Bright(2017)

>>81196410

He looks like such a putz there, moreso than usual

Glad to see Will Smith finally coming out of the closet with that Village People mustache and costume

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>>81196410
>Max Landis

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>written by max landis

You didn't like End of Watch?

Man, I love Will Smith, but he has to stop getting into shit movies.

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>>81196410

>that expression on Will

Kek

This Suicide Squad/Police Academy crossover is weird.

If you had an infinite number of chimps typing on an infinite number of laptops, you'd produce the works of max landis in about 2 seconds

>>81196718
Ayer is now the enemy, brah.
If OP doesn't shits on him he doesn't gets his emoneys.

>>81197048
hmm? If you had an infinite number of chimps typing, wouldn't everything, including Landis' work be written instantly?

>>81197287
The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare.
You don't need infinite time for landis. Thanks for making me explain the joke

>>81196718
i didnt see it
i saw Fury though, and that flick was a horrendous piece of shit

>>81197387
no
not the anon you were replying to but if there were infinite chimps, then the works of max landis would be written just as quickly as any other text of the same length. do you understand

>>81197610
It was a fucking joke. Jesus, it's like I'm surrounded by people who take every statement at face value

>>81196410
>netflix original

doesn't count

>>81197661
maybe you should just stick to funny image macros for your "jokes"

>>81197661
Not him, but he's right. You worded yourself, and now a joke that should've been funny doesn't work.

>>81197700

Why not?

>>81197661
your pitiful attempts at humour, paired with your general ineptness and unfamiliarity with common thought experiments, made you a fitting target for my razor sharp wit. sorry you had to take the blunt impact kid, but next time maybe thing twice before being so brazenly incorrect... you blithering simpleton. *does a backflip off my dads honda onto your head, crushing it like a grape* later, kiddo...

>>81197661
"Surrounded"? Anon, you're on the internet. There's nobody around you, and you can leave at any time.

>>81197610
infinite does not mean all inclusive. there are infinite numbers between 1 and 2, but none of them are 3.

>>81197661
JUST

>>81197661
>Don't pay attention to what I say because I could mean something different

How to spot a retard worth ignoring 100% of the time

>>81197745
no box office numbers

>>81197661
>tries to make a pun he probably stole from some tv show
>doesnt understand his audience are autistic and will take it literally

the definition of reddit

>>81197804
>>81197803
both wrong

>>81197869
wrong again

reddit definitely is smarter than c

>>81196410
So, Not-Shadowrun?

>Bright is an upcoming American fantasy film starring Will Smith as a Los Angeles Police Department police officer who teams up with an Orc cop in a world of both human and mythical creatures.[2]
N-nani?

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>Ayer
>bad
shiggycide squad doesn't count

>>81198542
Yeah neither does Fury.
The only good movie Ayer has ever done was End of Watch.

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>written by max landis

>>81198583
>Yeah neither does Fury.
Why do you contrarian faggots not like Fury?

>>81198661
Because apart from Shia LaBeouf and Jon Bernthal, the one tank scene in the middle and the scene they have in the German house before it gets blown up, it's another generic WWII movie.

>>81197818

Bro, how do you not know that box office is about to become irrelevant in the next five to ten years?

The theater going movie business is in trouble. Stale retreads and comic book bullshit have killed the movie industry.

>>81198716
best job i ever had

Am I the only one who is legitimently confused by the success of Will Smith's career.

The only movie I think he really did well in was Men in Black.

>>81198716
It's true, I own this movie and can't remember anything but the tank scene (and frickenlaserbeams).

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>written by Max Landis
>he also wrote Chronicle

Haters BTFO Chronicle was kino.

Fury was fucking amazing, fuck you guys
Watching Ayer stand behind Suicide Squad was weird. Finding out that this is his next film is weirder

Can he just go back to making war kinos?

I had a nightmare last night that Max Landis was going on shooting sprees at my local kinoplex

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>>81199002
>Ayer will never direct a modern version of Memphis Belle

>>81198794
Yes. Will's pretty open about his success: he studied what films were making money (back in the late 90s, films with lots of over-the-top vfx) and then did whatever he could to get cast in them
And this is coming off the hugely successful Fresh Prince of Bel Air

Films cementing his status:
>Bad Boys and Bad Boys 2
>Independence Day
>Men In Black and its sequels
>Wild Wild West (mixed reception but definitely in the public sphere)
>Ali
>I, Robot
>Shark Tale
>Hitch
>The Pursuit of Happiness
>I Am Legend
>Hancock

Between them, he's been A-list pretty much his career since leaving fresh prince.
Some of them are great films (that he was great in), others just made loads of money. Or ones like WWW are just infamously so bad they're good

>>81199012

How was his hair?

>>81196410
Why does David Ayer like juggalo shit so much?

>>81199262
Slicked back like with grease

>>81199295
LA born and raised. So when he does street, it's a particular brand of it.

How was pops Landis able to get his kid in after his fall from grace?

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>>81199489
Let's just say he knew how to get him a head

>>81199489

Ever heard of 'money'?

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>>81198542
>when pena gets drunk and talks about the dead horses

it'd be 11/10 if the ending wasn't so fucking bad that it nearly ruins the movie

>>81200148

how'd he get away with putting a mexican in a WW2 movie?

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>>81199592
A. Head
Ahead
Get it?! Get ahead in life, get a head because his dad decapitated people accidentally?

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>>81196687
>>81196710
Who is he?

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>>81196594
cause hes getting to that age where he can just slot into roles without trying...most A+ males actors hit this peak for a fews years before being lead back into the hills to die.

>>81197391
>i saw Fury though
I'm no /pol/ack, but damn was I cheering for the nazis by the time that movie was over

>>81196410
>Shadow run the movie
this is going to be KINO

>>81196410
>that trio
Holy shit. That's anti-christ in cinema form.

>>81197661
Welcome to /tv/.

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>written by max landis

>>81196410

AYO HOL UP

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>>81196410
>>written by Max Landis

>>81197661
Haha holy shit all those bootyblasted replies to this proving him right

>>81197391
>hating on fury
tanks shooting lasers was legit. too legit for you perhaps

why does max landis keep getting work

like what the hell he's fucking terrible at writing

>>81196410
my last two digits will be the RT score

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>>81201251

>>81197661
add me to the screencap

>>81196782
You could just say Alien Nation...