Tom Cruise's The Mummy Trailer #2

>>81207988

>inb4 fags that thik the frasier movies are the first mummy movies

Why the fuck did they give away the entire movie in this trailer? I'll give the first trailer it's due and say that they gave just enough away that the movie actually looked pretty interesting. This shit just makes me feel like I've practically seen the whole damn thing.

>>81208634
This.

I fucking hate modern movie industry.

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>>81207988
Looks bad.

Tom needs to go back to doing scifi.

>>81207988
>those letters on her cheek
Is that Aurebesh? Is this a Star Wars movie?

>whitewashing egyptians
>literally painting the minority in white face
>obscure old time rock music
>replace brendan with cruise
shit trailer

>>81207988
Fuck i thought it was Oscar Isaac but it's just Nick from New Girl.

Looks cool, I saw someone point out that this looks like it has almost the same plot as the 1985 film Lifeforce. Assuming of course the Mummy's fascination with Cruise's character has an erotic dimension.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qej5nlRb9VM

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Who should Brendan Fraser play in the UMCU?
I vote for Frankenstein, fitting considering how the Bride of Frankenstein movie's going to be about "You don't own me" and female liberation and with Fraser's divorce and alimony

>>81207988
do you guys think imohtep will be in future films, I mean he was the big bad in the frasier films and the classics

>>81208909
Isn't he in something coming soon? I saw a trailer but forgot what the title was.

>>81209073
The Promise. It's about the Armenian genocide and the Turkish government is super pissed off about it.

>>81208976
Lifeforce is such a bad movie. It was written by Dan O'Bannon during his post-Alien butthurt period when he wanted to prove that he was the genius behind Alien and not Ridley Scott. It sucked.

>>81209110
Fuck you, it was good.

>>81209144
Fuck you, it was boring. Not even the naked woman made it watchable.

Looks just.... just awful

>>81208634
You will forget everthing by the time you go see the movie.

I like the parts where those terrible fucking screams are at other parts in the movie. Like him being attacked, rofl.

>>81209883
>You will forget everthing by the time you go see the movie.
This. I even forgot about the plot twist of Cruise being some other character who has been reincarnated and that is the reason the mummy chose him.

I remember someone spoiling this but I forgot what character Cruise actually is (no not Van Helsing).

Thank goodness I don't remember that cos that is a big plot twist but still... them spoiling Cruise dying in the plane crash and Russel Crowe saying he has been chosen is too much of a spoiler.

>>81207988
Making the mummy incredibly sexy was a mistake, they should of gone for something more disturbing. I wish Tom Cruise didn't sign up to do this, he usually picks pretty good projects but he will absolutely save it and make it watchable.

>>81210628
>I like the parts where those terrible fucking screams are at other parts in the movie.
Also Cruise's "WHAT THE HELL" line has been moved to when he first discovers the tombs

>>81207988
>Mummy catches Tom
>"Take By Breath Away" starts playing

>>81207988
Maybe Brendan can make a cameo wearing prosthetics to look like an old man.

The first minute of the trailer made it seem like this movie might be fun, but then it returned to the tone of the first trailer. Too serious for the subject matter, and visually bland.

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>Egyptian
>paint it black is playing

>>81207988
Did they add another HWwaAAgh scream at 1:28?

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>paint it black

>>81207988

>paint it black

>"you were chosen."
>"by what?"
>"EBIL."

>that stock scream for the woman

Such a shame they wasted all that money.

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>>81209237
They always referred to the Alien as a woman, so why not just be honest about it? It's succubus kinography.

>>81210695
Yeah. From the trailer, I got the sense that they are trying to make the mummy character scary and intimidating. But then, why cast a petite, cute young woman in the role? I don't care what CGI powers you give them, cute young women just aren't scary.

They should have either cast a different person as the mummy, or gone with a different overall tone for the movie that more closely fits with the person they did cast.

>>81207988
>all those assmad WE WUZ KANGS niggers in the comments
I'm seeing this movie twice. At least I know the audience will be quiet.

>>81207988
>it's another garbage action movie instead of a psychological horror about a mummy's curses

ffs

>>81208990
dracula

>she's got plans for you

So Tom is immortal right? So what are they going to do a Fear 2 and she wants to fuck him to make a uber baby? I don't get it what does she want from him?

>>81207988
>nick from new girl

immersion ruined

>>81211400
>we want Oscar Isaac, but he's busy

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>>81207988
i wanna fugg the mummy

>>81211199
>it's real
Haha holy shit, there actually is a bunch of real WE WUZ comments.

I thought the whole thing might be a meme but i guess not, black people unironically think egyptians were black. Fucking hilarious.

>>81211199

>Hey look white people playing Egyptians again......baka

>the ancient Egyptians were black people, not arabs

>I'm not watching this white/arab wash bullshit

>white Europeans has enslave and destroy everywhere they touch , they also have tried to white wash history claiming the European save the world by giving non whites 'a future'. while many of the ancient cultures like Egyptians where building pyramids when whites where still living in caves. it has been proven.

hahahahaha, so many KANGZ in the comments. They are cat five chimpout rustled. The WE meme has come so far and so many of them really believe it now, heart and soul.

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>>81208634
You mean the effects, or the fact that she's a succubus? Most people like knowing that a movie has a concept or a theme.

>>81208591
well...aren't they?

>>81211482
i remember one of the vice principals of my high school, a black woman with a college degree, had a bust of Nefertiti in her office. it's not a meme; it's a very widespread belief among blacks that their ancestors were pharaohs

Actually looks pretty good desu

>>81208877
>obscure old time rock music

Is this a fucking joke?

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>>81208877
>obscure

>>81210688
>Cruise being some other character who has been reincarnated
Is he Brendan?

>mummy
more like meme

>>81207988
>Tom Cruise movie
>"You can't run"
What will he do?

For real though, the first trailer really was that much better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJxgxVH0Fsk

>>81207988
>Egypt scene
>it ain't me starts playing

Looks like a generic modern action film with some mummy shit thrown in.

I WANT TO FUCK THE MUMMY

>>81207988
So is the Universal Movie Monsters universe just going to be composed of monster girls fighting against humanity?

>>81210695
>we'll never get a Mummy movie where the mummy looks like an actual mummified person completely covered in bandages

>>81207988
>no quips
dropped

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>>81207988
>helicopter scene
>I see a red door starts playing

>>81207988
well it looks shit, but why is Hollywood trying so hard to force this Sofia girl and why am i more thank ok with it?

Why the FUCK are there stock screams? Twice. When the girl gets sucked out of the plane and when the mummy drags her into the water

So will Tom Cruise fuck the mummy? I'd pay to see that

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>>81207988

>>81209110
I second the motion that you are a motion and Lifeforce is actually pretty good. Not great, but good.

>>81209107
being pissed about something that, LITERALLY, happened 100 years ago.

>>81207988
When the trailer makes absolutely zero sense chances are the movie is going to be shit.

>>81213817
But we did, back in 1940. Called "The Mummy's Hand" it also had sequels

>>81207988
Tom Cruise as Nathan Drake when?

>>81213639

I hope so.

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>Was going to be queen of Egypt
>Chimps out and kills some dude probably her husband
>Don't worry, it will be justified because in the movie we'll show you that the pharaoh is not a nice guy!

>>81211199
this

>>81215181

inb4 Tom Cruise is the descendant of the Pharaoh

>>81207988
whole movie spoiled yet AGAIN

wow so interesting now bruh xDDD

>>81215102
Well they're pissed because it's still official Turkish government policy to deny that the genocide ever happened. Just last year the Turkish government hired skywriters to write denial slogans in the air over NYC while a dance troupe wearing Turkish flag shirts showed off their sick dance moves.

>https://www.rt.com/usa/340676-armenian-genocide-turkey-skywrites/

>>81208634
Just don't watch the trailer if you want to be surprised by movies.

>>81214951
Seems like she wants his dick.

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imhotep ?

>>81215755
>mummyfu wil never put you in a coffin

why even live

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>>81215804
he already had the best girl anyway

I'm going to watch this movie because it's not colour graded poorly

>>81207988
This looks so uninspiring like they dont even try. Why is the mummy just some woman with a few bandages. At least in the old movies he looked like a rotten corpse before he sucked the life out of people.

>>81215877
>At least in the old movies he looked like a rotten corpse before he sucked the life out of people.

Pretty sure they're doing that in this movie too. I reckon that's her still looking all rotted up in the bit where Cruise gets swarmed by rats.

>>81207988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI0MGrwqb6w
The first trailer was pure kino

>>81207988
>the sarcophagus looks nothing like anything made by egyptians
>mummification is an honor enjoyed by nobles
>paint it black

WHAT THE FUCK

>>81212766
No he's alimony

>>81211522
The WE WUZ meme actually came after. They have been saying this for at least a few decades. The meme is true but it by no means turned them into afrocentrists.

>>81211808
technically they were a reboot

a reboot different than the original, but a reboot none the less

>Mummy movie
>I See My Red Door starts playing

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She makes me diamond hard.

I'm confused... Is this movie supposed to be set in Vietnam?

Mummy: Impossible.

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>>81215755
>Cast someone who actually resembles ancient Egyptians
>Blacks still call it racist cos they arent Kings

>>81216125
Can you imagine Simon Pegg in this movie as Cruise's companion?

Is that guy looking at the pyramids with the future mummy Imhotep?

Anyway I'm happy he doesn't come back, unless they retcon the second movie, he has no reason to come back.

>>81215817
such good-looking characters, their make-up and designs are great, too

>>81216009
looks like the mexican maid that comes at my house every weekend

>>81215817
>abandoning him to eternal damnation
>best girl

His look of despair at her betrayal is the best part of Mummy Returns.

>>81215952
>the sarcophagus looks nothing like anything made by egyptians

That's because it's not Egyptian.

>>81215181
>Tom cures her with his dicking
Make Egypt great again!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI0MGrwqb6w

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>>81219190
lmao

>>81208877
Egyptian royalty wasn't black, they were tanned copts. They liked to wear makeup to appear as pale as possible.

>>81219190
I remember when this happened and the studio went into full dammage control mode

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>>81207988
hidden fact: the first GET DOWN!! is the voice of Brendan Fraser

>>81219850
BRENDAN FRASER HAS A CAMEO!????

>mfw he actually does

New girl or Valerie Leon from Blood From The Mummy's Tomb?

>>81208877
She's Algerian, much closer to actual egyptians then black people.

>>81215952
Isn't it black since she's buried alive as punishment?

>>81207988
>The stock screams are still in there

>>81207988

looks like kino

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Reminder that this happened

>>81207988
>trailer opens up with GET DOWN

wew lads

>>81207988

lol, this looks so fucking awful.

>licensed music remix
>character sez "Wuh duh Hehhh"
>Turning spooky horror movie into not even good action garbage with bad CGI
>Completely worthless female love interest
>stupid "looks cool" CGI effects like multi pupils and other horseshit
>Girl Mummy
>Nearly 55 year old man as action hero star

Flop of the year right here

>>81215181

wouldn't put it past them.

>>81215755

too bad this qt will be completely wasted in this piece of trash movie.

>>81219190

I'm fucking dieing

>>81220746

>*generic buttrock playing in the background*"i wanna be a super hero...I wanna fly so high..."

>>81221407
>Nearly 55 year old man as action hero star

>Flop of the year

Nigga it's Tom Cruise. Nobody gives a shit about him being 50 as long as he does his trademark run. It'll be a success just because Tom's in it. Maybe not a big enough of one to warrant a sequel, but it sure as fuck isn't going to flop with him as the leading man.

>>81207988
I thought that shit was the Konami Code at a glance.

>>81207988
I want to fug that Arab qt but the movie looks like shit

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Why do normies love aftereffects movies so much? As soon as I see it I don't want to watch it yet they make a killing.

>>81208678
Tom seems to be on the decline, Reacher 2 was unwatchable (mostly director's fault) and he probably won't be able to save a movie that looks this bad.

Maybe he started picking bad roles? Edge of Tomorrow 2 will have the same crew so that probably won't be bad.

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>>81210695
They could have genderswapped the mummy and been scary at the same time. I don't know why they did this. All the current mummy does it make my dick move

>>81207988
I wish it was a period piece like the other Mummy movie. The Universal Monster movies would fit a lot better in the interwar period.

I want to be this mummy's slave.

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Oh boy... a climax where a big CGI shitshow threatens to destroy a famous city... how exciting...

>>81219190
they reused that hilarious tom cruise scream while he was being covered in rats in OP's trailer

>>81207988
can we get a footshot of this yummy mummy? I've got plans for them.

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WATCH IT TOM!

>>81207988
>2,000 years ago

2,000 years ago Egypt was ruled by the Romans. The 300 years before that it was Ptolemaic Macedonians.

This was classical Egypt, not ancient Egypt.

Do these producers think we're stupid?

>PLANE CRASHES AND EXPLOSIONS AND DESTROYING CITIES AND JUMPING THROUGH CRASHING BUSES

can't we just have a simple fucking adventure movie without all this superhero shit

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>>81225296

Or better yet, a moody Gothic horror romance?

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>>81216009
>Cross necklace

>>81208877
>whitewashing
>obscure music
here's your (you(

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>>81219190
>when she gets dragged out by the chute

>>81207988
Wow, they are really pulling out all the stops for this one.

>Cruise
>Crowe
>paying for Paint it Black in trailer

They're really hoping this revives their corpse of a franchise.

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>huge Universal Monsters fan
>know this will be complete shit
>know Tom Cruise's last bomb was before I was born

What a weird era this is, I don't care this will be shit because I know the success will be funneled into more Universal monster movies and I'm hoping they will be good.

I guess this is how capehsit fans feel every time more brainless quipshit comes out and makes a billion dollars.

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>>81219190
https://youtu.be/JUkBk-Xq62s

>>81215755
damn, Algerians look like THAT?!

>>81215755

looks like that cutie mexican from orange

>whitewashing egyptians
>the actress isn't white
top quality post my friend

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>Hey, shouldn't we try to make one good movie before planning out the next 50?

>Clean out your desk, senpai.

>>81225366
The only chance we have of that is if Anne Rice suddenly has her granny-porn book adapted for the screen.

Which actually could work, if they toned down the Anne Rice parts.

>>81227242
Creature From The Black Lagoon better fucking have James Cameron behind the helm, with some state-of-the-art underwater cameras. It's the only way I can see it holding up with a modern adaptation.

With our luck there'll be no underwater footage at all, though. Or it'll be CGI.

>>81216009

Perfect Elektra

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Sofia a cute.

>>81207988
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dwn

>>81208634
Americlaps cry if it isn't a 4 minute long synopsis of the movie. It started with the capeshit.

There are thousands of trailer reaction videos on YT made by americlaps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFEEHVRqsgk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwEc8qKC1H4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwEc8qKC1H4

Apparently these are quite big over there

>>81227157
Those are literally the YouTube comments, my man.

>>81227679
>It started with the capeshit.
Hello underage.

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HOL UP

>>81221407
>Thinking the cruise cruise can be stoped

Cruise kino cant be stoped dipshit

>>81208591
this looks like unadulterated garbage compared to any of them

>>81215942
>when that pilot gets hit in the face
makes me laugh every single time

>>81225915
maybe they could make the creature from the black lagoon not garbage

>>81225915
The Original Universal Monsters atleast have Abbott and Costello meets Frankenstein as a capstone. The new one seems that we wouldn't even get into Van Helsing vs. Universal Monsters as a closer.

>>81227716
It's true.

We always had trailers, not trailer reaction vids.

Trailers were usually 1 minute long intros, not 4 minute long mini movies.

>>81227242
They better bring bag the faggot from Dracula Untold I liked him

>>81228235
They better bring back Hugh as Van Helsing

>>81228266
This movie would be objectively better with Fraser. He brings a fun and lightness to it, but also real. Tom Cruise is straight on dull

>>81225915
Looking at your pic. The arthouse crowd haven't made an outright equivalent of The Invisible Man, The Creature, and The Mummy.

Ancient Egypt was faked by the Masons. The pyramids are made out of concrete. The Pharaohs are as real as Mickey Mouse. That's why the movie is coming out on June 9th, 69.

Looks PEACHY FUCKIN KEEN to be honest with you

>>81227242

This is so fucked because EVERY filmmaker loves the Universal Monsters. They are probably one of the most unanimously loved creations among filmmakers because everyone from Spielberg to Peter Jackson to Del Toro to David Lynch grew up loving them.

They could seriously get great talent behind these films and revitalize mainstream horror with big budget artful stylish intelligent horror films that speak to modern fears but pay tribute to the original.

Instead they gave the jewel in the Universal crown and a foundation point for the creation of the Hollywood studio system to half of the most cancerous duo in modern Hollywood to shit out a disposable new capeshit franchise for quick bucks. Fuck you Kurtzman.

Ree.

>>81216009

Why do none of the immigrants look like this? Is Africa just purging itself of uggos?

>>81228357
name 3 bad tom cruise movies

hell, name one not including cocktail

>>81221407
>Nearly 55 year old man as action hero star

Liam Neeson would disagree

>>81228724
Verhoeven deserves a second shot for The Invisible Man. Universal screw him badly the first time.

>>81228743
Interview with the Vampire
Mission Impossible 2
Legend
Vanilla Sky

AAAAHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>81222554

i actually started laughing so hard in theater in fantastic beasts when the obscura was flying around destroying buildings

>>81228743
War of the Worlds was intolerable

Tom Cruise always brings his A-game. Always. Problem with WotW is that he brought it trying to promote Scientology bullshit and making a film that had no internal consistency.

>>81228869
>Legend
>Bad

>>81229163
Yes, it's pretty bad. Glad you admit the other 3 are shit.

>>81207988
tom looks really good in this, like Interview with the Vampire kind of good

other than that the movie looks like garbage, I miss the brandon days already

>>81216340
I hope you gave her a nice dicking every weekend too.