What do you take in to the cinema? >large sweet popcorn >large

I just take water and a can of celery sticks

You're not a fatass, are you?

>>81197939
Nothing because food distracts you from actually watching and noting the movie. If you eat whilst in a theater, you are obese.

>>81197939
I miss eating sugar

>>81197939
Pepsi and salty popcorn with butter

t.not a faggot.

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>>81198013
>>81198020
ITT: Europoors who can't afford to buy delicious concessions

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>>81198059
>Pepsi
>Not a faggot

Large popcorn drenched in butter, with some water to not get thirsty.

A large coffee
A bottle of water

If I feel naughty a bag of sour patch kids.

on my own - nothing because i'm paying and it's overpriced

if it's round lunchtime - nachos

if someone else is paying - bag of sweets, maybe a drink

if it's an indy theatre - popcorn

>>81198117
Actual butter? That would be sticky and messy. Just use sugar or something.

>>81197939
With family: Popcorn with no butter because my parents are giant faggots about butter
Without family: Actual popcorn

popcorn and water purchased at walmart

>>81198062

ITT: Ameriburgers who can't go 2 hours without grazing

my600lblife.jpg

Europoor who's legitimately interested in buttered popcorn. No bullshit nationalism, from this one, I don't care.

Anyway: doesn't it make the popcorn all soggy?

Imitation crab meat and some vodka

crab legs

>>81198184

>going to movies with parents
>ever

kys

>>81197939
I'd take all this if I lived in the us, as I just watch the movies I know will be amazing, here it's almost 10 bucks just the ticket.

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>>81198219
>Being this fucking mad
Lel enjoy pic related or whatever the hell else you eat to prevent starvation
>>81198241
No

Crab legs and a large Coke Zero

>>81198288
>Not spending time with your family
Kys

>>81198241
Not really, then again popcorn is best eaten quickly while it's still hot.

>>81197939
Me?
1. Fifteen potato salad sandwiches on Hawaiian rolls in a ziplock bag
2. Large Tupperware container of scrambled eggs & Mac and cheese with hot dog. Plus a hint of Tabasco for that little kick. (Two spoons, one for the wife)
3. Eight hardboiled eggs (still in shell to preserve flavor)

>>81198339

>Jimmies legit rustled
>accuses others of being mad

kek/10

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>>81197939
there is a bar next to my local theater. before the show i will usually have two or three beers and some chicken wings. during the show usually two more beers

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>>81197939
dirty panties i stole from laundromat

smell that sweet pusy smell while watching superhero movie

LISSEN ERE YOU FACKIN KANTZ IF OI DOEN GET FACKIN DABS ROIGHT PRONTO I'LL SET THA FACKIN DAWGS AWN YEZ

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>>81198480
>Still giving me (You)s
Insists he's not mad while furiously struggling to have the last word
Your inferiority complex is showing lad

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I smuggle in a couple of these

Used to take sweet caramel popcoen, but shitplace where I moved to doesnt ha e that. Noe I buy few cans of Gordons Gin & Tonic, maybe a bag of skittles in a supermarket near and smuggle them in.

>>81198524

>so much damage control
>even has a pic related to prove how much he doesn't care

Whew lad

>>81198594
>He's so weak from being a starving Europoor that he can't hit 2 extra buttons to add a picture
Keep proving my point bud

Popcorn and Coke. Any less and you're a poorfag. Any more and you're a fat fuck.

>>81198269
>getting buttery crab meat over your fellow movie goers

you are the cancer killing the theater industry

>>81198787
>can't go 2 hours without popcorn and coke
>not a fat fuck

Ok ameriburger, whatever you say

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>Not living in America.
>Not having a full 5 course meal while you watch capeshit.
>Europeans must have a real hard time.

>>81198825
It's not that I can't go 2 hours without eating you mong. Popcorn is literally part of the movie going experience. It adds to the aesthetic and atmosphere of the whole thing. When I plan on seeing a movie I eat less so I can make room for the popcorn. As for the Coke, nothing else goes good with popcorn IMO so it has to be that.

>>81198804
>he doesn't build a retaining wall around his seat to catch the overflow

>>81198887
I live in America and this triggers me. How fucking uncomfortable. Imagine all the shit smells you get in there between the different smells mixing in the air plus all the post meal gas that will inevitably show up.

Fucking disgusting.

>>81197939
A flask full of whiskey

>>81198904
movie popcorn was a jewish invention to sell animal feed at 100 times the price

Dr Pepper and wine gums. Sometimes I will swap out the Dr Pepper for a cherry coke.

I mostly eat and drink before the movie though. I get there super early so I can take the best seat and then I sit for like 30 minutes before the ads and just eat and drink and get comfy.

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>>81198904
>When I plan on seeing a movie I eat less so I can make room for the popcorn.

No you don't you fucking fat American cunt

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>>81198457
>bringing food that smells awful

You are cancer

>>81197939
>crab legs
>anvil
>falcon food
>spare towel, the ones provided at the showers suck

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>Pulls out Natto on bread

>>81198963
Same as any other theatre desu. It's just not 7$ popcorn and hotdogs. It's real food that's at least bar quality if not better.

>>81199162
Who vomited on your bread anon?

>>81197939
I usually get a large soda and two hot dogs. and then during halftime break I get a refill and a box of candy to last me through the rest of the film

>>81197939
Wtf is sweet popcorn?

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>>81198508

>>81198324
Sweden is pushing for $15 for a ticket, it's insane.

>>81197939
>extra large popcorn
>large coke
>bag of M&Ms

>>81198457
Kek

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food tubes aka burritos have been specifically designed by mexican kinoscientists in the goal of creating the perfect theater food

there is objcetively no better choice

>>81198013
actually i can eat whatever i want and not put on any weight because my metabolism is fucking amazing.

haha btfo

>>81198963
so it'd smell faintly like a restaurant? what's the problem? restaurants smell delicious

and dont tell me people dont already fart in the theaters cuz i personally ensure that's not true

>>81199423
>theater food
>delicious

Pick one

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>>81198241

Surprisingly no. The "butter flavor" that you can either goosh on yourself or let them put it on for you is really just thickened oil with salty flavors. The "plain" popcorn is popped in similar kind of oil, so it's pretty buttery-tasting and salty anyway.

The extra "butter" topping is disgusting, in my opinion. It doesn't make the kernels soggy, but when you bite into one that got a bunch of it, it sort of explodes all of this oil in your mouth.

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>>81199249
The gods of deliciousness

>>81198062
>>81198110
>>81198339
>>81198524
>>81198804
>>81199063
May as well put on a trip, your samefagging is obvious.

>>81199455
well EXCUUUUUUSE MEEEE mister fancy pants

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>>81199456
>it sort of explodes all of this oil in your mouth.

That's the best

>>81199456
you sound like a real wet blanket

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The definitive soda scale.

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>>81200085
you forgot the best

It's amazing the cognitive dissonance that Europoors engage in when it comes to how shitty their socialist bread line countries are when it comes to matters of food. "Oh, hurshna dershna I never eat fucking popcorn, the international movie snack, at the the movies. Too expensive and it is forbidden by the Quaran, Al-Shada Achkabar-Allah."

Popcorn. Soda/Water/maybe tea or lemonade. That's movie snacks. No celery. No government-approved rations from the Crown. No lobster dinners. No chicken tendies or nachos. Popcorn and maybe candy. That's fucking it.

It's not hard.

>>81197939
>its an american can't stop eating and silently watch a film for 2 hours thread

fucking fat fucks

>>81197939

generally a 200 ml bottle of Jameson

>>81201193

I'm an American and I agree with their attitude. Eating food during a movie is fucking sad and gross to look at. Surely you can stop eating for 2 hours in the day to try to maybe focus on the movie in front of you. The only people who are devout popcorn eaters are megaplebs because sitting through their dogshit Marvel trash requires no attention and so eating is obviously the only thing the sad fucks in there want to do while they watch their boom booms

>>81201984
here in south america people just buy the popcorn but most of the time leave the fucking box full and or spilled in the theaters.

>>81197939
One big box of popcorn and share with 3 friends. And maybe a soft drink or water.

>>81198457
nothing beats a home cooked meal

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>>81198059
>butter on popcorn

I thought that was a meme, do amerifats really eat that?

>>81202352
Do Eurofats really eat mayo on pommes frites?

>>81202412

As a Canadian I have to endure watching my fellow citizens eating fries drenched in gravy and cheese curds all the time. It is vile.

>>81198887
where are the crab legs

>>81202517
Actually both are superior to fucking ketchup. If you've gotta lubricate greasy fries, more grease is the way to go.

>>81198339
You know, that was 'created' from trying to find what the cheapest possible meal was. No one actually eats toast sandwhiches

>>81202559
Only seafood is Alaskan Cod, Pan Seared Salmon, Shrimp Cocktail, or Garlic Fried Shrimp at my local theater bar sadly.

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>always ask for salty/sweet mixed popcorn
Am I autistic?

A theater near me actually serves drinks and food while eating. Pretty sweet, can get expensive, especially if ordering alcohol. They have a system where you put a card up and a waiter comes by and takes you order. I can order anything really, sandwiches, fish, steak, hamburgers, pizza, normal menus stuff. But they do mark up the prices.

>>81198508
/Thread

>>81203358
>no crab legs

i want to speak to the manager now

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>ask for salty popcorn
>TOO salty
>ask for sweet popcorn
>TOO sweet
>ask for coke
>70% ICE

A pocketful of lifesaver mints and cough drops

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>>81197939
A bucket of Chairman Maomix

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>>81197939
Did somebody say "Minstrels"?

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>>81198324
I live in the US and not only are the tickets expensive (unless matinee hours) the price of the theater food has gone up a shitton

>>81203692
the prices seem to be increasing rapidly everywhere

Usually just a pocket burrito

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>>81199492
Close but no cigar faggot

>>81197939
Why does the hot dog not get a purple bubble?

>>81203828
Yeah, I'd never pay that much though. It's gotta be parents getting food for their kids or fatties willing to spend $6 on a hotdog.

Large Sprite and Reese's Pieces, plus chicken tenders if the theater serves food.

>>81203256
Nah kettle corn is kino corn

>Not eating festive seasonal snacks at the movie house

Jelly beans or Peeps in spring
Candy corn in fall
Sunflower seeds in summer
Snowcaps in winter

>>81197939
A medium coffee - Black.

A notebook and pen. I only see a film in theaters if I think it's intellectual enough to even warrant paying for the ticket. I'll wait 2-3 weeks after it's out to filter out the most of the plebs and braindead morons who flock to movies for """""fun""""". Usually means minimum talking and I don't have to hear fools messing with wrappers/chewing loudly while I try to educate myself.

>>81198152
Sugar? wtf

I always sneak something in, a Potbelly's wreck and some blood orange soda is my usual but it depends on what's around

>>81198568
probably the grossest thing ive seen all day but it did make me kek

>>81199483
i almost threw up the first time i tried that shit

>>81203439
ask for no ice genius
If it has ice don't pay them

>>81197939
Snow crab legs extra drawn butter

My theater has 18 screens, and two of them are GTX which, I have no idea what it means, but instead of chairs they have recliners and each seat has a cocktail table. During the advertisements (not previews - the ads before the previews) a waiter comes around and takes meal and drink orders. Nothing is better than watching kino on a bigger screen, sipping wine and eating chicken Alfredo. Plus you have to be 21 to sit in there so no annoying teens or kiddos

Weird thing is the rest of the screens are normal.

>>81205136
I watched BvS like this. and it took me 2 screenings + 2 for the uncut version to list out all the things that I missed.

fucking Snyder. What kind of man are you?

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>>81205915
>one time at mcdonalds
>asked for no ice
>they give me a coke only 2/3ish full

>>81203358
I have one near me like that too, super high class and tickets are $22. 100 percent worth it.
http://www.bethesdamagazine.com/Bethesda-Beat/2014/iPic-Brings-Luxury-Movie-Theater-Experience-to-Pike-Rose/
They even come around and bring you a blanket, it's like flying first class

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>a movie theatre
>inside a theme park
>at an airport

CAN YOU IMAGINE IT GOY?

>>81202517
I was excited to try poutine until I actually tried it.

They're just soggy fries with gravy and cheese curds vomited on top. Maybe good for a few bites but you're quickly forced to shovel in the muck before it gets cold.

Complete meme food. Just like bacon.

>>81198963
Maybe if you have a shit theater that doesn't circulate fresh air into the theater.

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>>81206357
you must just naturally look like a bitch, no one's ever done that to me and I'm always pushy about drinks

>>81198887
the real crime here is her shoes are still on. I always take off my shoes and they're comfy as fuck.

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Honestly depends , I am a type 1 diabetic (since 17) Water is always a solid choice but I don't want my blood sugar to spike too much so usually I just have a delicious air.

>>81206716
I always take my shirt off once it gets dark. Anyone else?

A Tupperware full of deviled eggs with creme bruleé followed by beans and sausage

>>81206861
the theatre can see you on their video cameras, take off your pants instead. Chair in front of you blocks their view, it's why I'm always safe taking off my shoes.
Keeps people from sitting next to me too.

>>81205136
>A notebook and pen
why?

>>81198184
>Being raised by some sort of giant butter faggots
Eugh, not even once.

>>81206848
This. I mean I could just take a little insulin to cover whatever treat I want. But it's safer just to gnaw on the cardboard tubs they put the popcorn in. I throw the popcorn instead so it all works out.

pint of vodka
buy a large pop