You can now watch chris stuckmanns lost film "julia"here

I'd rather neck myself

>>81216610
but its meme-licious!

>>81216610
You know who you can tell it to

>>81216654
julia's snapped neck?

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KINO
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>>81216806
*le sighs*

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Chris Stuckmann is the greatest auteur of this generation.

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>>81216845

>>81216806
Context?

So it is true, all critics are failed filmmakers

A-at least it's better than YMS' movies/music videos.

>>81217049
yms made a movie?!

>>81216942
stop being a lazy pleb and watch the full video that clip is the first scene

>>81216806
>cant act
>lighting somehow worse than TGWTG movie
even Channel Awesome looks more professional

>>81217258
He might be talking about a college film. I don't know if he's done anything since then.

>>81217325
what was the college film? 50 shades of fur?

>now look I grew up on julia

>>81217558
underrated

>>81217258
>>81217325
>>81217491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CozBD3GAP0

>>81216806
>being tough is pushing your lips together
Oh boy.

>>81218923
this is so fucking lame

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>>81216598
this is actually a kino shot though

>>81220337
dude things in a line and fog

radical

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>>81220362
you don't see the subtle symbolism in that shot?

heh stay in film school kido

>>81220446
is it the handicapped spot

>DRIVE 53-63

>>81218923
oh fuck you wern't kidding about it being worse than stuckmanns

ty for the link tho

>>81218923
>(lyrics by TheAmazingAtheist)
hohoh haahhahahaa

>>81221122
oh fuck that explains everything. his "poetry" makes tumblr look like shakespear

>>81216598
If only he had gone the RLM route and said it was supposed to be bad.

>>81216806
>>81216845
Quick rundown on the plot to this masterpiece please. Is he supposed to be Drive?

>>81216806
Is this autismkino?

>>81216806
*breaks zod's neck*

EVERYONE DO NOT LET CHRIS SEE THIS THREAD! IT WILL HURT HIS FEELINGS AND HE WILL MAKE A 45 MINUTE RANT ABOUT HOW WE HURT HIM AND HIS WIFE'S FEELINGS!

>>81221792
Tell that to Chris' snapped neck

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>>81221792
Don't fall for his "sensitive weirdo" facade, he's a true postmodern villain

I know /tv/ will try to use this as an epic new meme, but honestly the short isn't THAT embarrassing. It's not good at all, and it's obviously a rip off of Drive, but it's not funny like his horrible Batman v Superman script.

>>81221823
Kek

>>81216806
>>81216845
did he make this recently? it looks pretty terrible
>>81220337
this looks ok

>>81216598
Who the fuck is this guy and why do I keep seeing his fucking face everywhere?

>>81221842
It's awful and Chris thinks he can play a badass when he's clearly a pussy in every conceivable way

>>81218923
holy shit he looks like the fucks from the miike snow videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk1gaE1G7JM

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>>81216806

>>81216598

*watches Refn once*

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>really good adaptation of the original film
>it's not a shallow sum of iconic scenes for the original
>the character of major is more compelling than in the original film
>score better than the original
>ScarJo is really good
>Major's backstory was a really good addition

I haven't seen it myself, but almost every review I saw (and I watched A LOT) said the opposite about several of these praises.
WTF I though he was an objective, top critic.

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>>81216598
This guy lied and said he directed dozens or hundreds of movies. He has a huge ego but he can't take any criticism. Anyone got the snapped neck image?

>>81220337
It could have been, with a slightly better camera and lens and some adjustments on those. He fucked it up because he doesn't know proper camera adjustment or shit about light or white balance or anything.

>>81222303
>WTF I though he was an objective, top critic.

????

>>81222984
He claims over 200 shorts I think.

Have any of them been released besides Julia?

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How would you improve this shot?

>>81224468
No, but he uploaded his indiana jones movie/short on youtube.

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Lol this faggot cried because people talked shit about his BvS script https://youtu.be/8qse8LJmPV8

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>>81216845
>>81216806

this dude is evidence that you shouldn't wear superhero shirts in public

>>81224542
by not filming with an iphone

Cant wait when he kills himself

>>81225376
he will reach the level of Malick if he does.

Chris saw BvS three times.

https://youtu.be/PaC5HVc6rvw?t=4265

>>81226477
For what purpose?

>>81224542
By having a confident looking man stand in front of a plane.

>>81221924
he's a great film critic and a great filmmaker. Everyone on this board wishes they were Chris. Fuck I love Chris.

>>81224542
his small stature in between two large phallic shapes symbolize the inability to satisfy his wife

>>81229161
t. Chris

>>81229442
Haha I wish! Chris is busy having sex with his beautiful wives. I am however apart of the Stuckmann Army!