Why aren't you out in the woods looking for dead bodies

Because I'm busy playing baseball with mailboxes, faggot.

with my what?

>>81191745
Because there are already plenty of dead bodies to play with in my basement.

>>81191745
Friends? What are those?

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>>81191745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqSQXO0OrLc

>Why aren't you out in the woods looking for dead bodies with your friends?

i have no friends and i don't need to leave the house to see a dead body. i could go on google images if i wanted to see that shit

>>81191831
>>81191864
>>81191948
>not having friends
How pathetic and worthless are you?

>>81191982
Very

I'm 23. My spirit is dead.

>>81191745
>friends

>>81191982
where the h*ck do you think you are?

>>81191982
I'm agoraphobic, so you figure it out.

>>81191745
Because if I wanted to look at a dead body I could just look in the mirror

I used to before I started anime.
anime, not even once

>>81191982
Why are you here?

>le edgy /b/ tween thread

>>81192123
>>81192202
>th-this is my safespace th-though!!!!
Maybe >>>/r9k/ is more your style.

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>tfw you used to build forts in the mangroves out of drift wood after spending hours at the beach with your friends
I unironically had the best childhood and I still turned into a sad failure.

>>81191745
because I am the one putting the bodies there snurf...snurf

I'm too hungover.
I'm going to die if I leave my bed.

>>81191982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzYGWF6qrts

>>81192707
Thanks.

>be 12
>play CS:GO, watch invader zim, get annoyed by qt lolis with crushes on us
>life is great
>go camping with scouts
>spend all day playing with fire, playing on bikes and roasting sausages
>go on hike
>near the end the scout master holds back the quiet kid and tells us to go ahead
>turns out he molested him
>no more scouts
>no more adventures
happy days

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>>81192981
Faggots ruin everything. I did scouts in Oklahoma. Any faggots in scouts would be drawn and quartered and we would have made a badge out of it.

>>81192981
>>be 12
>>play CS:GO

this is a 18+ board

>>81192981
Nice blog. How was he molested?

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>>81191982

I remember I got a boner watching this. More than once I think.

>>81193029
maybe just the ones that diddle little kids
>>81193260
meant CS source, you're right CS:GO was a little later
>>81193312
don't know, but another time my friend's brother said he opened the tent and took a picture of him and he once offered to put lotion on my chest after I fell into stinging nettles (I declined), he also brought a weird friend I'd never seen before who wore sunshades

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>>81191745
woods have been filled with gay raepists since the 70s bro. ask ned.

>>81193029
>mfw no one got molested in my boy scout group since in France you're coordinated by women, and not men
Was only there a year though, so I wouldn't know much, and begged my mother to retract me from there since I wasn't comfortable with spending an entire weekend with kids my age.
Typical anon I guess.

>>81192559
me too man, took some molly and whatever drinks I was handed in Silverlake last night :(

>>81195993
Boy scouts are coordinated by women? The fuck. There is no way women would do some of the more extreme things we did in the scouts. We went on week long hikes without bathing and did rock climbing, shot rifles, and horseback riding and a bunch of other things. There is a giant camp in the south west of the US where thousands of scouts spend a few weeks a year doing the more hardcore things and there were only 2 or 3 girl scouts there. Also I don't imagine women letting boys do things like fight clubs or lighting random shit on fire with aerosol or some of the stupid things we did for fun. I wish I could go back to being a scout.

>>81191799
Underrated post.

>>81196501
>Boy scouts are coordinated by women? The fuck.
Though, but I don't know if this in any way is what it is in the US, is cub-scouts, (or louveteaux as we'd name them here). I believe that you're then screened by males when you're in the 11-16 range, in which you're an éclaireur (what might be closer to the boy scouts things you'd experienced, but as I said, I only stayed there one year before reaching 'éclaireur' age).

There was once a year where we'd camp for two weeks out in the wilderness, and the girl guides tagged along, so I guess they were fine with it. They were former girl scouts anyways.

>thousands of scouts spend a few weeks a year doing the more hardcore things
That happens in France too, though it's more of a religious pilgrimage thing, and not too hardcore in itself. Thin, posher youth days.

>Also I don't imagine women letting boys do things like fight clubs or lighting random shit on fire with aerosol or some of the stupid things
Nah, they were alright, and lenient in how things were presided. Don't be a dumbfuck was all they really required of you.

>>81191745
I'm not 12
I also only found porn in the woods

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>>81196501
Boy scouts are all faggots. You act like you are some super badass for being in the scouts when in reality you were the laughing stock of the school.

>>81197023
I don't consider it "badass" but we did do memorable things that most kids didn't do. Your troop is like your clique of friends and you get to do really cool shit at a young age like fishing from a canoe, spending a night in the woods with no gear, trekking across mountains, climbing, first aid, learning to read maps and use a compass, sailing, archery, and shooting rifles and shotguns. We also spent nights playing video games, capture the flag in a big field and gambling. It was a lot more badass than whatever you emo faggots did like skateboarding and cutting yourself to linkin park. You missed out.

>>81191799
Kek

>>81191745
That goofy looking fat kid married a hot bitch

There are no woods, if there are they're all barb wired off, or converted into parking lots and shopping plazas.

>>81191982
>has friends
>still wastes time on 4chan
Who's pathetic and worthless?

>>81197023
And yet both of you ended up as losers here with the rest of us. Ah life

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>I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve.
>Jesus, does anyone?

>>81193029

>posting that picture seriously

Also, gay people and pedophiles are probably different, you podunk embarrassment to humanity. Neck yourself, sister fucker.

>inb4 faggot detected

Just a well-adjusted human being here is all.

>>81191745
Literally how does a 10 year-old "stumble" across a secluded dead body 20+ miles and several days on foot away from home?

>>81198674
>stumble

Watch the movie, fag.