If you don't post in this thread this movie will be wildly

Posting for single digits, please no dubs

i haven't seen a movie in the theaters in over a decade

>>81216213
I love the diversity in this poster.

>>81216233
Well that's about to change boi

>>81216233
Ahahahaha

>>81216233
TIME 2 BREAK THAT STREAK

"No, go ahead...finish that sentence."

And, with this image, the final dregs of hope vanish.

>>81216255
Fuck, now i have to see this shit too

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>>81216233
>he's going to have to pay $249 to go down to the DMV and renew his old movie license if it isn't expired already
>he's going to have to get used to the new state of the art showers they have
>he's going to have to spend at least $50 to bribe the guards and enough bacon strips to distract the virgin sniffing dogs
>he's going to have to navigate the popcorn mines without getting lost in the labyrinth
>he's going to have to disable the full-body virgin scanners before entering the theatre
>he's going to have to have enough money left over to tip the usher
>he's going to have to get used to the endless standing and clapping routines and bomb and active shooter rehearsals
>and then he gets to watch the emoji movie

It's pretty meta having the movie itself as a character.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp7h9OX1V4Q

>Emoji Movie
>Shit Happens
>already making excuses for the movie

>people in this board are so young nowadays that this is what they consider offensively bad

You're a dickhead, OP. Stop reminding me that this exists.

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I don't even want dubs

i want to watch this, dubs pls

jokes on you, I never get dubs

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>dubs thread on /tv/
>ain't even mad

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I never get dubs so I'm safe

>>81216213
here we go

>>81217611
Ayy.

Is this a thinly veiled dubs thread?

>>81217611
lmao you're watching that shit son

>>81217611
Checked. Please write us a review here.

>>81216213
Worth the risk

>>81216233
lmao

>>81217611
JUST

not in this life nigghuz

But what if I want 20 years of sequels?

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>>81217611

>>81216213
rolling for singles

>>81218311
Lmao get fucked.

But I want to see it

>>81218311
lol

Fuck emojis and fuck black people

I don't want to see it but I want it to do well

>>81218466
GODDAMN

>>81216233
>>81217611
>>81218311
>>81218466
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>81218877
FUCK

>>81216213
call me Risky McDanger

I'm riskin it

>>81218877
AHAHAHAHA

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>>81218933
FUUUUUUUUUCK

I reckon this movie will tank hard.

Check this individual digits

I never get dubs anyway

>>81218933
>>81218877
Lol

>>81216394
kek

FUCK DRUMPFT AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

Who would I drag in to see this movie. Do I act dumb, or say were only going to see it ironically?

>>81216213
What is this movie about?

If dubs I'll clap the shit out of it

>>81219023
Emoji's

>>81217611
Dumb frogposter got what he deserved.

>>81219012
buy someone an ironic present consisting of various nick nacks a single weird branded beer and movie tickets to this

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I'd ask a girl and take her with me.

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>>81216233
>>81217611
>>81218311
>>81218877
>>81218466
>>81218933
>>81219199
>>81219766
top kek

>>81219766
You have to go now anon

>>81219012
>>81219766
or you know.. I'll go with you apparently

>>81216213
Patrick Stewart was great in Logan but I don't wanna see this movie

plz no

>>81216213

It's just called "Happens"? Seems pretty stupid

>>81216213
Roll

i will not go see it

>>81216233
Same fuck Hollywood feels good saving all that money.

Wew

>>81216233
>>81216255
>>81218877
>>81218933
>>81217611
>>81218311
>>81218466
>>81219766
I am uncursable.

>>81216213
no

o god no

doubt it shows in my country

>>81221333

Looks like you're going on vacation then

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Let's see Emoji movie

>>81216213
i wont

>>81216213
When you have kids, you are so desperate to get out of the house and keep them entertained for a few hours, you'll shell out $$ for literally anything.

The Angry Birds movie was a success.
Boss Baby is currently succeeding.
This piece of shit (literally) will also tragically make a splash, only to be flushed a short time later.

>>81216213
worth the risk

hey paul!

>>81221333
Pack your bags. Don't forget to bring your falcon.

>>81216213
No dubs for me.

>>81216213
>literally calling your movie shit in the poster

Who the fuck is in charge at Sony? Is it just a monkey throwing darts at things? How the fuck does this pass marketing?

>>81217611
Haha idiot enjoy those dubs

>>81218954
I want tk believe but I can also see it doing well because people will go to see it out of a morbid sense of curiosity

>>81221788
FUCK ME, GODDAMMIT!

>>81221788
its not shit its pudding

I have never had repetitious numerals, therefore I say fuck you all

>>81221491

I honestly believe couples should acquire a license to have children, attaining which would require passing a course on child psychology and development, critical thinking, fitness and nutrition.

Children born to unlicensed parents do not qualify for benefits from the state.

The production of any product devoid of substance would be heavily taxed and any attempts to milk the intellectually challenged of their money illegal.

I will give the people an ideal to strive towards as we move to explore the stars with restored standards of excellence and self re-cocking-spect.

i swear to god if i get dubs

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>All these cursed fags who have to go see a jew movie now

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DUBS?

check these singles

>>81216213
It'll be kino so I don't care really.

check my three

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>>81222199
Hahaha bitch
Check THESE singles

>>81222199
Well, you tried

>>81222199
FUCKING KEK
YOU'RE A BIG GUY

>>81222266
well well well how the mighty do fall

>>81222266
U U U U
(Enjoy the movie)

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>>81222222

>>81222288

>>81222288
Was getting dubs part of your plan?

>>81222288
you too

>>81222288
HE DIDN'T SINGLE SO GOOD
WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT

I've posted in this thread 10 times
living on a razor's edge

>>81216213

>The Emoji Movie Happens

>>81221892
The problem with this policy is it assumes (1) quality parents only make quality babies, and (2) shitty humans produce exclusively shitty humans. Both of these premises are false.

I'm all for quality "art," but despite the Hollywood machine shoving shitty trailers in my face for three months, eventually the movie will come out and vanish into obscurity forever. You now remember Brother Bear.

... Meanwhile my favorite movie exists forever and I can watch it when I want.

>>81221970
>long story based on symbols and not words

Pretty sure this movie is Egyptian, tbqh

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I'm invincible

>>81221986
Do you like Huey Lewis?

'Sports' was a big album.

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uh, you don't get to bring dubs

>>81216213
It will anyways sadly

>>81222487
I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square", a song so catchy, moots people probably don't even listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself!

>>81216213
No dubs please b0ss

>>81222555
But hey, now you get to see it first-hand!

>>81222622
HAHAHAHAHA

>>81216249
Boss gibe ma busy

>>81216213
trips and i will see it three times

This thread is rigged.
How are the digits so strong here?

>>81222555
>>81222566
Consecutive dubs confirm that this movie can't be stopped.

>>81222566
Impressive. Very nice.

No shitty movie for me.

if dubs a die in my sleep

>>81216213
>implying this shit won't be successful anyway

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>the emoji movie comes out 1 (one) day after my birthday
fug

Cinema is dead

If dubs, it will win an Oscar. And I'll have to go and see it obviously.

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>>81222566
Hip to be square is a really good song desu.

DIGITS CONFIRMS THIS KINO WILL WIN AN OSCAR FOR BEST PICTURE

>>81216213
Hollywood is dead

also rolling for singles

>>81216213
But I can't go to a movie theater, I'm single.

>>81222622
You too

I'm actually looking forward to seeing this. The premise seems utterly ridiculous at first glance but holds the potential to be true kino.

Everyone enjoys using smilies to accentuate their messages so interested to see how they personify them. There's a lot of potential for deep metaphor and dramatic irony.

It's all really dependent on the voice acting and animation but Sony has done some great stuff in the past so I'm hopeful.

If dubs I kill myself

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It's riskier to not post

if dubs this overthrows BvS as /tv/'s truest kino

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>>81216213
>this is real

>>81223029
Me too. Tv is honestly full of plebs who wouldn't know irony if it slapped them in the face (which is literally what this film is doing). I can see this film making millions and being a true cinematic work at the same time. Rare.

>>81223059
If digits repeat I go James Holmes on the movie

>>81216394
I enjoyed this post

>>81223079
Patrick Stewart is voicing Poop-kun btw.
It's assured kino that will surpass BvS

>>81223084
Aw fuck

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>>81223029
>this entire post

the last two digits of this post will be the emoji movie's metacritic score
screencap this

>>81223156
And this two digits will be the rottentomatoes score

>>81223156
>>81223250
I can honestly believe this.

If trips, golden globe winner.

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>>81223120
>>81223084

Reroll. Make it happen, Anon.

>>81223368
if trips the emoji movie is elected president

If trips, you have to buy tickets for you and your father to see it so he can be even more dissapointed in you
Bonus points if you pretend that it's the most hillarious movie ever

>>81216213
Fuck me.

>>81216394
kop tek

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>>81223500
Fuck you

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>>81223500
AAAAAAGGHHH FUCK THIS.

Sony is the worst studio in the history of mankind and i refuse to watch any of their shit.

>>81223483
rerolling

>>81223500
Wish granted

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>>81223544
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. DO I HAVE TO WATCH IT TWICE NOW?

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>>81223544

>>81223576
Yes

>>81223576
dubs says you roll dubs again

>patrick stewart goes from being a professor with the most powerful mind on the planet to being a literal talking shit
so this... is the power of superhero movies

Posting for dubs

>>81223544
get fucked

If quads, you have to pull a James Holmes

You'd be doing our generation a favor anyway

>>81216213
frig off

I'm going to see it even if I get singles

if quads everyone ITT has to see it

I guarantee it will have at least 5 self aware jokes in it like "yeah, the same kind of genius that would make a movie about emojis!"

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>>81223474
>posting that image soley in the attempt of getting dubs so you can post this picture
>mfw

>>81223836
>if quads everyone ITT has to see it
I'll roll for this
if trips I an hero mid movie

>>81223915
if dubs you an hero anyways

emojis are fuckin gay

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>>81223946
looks like I live bitch

If singles, everyone who has dubs has to go even if there is a no-single policy

>>81224199
lel

>>81216213
lol look at all these fags that have to go watch this movie

>>81216213
why did you make this shit thread? Fuck you, OP

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>>81216213

>>81224199
This is getting ridiculous

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>>81224586

>>81223084
Fug

>>81216213
Angry Bird was pretty good for what it was, so let it be said that I remain cautiously optimistic about this.

>>81216213