching the moment i saw two fat slob fucks have a conversation with each other. lardos like these have no right to judge a movie because it didn't follow the manga/anime crap they rub their 3 inch hard dicks to. there's no amount of black clothing that can hide the oily shame that this neckbeard fuck has.

live action ghost in the shell movie: 7/10

>>81231524
Another bump?

Niiiice work, Bob.

saged

>>81231673
I'd love to see what he looks like with the beard and glasses

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>>81231788

>everyones focusing on ZE RACISM WHITEWASHING OY VEY when indeed the movie just sucks either way.
#CTR live and kicking

>>81231852
the image of cosmopolitan sophistication

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>>81224747
had to watch this fat fuck in english class because the teacher was a huge fan

>>81232103
Your teacher sounds cringe as fuck.

>>81224747
Anime characters are generally drawn with white features and skulls

Netflix's Death Note series replaced two japanese characters with black men and nobody cared, but when it was announced that a white actor would play a 3/4 white character, suddenly there was an outrage.

These people do not care about accuracy, they just hate white people

>>81224747
How is this guy so fucking fat but his cheeks seem so gaunt and hollow?

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>>81232425
>White features and skulls
Yeah dude, I know a ton of white people that have disproportionately massive and bulbous craniums.

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saw this in another thread

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>>81224934

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>>81232512

>>81232467
He sucks so many cocks the suction has permanently concaved his cheeks.

>>81232692
i thought this was a picture of chloe grace maytag

>>81224747
Looks like he destroyed the buffet line instead.

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Reminder that this guy threw a fit when he got called out for calling Chechens Christians.

>>81233452
what? today?

do people on /tv/ really watch these fucking faggots

the internet was a fucking mistake

>>81233519
thinks so. He blamed the killing on gays by Chechens on those evil russian christians.

>>81233452
i want this guy to hook up with amy schumer. he's just screams animal fucker.

>>81233452
This is a 1/10 in america.

>>81233452
>this manchild is such a subhuman he thinks starbuck urbanite cliches are cool and wants to include himself with them

>>81227171
>>81227345

>weebs

its SJW who complained you fucking mongoloids

>>81233647
Please give me a source, this seems hilarious. Never heard of this fatty until this thread but i want to laugh at him.

>>81233845
there are weebs as well

sjws rarely ask for more asians (specially asian females). its always for more blacks

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>>81232692

>>81228169

to be fair, critics always fellate the shit out of Marvel

>>81228610
>>81226463
newfags, we've been calling him movieblob since he started making content

>>81233765
10/10*

>>81233966

weebs didnt even want a live action movie to begin with, they know they are cancer and dont want their animu to pander to normies

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>>81233900
ask and you shall receive.

>>81228787
it's a green room, mystery solved.

>>81234099
>"Russia"
what is this jewspeak now with the quotes?

>christofacism
fat fuck thinks germany is ground zero centrism

>>81234099
Wew lad. Almost made me want to subscribe to him on my twitter account i have dedicated to laugh at retarded celebrities but he seems to retweet too much random shit so it wouldn't be worth it.

>>81225749
Woah savage and epic put down big guy!, We'll steer clear of you from now on mr alpha!

>>81234099
Typical americuk can't shut damn mouth, it doesn't matter if your political ideologies are right or left leaning, you're all insufferable.

is it just me or this guy sometimes forces some kind of american accent?

>>81234494
>>81234545
COSMOPOLITAN TECH-ADJACENT

>>81231852
DVON GET THE TABLES

Who is this retarded fat fuck with a speech impediment and why should I care? I'm sick and tired of all these half ass minimal effort green-screen-in-my-kitchen mother fuckers who post videos about everything while having a generic opinion.

>>81233619
tru, it's much better to repost stale memes on a imageboard instead

really makes you think, my kino man. what did I mean by this?

>>81234707
>not posting the YOUAZ A FAGGOTA and Blob answering back with an essay on how mario wouldnt use homophobia

There was a podcast where this gay black man was talking about when he met Moviebob ten years ago and that Moviebob is a cultist that believes Mario is real.

>>81224747
The only times I like him are when he does his "Really That Good" series.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bitnitV078U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD3h_bT0Mfg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcma0bKjJlY

>>81234627
YouTube was a mistake.

Moreover PCs being in every household was the biggest mistake within the last 20 years.

Wasn't this the guy who compared to the unveiling of Super Mario Bros 3 to 9/11, skipped out on his Grandma's funeral, and got fired from his job on Screw Attack because he wouldn't shut the fuck up about Gamer Gate in all of his videos?

>>81234707

Yeah he calls Mario his hero

Disgusting.

>>81224747
>wearing a suit jacket over a "nintendo power" t-shirt

i hate hipsters