Subtitles needed

>>81191043
Everyone says it's shit, better watch Duelist.

>>81191126
Everyone on this board says everything is shit.

>>81191126
>>81191183
I've seen mixed opinions and I thought I'd tried it out for myself.
I'll write that one down too though.

>>81191183
I wasn't talknig about this board, and by everyone i mean both critics and casual movie goers. Haven't seen a single positive review of it.

>>81191043
I also downloaded it couple days ago but couldn't find subtitles. Bump.

""New russian cinema"" is all about glossy cg eye candy trailers where they mash the 5 best looking scenes together to lure in unsuspecting novice kinoteurs

It's all bone and no meat, it has no substance

>>81191402
>is all about glossy cg eye candy trailers where they mash the 5 best looking scenes together to lure in unsuspecting novice kinoteurs
How is that any different from hollywood films?

>>81191862
well, would you rather eat a steaming pile of shit that's someone has just produced, or wold you eat a pile of shit someone has already eaten and shat out again?

>>81191942
Shit is shit no matter how many times it was eaten.

>>81192011
but fresh one might have corn in it!

>>81192127
Dude, your shit analogy is shit and you keep arguing for the sake of arguing.

>>81192127
A friend went on an all corn diet to see if he would eventually shit out an entire corn cob. He had to quit after some serious stomach pains unfortunately.