SHE ACTUALLY FAILED ART SCHOOL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I received a 2.6 in Communications class and 4.0's in the Physics, Calc, Chem, etc. Why do people say that class is easy?

>>81196952
because they don't have autism

>>81196952
What was hard about it?

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>>81196860
/our leader/ Hitler failed art school too

>>81197074
No, he wasn't admitted into the Vienna school of arts because they were into degenerate expressionistic shit and he drew the opposite of that.

>>81197199
Hitler was a fucking awful artist, that's why he wasn't admitted.

>muh expressionism

Fuck off cuck.

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>>81196860
i wanted to jennapost so bad yesterday, but didn't want to share her with /mu/ since they don't deserve to look at her

>>81197515
Such is life

i nearly failed all my art classes as well because i was busy with more important shit as in my major and the stuck up cunt teaching the class took my disinterest personal

prerequisites are fucking retarded

>>81197047
Its a prescriptive take on making art, just like any other discipline you need certin requirments to consider a piece passable. Add on an extensive overview in art history in most courses and it can be as demanding as anything else in school. Pam may be a bad example but if you talk to anybody trying to get into a music institution and you'll see

>>81197442
>Hitler was a fucking awful artist, that's why he wasn't admitted.

You're LITERALLY retarded.

>>81197442
His art wasn't that bad.

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>WAKE ME UP

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P-Pam..?

>>81197595
In a Communications class?

>>81197595
fucking art history. never had any other course require so much information and memorization. i remember for every test, I'd need to buy 3 separate packs of index cards to make flash cards to help memorize artists and years and i'd be carrying a 6 inch stack of cards everywhere i went

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>>81197442
He wasn’t terrible, with a bit of schooling he could have been decent

>>81197746
That's the only way they can make it "rigorous".

>>81196860
Couldn't draw Tippy the Turtle.

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who was the best character and why was it Creed?

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>>81197693
I already told you, don't talk and ruin the fantasy for me. Ok, JIM? Now shut up and call me Beesly

>>81197754
>that hip
should have killed himself years before tbqh

>>81197679

His art was boring, and the only aesthetic merit it has now is the fact it was done by Hitler.

In any other world, it would be forgotten.

Why do modern STEM autists have this embarrassingly poor appreciation of the fine arts?

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>>81197840
>>81197902
Guess the artist of pic related

>>81197944
Everybody starts somewhere, problem is Hitler never went anywhere and kept sucking

>>81196860
Why do you think she was a receptionnist to begin with? Don't think its ever mentionned, but I'm not sure she went to college. She got with Roy in high school and then got this job at dunder mifflin after graduating, I guess.

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>>81197944
look at this fucking garbage ffs

>>81197992
>Everybody starts somewhere, problem is Hitler never went anywhere and kept sucking

it seemed to hold true when he ran the Third Reich, an idiot leading even bigger idiots

>>81197992
Not an answer, this is a world famous, celebrated artist who fucking sucked ass for years until they finally got gud.

>>81196860
more like fart school

>>81197997
scranton is in pennslyvania though. its weird enough that they even have office buildings there, but i don't think the population there even goes to college, they're simpletons?

>>81198126
go away you leaf

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>art school
Lol.

>>81198030
this picture evokes a really strange feeling in me.
The art is laughable, especially when you look at the details like comparing the sizes of the different people. So its funny, but at the same time a really strange feeling that this was made by Hitler when he was probably optimistic and full of normal dreams, and that reactions like the one Im having (lol its bad) contributed to his turn to politics and the events of WWII.

Wonder if theres a word for this kind of feeling.

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>>81198030
>>81197754
he wasn't terrible but schooling wouldn't have helped him. Realism had long gone of style and becoming better at it wouldn't have made his art seem any less trite compared to other popular contemporary artists.

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>"Hey Pam you should go to New York and take a chance on art school you deserve to follow your dreams"
>"By the way is it okay if I pursue my dream business in Philadelphia that's actually taking off and can bring us in a lot of money?"
>"NO JIM FUCK YOU STAY IN SCRANTON AND DIE YOU SELFISH PIG REEEEEEEEEE"

>>81198334
search for anything more figurative of Picasso and shut the fuck up

Hitler's shit perspective and scale wouldn't fly in the 18th century

>>81196952
because stem kiddies think anything they can't do is beneath them

>>81198353
>o-okay... i'll try to spend more time in scranton 4 u
>can you at least record cee-cee's dance recital? it's important to me...

>>81198150
Maybe. There are like 4/5 average city liberal, 1/5 redneck.

Michael went to college I think, or I can't remember if there was an episode where he lied about it or something. dunno

>art school
i thought this was just a meme.. what to do you do? draw all day?

>>81198477
I think he lied about it. He was still part of the generation that was able to get a job/be promoted without a college degree

>>81198477
>>81198555
He lied about it. There was an episode where he explicitly said he never went to college.

>>81198555
>he thinks you can't lie about a college degree today

Do you really think HR meticulously goes through every applicant's college transcripts when they can't usually even be bothered to check up on people's references? It's as easy as it ever was to get a good job without a college degree as long as it's not in a hard STEM field.

>>81198589
"I did not go to business school. You know who else didn't go to business school? LeBron James, Tracy McGrady, Kobe Bryant."

>>81198197
How will Pepe be remembered in art history?

>>81198279
I think his character turn had more to do with the fact that the gas attacks turned his brain into mush. Too retarded to wear his gas mask.

>>81198640
I mean, it's already _unironically_ been cemented in news and national archives as a racist symbol...

>>81198511
No.

You take people who have an innate talent in creativity and focus on how the hell you're gonna apply it to established areas of the work force. Nobody goes to art school to, for instance, paint in their garage and hope they can end up in a museum.

But they do take their skills, develop them, and find ways to make it benefit other fields. I'd say most art majors I know work on designing products that an engineer can make function, but can't make anyone think is cool.

It definitely does come off as maybe a little shallow and pointless, but since capitalism requires standing out above the competition then you need artists to turn a tool or a device or a building into something more.

>>81197823
god damn, sit on my face beesly

>>81198416
y u so mad bro?

>>81198832
I knew plenty of art majors who actually put their emphasis on painting. They ended up graduating with no marketable skills and getting jobs as baristas. Sure some of them get into design but their are still plenty who pursue studio concentrations and either end up at starbucks or teaching at a community college.

>>81197442
>wot in jewish indoctrination

lol no he wasn't. not a master, but definitely not bad

>>81198030
thats awesome

>>81197805
Creed is unironically Reddit.

>>81199159
pleb

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>>81198334
As far as I'm aware portraiture, still life and anatomical studies are the very foundation of any fine art course. Before an artist can get stuck in to the avant garde wankery they need a fairly firm grasp of the basic rules and where and how they can be bent or broken.

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>>81197754
Learning to draw is the hardest thing I've ever done. I seriously feel like I have a learning disability.
t. computer science major

>>81197823
HOL UP

Pam looks like THAT?????????????

>>81199771
WHAT U THINK

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>>81197515
not enough Jenna ITT

>>81199771
not anymore

>>81196860

It's practically impossible to fail humanities classes but to really excel in them is still challenging. Most morons have no idea how to write a proper paper or integrate an argument that has a shred of an interesting idea.

>>81199746
FUCK
What book is this from? I've been meaning to study more about Adolf's origins.

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>>81200012
YOU ARE MAKING ME DO THIS EMILY

>>81200304
spoken like a dork with a humanities degree

>>81197199
no, the vienna school actually recommended that he take their architectural classes but he didn't for some reason.

>>81200370
gimme dat sauce bb

>>81197693
Where is this from?

>>81200346

Yes, being passionate about something and studying it is such a lame waste of time.

why are stem fags such betas

>>81196952
those classes require you to work with other students

>>81200427
t. Taxi driver

>>81200427
>gets made fun of
>b-beta!!!

shut the fuck up dweeb. get me a large mochaccino cappuccino with acai berries, soy milk, and pig lard. small large

>>81200441
>>81200462

>>81200441

stem fags have to be the saddest people on the planet. literally brainwashed into thinking that money somehow makes their life worthwhile. I legitimately feel pity for you, stay normies forever brahs

desu I kinda wish I was a taxi driver, seems like an alright gig

>>81200481
you are a dead-end aspie. you're gonna have to deal with it.

also, the only reason people are making fun of you in this thread is because you actually felt the need to defend your degree in the first place after people were attacking a fictional character for failing art school. baby dick syndrome.

seriously, think about it instead of denying it out of ego.

>>81200526

lololol

My wife is a psychologist. I work 4 days a week at a job with zero stress because my gravy train has come in.

Continue projecting and working towards a job you hate so you can feel mildly more secure with some money in your bank account.

>>81198279
There is, it's called being a guy faggot.

>>81196860
More like fart school

>>81200642
you're tragically wrong on all accounts. also, i love my job and get to travel a lot.

seriously, you put a target on your own back by piping up like some insufferable faggot
>AKTHUALLY GUISE—
shut the fuck up you balding geriatric beer-gutted queer

>>81200697

you should really calm down

I know you love being a brainless normie but you don't have to get so angry at other people who didn't follow your tragic waste of an existence

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>tfw can't draw for shit

>>81200725
you seem madder than everyone really i think you're the one who should take a chill pill

>>81200725
i'm extremely calm.

you ostensibly have a wife and stable family life, yet you're lurking on an indonesian rug-weaving image board to defend your humanities degree. you're a fucking loser, which is further corroborated by you being your wife's bitch. what kind of man is a gold digger?

stop speaking in memes. you're like 40 years old you sad piece of shit

>>81200756
why is the car smiling?

>>81199159
You're Reddit, man!

>>81200775

I can't believe you're using words like "gold digger" unironically. God damn stem fags are so pathetic, you guys have such hilariously skewed value systems. shouldn't you be on /pol/ or something?

also implying I'm past my 20s. Some of us are able to get wives who love us when we're not young. Not all of us end up alone spending all of our time working and pretending to be happy because "gee, I get to travel to do work instead of have the free time to travel to do what I want"

I love that propaganda is so effective that you actually think you're being reasonable when you spew it back outwards. You've been brainwashed my man.

Also, the calm guy can't keep yelling and crying and hurling "fuck this fuck that you pussy bitch" at a stranger.

That job is really taking a toll on you bro.

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>>81200874
tldr

>>81198334
Oh fuck off. People like Picasso and munch only created their own styles after reaching near perfect skill in realism. Fine, hitler was in his 20's and still hadn't reached that near perfection of realism, so it's fair to say he probably wouldn't have become an all time renowned artist, but to say he was shit and inevitably always would have been shit is total bull.

>>81200924

go pick up a book mate, save your soul

>>81197684
a fucking stapler

she actually thought someone would buy a drawing of a stapler that a 13 year old could do

DELUDED

>>81198030
Mediocre art.
If you can't be an artist, go big and try to conquer Europe while also gassing the jews.

>>81201000
On Van Gogh's first try, he drew the hands of the peasants

>>81198477
Michael went to the school of hard knocks.
Also, accurate. Roy and cousin were rednecks, but most people in the office were city liberal. Meredith was obviously on the red side.

>>81201077
Nice reference senpai
Not enough people watch Brooklyn-99

>>81197944
>>81201077
This an early Van Gogh

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Who was in the wrong here?

>>81201135
Aboslutely everyone in the office except for the coloreds were on the red side if you really think about it. Also, michael since he said he voted for obama. Maybe creed would be blue, but he obviously can't vote. Actually maybe even oscar would be red too, he was with the (s) senator.

>>81200969
i've read more than you. you're a dead end

>>81201205
Wait my bad, I forgot the Office had a snobby gay dude in it as well
My point still stands though

>>81201227
MO TEL ART

>>81197442
He was the greatest performance artist of all time

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>>81197442
Sure bud

>>81198030
That looks really unfinished

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>>81197442
Really makes you think (^:

>>81201335
I mean, what do you propose to just keep doing classical forever?

Humans reached 100% endgame culturally like 500 years ago. Do you keep doing the same missions over and over or do you get bored and try to find game-breaking bugs?

>>81200924
This is such a pointless gif. It could be condensed into a pic since the gif is just of lips moving.

>>81201420
Life isn't a videogame, though, anon.

>>81201548
that's exactly what i always say about anime

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>>81201420
>humans

well whites did

some other races never got past the tutorial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tOkb1y7hEs

>>81201420

>Spot the redditor
All it needed was a Harry Potter reference

>>81201735
What about Egypt?

>>81201833
Ancient Egyptians were Semitic.

>>81201833

yeah about that....

>Our analyses reveal that ancient Egyptians shared more Near Eastern ancestry than present-day Egyptians, who received additional Sub-Saharan admixture in more recent times.

>http://eurogenes.blogspot.com/2017/03/ancient-human-dna-at-saa-2017.html


>>81201893
uh, no

Egyptian was an Afro-Asiatic language, so it was only related to Semitic languages in the same way that English is related to Sanskrit

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>>81202022
>blogspot.com

>>81201548
Less pointless than your life, though. At least with the .gif, you can say it along with Timmy Al.

>>81202022
Why is everyone talking about Hitler and Egyptians instead of Pam's feet? Fuck this gay earth

>>81200874
LMAO you're such a little pussy bitch. post a pic of yourself. you're probably worse off than that fat fuck from aqua teenage hunger force

>>81202022
>eurogenes.blogspot.com/

c'mon now

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>>81201403

This was unsettling

>>81200335
>emily blunt will NEVER step on your balls
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)

>>81201833
Nothing to do with Abbos

>>81197442
He wasn't an awful artist, he just couldn't draw people well. He was exceptional at buildings, and they recommended that he do studies in architecture instead. He could have been incredibly successful at that, but he sperged out and started WW2.

>>81202539
why would you want him to step on your balls? gay

a lot of artists get too pretentious with shit

i just like to goof off and have a good time making weird shit!!!

>>81196952
This is pretty normal. You don't respect the class because you know it's easy so you don't try or even worse don't show up. That's how I failed statistics. When I actually bothered to pay attention the second time I took it I was baffled at how damn easy it was.

>>81196860
I'd like to think she wouldn't have failed if the school was in Scranton. She's just not a city mouse.

>>81197074
>/our leader/
Why do people do this. Its not like you actually worship him, its just "HEY LOOK AAT ME IM OFFENSIVE KILL ALL JEWS NIGGERS IM EDGY AS FUCK LOLOLOLOLO SUCK MY DICK BETA MALE"

I mean racist jokes can be funny, like really funny if they are timed right but now its just reddit tier hitler and lynch the blacks jokes.

>>81205213
cause they get people like ((you)) to reply

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>>81202963
>exceptional at buildings
Ehhh to be fair he had a few really nice pieces, but he pretty consistently fucked up some pretty simple stuff when it came to keeping a consistent perspective

I failed art school.
I had to do 150 sketches a week, 50-200 notans and that was only 30% of the class's grade, and that was for one class out of four, art history was easy and a waste of time, and I had to find a fucking internship and teach myself parts of the human anatomy how the fucking skeleton and muscular system works for my first fucking semester.

A fucking essay and a thesis for an art period, what the fuck am I supposed to write about, some pretentious worthless bullshit? Dropped that shit and just did graphic and web design.

>>81201403
kek Hitler's art is shit by comparison

>>81202963
>he started WW2
im glad you lack critical thinking skills

>>81205562
>goes to art school
>complains about pretentious worthless bullshit

>>81205805
>goes to shitty public school without a major
>has to waste 2 years of tuition on GE classes instead of taking them online

>>81205352
fuck, thats actually true

>>81197668
>>81197679
>>81197754
>>81199101
>>81201332
>ou)
>>wot in jewish
>>81201332
>>81201335
>>81201403
>>81202963
Fuck off cucks.

>>81201403
Hitler's stuff is something i would buy in a flea market for $20. Still, it isn't bad and i see no reason as to why he wasn't accepted.

>>81196860
70% of students from my school failed and dropped out the first year. Proper art schools are not easy. They usually grade on a professional level, 'A' being passable to a client.

>>81205962
because those are some shitty compositions and back then they didn't have student loans

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>>81205962
this guy shops at flea markets

>>81206002
this

if you go to a public art school, expect lazy teachers who promote personal expression over learning the fundamentals to drawing and analyzing space. you will learn more about history and theory than application because they can't afford real teachers who have mastered their medium.

>>81200481
>s-stupid stem fags
*eats ramen*
>money doesnt make you happy
*serves latte*
>you pursue what makes you happy!
*falls 100k in debt*
>enjoy working a job you hate!
*live with parents*
>gonna enjoy doing what i actually want in life!
*ding fries are done*

>art
>school
Why do talentless people do this?

>>81201077
Underrated dubpost

Do you think Jenna is crying right now?

>>81196952
Because you just have to show up to get an A?

>>81209321
do you really actually believe that?

>>81200697
lol this is some myspace-tier internet fight

youre both sound like fags

>>81201403
he could had been a great architect

>>81209539
You sound like a herb who can't into grammar. Keep your worthless opinions between yourself and your grandma.