>felony eluding

WHATCHU WANT

WHATCHU WANNA DO

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>>81215056
WHEN DEY COME FOR YOU

I CAN BREAK DESE CUFFS

>>81216375
I bent cuffs one time when I was psychotic and ran inside the jail and got tackled. Cop was pissed because they have to buy their own

>>81216429
Me too

>>81216375
YOU CAN'T BREAK THOSE CUFFS

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>>81216375

>Bad Boys starts playing

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>>81216713

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BIG GUYS BIG GUYS
WHATCHA GONNA DO
WHEN THEY'RE BIG FOR YOU

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>its a qt criminal episode

Whats the best way to kill cops? Asking for a friend

>>81217842
When they pull you over act extremely jittery then make a mad dash for your glove box.

This will scare the fat pig into having a heart attack.

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>its a cop unnecessarily escalates a situation with violence and the end result is a misdemeanour charge for weed

>>81217870
you've never really lived. GTFO. I will eet you on the street and rape your woman, or the closes female around, am all about murder these days

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>these aint my pants