The Mummy

Looks more like an Uncharted movie than anything

>>81185256
>monster-witch villain

I'll definitely check it out, huge fetish

>>81185256
Feels like a flop.

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>paint it black

>manlet tom cruise

no thanks, I'd rather cut my tits off

>>81185256
This looks great omg.

I'm surprisingly hyped desu

Tom Cruise kino is back on the menu, boys!

>no imhotep

fucking dropped

>>81185393
Eh, I think The Mummy is a very well known franchise, and people love the Cruise.

>>81185442
Same here, bro

take a note DC; this is how you do spooky movie witches correctly

and the girl looks damned qt, would allow myself to be humansacrificed for her

>mummy thirsting after Tom Cruise

Oh well, could have been worse.

She could have been black.

>>81185393
Then you don't know what a flop feels like

Here try this https://youtube.com/watch?v=SX9y5JPuRHY

Shills aren't even trying anymore

>>81185548
kek, I feel bad for Hunnam.
He's too handsome to flop

I love Tommy C but this looks kinda shitty. If Cruise wasn't in this I would have zero interest.

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>show pyramids
>not covered in white limestone
>no gold cap
D R O P P E D

>June 8th

Ugh, why the fucking summer?

>we want the Paint It Black in eevrything audience

>Hehehe have you guys seen Westworld with this cool PiB scene? Heheheehe here have a trialer with it

FUCK
THE
JEWS
FOREVER

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>>81185359

>>81185594
Well who knows maybe it won't miracles can happen

I mean people thought Kong would flop

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This looks painful. At least the Brendan Fraiser one was fun.

Anyone know the name of the song playing in the background

>>81185677
wait, why not?

>>81185677
Because it's a blockbuster and those make shitloads of cash in the summer, when people just want to watch a mindless big budget action/adventure flick like this one to relax a bit.

>>81185771
Paint it Black

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>>81185256
Endless crap!

>>81185677

Because summer is the season to
>DUDE, JUST TURN OFF YOUR BRAIN LMAO

>>81185711
They did a similar thing with a Behind the Scenes video and used "Light of the Seven" from Thrones.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYkEa9Z0k5w

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AAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAA

>>81185594
He thinks he's to good for capeshit.
After this flops he's gonna beg DC/Marvel to cast him in something, ANYTHING.

Possesses zero charm of a the first film

>you can't run
>you can't escape
Remind anyone else of the tagline from It Follows?

>>81185759
On the bright side, it can't possibly be worse than Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

>>81185904
Is that Prince

>>81185904
>s-she's fast

>>81185859
yeah but it's way more badass

>>81185786

I just dislike high temperatures.

>>81185958
I'm sure your local movie theater has some ACs

>>81185256
Looks pretty good actually.

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what did Hollywood mean by this?

>>81185256

>trailer has background sound

pass

>>81185256
one day hollywood will be in ruins and american cinema made of reboots remakes feminism will be no more.
and i will be laughing in tears.

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>>81185841
>AAAAAAAAUHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH

>paint it black
Yeah, this is what makes me think about mummies, Egypt and pyramids.

>>81186016
don't forget capeshit and unnecessary sequels and prequels.

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HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE

I RECOGNIZE THAT TOM CRUISE SCREAM

CRUISE'S INFAMOUS SCREAM FROM THE AIRPLANE SCENE PLAYS AT 1:27-1:29, WHEN THE RATS ATTACK HIM

What are the chances that Crowe is going to go full Mr Hyde in the final setpiece?

>>81186006
That's London center anon

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>>81185548
>mfw I'm unironically hyped for this
Guy Ritchie is always fun as fuck, I hope he never stops getting funding for movies that never make money.

I can't wait for /tv/ to tell me what to think of this kino

>>81186228
its shit everything is shit

>>81186066
>Niggers will cry because she ain't no melanin queen
That's why are they telling you. They see a pharaoh and they want him painted black

Looks fun desu they are using real locations and practical effects. From the trailer it doesn't seem like it's a cgi-shitfest, so that's refreshing.

Plus it has Tom Cruise and horror undertones.
Hell. Fuckin. Epic.

>london getting blown out again
nice

>>81185256
>Paint it Black but remixed so that it sounds more Egyptian
I like it

>>81185256
looks like garbage
I JUST WANTED MORE FRASERKINO

Honestly it looks watchable

>>81186281
woah, thats like pottery
They use "Paint It Black" in soundtrack because the tumblrinas/SJWs would want to paint the lead actress in black
2deep4meme

I dont know what to think now.
help me /tv/

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WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>>81186393
>They use "Paint It Black" in soundtrack because the tumblrinas/SJWs would want to paint the lead actress in black
What

>>81185548
I don't remember Mumakils being in the King Arthur legends.

it will be your typical boring as shit action flick

Why do new films always use old as fuck 50s music?

>>81185256
>great another trailer which spoils everything

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>>81185256
WTF I love mummies now!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Third funniest airplane scene since TDKR and Airplane!.

>>81186507
Whew, thought that was Bad Pussy from GoT for a second

>>81185548
>>81185594
>>81185753
>>81185844
>>81186186

>guy ritchie
>embodiment of FUN filmmaking
>flop

i feel like you trogs don't get out of your caves much

>>81185859

Yeah but who can compare with Boris Karloff

>>81185256
Absolute Cruisekino.

>>81186562
Bela Lugosi?

what the heck

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>Watching a Mummy movie
>I See A Red Door starts playing

>>81186507
I wish to be his penus slave

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>>81186525
>>81186410
Bring back this me'me guys I miss it

>>81185295
This is EXACTLY what I was thinking. Hopefully the actual Uncharted movie looks better than this trash.

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>ywn see Dracula Untold in this monster universe

>>81185256
Eh, looks like they'll ruin it with cgi. Hopefully I'm wrong.

>>81185548
>African knight

Dropped! Very sad!

>>81186507
Wtf she's fucking ugly

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>>81186666
Those hellish quads.

>>81186689
t. faggot

>>81186666
Is there anything redeeming about Dracula Untold? I wouldn't mind watching a fun monster movie, but I don't want to waste my time if it's total garbage.

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This is mummy.
Say something to cheer her up.

>>81186714
I loved it. One of the best modern monster movies imo. Plus, Dracula killing muzzies is always a plus.

>>81186731
Babe you give from rags to riches a whole new meaning

>>81186754
But, anon, I'm Muslim. I thought we were friends...

Would it help knowing I love sluts, eat pork, don't pray 5 times a day, and have fully assimilated into Western society?

>>81186689
>she

>>81186714
his powers,twyin canister as a vampire, memes

This trailer is better.

Looks fun

I'm a #CruiseMissile now.

>>81185759
Brenden Fraiser version is imo the most memorable and light hearted Mummy. I'm talking about the first one(A little bit the second), the third one does not exist to me.

>>81186790
>I love sluts
Kill yourself you fucking degenerate
>eat pork, don't pray 5 times a day
Also you're not a muslim, just a sandnigger.

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>>81185359
Witch villains turm me on since my childhood. Specially the Morgana style ones.

>>81186823
Wouldn't committing suicide also be degenerate?

Why do you hate me just because I have a different skin color?

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>>81185810

>Decide to make new fun action-adventure movie
>Cast 60 year old guy as protagonist

Yeah nothing makes me think of a fun time like spending 2 hours trying to figure out what the hell Cruise did to his body to still look like he did in 86.

>>81186731
why they making her so white?

is that chalk?
did Cruise give her a chalk-cruise?

Mummy film shouldn't be set in fucking London.

>>81186872

hahaha, this is pretty awesome anon. how long did it take you to do it?

Looks too serious and dark.

>>81186911
Ugh yeah needs more washed out colors and quips

>>81186911
You mean just like the original mummy movie?

>>81186850
>Wouldn't committing suicide also be degenerate?
Nothing degenerate about taking your own life for a noble purpose.

>Why do you hate me just because I have a different skin color?
>falling for the "we're all equal on the inside" meme

>>81186937
kek, "patricians" here think that JUSTman ones are the originals

I couldn't even finish the trailer without screaming THIS IS REDDIT THIS IS REDDIT THIS IS MEMES THIS IS REDDIT THIS IS REDDIT! over and over until my mom bearhugged me and made me take an ativan. It's awful and I don't even want to watch it and no one else should watch it.

>>81186911
>too serious
>The Mummy's endgame is raping Tom Cruise

Does not compute.

>>81186731

TALK ABOUT WHITEWASHING OMG THIS IS DISGUSTING WHY IS SHE LITERALLY BEING WHITEWASHED AND WHY ISN'T TOM CRUISE BEING PLAYED BY A POC UGH I CAN'T EVEN

>>81186946
What's the noble purpose?

I don't think we're all equal. I just don't think skin color dictates the dividing lines.

Where do you live, anon? Some trailer park in Missouri?

>>81187003
>ywn be chased for a qt ancient witch that wants to mate with you even if that implies the end of the world as you know it.

>>81186891
Over six thousand years sealed in a sarcophagus with MSpaint I bet.

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how did they do this without her showing her butthole

is her ass fucking cg

>>81187061
>I just don't think skin color dictates the dividing lines.

It doesn't but skin colour turns out to be highly correlated with the alleles that ARE the dividing lines!

>>81187080

They CGI'd out her asshole and cock and balls.

>>81187084
Well, now you're talking my language. I majored in Neuroscience and did a Master's in Genetics.

What are these alleles? Better yet, what are the loci? What quantifiable levels of superiority/inferiority do they express phenotypically?

>>81185256
Does this one spoil half the movie?

>>81187061
>What's the noble purpose?
Ridding the world of your shit genes.

>>81187146
The whole movie.

>>81185256
Could've gotten someone hotter and more exotic looking to play the mummy

>>81187196
Why are you so confident in my genes being shit? I could disprove your statement by stating the accomplishments of my ancestors (for instance, my grandpa got a silver medal in the Olympics in wrestling), but I'm more interested in why you'd make such a hateful blanket statement.

If I never revealed my ethnicity, we could've been fast friends. So what's the point in judging someone on their skin color? I know my ideals are more aligned with yours than with Syria's Assad.

>>81187146
The mummy wants to bone cruise

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>>81185548
>check

>>81186872
300 hours on paint

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>>81186124
>>81185256

I heard it too ! This trailer is so fucking poorly made out ass ( like the overused female stock scream at 2:10 ) This movie looks like unadulterated meh.
and I know the CG is probably unfinished, but God damn...come on...really ?

>>81186677
Moriaen

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>>81185256
What is the name of the phobia of people with two irises?

>>81187263
>my grandpa got a medal for grappling someone into submission
Arabs demonstrating their superior intellect and peaceful nature once again!

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>>81187263

ALL TYPES OF NIGARS JOOZ MEXECANS YOU A-RAABS AND ALL DIFFERENT TYPES OF CHANKS STINK, AND I HATE EM, WHITE POWER!

>>81185256

>expect a reimagination of the classic Universal/Hammer Mummy kino
>get a modern day reboot of the Brendan flicks

JUST

>>81187424
Come on, lad, that's weak bait.

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAA

>>81187438
Why did you post the picture of a stupid looking nigger with your parody of a white supremacist?

>>81187397
>people with two irises

Every normal human being has two irises

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>>81185548
I'm kinda happy neither Cavill or Fassbender took the bullet, the trailer looks SOOOOOOOOO BAD.

But who knows Sherlock movies were horrible and I think they were box office hits.

>>81187487

underage detected

>>81187506
HOLY FUCK!

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>Hey, remember this movie that was lightheartedly fun and had sort of an unique setting?

>LET'S MAKE IT EDGY SERIOUS AND PUT IT IN A BLAND, GREY CITY

wow hollywood thats brilliant

>>81187487
>being this much of a trog

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>>81187487

You fuckin serious right now bro?

>>81187531

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mummy_(1932_film)

???

This doesn't look like it has any of the charm of the original Mummy movies

you're a big mummy

what's the next step of your master mummy plan, mummy?

give me cummies, mummy

>>81187549
>>81187546
>>81187524
I'm sorry I just don't enjoy watching shit.

>>81187506
hihihihi plebbit huhuhuhu

>>81187520
Why didn't they just cut her fuckin head off in the first place so we wouldn't have to deal with all these fuckin mummys ruining our shit already Jesus Christ.

>>81187573
You clearly do enjoy coming across as ignorant, though. Classic iGen mentality.

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>they turned a fun adventure movie into a retarded action movie

>>81187506
And a skeleton inside them right now.

>>81185771
Color it Charcoal

>>81187571
That's a big tomb.

>>81187598
>I'm ignorant for not watching racebait nigger """comedy"""

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>>81187627

>>81186507
Isn't she going to be Charlize Theron's lesbian bitch in her new movie?

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>>81187549
Chappelle's Show was not shit you twelve year old shitstain. Fight me irl. What's your address?

>>81187644
You're ignorant for trying to comment on something for which you have no contextual understanding. The concept of "lurk more" has been completely effaced since people like you decided to wedge yourself into the crowd.

I hope you have more restraint in real life or else, hooo boy, is life gonna be rough for you.

>>81187699
>replying to underage newfags

>>81185548

This looks fun at least it's not capeshit

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>>81186872

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>>81187708
>tfw people born in 2000 will be of appropriate age to visit this site next year

I'm just trying to give him some perspective. Probably futile, though.

>>81187699
>You don't know about my shitty nigger maymay?!!! LURK MORE!
I'll have you know that I've been browsing 4chan and /tv/ for the past 12 years

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>mummy controls animals/insects
>mummy controls the elements
>mummy can reanimate other corpses

>>81187766
Nice try, but everyone knows it's impossible for a fetus to do anything other than absorb nutrients. I'm giving you three years max. Regardless, your balls still haven't dropped.

I don't care if you don't know the reference. The sad thing is your insistence to come across as an uninformed idiot.

Anyway, I really don't like interacting with wayward stepping stones like yourself, so best of luck with your future. Sounds like you need it.

>>81186410
they do the scream twice if you notice, when he is covered by rats as well. the editor must be in on it

>>81185841
>>81186056
huWHAT THE HELL

>>81185295
This. Its obvious they want to strike in the same vein.
Its a damn shame that this looks like total crap. My inner archeologist cries every time I see the military for some reason concerning itself with anything ancient, and especially when they open tombs with fucking explosives what the fuck. I sure as hell hope they have some plausible explanation in the movie, but somehow I doubt it.

>>81186731
why does she have a pooch

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best mummy waifu of them all

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>>81187784
>CURRRRRSE

>>81187823
>reddit spacing
>writes like a pseudo-intellectual redditor
>projects like his life depends on it
Reddit is that you?

>>81185548
Looks fun. Like some other fag said, much preferred over capeshit.

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>>81185256
>tfw Brendan's shit is so fucked up he won't even get a cameo

>>81187531
>>81186981

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>>81186872

>>81186714
It's a legit fun movie, imo. A cool retake into the Dracula mitos and it did set up interesting things.

Shame it bombed.

>>81185256
I like Cruise but man this does not look good.

>>81187558
>>81187944
They were the ones that were famous, they are the ones that became cult classics and Brendan Fraser is what everyone in the world remembers when "Mummy" is mentioned.

You can try to pick straws all you want but at the end of the day you guys are terrible at shilling. Look for a new job.

looks really bad

even cruise can't save the movie that has so much CGI

>>81187931

he should play the mummy in the sequel to this film

>legend has it, his entire shit was eternally fucked by a curse requiring him to pay alimony to the gods and now he seeks revenge against the cruel world that ruined his career... as a mummy

>>81187905

>Reddit spacing

OH LOOK, IT'S YOU! No one reply to that faggot anymore, he's literally retarded and says shit like "reddit spacing" whenever anyone reks his fat twelve year old ass. Check the archive for "reddit spacing" to see how long he's been posting here and to laugh at what a fat fucking loser who always gets made fun of here he is if you want a good laugh.

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>>81186872

>>81187929
It is capeshit. They literally wear capes. Just like Lord of the Rings is capeshit.

>>81188068

Brendan's divorce was orchestrated by an alliance of Mummy cults working together to brainwash his wife, the judges, the court clerks, his lawyer, and his children, all to take him down for their Masters' future awakenings

>>81188073
Ignoring retards should be Global Rule #1 2bh.

>>81188029
>They were the ones that were famous, they are the ones that became cult classics and Brendan Fraser is what everyone in the world remembers when "Mummy" is mentioned

lel do fucking twelve year olds actually believe this shit or is this fucking queer baiting?

>>81188073
>only THAT anon says reddit spacing guys trust me!! I'm not a redditfag he's just a shitposter YOU'VE GOT TO BELIEVE ME!!!!!
Neck yourself, queer.

Looks like absolute shit. Expected more from a Cruise-movie 2bh

>>81185295

it looks nothing like uncharted lol you fucking video game nerds

>>81188137
We all know it's you. You're as transparent as the Invisible Man.

>>81185256
So when does Brendan's character make an appearance?

>>81188029
Kek, you're an idiott, the old movies are quite known in the history of the cinema, introducing many of the clichés that exist on mummies in the popular culture. If anything the Brendan ones are a light version for kids. And don't do the "shilling" stuff when you run out of arguments, that's /x/ tier.

>>81188170
You're not fooling anyone Mr. Leddit.

>>81188170
Stop giving his miserable existence a purpose by replying and he'll probably go away.

>>81188128
>>81188209
>if I pretend to be ignorant about well known facts maybe I can get the last word in!

>>81188235
Also, stop samefagging.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxU9609FLJw&ab_channel=FilmToasterMemes

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>>81186872

I'm ready for Cruisekino.

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>>81188243
>Said by one who is being ignorant about well known facts.

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>>81188267
>more than one person can say "reddit spacing"
>more than one person can't think you're a fucking tool

This is the first and last reply you'll feed off from me. Your parents have my sympathies.

>>81185675
>gold cap
They were electrum.

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>>81188243
How many stamps has that fat loser Brendan Fraser been on? How many rides at Universal Studios are dedicated to him and those movies that you children grew up with? Don't you have another EL JUSTO JAJAJAJA reddit petition to save his career you should be making?

>>81185548
this is actually better than OP's trailer
makes me want to watch it rather than "le awakened ancient evil oh no"

>>81188372
Hey, you can use Paint! Good for you!

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>>81187931
>>81188068
>>81188110

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>>81185359
same

>>81186657
>Hopefully the actual Uncharted movie looks better than this trash.
Uncharted was always the biggest piece of interactive movie shit on rails made by a bunch of literal sjw lgbt kikes.
Eat shit and choke on it.

>>81188998
>pfat

You forgot your daily dose of bleach, faggot.

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>>81186872
Every time

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>>81185256
Fuck yea. They included two iconic scenes. The one with the sand face and the one with the naked walk.

>over 2000 years ago

What the fuck are they talking about. 2000 years ago Egypt was under Romans.

>>81185256
paint it black kino remix

>>81189964
>over

retard

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>>81185256
3dfx making a comeback?

>>81185256
Jesus the Trailer proves that the movie will start off good and turn to shit fast

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>>81185359
>she has plans for you

will it be rape?

>>81190078
>Jesus the Trailer

sounds like a good movie desu

>>81186872

Worth of dubs

>>81190049
But isn't that american slang for exactly 2000 years? The same as "a couple of days" is the term for 2 days?

>>81186657
>Hopefully the actual Uncharted movie looks better than this trash.
Ha, no. This movie doesn't particularly look great, but Uncharted will be a video game movie, so by definition, it will fucking suck. The director was already talking about changing Nathan's name ffs.

>>81188998
>Uncharted was always the biggest piece of interactive movie shit on rails
Completely true, although the multi can be fun.

>>81190163
>Uncharted
The only persons who could play him are getting too old. The first one is gettin too old and the second one is tied with another similar movie

>>81190108
It's not a rape if a woman does it.

>>81185548
Where did it all go so wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rbPTQIdjmY

>>81190232
>The only persons who could play him are getting too old.
Honestly? I know this is /tv/, but literally all they need to do is just get a white guy who can act decently and who has some charisma. It's not like Nathan Drake is some deep character. He's literally just a modern day Indy clone.

What a shit trailer. Jesus Christ.

Movie looks crap. There is so much that angers me.

Also the blonde bitch needs my dick.

>>81188376
>Stamps
>2017
Not building a very compelling case desu.

>>81185256
What the fuck is with all the dad rock in trailers now.

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>>81190108
Is not rape when the girl is cute.

>>81190640
Yeah, we need more rap.

What possible advantage would having two pupils on the same eye give you?

>>81185417
>Mummy movie
>Paint it Black starts playing

dumb_frog.gif

>>81185711
At least the bit they used is from the original version. Not like that cheap Snyder hack using horrible covers.

>>81190820
more peripheral vision or see more shit around, assuming other shit

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GOOLD?

>>81186689
She only looks good when she's in fucked makeup. Star Trek, Mummy, Blade feet in The Kingsman.

Tom always has the best qts

>>81185548
why are there niggers and elephants in 5th century England?

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>>81190949
Goole..? Goold?

>>81185841
They use that scream when he's being covered by rats

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>>81187028
>Tom Cruise
>being played by a POC

Fucking hell even the original Brendan Fraser film looked better than this will in every way

And while the Fraser film had a more action-adventure-comedy vibe like indiana jones, it still had more scary scenes than this looks like it it will have

remember the scene when the mummy first woke up? that scared the fucking shit out of me and was completely unexpected

If they released it like this, would it be /kino/?

https://youtu.be/kRqxyqjpOHs

>>81185548
>Guy Richie
>Jude Law as Merlin?
I'm sold desu

>>81185256
the monument beneath the street was a cool shot, the eyes duplicates looked pretty tight, other than that it looked PotC tier. Should do well not quite my tempo though.

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>>81186544

>>81187669
Yes, she was also that evil chick in Kingsman
She's great

>>81185548
Lancelot, send forth a message to the house of brown, inform them that that black and yellow are to battle on the morrow, Chibbs, you come with me.

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>>81186872
good job

>>81185548
this has to much "urban" influence to flop

>>81191165
>Jude Law as Merlin?
he's Vortigern

>>81191055
Realism is racist.

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>>81186872

>>81185771
Paint it Black by the Rolling Stones.

Looks like absolute garbage.

The female mummy is laughable. She just looks ridiculous

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>>81190108

>>81185844
this delusional cant be healthy

>>81185359
>put a little makeup on a generic slut
>its a monster now

>>81185359
My man

>>81192008
This so much.

I actually laughed at her while watching the trailer. She looks retarded

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>>81185393

>>81192306
>Arab
kek, Black Americans are going full retard nazi historians style apparently

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>>81186507
6 million hours in paint

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>>81192391

this only scratches the surface

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>>81192509
You know nothing cracka.

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So, will Tom Cruise winning an oscar for the Mummy remake be what finally destroys him?

Why is she so cute bros? https://youtu.be/gxYBuK9ZQPI

>>81192062
>>81192008
She's immortal, you dumb fucks. She didn't "die and came back as a corpse", she was just locked away in the sarcophagus

>>81192789
Why are you shilling that ugly pale cunt? You aren't her, are you?

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AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>81192985
plus a stock scream for the woman at one point in the trailer.

>>81190332
WB sure does know how to put comic con trailers
maybe they should hire that same people to put their capeshit together in the editing room

>>81187263
>muslims trying to play friedly again

everytime

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>>81185295
>

will we even get imothep in this universe, it seems weird like how we are getting the bride of frankenstein before frankenstein

>>81193188
>it's okay to lie to an infidel

t. Quran

>>81185256

Looks ok'ish, might see because of Cruise, but still, another Mummy... can't they come up with something new ?

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>>81186872

>>81185256
@OP this does not feel as comfy as the original mummy, it's like they put a coat of web 2.0 wax on it and called it a day. and this is coming from a cruise fan.

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>>81185548
>King Arthur
>African main character

really causes one to think.

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>>81192466
checked

>>81185482
He never go out famalan

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>not watching the best trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRqxyqjpOHs

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>>81185548
Looks decent to me senpai

>>81186006
what does it say?

>>81187669
She also played JLaw in Star Trek Beyond

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRHHH

>>81186170
0%

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>>81185256
>They're trying to start a cinematic universe with this
>TFW Frankenstein's Bride is confirmed to be going full feminist when the ending of the original was about how you should feel bad for the monster and not the bride

>>81186170
They'll show it after the credits

>>81188243
Fraser, get the fuck out

>>81190163
>Changing Nathan's name
Source?

>>81187069
Wait, hold up. Isn't that basically FEAR 2?

>>81186714
kebab killing simulator

>Tom Cruise's old manlet ass fighting a 30-something woman with 2spooky magic powers while rescuing his 20 years younger love interest

>produced and directed by that fucking Kurtzman hack

No thanks. I'm sure the Scientologists will give it a boost, though.

>>81194739
They'll probably show it before that, or not all in this movie. The next movie is supposed to be The Invisible Man, starring /ourguy/ Johnny Depp

>>81187084
>Correlation is causation

>>81188128
The funny thing is, 12 year olds haven't seen Brendan's Mummy and don't even know who he is

>>81194681
>>TFW Frankenstein's Bride is confirmed to be going full feminist

Source?

If Brendan were to appear in the UMCU what role should he get?

>>81187263
Don't bother even trying to have an actual conversation with these other dudes, they pretty obviously just have hatred and have no interest in trying to understand others or their own mindsets

>>81195206
Nice try mudslime

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>>81195175
>KOEPP: I loved it. It’s one of my favorite scripts I’ve written in years because if you reimagine the Frankenstein story, it gets into so many issues of men trying to feel dominant over women. To create someone who then says, “You don’t own me,” it becomes a tale of liberation. It was great. It was really fun, and I hope it gets going soon because I think it’d make for a great movie.
>KOEPP: How fun it is and how liberating it is. Narratively and stylistically to write a character who’s dead. She’s not a zombie. She’s a super-intelligent creature, but she’s dead, and that changes a person’s perspective.
>KOEPP: You get some of both, and I think they’re figuring that out as they go. I was in touch with the other people who were making Mummy and in touch with Universal and getting a sense of what they’re doing, because they can’t be wholly different movies, but each one is characterized by the personality of its creature. So the stories are dictated by the creature. In ours, the Bride is essentially a sympathetic figure. This tragic, hunted figure. And obviously the Mummy is a very bad entity that must be stopped. That’s not us. The troublemakers are the ones who would try to control her. To answer your question, we’re all from the same tree, but different kinds of fruit.

http://collider.com/bride-of-frankenstein-remake-story-details-david-koepp/

>>81195275
What the fuck? They completely missed the pointof Frankenstein

>>81195340
She doesn't even show up until the very end of the movie

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>>81186507
Cant wait for blacks and SJWs to sperg out about this.

>>81190115
kek, punctuation saves lives

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>>81195421
What a shame, I actually liked their Dracula movie and was even a bit interested in this "cinematic universe"

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>>81195632
Let's eat Grandma!

Let's eat, Grandma!

>>81195635
Dracula got removed from canon

>>81195733
ok, now you're just shitting me

>>81195627
She's French-Algerian and female

>>81195800
no >>81195733 is right Dracula Untold didn't make enough money to be canon

>>81195800
>Director Alex Kurtzman recently attended a press event for the release of the first Mummy trailer and he was asked point blank about Dracula Untold being a part of this new universe. As ScreenRant tells it, he very simply said "no." A couple of months ago we reported that Luke Evans had some conversations about potentially reprising his role as Dracula in this new universe and he seemed quite open to it. Here is what he had to say during an interview with Latino Review.

http://movieweb.com/dracula-untold-not-part-of-universal-monsters-universe/

>>81195924
It also had to do with how Untold got rushed with a cinematic universe cliffhanger and was originally never meant to be part of a cinematic universe

>>81195924
>>81195925
>>81195968
Bravo you fucking hacks.

But maybe it's not even a bad thing, not being linked to the other garbage

>>81196037
>Want Universal Monsters to be relevant again
>This shit happens

>Mummy movie
>I See My Red Door starts playing