Simpsons Thread

>Celebrity voice says literally one word of dialogue

What is even the point?

>>81201507
Which celebrity 'Literally' says one word?

>>81201613
Each of the baseball players, whoever they are. Maybe it's not just one word.

>>81201828
Thanks for your contribution to this thread.

I miss what these threads once were.

Time to post the jokes that will go over 99% of the audience's heads.

>Only thing left to do is to open a clown college and train some regional Krustys.
>You mean like that Bozo, Bonko the Clown?

Always makes me kek

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>Mr. Simpson, the fumes are making me dizzy.

Do not reply to the inevitable Sneed's-Feed-and-Seed-poster.

>>81203789
>We will never find out what Krusty meant by "crisis"

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>>81201828

I like Mark McGwire's cameo

>Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?

DINGERS! DINGERS!

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>>81204060

>>81204137
Has /tv/ ever stayed up all night eating 64 slices of american cheese?

>>81204241
I ought to try it one night
I'm also lactose intolerant

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>>81204427

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>>81202438
This.

ALso, I still don't get it

>>81204793

>>81203697

>>81204793
It's because it's so nonsensical. "Formerly Chuck's"? What does that mean lol

>>81204284
I would not recomend you do it then. Unless you film it.

Mid-late 2000's Simpsons weren't that bad

>>81205025
Yep. It's what I grew up with. Although in retrospect the late 2000s episodes probably haven't aged well.

>>81205025
No

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reminder that it's "car hole"

>>81201433
burns episodes are always the best

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>sorry it's not in packages

>>81205304
Obviously.

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>bake him away, toys

HEY YOU, JOIN THE NAVY

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what happened to homer's green car?

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How's it hangin everybody?

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>>81204060

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>>81204793
>>81204978

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I sleep in a racing car, do you?

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>a mathematician.. a different kind of mathematician... and a statistician

https://youtu.be/KnjEAaLOAg0

>>81205422
lmao

>>81203534
Laffin on the toilet.

Here's my contribution, (but not in your category of going over heads)
>Professor, would you say it's time for viewers to *crack* each other's heads open, and *feast* on the goo inside?
>Hm, yes I would, Kent.

What is yall's opinion on the FXX recrop/remasters? I think they look ok but also like I'm missing info and the feel of the original 3:4. They are the only ones available on the streaming app on my TV.

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>mfw never watched the simpsons and never will

https://youtu.be/U1iCZpFMYd0

>>81206318
I wish they had the old resolution. But it is nice that they have the scenes that were cut for syndication back in the 90s when fox played them for an hour twice a day

>>81205135
Get outta here grandpa. I'm sure late 2000s Simspons were great when they first came out, but it's not relevant any more like the new seasons are

>>81206084

Lost my shit desu.

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>Well whaddya mean I can't take off my sweater? I'M HOT!

>>81206855
It's bafflingly funny

>It's a Wonderful Life (Killing Spree Ending)

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I got these neat Alf POGS! Rember Alf? He's back... in POG form!

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How 'bout a hug?

Lady, he's putting my kids through college

SEYMOUR, DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU WHEN IT'S 7:30?

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>>81201433

It really wasn't that bad

>>81207235
i miss the moments when homer was trying to be a good father

>hey buddy, I gotta movie for ya! A fridge too far!

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What did they mean by this?

>>81207364
it was marge in a wig

>>81207314
It's more about the era that it began.

>>81207364
it was his fap fantasy

>>81207364
I still don't understand this. Did he make Mindy leave and then invited Marge to the hotel?

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This episode was classic! A great season 1 episode.

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Moe.

>>81205025
Unironically kill yourself plebescum

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My mistake.

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Say hello to Bang Bang Bart

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>>81209079
Lousy sheriff!

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>>81208467

>>81210022
R A R E

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>>81210380

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Happy buuuurthday, Mr. Smithers. Hnnnngggg.

>>81206365


sorry

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MMMMMMM.

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>>81210470
post your best jokes

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I am so depressed.

>>81210564
Wasn't there some meme that redid this joke recently?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=T3FUVDJtiSQ

>>81210723
the line that got me into the show

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AHHHH!

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>>81210723
IT'S KURNS STUPID

>>81210723
Great idea, Bart.

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>>81207364
When I was younger I always thought he was imagining Marge in her place while fucking her. To justify cheating on her.

>>81212083
No it's not.

>>81203659
yeah, they'll do that

>>81207317
i miss the days when homer was so fucking stupid he basically assumed the role of antagonist

>>81207598
yes, and there was a turkey behind the bed

>>81213835
Turkey's a little dry.

>>81206365
>Typical 12yo who watched a 2013 half an episode of the simpsons and now thinks the simpsons suck because they aren't even remotely funny and he would be right if not for the fact that he didn't gave the true Simpsons (1990 - 1999) a fucking chance to blow his mind , because he's a 12yo who doesn't know better.

You're not special, you're just an inmature frog poster who feels special. Get the fuck out of here before I get real mad.

way to breathe no breath

>>81204284
>intolerant
That's good, American "cheese" has no milk whatsoever.

>>81204427
>I'd like to be alone with the sandwich
>Are you going to eat it?
>
>yes

That pause he takes before answering kills me every time

>>81207314
It was bad only because it changed his entire character and backstory which had been constructed over more than a decade through a myriad of memorable and funny jokes and flashbacks

>>81205485
put a sock in it, Roy

>>81214816
wtf nothing changes, he still went to war, so the flashbacks and his character remains, his backstory only changes in the slightest because he isn't the legitimate son of that old lady, that's all. What do you mean?

Emu farm!? Ahahaha

follow indy fitzgerald on facebook for fresh content every single day run and tell that

>>81216214
>follow indy fitzgerald on facebook for fresh content every single day run and tell that
Oh fuck?! Is this the famous Indy Fitzgerald from Simpsons Shitposting?!

>>81207364
It's obvious man; Homer denied Mindy's advances and he and Marge fucked in the hotel room. In retrospect it was a little insensitive of him to do that in the room when Mindy was just there but there you go.

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>>81216214
Indy, hello

>>81210380
>that weird twitch marge does when she blinks

WHAT

>>81216780
me onme day

>>81214328
family guy is better

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>>81207598

There never was a Mindy

What is the best Simpson song?4

Its Baby on board

>>81207364

He fucked Mindy

>>81218291

See my Vest

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>Oh dear, those teachers made them too human

anyone still watching the new?

>>81218347

>New Simpsons

DELET THIS

>>81218347
>New Simpsons

Anon, they stopped at season 11.
That was years ago too.

>>81205896
I sleep in a big bed with my wife

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>Ned is shown to actually be tempted by Lady Gaga

Can anyone think of a worse episode then this?

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>>81218498

DId Ned end up with Edna?

>>81218498

I believe he married her, and then she/ her voice actress died

>>81218517
yep, then she died too when her voice actress died

poor ned desu

>double widower
>single father with two weirdo kids
>can't do anything about the obnoxious neighbour who keeps stealing you shit
where's your god guy?

frinkiac.com

>>81218566
also
>at least one if not both of rod and todd will turn out to be gay with serious mommy issues
>bible thumping dad won't accept it as reality

>>81206588
AND THOSE

>>81216719
Yeah and Marge made it all the way to capital city that same night? He fucked Mindy and imagined Marge.

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>>81218761

>>81218291
the brothel one

>>81218291
Obviously the Planet of the Apes with Troy McClure

>>81218823

The Spring in Springfield

>>81207364
Childhood is thinking he invited Marge over

Adulthood is realizing that he slept with Mindy and the hallucination is him trying to justify it

>>81207364
biggest thing is "hey there's a turkey behind the bed" which is as out of character for marge as is possible

this rules out >>81207598 and >>81216719

the options are homer fell asleep and imagined the continuation while mindy left or that >>81218302

>>81218355
>>81218428
:v)
was a bit fun with drunk lisa and ex machina, but a bit disjointed overall

>>81206546
The Simpsons had a lot of great dark humor without being too edgy.

>>81218498
>this episode is almost five years old now

JDIMSA

>>81206546
is this a reference to the "NO SPRINGS" short, the one that MST3K watched?

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>>81204284
best case scenario, you'll have the nastiest shit of your life

at worst, I dunno, might die like a bitch

>>81220156
14 CARROT GOLD

>>81207314
But why was Jasper coming to Capital City?

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>>81220236
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>>81220412
You know, for all the retarded memes about the simpsons predicting the future, I'm surprised the only unquestionably 100% right isn't mentioned more often.

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>>81204793

>>81204793
>>81204978
>>81205863
>>81220528
Snucks Fucks & Sucks, lol

>>81206084
based

>>81210380
Huh, I just noticed they changed the bagger's skin color to be darker. Well good for them!

>>81204793
So, Chuck's feed and seed? Why is that funny?

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>>81220258
>Willy's silhouette
>iraqi fighter

gets me everytime