The Pinnacle of Hairkino
>not Brad Pitt in Troy
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>tfw receding hairline
>>81224224
>not Brad Pitt in Fury
>not Viggo Mortensen in Eastern Promises
>>81224194
How do I give my barber a quick rundown on to cut my hair like this?
>>81224282
Literally print this picture and bring it to him
>>81224194
i'd like to get fucked by him and rafe
what product do I use to achieve this look? i got the length but the store gel isn't doing the job
>not Brad Pitt in whatever this is
>>81224255
lift weights and go with the Statham
>>81224255
hahahahah
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
zyzzcut
>>81224445
2007tier
How should I ask my barber to cut my hair like this?
>>81224305
That would be embarrassing
>>81224445
Here is him in 2017.
Those steroids really do wonders.
>>81224581
rare zyzz thread
>quote unquote "hairkino"
>>81224242
Russells had hairkino on lock for decades
>>81224369
look for a pomade or hair wax, they offer differing types of holds and varying shines (matte, more wet/slick etc)
>>81224369
Strong hold muk. You're probably using something not strong enough
>>81224497
The strangest thing about that haircut is that there seems to be a lot of effort in it
>>81224670
Both look bad
>>81224194
>>81224369
How do i stop my hair from parting in the middle when pulling this off pls famalams ?
It's always fine in the following hours after applying the stuff but then shit just parts and it's pretty bad
>>81224523
It's completely normal
>fine blonde hair
>literally can't find any product that agrees with my hair
I really want to try this haircut but I feel like I'd look like a turbo autist.
>>81224305
Except dont print it like an autist and just show him the pic on your phone
>>81225075
product, look into hair wax or pomade. stronger holds if your hair is still parting somehow. some are made to be able to be re-styled easily with fingers/comb while others maintain their hold through out the day
>>81225243
>>81225075
sorry hit reply too soon, check whatever product you're using, there is usually a visual guide regarding the type of hold your product has, at least with certain brands
>>81224397
NO WAY FAG
>>81224908
>>81224194
>i have that exact same haircut
>every idiot and chad in the world has it now
i didnt ask for this. just got it because im broke and cut my own hair and it was the easiest to cut while still looking acceptable in public.
>>81224194
>tfw I have wavy hair
Is this hairstyle only popular because men are losing more hair on their sides than their top? Because mine is sorta like this but isnt shaved on the sides
>>81224194
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>>81224581
Isn't he the pinnacle of /fit/ regardless of costa?
reminder that jimmy kicked off the look all the way back in 2010
>>81224282
Tell him you wanna look like a faggot from 2012, he knows what you're talking about
I nominate The Dude.
>>81224581
0% BODYFAT CUNT
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>>81227885
Looks greasy.
>>81225075
>famalams
Hang yourself iFaggot
is it shorter on the back?
i'm growing my hair for about a year(from bald head) from now, never cut it, i can almost tie it completely. it's too big on the back, what should i ask for my barber?
>>81224581
lmao
>>81228192
ask for a blade in your jugular
>>81228192
>u know what kinda cut i want fåm?
>>81224194
his hair reminds me of a spider I used to know
>>81228020
i dont mind when its dudes and if they're qt :3
>>81227931
straight iron, that might seem a bit gay to you, but even male celebs do it to get a specific look.
is this kino?
>>81228449
Lynch is cheating.
>when you see some really fat filipino with that same haircut
>>81224194
That trendy shit is awful. He looked way better in Zodiac.
It's no wonder you don't see a single superstar actor pulling this shit look. Take Ryan Gosling for example. They all have classic heads of hair.
>>81228844
>out of shape people in general with that haircut
STOP
>>81228958
This. some guys have the wrong face shape for this style, in fact this applies to a lot of different styles as well.
Be sure that your face shape can at least pull off a specific look
>>81224369
ask for a young stalin
>>81229221
Can I ask for a "Hitler Youth" insetad?
>>81228020
>swedish jew
>not living in sweden right now
made me think
>>81224194
If you wear this style you are a massive faggot to everyone around you. Well, unless you live in california, or san francisco.
>>81229269
this is pretty common right now
go for a more contrarian, commie look
>>81229276
you can say the same about Joel Kinnaman
>>81225075
Spread the pomade everywhere in your hair with your hands and a brush. Blowdrying it back helps too. You might need hairspray as well.
I gotta say though, a greasy style like that feels annoying as fuck and rarely looks good. Not every hair type can pull it off properly either.
Loki was a freemason.
He has a freemasonic ring. He was part of the cult trying to cover their tracks.
>>81224670
He is ugly. He would look worse with any other haircut. What is this image supposed to tell us? Dont be ugly?
I've always wanted hair like Lorde, but mine's too thin and straight so it never works out unless I spend all night with hair curlers in and even then it's iffy.
>>81230508
Just work with what you got, healthiest solution when it comes to hair
>>81224445
oh wow I remember when people used to have their hair like that
>>81228944
Because grown men don't do trendy shit with their hair unless they're gay or the kind of fags still nightclubbing at 30 with their younger friends in their early 20s.
>>81232434
why is dan so cute, bros?
>look at all these fuckboys still having hair
Rosetti's hair game was bretty good
If you anon's don't have a buzz and you really care about your pretty golden locks, you are a beta fucking numale. period.
>>81225198
dont cut it like that, just comb it back and put the pomade so it's pressed tight on the sides
>>81225198
if you're fat and ugly, don't
>>81232748
statham is pretty fortunate to be able to have such a godlike stubble. your eyes are more drawn toward the stubble than they are towards a receding hairline / balding
>>81232748
still a manlet
>>81232434
What does /tv/ think of The Guest? /fit/ recommended it to me a while back and I fucking loved it. Enjoyable B movie.
>>81224255
still better than balding
Capaldi has pretty cool hair
>not going full cage
>>81233551
I like this look unironically
Just get a buzz or a very low fade.
>>81224255
shave it. Bald is better than balding, and you'll be there soon
>>81233683
You really just have to keep those eyebrows in check, and not wear greasy clothes and you're set
>>81224255
me too pham
literally just buzzed my hair to 7mm today, alternating between "hey this looks pretty good" to "oh god what have i done"
been googling forums where mostly women post to read about how they like men with buzzed hair and how manly and hot it is
i am a pathetic person
thanks for reading my blog
I want to rub my face in her hair.
>>81233683
Post pics
>>81233924
That's not what he said, anon
>>81234033
My bad
>>81233097
My favorite movie of the last 5 years for sure.
Raising Arizona is Nick Cages purest hairkino, only because it's so crazy and every scene it's different
pure white trash perfection
>>81233889
dont worry mate it looks good.
buzzed always looks good on a bloke.
>>81233889
>been googling forums where mostly women post to read about how they like men with buzzed hair and how manly and hot it is
Man you really need to get out more
I've pretty much got hair this long.
Been wearing it in a shoddy knot(emphasis on shoddy), any other style out there?
>>81235626
Yea, cut it and stop looking like a fruity teenager.
>>81235769
I've been thinking about doing it but I've been saving for so long so I'm not sure I'd be able to do it.