http://www.strawpoll.me/12665209
RLM is it even a competition?
>>81206236
RLM for friend simulators.
Jeremy Jahns for a boyfriend simulator.
Grace Randolph for a mommy simulator.
>>81206236
None of these are Game Grumps.
RLM, Cinema Snob, and Funhaus is the trifecta of friend simulator kino
>>81206236
they all suck ass.
>>81206236
I wanted to vote but I don't know any of these.
Give it to me, /tv/, what gets my vote?
>>81206236
the milf
>>81206402
I'm just an RLM and Funhaus guy myself. The Needle Drop to keep up music and This is Dan Bell for urban exploration shit.
styx is the only friend you need
and joey to tell you what snacks to get
Angry joe
RLM are pretty reddit and just pretend to hate all movies while at the same time paying to see the movies and collecting the merchandise like star wars.
>>81206647
>RLM are pretty reddit and just pretend to hate all movies
But that's not true at all. Just watch any random episode of Half in the Bag. They're very fair. Their cynical about Hollywood in general but will still judge an individual movie on its own merits.
>>81206647
They frequently wreck and deface their SW merch, so if they're collecting they're doing it ironically.
>>81206236
All of those except RLM are huge cringe-fests and normies.
I don't even watch RLM though. H3H3 is my friend simulator.
>>81206647
The merchandise is a tax write-off, they most likely burn it all or give it away. It's not coming out of their pocket. It's all for the purpose of parody and satire.
>>81206647
>collecting the merchandise like star wars.
Fans mail them that stuff.
>>81206740
>>81206795
>>81206816
>>81206825
kek RLM defense force always on time
>>81206869
Don't think you know what "defense force" means, anon.
Funhaus is pure friendkino
>>81206869
lmao someone's triggered. Where did Mike touch you?
>>81206911
>you'll never share a work and social life with a group of chill, likeminded individuals who love video games and movies
>>81206236
100% on the rlm band wagon with these nerd crew videos shredding capeshit and their shills
chris stuckman reviews too much garbage for me to bother with him.
i dont even remember the last time dog rapist put out a video even though i generally like them
nostalgia critic was never good
angry joe is actually a fair and underrated reviewer on 4chan
i dont respect womens opinions so i dont know who that is
>>81206236
No homo but there's something about Chris...
>>81206323
>Grace Randolph for a mommy simulator.
>>81207130
you empathise with his autism.
>>81206916
She made one video that gained traction because Star Wars had just come out and she is kind of funny, but also very average. She was a perfect storm to gain popularity, which somehow makes everyone forget her content is horrible.
>>81206236
Podcasts from my boys at Mega64
>>81206236
>one token female and no PoC
yeah nahh
Stuckman is only 1 in the pic that ocasionally reviews real obscure kino, the rest are all corporate whores normalfags
>>81207431
Chris is one of the few critics where I ask myself "why should I care about this guys opinions on film?" He's just a basement dwelling nerd who collects toys.
>>81206555
Styx is a good friend but he doesn't always talk about my favorite things and I have to tell my mom to make him leave
>>81207130
>10/10 face
>gets hotter as he gets older
>has always been a geek and proud, he will never leave us to hang with the normies
I lost respect for RLM and Mike when I finally saw Space Cop.
Cooking advice shouldn't be given from a chef who can't even make scrambled eggs.
>>81206236
Travel vlogs and Bourdain, all the people in OP literally seem to be afflicted by some or the other medical and metal issues.
>>81207748
which reviewer has a better explanation of the film enemy
animal sex manboy or the capeshit cornholer
>>81206236
They are all shit. MDE I guess.
>>81206236
Ava Addams
>schmoes know/collider
>0 votes
I'm slightly proud of you guys. I clicked the link expecting there to be at least 1 redditor faggot lurking in this thread that actually watches them.
>>81207748
Stuckmann has never reviewed an obscure film
Matt from Demo ranch
>implying I watch this Youtube garbage
You have to be 18 years of age to post on 4chan.
grace is THICC simulator
>>81206236
YMS is such an autist.
>>81206496
What the fuck? Are you me?
>>81208205
did you know he enjoys sucking dog and horse penis in his spare time?
>>81207499
her content is understated and her weird, possibly calculatedly-quirky love of theme parks is endearing. The videos are pretty common sense, and presented humorously.
10/10 background noise pretend-friend
>>81208326
WHAT? No way!
>>81206236
RLM.
Jahns coming second since he doesn't seem to give a fuck. when Rich called him a prick he's just like meh. otoh Chris Stuckmann was literally crying on camera and asked RLM if they were talking about him. what a faggot.
Schmoes have shit taste. Doug is Doug. Perturbed Pedro and Other Joe are cool, but they're gaymers. Grace and YMS are just flat out weird.
INRANGE
>>81208216
so you like watching dudes roam around abandoned malls too? wanna hang out?
>no one has mentioned Welcome to the Basement
my internet friends are still a secret :)
>>81208326
i heard hes dabbled in large cat penis at his local zoo.
>>81206236
I don't casually watch any of these nerds but the few times I've landed upon an Angry Joe video it turned out to be pretty comfy.
>>81206236
The only person I need for kino is reviewbrah
>>81208544
oh right, I'll check in on reviewbrah every 5 vids or so just to see how he's doing.
Not even close.
>>81208040
Stay
Angel Egg
>>81208607
Joey gets fatter and blacker everytime i see him
>>81206236
Delray Misfits
>>81208622
lmfao you're kidding right?
call me when he reviews happy together, salo, begotten, brand upon the brain, cameraperson, the decameron, the dekalog..
>>81206236
RLM for quality
Grace for efficiency. She uploads a reaction within 30 minutes after a trailer comes out
>>81208685
Avant garde is no supposed to be good (or bad) cinema, it's just different.
>>81208783
god forbid reviewing something that wasn't produced by disney or universal studios.
gotta get those limited edition steelbook blurays exclusively at best buy!
>>81206236
I only watch RLM and Midnight Screenings anymore
>>81206869
>defense force!!! xD
except he had shitty points that sensible people were just refuting
keep that hate boner in your pants, kiddo
>>81206236
Blind Wave, obviously.
>>81208607
I thought that was shoenice in the thumb
>>81209857
>>81207781
That is my exact thought process about halfway through any of his videos. I don't know why I'm subscribed to him.
>Why didn't this character do that instead of doing this?
>Also the sound wasn't synced properly for 0.5 seconds in one scene
>3/10
>>81210246
he's so lazy with his videos too. Nothing to his show, a 2 second intro and his dumb face and bad teeth.
>>81206236
>0 votes for Doug/CA
How did it come to this?
just this
Rocco Botte - 3am
https://youtu.be/Bsl1DFpwyk8
>>81206236
>70 RLM votes
>2nd place has 8
wtf
Their voices prove they are siblings
>>81210669
>Doug
I think you got the wrong guy there.
>>81210864
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nice mspaint skills anon
>>81206236
>invites /pol/tards to debates and slays them left and right
>esentially a NEET with a six figure salary
>wife's son
>manlet
literally cannot be more /ourguy/ if he tried
>>81206236
Grace is the only of these that I watch.
>only vote for Nostalgia Critic
How do you guys not like him? He's /tv/ personified
>>81208517
someone mentioned them a year or two ago and I've been watching them. Perfect for old movies, makes me wish I had a gf.
>>81206236
I dropped YMS when he started talking about he managed to fit an entire gummy worm up his dickhole.
>>81206869
found that one guy who voted for CA
>>81206236
>watching women talk on jewtoob about anything ever
>no Welcome To The Basement
>>81207732
Joe is Mexican.
>>81206236
rlm duh
everything is cringe inducing trash
>>81207748
>What is "The Best of the Worst"?
Serious question about RLM. Just watched the Jack & Jill two-parter for the first time and at the end Plinkett asks why his sister is visiting him instead of going someplace nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc85QCF5414&feature=youtu.be&t=1428
Here's my question:
>It's fuckin' New Jersey.
Why did he say New Jersey when they're clearing filming it in Wisconsin? Running joke?
>>81213921
Yes at that time the Plinkett lore was that he "lives in Jooysie". They eventually just moved him to Milwaukee cuz who fucking cares.
>>81206911
>>81207596
and Easy Allies.
>TFW you vote for the dog fucker just to trigger /tv/ then find out he's in third place.
>>81208205
I just dont want to catch gay, that's all
>>81212700
Absolutely best friend simulator
>>81206236
all the votes for RLM prove that reddit and facebook have taken over this board
Coyote Peterson anyone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oSh_zOaVFk