>It looks like we have company
>>81221358
>we can do this the easy way or the hard way
>I didn't sign up for this
>>81221398
>it was actually exactly what they signed up for
>>81221358
>I'm getting too old for this.
>>81221398
i did not join the army for this! I joined to get buttfucked in the showers!
what the fuck metal jacket?!
>Let's give them some of their own medicine
>>81221358
>Johnson, you're off this case. It's getting too personal.
>Even though Johnson was told to do the opposite, said Johnson proceeds to solve said case - ending in a tohuwabohu which could have been avoided if he wouldn't be retarded.
>>81221358
>Well at least it can't get any worse
>>81221729
damn, never occured to me before that Naruto is an avatar of Kek through his Sennin powers
>male character enters a cubicle and takes a pee whilst standing over the toilet instead of sitting down
>he grabs his dick starts pissing into the bowl
>he just walks out and washes his hands like nothing happened
>that was plan B
>it's above your pay grade
>I'm going to make sure you never work in this town again
>I love you
>NO! That's what they want us to think
>>81222382
???
>>81222436
>I love you
???
>I've got the DA breathing down my neck