>where would you like to sit sir? F15

>>81196607

>No option for top of the stairs

I'm going to a different cinema next time

J17

I'll take to the balcony to get a better view of the child's playplace

>>81196607
J13 and wifey by my side

>>81196607
F16 and I'll accidently drink your coke and eat your popcorn

Shouldn't J14 be pre-reserved for the intermission hand puppeteer?

>>81196607
E15 and I'm 6'2

>>81196665
J15 maybe I'll share some of my beer with your wifey

>>81196665
What about her son?

>>81196607
At home watching torrents because I'm a gay ass NEETfaggot with no friends or money.

>>81196607

E15, kicking your seat

J01

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>>81196665
Uh, you don't get to bring friends

>>81196607
J30 please

I15 so I can play with >>81196665's feet

B6

>>81196649
Sunk my Battleship

a couple seats in from the aisle.

I like to sit close to peripheries.

J13 for me and J12 - J11 for my wife and Jamal

>>81196607
j 15 because i'll be safe if there's another cinema shooting

>>81196607
>not J16
I like to see the plebs in their scum below me when i see movies too

J30 because that's where the falcon stand is.

>>81197192
already taken faggot go find another anon to cuck

>>81197315

Wtf, nobody wants to sit RIGHT NEXT to the falcon stand, it smells like bird shit and you get feathers in your popcorn

>>81196607
Ideally H16, but it's not like im allowed in the screening rooms. Im serving a lifelong sentence if hard labor in the theater salt mines for failling the penis inspection 4 times in a row.

>>81196607
I'd buy a ticket for J01, then sit in F15 and you wouldn't say shit to me because I'm black.

>>81196607
G16 please sir

Could I also order some crab legs?

B15 because I don't need my neck anyway

>>81196607
E15

I like to be overwhelmed by the screen.

>>81196665

Here is your seat sir : https://youtu.be/JBx-vydxfKU

>tfw someone else books the tickets
>it's a J
>The binoculars aren't inclusive
It sounds like a meme but this shit actually happened to me at a gay ass musical.
Muhfugginass selling you a trash-tier seat, then charging you extra to actually see the goddamn thing.
It's fucking real life DLC. What next, they build an expansion so you get to be charged a telescope?
Book your seat, which is in your house, so you can pay-per-view a livestream?
C'mon dude man, that's some hot bullshit.

~£50 ticket, £1 binoculars.
I don't care, it's the principle.
If a seat requires binoculars, don't fucking build it.
And certainly don't charge people to see the stage.

>Implying I paid the £1
No. Fucking Jews and their money grubbing schemes.
It was The Lion King at the Lyceum Theater in London, avoid it like the plague.

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>>81198917

>>81196607
So even seat-numbering is ass-backwards in America? Go figure...

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>>81196607
"E16 through G14 are reserved sir."

>>81196607
G23

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What kind of absolute cuck would even consider sitting in the fucking corner?

JO1 because movie is shit and i need my cock sucked

>>81199912
if you arent buying a ticket in the rear of the mid then you are a pleb

>>81200000
HOLY SHIT

>>81200000
holy shit!

>>81196607
C29

>>81200000
holy shit thanks kek

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>>81200000

>>81196607
B9
I like to make jokes about what's going on on the screen loudly, and then turn around to say "am I right?". I'm local cinema joker, everybody loves me

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>>81200471
>local cinema joker
Where would we be without the occasional cinema shoot-up to thin the herd