Is Australian morning tv kino?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K_D7kmiiog

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T H I C C

>>81215883
What the fuck

i want to FUCK sylvia jeffreys i think

>>81215883
lmao
>the moment he got sacked

Not really. People may make you believe it is but it's mostly crap you would be better off not watching.

>>81215883

New Zealand can't do anything right

>>81215976
Off the market now lad. She got STEFANOVIC'D

https://youtu.be/rcgh5Gurr8U

australian television is just better in general

if this was COPS then the guy wouldve found himself riddled with bullets

>>81215996
that only raises market value

>>81216025
It was Peter, if that changes anything, not Karl

>>81215996

kek

how long until she's promoted?

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remember lavinia when she was on Hey Hey Its Saturday

who /furiouslyfappedtopregnantlavinianixon/ here

Serious question though:

Apart from Chris Lilley's things (which I love), is there anything else Australian that's worth watching? Like any dramas or any other comedies?

>>81216051
She was F.I.N.E. FINE on Temptation

>>81215996
Which one, based Karl or the other one?

>>81215873
>>81215926
Anglo have no taste at all when it comes do dress.

>>81216061
The other one, Peter

>>81216059
don't get meme'd by shitcunts recommending you fat pizza

its the most boring show I've ever seen

>>81215873
>can anything ausfailian be kino

dont think so m80

>>81216011
fuck yea cunt this is pure aussie kino

>>81215966
>>81215987

What is Moon TV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74ceC7ERsLc

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>>81215883
Holy shit

>>81216059
danger 5

>>81216059

i don't get the love for chris liley that non-australians seem to have. his best stuff was we can be heroes but everyone seems to only love summer heights heigh, etc

other good shows:

all aussie adventures
the hollowmen
the panel

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>>81216059
*blocks your path*

>>81216150
*only thing worth watching

and only because it tries its hardest to not have anything to do with ausfailia

>>81216059
Danger 5 and Aunty Donna for me

Italian Spiderman gets a mention cos same guys who did Danger 5.

>>81216187
Fine, fine, I'll get out of your way... without my pants.

>>81216138
>>81216123

Reference to a famous New Zealand romantic comedy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TJ_LlGilLo

>>81216123
shut up newfag

>>81216059
'Please Like Me' is great, but you can't talk about it here because the main character is gay.

>>81216011
is a Bogan basically the english version of scouser?

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GRANDMAS BEEN RAPED

>>81216243
>Josh Thomas
>funny
Pick one

>>81216150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGQF9kskfXw

>>81216186
I don't know about his other stuff but Summer Heights High had an American release iirc so that might be it. It's how I was introduced to his work.

And thanks for the recommendations everyone :)

>>81216059
The real Aussie kino is as follows:
>Frontline
>Utopia
>Danger 5
>Rake

That is all.

>>81216252
Its the white abo
Except they dont live exclusively in backwater nt so worse than abos

>>81216252
From what I've gathered, a Chav would be closer to the mark

Media hasn't changed since its inception. Rob Sitch is so fucking on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwfne1aYA3g

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>>81216059
Border Security: Australia's Front Line

God I love that show

>>81216252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1jXtHkVJOA

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>>81216335
>its a chinese national attempts to bring in 2kg of strange leaves and herbs episode

>>81216092
pauly is a sick cunt and you know it
makes the show for me, at least

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>>81216252
this is a bogan

https://youtu.be/KsWgrJINr00

>>81216262
have you seen the show?

I don't like Josh Thomas as a comedian that much, but the show is great. The episode where it's just him and his mum talking about suicide in the Tasmanian mountains is actually kino.

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>>81216347
>it's a chinese national tries to smuggle in 1 kg of bird vomit and snake semen

>>81216347
>it's a chinese national attempts to bring in a fucking eel episode

>>81216059
Rosehaven was a solid 8/10
The Katering show is alright, but still runs 5 minutes too long
Rake is kino

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>>81216231
>I see what you did there.

>>81216059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGEYD92eA_s

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>>81216059

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>>81216387
>>81216347
>>81216335


>Arab 20 something year old coming through security, is speaking perfect english

>Security stops him, says there is something wrong with his bag

>"I no no no, no english... I dont no understand... yes?"

>Border guard just stares at the camera

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>>81215873
No

But this is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u9bWQoQVIQ

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>>81216059
Kangaroo kino

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>>81215883
>didgeridoos can't even keep the shitposting out of their own television shows

>>81216378
hahahahaha what a good cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_czeCgS4J4

>>81216378

australia looks like fun
why did i have to be born in america

>>81216059
Review With Myles Barlow

>>81216544

It's not as fun as you think it might be, we're still a nanny state after all but I'd be glad to swap places with you just for the sheer curiosity of living in the states

>>81215883
This isn't a sketch? My fucking sides

>>81216092
>be fat Australian bitch on dead end show on crappiest channel in the country
>end up the only funny woman in American film a decade later

>>81215873
/r/
whats the name of the sitcom where a surfer never leaves his appartement??

stupid, stupid man had its moments

>>81216589
Mah nigga

>>81216059
DAAS Kapital
Shits great. Doug Anthony Allstars are great.

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caitlin stasey's wet pussy

>>81216681
i need to lick itt!!

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>>81216059
Watch jisoe. it's the purest Aussie kino i've ever seen. True art. legitimate 10/10

im not joking its fucking amazing

>>81216681

>tfw the sleepover club was on a few days ago
>tfw looking at her as a young kid and then thinking about what a slut she would grow up to be

weird desu lads

>>81216187
That lighthouse fucking sucks inside. Totally ruined the show for me after.

>>81216059
good comedy tv:
double the fist
soul mates
anything shaun micallef has done

comedy youtube channels:
skills in time
the big les show
mr doodleburger
gary the goat
friendlyjordies

>>81216059
Wake in fright

>>81216722
My dude. I thought I was the only person to ever watch this. It's one of the best documentaries ever made

>>81216943
we're talking about Aussie tv

there's loads of essential Australian movies, but our tv is much less talked about.

>>81216961
well I dunno
old chasers is pretty good

>>81215873
>watching Sunrise
>not waking up with Today

Who /quizmania/ here? You think we'd be having live threads if it was still on now?

>>81216681
>She went full feminista

Lame as fuck

>'straya tread
>no one posts Karl stefanovic

>>81216632
it's an NZ comedy sketch

I've met Shaun Micaleff and Julia Zemerio, ask me anything.

>>81216059
Jack Irish

>>81216928

Soulmates is fucking fantastic, I think it's more kiwi than aussie tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QYJAtlSj-A

>>81216983
Old Chasers is pure kino.

https://youtu.be/mZw2Z7LJqxw

Karl drunk at Logies award

the logies is pretty much our version of the oscars so it was hilarious that he was shit drunk hosting the event

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK2YVTl8Jko

>>81217081
That's the morning after

>>81216481

'And special guest Christopher Skase'

Hahaha holy fuck I'd forgotten about that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFTxoNMjmiQ

would americans be able to get away with this segment?

>>81217074
can anyone confirm if the hipsters in this are as bad in real life?

>>81216985
this desu

>>81217074
THINGE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouzXW8P4WWA

>"i'm going to ask Channel 9 for a gspot"

>>81216506
pretty sure that's new zealand

>>8121672
m8 where can I find a torrent of it?

>>81216011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6SMGrIaals will always be the best

>>81217230
cheeky

>>81217113
Never. Karl is a national treasure.

>>81217314
he's terrible

>>81217152
I'm not sure what you are saying, but I've met people who were so close to the Soul Mate's hipster parody that I thought they were joking at first.

> tbe voice
> the fashion
> the personality
All 100% accurate.

>>81217326

>dumps his old, ugly wife for a hot new model GF

he is GOAT

>>81217326
t. David Koch

>>81217350
he's fucking lame which is the problem

>>81217361
unironically prefer him
both utter mongs though

>>81217338
i'm pretty pissed soz

most nz hipsters are midly self-aware and haven't reached those levels yet

>Is Australian morning tv kino?
Nah, it's shit
F&F is way better

>>81217048
I wanna fuck julia

I stumbled upon a pretty sick aussie show while watching Netflix, it's called Glitch. Check it out.

>>81216011
why doesnt the cop just throw some poison spider at them

ausfailians

>>81217412
...fox and friends...?

>>81216011
CUNTSTABULL

>>81217291
always love it how they bleep out his name the first time then ignore it every other time

>>81217048
How is Julia in person? Is she just a gorgeous?

>>81217389
Hipsters arnt even a problem, they stick together and silently judge everyone else. They never actually do anything. It's the activist, anacharist/Marxist crowd that are annoying because they actually confront people and get in the way.

But I did get on abc news for throwing an egg they handed me at a picture of Christopher Pyne they setup once though, which was fun,

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>>81216681
pls no tease

>>81217513
as*

Let's settle this

http://www.strawpoll.me/12666737

>>81217521
queeeeeeeeeeeefff

>>81217428
>>81217513
Julia was great, super chatty and friendly even though I was a nobody PA. Sat next to me at lunch one day and had a good chat.

She has this weird thing where she gets closer and closer during conversation, it will start at normal distance but she'll end up an inch from your nose. It was hard to get used to, intimidating. She also commented on my Hieght constantly. I'm 6'3 so I'm tall but not a freak, but she was obsessed with how tall I was.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE6pcLshRKE

>>81217603
That 'close talking' thing is probably the French in her, it's just a way of showing interest and engagement in the conversation.

>>81217521

Roasty

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>>81217517
this you m8?

>>81217291
it's like a monty python sketch

>>81217637
I made this webm

>>81216481
based

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Who's Dan?

>>81216059
the hollowmen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxsMY4-zMMw

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is this kino?

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I'm excited

>>81217760
no that's keno

>>81217603
she wanted to fug

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>>81217760

kino word filter when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4E1cfOE7P4

>>81217803
that's NZ

>>81217635
>>81217635
no it isn't ltd

the definition of kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71DIT6hYXYo

>>81217830
half this thread is nz

>>81217894
They recently replayed this episode, they had his face blurred out, lel

>>81217637

literally immune to the flames of criticism. Pyne is based.

Those airport security shows are great
Some guy gets off a plane and looks tired and thats enough to alert them to his ciggs which will cost him 500 plus

>>81216059
Chasers War On Everything

>>81217954
no

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>>81216335
love that show
>be me flying back from LAX > Kingsford Smith
>going through customs as border security film crews are setting up
>Flight from Malaysia and Beijing show up after my flight
>baggage claim hall fills with the stench of 3 day old seafood as im getting my bags xrayed
thank my lucky fucking stars that i was ahead of that clusterfuck
they would've had enough footage for 3 seasons just from those two flights

>>81217074
they're not kiwi.
their name is 'bondi hipsters' (i.e. sydney)

The kiwi parts in this show is a parody of a bad NZ crime show

>>81217721

Dan Schnider is casting TV ads now?

>>81217721
Such a slut

who /maaaaaaaaaaaaaxxxxxxxxxxx/ here?

https://youtu.be/KjLpVUnUTGU

finger.
club.

used o enjoy being on the dole

-wake up to the remainer of the morning shows
-Get smart
-Starsky and hutch
-Whos the boss
-Come Dine with me
-Becker
-King of Queens
-Hot Seat
-late night SBS art shit

so so comfy

>>81217637
>FLAME RETARDANT

>>81218129
Currently on the dole
Shit sucks

>>81218054

>who /pedo disguised as comedy/ here?

>>81216632
It is a sketch

The two guy shave a show in nz

>>81218085
>yfw Hex killed Good Game and moved onto Kochie

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>>81218129
yeah its p. good for a month or so then boring as hell

it drains all your self worth

>>81218129

>no ready steady cook
>no TMZ

It's like you want a shit time on the dole.

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>>81218054
>just put it in max

what did she mean by this?

>>81218054
welp, time to kill myself

>>81218054
>not cumming inside for a bigger scare
Max is a poof

>>81218159
>>81218184
>>81218187
>those appointments either at centrelink or some job service with quirky NZers

JDIMSA

>>81218182
>Hex

Isn't she off the show now?

Thank fuck. Bajo is the man and I enjoy Goose.

>>81216481
I miss martin-molloy

>>81218217
They cancelled the show altogether which i thank for every night before bed
Fuck hex and their treatment of jungle

>>81216928
>double the fist
that was garbage
hated it

>>81218216

centrelink appointed job services is the biggest crock of shit I've ever experienced. I was there for about a year and a half and they had nothing for me ever. Just want to you send in 10 resumes a week for jobs on seek that thousands will apply for and they don't help in any way. Only got a job because I could eventually get one through my family. Meanwhile, if you sign up for something like National Workforce, they will line up casual jobs for you indefinitely unless you prove to be a worthless sack of shit.

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did anyone else here fap furiously to her sex tape?

>>81218269
I swear I saw spawn point running the other day.

Don't tell me that Spawn point is now the only Good Game show.

>>81218269
Yeah it wasn't too bad with Hex for awhile but then it became too pandery and they kept adding more hosts who managed to be even more beta than Bajo.

>>81218288

wtf. did Kate Ritchie have a sex tape? I listen to her daily.

>>81218293
Sp still runs because anyone over 10 picked up on hex having trash opinions and bajo never daring to question the diversity hire
>she gets soaking wet thinking of gerald while talking about female being sexualised

>>81216011
>>81217291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbg_hwYjyGI&feature=youtu.be

>>81218281
this.. those job agencies are just there to get the fat govt payments for 'helping people find work' without actually doing anything.

When i got a job outside of the JSA, they wanted to know ALL the details (including a copy of my contract with the company)
a mate i met while waiting in the lines at centrelink (he had to go in the same days as me) eventually got work with one of those agencies and confirmed that even if you find a job on your own, they want the contact details so they can get credit for you getting the job (and getting some kinda bonus payment). fuck. that.

>>81218288
>>81218340

googled it. Fucking hell that quality. This would get called fake in this day and age.

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>>81218373
lol BASED

>>81215873
Sam is THICC AF I WANNA FK

>>81218373

that cunt filming pussied out hard. Should have sworn again.

>>81218359
>that one time they were over at E3 and used the japanese device that shows attraction and Bajo was like at 85%

Best boy has it fucking bad.

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>>81216011
There were like 5 commercial breaks in this 7 minute clip. The fuck? I thought American TV bad.

a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG3SE4XUCgw

>>81218451
It wasn't broadcast in order like that. Each episode has a bunch of "stories" and they jump between them. Some of the breaks wernt going to ads, just another part of the show.

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>>81216635
>be fat Australian bitch on dead end show on crappiest channel in the country
>crappiest channel in the country
Get fucked. SBS was the best channel from 95 to late 00's.

>>81218458

>his pronunciation was correct

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMS7ZXPYD_M

>>81216335
I have a friend in fucking Norway that watches this religiously. I had no idea it's broadcast overseas.

>>81218492
Imaginr how much it hurt to go from small stuffy room within hot studio with bigger guy that overshadows you at all times to being with a cute girl who gets fingered in nightclubs

>>81216252
Bogan culture is about 50% British Chav culture and 50% American redneck culture

>>81216011
K I N O
I
N
O

>>81218616
>get foxtel
>watch fox8
>it's only NZ police shit

I fell for the meme and this is what I get

>>81218492
FINGERD

>>81218645

>getting foxtel
>not getting BtN + Sonarr and keeping track of new things to watch with pogdesign

>>81218645
foxtel is only useful for live sport

> "outburst" when it's indoors and it was a 'emanicipatory inviolate waft'... 4chan, bitchschool.. not even.. on..c

>>81216011
>bogans driving a falcon
errytiem

Abc mornings is the only tolerable one because it actually does news segments instead of cheesy infomercial and scare tactic shit.

>>81218676
>>not getting BtN + Sonarr and keeping track of new things to watch with pogdesign
I don't know what half these words refer to so you can see why I got foxtel

>>81218616
I'm Norwegian as well. It's on all the time here.

>>81218731

BtN is a private torrent tracker with no ratio requirements(a necessity for Aus unless you want to essentially pay to pirate).

Sonarr is an autosnatcher. So you follow the shows you want to watch and it will get them the minute they are up.

Pogdesign is just a nice tv calendar so you can see new shows that are premiering, for example.

Combined, they make pirating a breeze. I go to work, come home and everything is ready to go.

>>81218736
Is hakarl nice?

WSJ IS TRYING TO DESTROY YOUTUBE

i know because, er. hang on. wait *rummaging through pockets; sweating*

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>>81218727
bit lefty femnazi at times... but would smash Virginia Trioli and Del Irani

>>81218768
Wow that sounds pretty sweet. Gonna give it a look up, cheers anon

>>81218775
Wrong country you kiwi. That's Iceland.

>>81218451
No the american is correct.
Australian tv used to be fairly ad free , short ads.
Government deregulated a lot of the laws, and the new digital channels are not regulated much at all in regards to ad amounts or lengths.

Its terrible now.

>>81218853
CAASSSHHHTRAAAAAIIIIN

>>81218853
when did it used to be like that? before Hotdogs' show?

>>81218840
I know that but I don't know the Norwegian and Greenland name for it. It's eaten all throughout the old "viking" empire

>>81216538

I remember this guy. Seemed like an alright bloke

>>81216538
THERES NO TAKE AWAY TUCKER OUT HERE

>>81218795

Trioli has fucking massive tits

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>>81218936
>Virginia Trioli

LGTSS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x05QuAhpq6o

>>81217291
Jesus.

>>81217637
Why can't women do anything right?

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>>81218492

>>81215926
I would axe that coochie.

>>81216059
Rake
Have you been paying attention
Round the twist reruns
Destination flavor
That Guy Pearce tv show

>>81215883
White people in the southern hemisphere were a mistake

>>81215883
This is from a tv show

Closest thing to aussie shitposting IRL

>>81216928
>Friendlyjordies
Mah nigga

>I made a chilli filly igloo and I fucked it

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who /angrydad/ here

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>>81216059
>only 1 person has mentioned frontline
Why is /tv/ full of underage these days?

>>81215926
How do you say MOMMY in Australian?

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>>81219799
MUMMY

>>81215873
I always watch clips from the Today show on Channel 9 with Karl Stefanovic on YouTube. I wish anything on German TV was as laid back and lighthearted as this.

>>81219826
dump ur whole collection lad these are hot

>>81216186
because summer heights high perfectly captures high school life in australia

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>>81219862
anything good is already in the thread

>>81216186
summer heights high was the most accurate portrayal of high school in australia

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>>81219947
she lost weight ;__;

>>81219994
and still has tuck shop lady arms

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>>81219862
>>81219947
>>81219826
>>81215926
>>81218445
>preferring disgusting fat people
People like you are degenerate.

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>Its a Sassy episode

Fuck yea hit us up mate

>>81220016
Every aussie girl has tuck shop arms its inevitable. Thats why you fuck international uni students.

>>81216059
Please Like Me is absolute kino. It's the only media that has ever made me cry actual tears.
No matter how you feel about Josh Thomas (personally not a fan myself) he made a really, really good show.

>>81220030
>sticcposting
my nigga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BY3ozgoAEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR2OWrOc8xk
Karl is a national hero.

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Who Neighbours here?

>>81220030
Enjoy your twigs, who can't handle a good thrust

>>81218570
cult movie on friday night was the only good thing about sbs, now they do pro Islam shit. comedy is now thin on the ground now does
also greatest Australian comedy show ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y1pEAy5Zbg

>>81217780
>Dead for 12 years

Anyone else had a sex dream about Delta Goodrem pegging them?

>>81218379
I've been at one for about 2 months now since graduating. They have done nothing for me. I ask if they know how I can find my RSA certificate no. and how if there was any training places they recommended to renew it, they Google'd it all right in front of me. If I knew they had no special knowledge I would have done it myself.

They're meant to have some sort of connections with businesses to supply people but they haven't done shit. Oh wait, they did ring me once to say that there's a job I might be interested in, too bad I already applied for it.

>>81218054
CUTE KINO

>>81217954

begone plebian.

>>81220030
source?

>>81220295
It's bad.

>>81219795
I would like to fuck Jane Kennedy

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Does anyone know why people agree to be interviewed by 7 anymore? And when will someone shoot her

>>81220351
I caught the end of ACA today, damn she's gotten FAT. Gordon Ramsey was too soft on the cunt

>>81220351
She's on 9, and only boomers watch that sensationalist shit

>>81220336
For fatty lovers like you, sure.

>>81220407
She is ugly and the scene is bad.

>>81220440
Yeah, not enough meat on the bone, right?

Fat fetishists like you really are disgusting.

>>81216481
This, The Late Show and The Michallef Program are probably my favourites.

I still listen to ripped Get This episodes. Still hilarious

>>81220486
Honestly just kill yourself, please, nobody will care.

Classic Doodleburger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgg7_07EMrA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNHxmLwqBWg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCmVwVHzhfI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-W-vzELBt8

>>81220499
>you can't rape me in public
>you think I won't?

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you fuckers entering again this year?

>kinoposting has given me my biggest thread in 9 years
Abstract kind of feel

>>81220497
A fat fetishist telling people to kill themselves? Does it get any more pathetic?

Who's your next target, buffalo bill?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_p37bHdCM4

I dare you to find a better segment of breakfast TV

>>81220499
Its amazing that home and away acting managed to get worse

>>81220587
ty for posting micallef gold

>>81220587
>8 minutes long
>most of it is Micallef shitposting
Based

>>81220563
Is Yi Lin Chin absolutely reddit or am I mistaken? Her twitter is clearly handled by someone else and it's terrible stuff anyway.

>>81220852
she's very reddit
shaun micalef is for the civilised man

>>81220852
more tumblr than reddit 2bh

You dickheads better win eurovision this year.

>>81218373
SWIETCH ONN

>>81220951
>non euros in eurovision
Please explain

>>81221071
australians are honorary euros because of the ties to england

>>81221071
Eurovision is about the european broadcast area. Turkey, north africa, etc., can actually enter if they want

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>>81221071
Literally almost won it last year but for muh ukraines. The shitposting at the hungry skeleton they used was great,

Have to post this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gHGqy5o0VQ

>>81215883
Is that the counselor from Mr. Gormsby?

>>81219547
Because for thousands of years, women literally didn't have to do anything other than get fucked, give birth, and breastfeed babies.

>>81216150
SA represent!

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>>81221202
>sheila dikshit

>>81217637
>when 0:26 flame was creeping up

>>81216378
>Barista Bros. Iced Coffee
>not a FUIC

>>81221202
>it's funny because she's indian
>though she should be called 'dick in shit'
>you know, because the streets

did this man pioneer poo in loo?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH8SBAlXAkA

Which aus comic do you guys watch jordies or shooter?

>>81221506
Shaun Micalef is the only acceptable answer

>>81220295
blonde is Krystal Boyd, brunette is Little Caprice

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>>81221414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30nfka8J8Y0

>>81219721
I dunno, apartheid was good for a laugh.

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>>81221631
>pikachew

>>81221631
>New-Gen

Jesus Christ BBC, get it together

>>81217291
My favourite part of all these shows is when you watch it with your friends or family and you all make bets as to what he's gonna blow.

>>81218597
I think the bigger issue was the "and it's so appropriate... 'cause she's Indian... so it'd be dick in shit... y'know what I mean? Just walking down the street"

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>>81222325
>visit italy
>turn on the tv
>sea patrols on with an italian dub

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>>81221202