Jesus Christ, Rogan. It's just an egg sandwich.

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>>81208954
>sour kraut

>>81208954
>>>/cock/catalog

imagine his farts

>>81208954
>fried eggs from my yard
what did he mean by this?

>>81208954
someone pls greentext a joe rogan interaction with jamie on his podcast

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>>81208980

>elyucateco

wow I never thought i'd type these words but Joe Rogan is a bonafide /ourguy/

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>mayo and eggs
EEEEUUUHH OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK

>>81208954
>color of the green shit leaking onto the cheese
Any food that has a color that stains all the food around it is objectively shit tier. I don't want to eat any fucking green bread

Why are mobile posters so bad at posting?

>>81209018
Dumb Simpsons poster

Yard, activate: "Eggs"

>>81209018
Don't you put mayo on a schnitzel burger and also have an egg on it?

>>81209075
This post clogged my arteries.

>>81208987
It means he's a hipster faggot with his own chickens that are probably infested with parasites because he has no idea how to actually raise chickens

>>81208987
Some people have chickens in their yard. I hear ducks are better, though.

>unactivated eggs

>>81209104
>>81209115
both of you are stupid

post rogan watch material

I would if I could locate some that he and his lawyers hadn't removed.

>>81209018
Does he call it a mayonegg?

>>81208954
That's unironically fucking disgusting.

What the fuck is his problem?

>>81209134
Is there some other meaning to getting eggs from my yard that I'm missing?

what's that grey smeg all over the eggs?

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>>81209095

>>81209141
Man I forgot all about that channel. It was pretty good.

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>>81208980

oh god just imagining the smell is getting me hard

>>81209204
the part where he gets FRIED eggs from his yard.

as in the eggs from the yard are already fried

>>81209260
How would someone get eggs that are already fried from his yard? Are you being autistic about the English language or something?

>>81209018
Hey reddit...mayo is made out of eggs

>>81209298
I wasn't the original poster but he was making a joke that you didnt get because you are stupid like i mentioned earlier

I wish I could start a community garden.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBglPptNlSA

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>>81209325
>a sperg calling someone stupid

>>81209260
He's probably fried too
look at how undercooked those eggs are

>>81209217
Sour kraut

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>>81209348
>a retard calling someone a sperg

Imagine what his farts must smell like? No wonder Jamie segregates himself in his protective booth.

>>81209318
Wow really? And whats ketchup made of oh wise one?

>>81209298
>>81209348

Sorry hombre, but you're the idiot here. It was an obvious (and terrible) joke. Learn to socially interact and this problem will go away.

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>>81209369
You're a dead man, kiddo.

>>81209403
ur mom

lol

>>81209104
>>81209115
but he didnt mention they were from chickens you morons. HE FUCKING SAID FRIED EGGS LITERALLY FROM HIS YARD

>>81209424
Haha got me bro! Upvoted ;^)

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>>81209417
>being this unable to tell a joke

>>81208954
>"sour kraut"
>Six god damn eggs
>Jalapenos and shitty hot sauce
Typical brainlet food

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>>81209421
How can I be both a dead MAN and a KIDDO?

This is now the second time you have been outed as a retard.

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>>81209433
Yes, you moron, he did. The implication being that he got the eggs from his yard and then fried them himself. Holy shit.

>>81209454
Nice try at diffusing the situation but you're still the retard. Sucks to suck. Don't be such an aspie next time someone's clowning.

>>81209496
NO THEY WERE ALREADY FRIED. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>81209475
>falling for the trick

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>>81209525
>implying I didn't make that post ironically

>>81209039
thats the hot sauce

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>>81209541
>2017
>using irony

>>81209563
heat is red, retard.

>>81208987
He has an eggplant

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>>81209574
>he's still posting

>>81209468
I like franks or cholula

>>81209617
>not making sure you get the last shitpost before the thread is deleted
Fag

>>81209661
good idea for once, retard

>>81209661
Shit self esteem 2bh

>>81208954

Can someone explain to me why he included mayo in that thing.

It would be perfectly fine without the mayo there.

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>>81209692
>>81209685
Not this time faggots. I ruined this thread so it's mine to end.

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>>81209732

>>81209732
Following that logic, you should consider ending your life as well.

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>>81209756
Get banned, queerbait

>>81208954
>ezekiel bread

lmao I remember when that shit used to be his favorite buzz food many years ago

>>81209447
He's so mad he responded to that
loving ever last lel

What do you think Dr. Now would say in this situation?

This thread is garbage

>>81208954
Joe Rogen is a little whiny bitch who tries to masquerade as a real man. Watched an episode of Meat Eater with Steve Rinella the other night where he went along for a deer hunt. Complained and whined the whole time like a fucking woman. Wish he'd drop the "macho" act.

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>>81209790
u first

>>81209843
Who the fuck are you kidding anon, your fat ass would be begging to make camp half a mile into the hunt. Keep your chins clamped shut.

>>81209563
Green is not a spicy color

>>81209217

battle sauce

>>81209917
You're fucking retarded.

>>81209800
The fuck is Ezekiel bread?

>>81209963
Chilis are red, not dark green

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>>81208954
>fried eggs from my yard

Why does he have fried eggs in his yard?

>>81209906
t. someone who has never been hunting once in his entire life

>>81209917
have you seriously never had elyucateco. its very good

>>81210027
You're really late with that post

>>81210027
>eggs from my yard
nice english

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>>81208980
>>81209008
>>81209224
I'm willing to put up with a lot when I go on 4chan but this is just a bit too degenerate lads

>>81210061
>elyucateco
it's spelt 'ejaculation' and I have them 3 times a week

>>81209965
It's bread made with sprouted grain.
It's god-tier, culture yourself you fucking idiot

Those eggs are pretty undercooked. Either that or covered in oil. both are pretty disgusting

>>81210027
Some kids egged his house because he kept giving out protein bars instead of candy on Halloween, and because it gets hot in LA they fried on the sidewalk. You kinda have to live here to understand.

>>81210154
He's rich so it's probably activated almond oil. It should look that way.

>>81210047
Watching Bear Grylls doesn't make you an expert you fat faggot.

>>81209982
Dumb or desperate for attention. Pitiful either way.

>>81209843
he was on an anthony bourdain ep where they went hunting and he wouldnt fucking shut up about whatever he was talking about

>>81208954

>from my yard

>>81210608
He has an eggplant in his yard idiot.

How can this be the mother of ALL egg sandwiches when other egg sandwiches existed before this one? And why would you fry eggs in the yard?

>>81210662
did the chicken sandwich or egg sandwich come first?

>>81210727
I think that one best left to the boffins at nasa

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>>81208954
>Ezekiel bread
The jews jewed up breakfast.
It's been a fun ride, but time to kill myself.
Bye everyone.

>>81209594
Thank you

>>81209403
kets

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who /carb on carb/ here?

>>81208954
it looks like shit and sounds disgusting. does this guy know how to cook?

What the fuck do you do to eggs to make them that grey and mushy looking like they are in that middle space between the bread? It looks like shit from that cat I dissected in highschool bio.

>>81208987
>he doesn't grow eggs in his yard

baka desu senpai

>>81211111

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>>81208954
>It's just an egg sandwich.
Not when you're high as giraffe pussy, it isn't.

jamie pull up those facts on yard eggs

That better be artisinal sauerkraut.

>>81209417
It wasn't obvious believe me. You're the idiot for getting such a piss poor attempt at humour.

That cannot be classified as a joke at all, it was some legitimately mentally deficient person shitting his pants.

isn't it pathetic how people make the same thread multiple times a day just so they can and repost things purely based on how many replies it's likely to generate rather than focusing on original content and thread ideas? I mean all those (you)'s don't mean shit if it wasn't for something uniquely your own.

or do autists not feel shame for basking in false glory?

>>81212154
It's okay to be a dummy, anon. Just own it instead of making yourself look worse when you already know you dun goofed.

>>81212182
I used to make those threads on /b/ where I would say after 200 replies on i would important information and then I would just post some live stream on twitch as the important information once it got 200 and watched everyone call the streamer a faggot.

>6 eggs

How much protein does he need?

>>81212367
Apparently you've never taken care of your body and worked out.

>>81212397
I just drink all day and post on /tv/. The constant diarrhea keeps me thin.

>>81212363
Oh it's you
Fuck you