A, she was a Whoouh. B, She hit me
you insulted her a little bit, you got a little out of order yourself
she was a beautiful innocent varsity shinebox
You look like a puerto rican whore
>>81185163
go fuck yourself, Tony
>>81185118
he dindu nuffin
>>81185311
How did he make it through all the Sopranos with no one telling him he had a unibrow? He still fucking has it too.
>>81185324
>>81185311
It's like an ad for a weight loss center - before and WAY before
>>81185311
OH
>>81185163
You hear what I said ton'? They're like an ad for a weight loss center.
WHO DID WHA?
>>81185376
the BALLS on this prick
CHRI-STUH-FOOOAH
I AM HERE TO RECLAIM ROAAAAM
>>81185376
I gotta take a piss. You want half of that too?
>>81185163
I didn't insult anyone
I wanna kill the fat faggot myself, it'd be a fucken HONOR
>>81185311
that's the boss, you talkin to here
He asks about you.
I tell you what fellas and I'm not ashamed to admit this either, but my estimation of John Sacrimoni as a man just fucken plummeted
Gravy's good tonight.
>>81185311
the balls on this prick
You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IV-D5SvQnF0
Ayyye this might be the best acted scene in TV ever
>>81186105
more like John Lacrimoni eheheh
post chub meadow
>>81187020
>>81187020
>>81187169
fuck this shit
post her friend
she is where it's at
remember when Omar was on The Sopranos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQjtvBpUSF4
>>81186198
Every fucking thread
FUCK YOU /TV/...FUCK YOU WITH ALL MY HEART, BEFORE YOU GUYS MEME THIS SHIT INTO OBLIVION I ENJOYED "GOODFELLAS" NOW I CANT HELP BUT LAUGH EVERY TIME THIS SCENE SHOWS UP.. FUCK YOU
When I came in to open up one morning there you were with your head half in the toilet
Your hair was in the toilet water
Disgusting
>>81187445
thats where jackie jr was hiding
>>81186105
>>81187578
I HAD THE FLU
>>81187578
this is the most kino scene ever put in a tv show
>>81187445
>Yo I think you're done for
Literally the least subtle foreshadowing of all time
>>81187247
she's too upset to bump & grind anon
>>81187660
i've said my piece Chrissy
>>81187789
Say it. Cheer me up.
>>81187445
How did they get away with this?
>>81186198
i love this
>>81187636
>>81187578
>>81186198
>>81186135
>>81185210
>>81185118
Why don't you get the fuck outta here before I shove your quotations book up your FAT FUCKING ASS
>>81187849
it was the women version
>>81187901
WATCH IT CRISSY
>>81187849
That was my biggest gripe with Sopranos. They shit the bed with guns. They always looked like hunks of plastic. Couldn't even be bothered to get good prop guns where the slide fucking blows back when they shoot.
I can't even tell what the fuck that thing is in the picture. It's like a bastardized glock.
stupida facking gaem
>>81187732
KILLED A DAWG?
>>81187849
kek I also noticed it how shitty it looked like
>>81187868
Watch it queers
>>81187953
I HATEA DA NORTH
>>81187915
Gravy's good tonight
>>81188052
tfw no charmaine wife
How is
>WATCH IT CHRISSY
the meme when
>WATCH IT COOKIE
is both funnier and said first?
>>81188086
iktf
Have you all heard the good news?
>>81188134
>not being Liviapilled
Who here /existentialaj/?
>>81185376
WORD TUDDUH WISE
>>81188281
snitch
>>81187921
>They shit the bed with guns
I will never forgive them for showing that Tony keeps a badass Mad Max sawed off in his car, but never show him actually using it
>>81188316
more like bitch
>>81188094
Hello can someone answer me please?
>>81188247
>>81188281
MOM MOM MOMMMYYYYYY
>>81187849
thats a tiny gun or a fat hand
FOR THE TURD TIME JOHNNY, I NEVA HEARD OF NO TONY
>>81188496
>>81187921
My biggest annoyance was those stock fart sounds in the second season finale. Sounded like a fucking Saturday morning cartoon.
>>81187921
>>81188381
>>81188612
All kino
>>81188557
>>81185971
I could care less, basically
>>81187169
*Holds out glass at mom expectantly waiting for refill*
>>81188226
>tfw its all a big nothing
>>81188226
>Already was
>>81187445
Bodie is in the Sopranos too
>>81188457
>>81188794
In the show, the afterlife & supernatural are real tho
>>81188656
my arch nemesis...
>>81189376
P Y G M Y
Y
G
M
Y
THING
>>81186443
It is and not just TV
>>81189376
>tfw no goomah
>>81189611
Phil's hair comes out of the middle of his fucking forehead. fellas, it's the creepiest thing i ever seen, what does this Shah of Iran prick think he's playing at
>>81189772
>>81188794
What is that beacon anyways?
VITO SPATAFORE IS AN ASS MUNCHER
Now that the dust has settled, who was in the right here?
>>81190409
>>81187526
Goodfellas is one of my favorite movies and when Batts gets killed is my favorite scene. It becoming a meme made me love it even more.
>>81190220
Heaven
>>81190941
Bonponsiero.
He's wired for sound.
>>81190409
WHAD YU JUST SAID
I'm starting to think that vito is a cock sucking fanook.
I tell you one thing, if it was me this kid was spreading rumours about, he'd have something up his own ass.
And it wouldn't be no cock neither.
>>81186443
this should be the standard of acting for all actors, if you can't match it just fuck off
>>81190220
Hell
>>81185311
spider you stuttering prick you
>>81185118
Paulie; Aids?!
Tony: No one's got aids, I don't wanna hear that word in here again!
>>81191459
>>81191471
>>81186443
>>81186443
Edie Falco killed Gandolf in this scene. This was just another decent spiel by Gandolf. Edie was next fucking level.
>>81191755
A note from your doctor sayin' you don't like to suck cock?!"
>>81191826
>>81186198
to the victor, the spoils
>>81191801
yeah, her acting is completely fucking incredible
it's a shame Carmela is such a shit character most of the time that she doesn't have anything to work with
>>81191993
Carmela is one of the best characters on the show
40 GRAND
FROM THE BIRD FEEDER
MY OWN WIFE
I'm rewatching sopranos right now.let's talk about the ending: what happened? do you think the rest of his family went on to live miserable lives or were they better off without tony?
>>81192208
DONT STOP
>>81192059
I AM HERE
I HAVE THINGS TO SAY
>>81192208
the show ended
>>81188281
>You're all fucking fucked.
>>81192448
this and nothing more
>>81192523
would AJ be a /pollack/?
>>81192208
Carm went to Italy to live with Furio (on T's $$$ lol), Med married Patsy's son & AJ was a shitbird just like everyone expected
>>81191117
>HE WAS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME
>>81192573
yes
the sudden late-teenage obsession with foreign affairs was too real, very well-realised character
>>81192208
This is the real ending to the story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o34mnI2Az4
Anything after this is just to end the tv show.
>>81192573
>>81192648
fuck no
>>81192700
he has the nihilism but not the racism, I guess. idk.
>>81192573
>>81192648
Aj came across as a big lefty most of the time, didn't he end up crying over his friends beating up some black kid?
>>81192573
>that scene of AJ laughing on his computer and Tony looks at him with disgust
AJ is basically us.
>>81192742
>It's a liars paradox episode
>>81192742
If you weren't a lefty during the bush administration something was wrong with you.
>>81192787
>>81192817
I know, I was but I'm also not /pol/ now. Just because he was into conspiracy theories doesn't mean he'd be a white supremacist now
>>81192835
fuck man
This scene hits way too close to home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHu9D8armIA
>>81186068
In the museum of noses, here come the freakin' Mona Lisa!
>>81192906
>>81192835
>>81192906
>>81192980
>He's in his fuckin' underwear wasting his time in some chit-chat room, going back and forth with some other fuckin' jerk off. Wanna smash his fuckin' face in.
>>81192953
Literally me 5 years ago.
How the fuck did the writers know about us?
>Take him to the fuckin hospital, make sure he keeps his mout shut! KEEP YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH SHUT!
Who was in the wrong here?
>>81193053
Little Paulie always got the shit end of the stick
>>81192970
>tfw went to get a pizza to put in the oven and my Dad called me a fat ass for the first time
Fucking hell watching that scene was like having a memory acted out on television.
>>81193079
I thought Vito was the one with shit on the end of his stick
>>81193009
AHHHHHH IM DOING WORK I SWEAR DAD
>>81193130
>>81193037
5 years ago and how have you changed since then? how have any of us changed?
>>81193130
How did the knife get through all of that flab?
who else really liked the dream scenes in the show. i thought they really felt like dreams. especially the sound. except for the talking pussy fish that was fucking retarded.
>>81193198
Stop it anon.
>>81187578
"You killed the dog? What did you do that for?"
"It was an accident"
"What was it barking?
>>81193220
This shit me right up
>>81193037
lots of them were parents
>>81193220
Best dream scenes in television history. Very realistic too, you really get a sense of the uneasiness and confusion that you feel when in a dream.
I've heard some people bitch about the dream episode in season 5 with Annette Bening for no reason but honestly that's one of my favorite episodes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfLjppuV7nE
>>81193264
Calling All Cars is GOAT
>>81193079
Nah, it was a scene where Patsy smashed a nigger with a pipe?
you gotta love the comments on sopranos clips on youtube every single time people are arguing trying to justify tony's actions and being a sociopath because tony is "cool" fucking hell.
>>81193232
Your punishment must be more severe
>>81193198
I haven't but I get laid more now
>>81193395
Cool, whats his name?
>>81193255
>"What was it barking?
Fucking hell man, I die every time at this part
>>81193369
tony killing chrissy completely surprised me. knew it would probably happen but fuck it was like the first couple mins into the episode
>>81193198
Being a teenage NEET was fucking god tier.
>eating, jacking off and playing vidya all day and no one cared, no bills, no gf to care about, no job
It was bliss.
>>81185376
YOURE OUTTA LINE KID
>>81193430
Heheh
Would you sanction it?
>>81193500
He wants to fuck her?
>>81193500
Ralphie was a good earner, but as top dog you have to show that there is a pecking order to things.
Kill him? probably not. Have him severely beaten, yeah.
Tony ended up killing him over a fucking horse. Whether Ralphie actually killed the horse or not Tony acts like a total fucking child alot of the time.
>>81193451
>dat foreshadowing
pure pottery
>>81193430
Tyrone :(
>>81193477
it really was
AJ's depression could also have been a manifestation of his existential dread that he felt facing the impending doom that is adulthood
>>81193500
No I would have whacked Johnny and his wife, I love Johnny Sack but money comes before anything else in that business
>>81193594
ITS JUST A FUCKING HORSE!
>>81193594
>Tony ended up killing him over a fucking horse.
nah
best /sopranofu/
>>81193746
she was a psycho
Svetlana best ruslut
>>81193746
or
>>81193594
The person that should have been killed was paulie running his fucking mouth
>>81193608
>>81193746
lol @ them teasing yellow fever sufferers
>>81193746
flashback Livia
>>81188096
>James Gandolfini died at 51 years old
>>81193084
your dad was a good man. if you're still fat today then he didn't try hard enough
>>81193255
Gets me every time
Could he turn the Jersey from a glorified crew into a legit family?
>>81194208
No but Patsy and his son could
>>81194189
He is.
>>81194383
well, are you still fat?
>>81186443
Agreed. Never seen better chemistry between two actors before or ever since either. When I think of great acting this scene always comes to mind.
>>81193255
i dont get it
we finally did it, AJ, we finally became The Sopranos
>>81191993
>carmela
>shit character
Retard
>>81187169
So yummy omg
reminder junior literally did nothing wrong.
>>81187667
Aw great my own mutha, fuck you, you fuckin whooah!
>>81193746
>>81193784
the Russki broad who plays Svetlana is on The Americans this season
I actually thought Sacramenti was actually a pretty nice guy if you didn't insult his wife.
I liked that episode mostly because of the love Sacramenti has for his fat wife. He loves her so much that he was willing to kill someone who insulted her. Also hes never even cheated(atleast it seems this is what they implied) on her.
>>81193836
>>81193500
are you out of your mind? my answer has to be no.
but i'll crack him good. you want? i'll demand he's taxed.
>>81187849
>vito "stealth ninja ass muncher"
how did he pull it?
>>81194729
if he really loved his wife he'd buy her a treadmill. he's also an idiot for letting his feelings get in the way of business, making everyone else miserable, just because someone pointed out something gross about his salad-dodging wife
>>81194648
you son of a BITCH
>>81190462
Literally Bernie Sanders: The Supporter.
>>81188656
On the real tho, what would have happened if meadows boyfriend took up vitos ticket offer to the game or whatever?
>>81188918
hot as fuck hnnnng
>>81194886
Finn did nothing wrong
>>81194729
>Sacramenti
>>81193746
been on her own/10
had to fight and struggle/10
is sexy enough even with the one pin gone/10
has something to say/10
almost every scene between Tony and Ralph both of them are lying to each other for the entire exchange
>>81194882
A challenger appears
Did Adriana deserve to die?
>>81191801
They were both amazing but yes edie was better. I feel like they brought it out of each other though. Incredible chemistry.
Daily reminder that Tony was shit
>>81194963
>is sexy enough even with the one pin gone/10
I'd 'arrange' to get the other leg off
>>81191459
It's a joke!
>>81195037
Daily reminder that Phil was a bitchmade faggot who got got
>>81186443
>You okay, Tone?
>>81194729
He's a finooch.
>watching sopranos with dad and brother
>that "scene" with melfi comes up
>afterwards, dad walks away and comes back 15 min later with sodas
It doesn't take that long to get sodas, does it?
>>81193746
Replacement Ade for me
literally R eddit: The Thread
>nu-/tv/
not even once
LE EPIN SCREENCAP THREAD GUISE XD
>>81195252
>tony gets him killed in front of his 2 baby grandchildren and his wife
Proof that Tony was nothing more than an abomination in the Cosa Nostra
>>81195746
Yeah wow those babies will totally be scarred for life and definitely not forget what happened 1 hour later.
Do you know how babies work?
>>81195703
>>81193652
IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL INNOCENT CREATUREhe meant the hooah not the horse
why was Butchie such a fucking creep?
https://youtu.be/Uv_SWnLvsrQ
>>81195822
its no about if they remember or not, its about the respect. You dont kill a boss in front of his family.
>tfw you never had the makings of a varsity athlete
>>81186198
Reminder the last thought going through his head was that his son didn't care about him anymore.
>>81196482
so you would hate him more than the other scumbags?
>>81196785
I don't judge, but his mannerisms and the fact that he was listening in on Tony and Phil's conversation there give me chills, and not in a good way
>>81195346
Really hit close to home, eh?
>>81190409
I love how this dude pops up in random shows and movies
>>81192208
They went into witness protection and Tony sold garbage in Arizona.
>>81196987
Tony wouldn't be offered witness protection, as he was the boss, and the target of the RICO case
>>81196743
>>81195417
gotta agree, Kelly was top tier
also, Las Vegas druggie goomah
Chrissy had great taste
>>81185398
before and aftah, yeah
GABAGOOLOVA ERE
>>81193746
no way
looks-wise, she was the worst out of all of tonys comares
>>81193746
>tfw no dyke sideplot for Ade
>>81197375
>>81197715
No, ova here!
>>81192809
>IYAM NAWT A NEEGAH
>>81197715
>>81198119
well done
CAPTAIN TEEBSDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>>81185196
Underrated post
>>81193289
They're so good they it for every other show. I can't take a show seriously now when they try to do a dream sequence.
>>81193696
>Don't give me that look, it was a fucking whore-se.
vito and phil fucked at one point
>>81187169
Reminder that the OJ is "some pulp". Literally cannot get more kino.
>>81188918
That scared the SHIT out of me first time I saw it
reddit killed this board
>>81199333
checkd
>>81199954
>>81187169
why is she only wearing one sandal?
>>81200244
Tony spanks her with the other one
>>81193264
she fucking floats
they dont even talk about that in the commentary, thats whats most scary like it doesnt even happen