I need you to lose hundred pound

>hey fat fuck, get thinner

medical doctorates are a license to steal

>you haff been very...rude...to ze staff here...I vant you...to...plees leef...now

>opening sequence
>muh layygs
Poetry

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>Lisa, I'm Dr. Now
>The diet plan I just filed with TLC, this is me, my nurses, Lisa here, but only one of you
>First one to lose 100lbs gets to stay in my hospital
>He didn't diet so good
>Tell me about James, why does he consume 15,000 calories a day?
>What happens if we pop his leg boils?
>Lotta loyalty for a former cheating wife
>OR PERHAPS SHES WONDERIN WHY SOMEONE WOULD MAKE A MAN DIET, BEFORE GIVING HIM A GASTRIC BYPASS
>At least you can talk, who are you?
>IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO WE ARE, WHAT MATTERS IS OUR FOOD
>NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS TIL I HIT 600lbs
>James?
>If I pop those leg boils, will you die?
>IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL
>You're a big guy
>FOR YOU
>Was getting fat part of your plan?
>OF COURSE
>Well congratulations, you got fat, now what's the next step of your master plan?
>EATIN THIS CHINESE FOOD, WITH NO LEFTOVERS

I put you in homeless shelter

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Hello.

How y'all doin?

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>>81184023
so last munt you weigh six hundredfit-tee pound

today your weight up to six hundred eighty pound

you were sposed to lose fit-tee pound in last thirdy days

sooooo what happen wit your eating habit.

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>>81183505
Is he one of (((them))).Couldnt really put my mind on it while watching.

>>81184498
He's Iranian I think

>>81183505
>>81183523
Is that a gold plated stethoscope?

>600 lb patient
>Put them on a 1200 calorie diet

How exactly does the doctor think that will help?

>>81183505
But it's just my genetics. My abnormally high food intake has nothing to do with it.

>>81184542
1200 calories is like half of the average person's recommended daily intake

>>81184530
hes the head bariatrics doctor
you can tell by his stethoscope

>>81184598
It's literally a tenth of their daily intake.

>>81184542
because then they start using their fat reserves to survive
what would you do to make them lose weight?

>>81183685
kek

>>81184542
My daily calorie intake is something like 1000-1200 kcal and I only weigh 48kg/108lbs desu

>>81184530
bling bling nigga

>>81184656
LONDON

>>81184598

2K calories is pretty standard for an adult male.

>>81184656

O H I O
H
I
O

>>81184690
>>81184715
I'm a boy and I already have a bf :^)

>>81184542
Because he doesn't subscribe to fatlogic.

Also, someone binging after the surgey can be dangerous. They can literally rip their gut apart. It would be highly irresponsible to perform the operation on someone who is still in a completely rampant pattern of bingeing. Telling them to keep to 1200 lets him assess their control over their eating because he knows it should drop them a certain weight in a month.

>>81184656
Ok I need you to lose at least 100lbs by next appointment

>>81183685

you forgot to change talk to walk

>>81184691
1800 would probably be better for most adult males considering the prevalence of sedentary lifestyle. Sedentary and 5'10" will get up to about 185 on 2000 calories, which is technicall 10 pounds overweight.

>>81184791
Post boipucci and feet.

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>>81184528
so he, like Jontron is one of """them"""

>>81183505
Why does Dr Now sound like a goose trying to form words?

>>81185033
Legend has it he was attacked, and nearly consumed by a 750lb hambeast.

He now devotes his life to stopping them.

>>81185090
>Dr Now is secretly a goose in out for vengeance
deepest lore

>>81185152
That's why his body is oddly shaped.
He's hiding his goose form.

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>>81183505
Reccomend me the best/most disgusting episode yet /tv/.

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>>81183505
>>81183523
Someone gimme a quick rundown on this guy

Never seen the TV show.

What operation does this Doctor perform on the fatties? Is it a gastric band, stomach stapling, or what?

>>81185725
He sometimes never gets the opportunity to because the fatties keep gaining more weight than they started with

>>81184394
her tiny head on her giant blob body is hilarious

>>81185807
BUT THE SCALE WAS WRONG

But I have been trying!!!!! I am not a lying sociopath at all!!!

>>81185617
literally one of the most based dudes of television.

In 20 years will he be Dr. Later?

>>81184542
When you get weight loss surgery your calorie intake is around 1000 calories a day so you should get used to it.

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>>81183685
Masterful

>>81185725
Those along with skin surgery for the most part.

>>81185407
M6CLBL disgustingcore:

James K. If you watch nothing else, watch this.

Diana's story: Once a soldier, now a sad lady whose niece is an enablerfu

Lupe: Went into a diabetic coma once 10 years ago and decided to retire from the field of walking. Nearly dies on the road trip.

Steven and Justin Assanti: tfw 700 pounds and you have even worse problems than your obesity to address

>>81183588
Yeah I'm sure you can perform a weight loss surgery on a 600 lb patient with your doctorate in shitposting.

>>81184818
lmao this

>>81185725
he does gastric bypass when they lose enough weight so they dont die on the operation table and then skin removal when they lose significant weight (down to 300 pounds).

Honestly the hardest part is even finding the stomach under all that fat

>>81184656
>tfw 55kg 183cm

>>81186216
Why doesn't he do it with them as they are now?

>>81186216
also the hospital provides services such as nutritionist, dieticians, therapists and in the most extreme cases they can have the patients stay in the hospital on a controlled diet

So even though Dr Now is the one who says stuff like "I'm putting you on a 1200 calorie diet" the fatties do actually speak with an actual dietician afterwards that give them information about what to eat and a food schedule to follow.

>>81186149
hop up on the table & we'll give it a try

>>81186274
theres loads of complications when it comes to operating on fat people, one of the biggest issues is anesthesia. Its extremely hard to use a safe amount of it when they're 700 pounds, and anesthesia is fucking LETHAL if you fuck up the tiniest amount. And then everyone gets sued.

A more pragmatic reason is that Dr Now wants them to show that they're going to put in the effort to even lose weight in the first place since they can easily lose 100 pounds in a month if they just learn to eat right. If not, its a pointless risk since they'll just regain the weight

>>81186113
Is part two od the assanti brothers out?

>>81185725
>Is it a gastric band, stomach stapling
Stomach stapling isn't done anymore, although Erica had one long ago which makes her surgery more complicate.

Band is considered pretty obsolete although you can still get one if you really want it. Patients who got this now have a dissatisfaction rating of about 53%

Dr. Now usually does the Rouen-Y (aka full gastrectomy) or a sleeve gastrectomy. The sleeve gastrectomy is usually reserved for less extreme obesity than the Rouen-Y. However for the purposes of this show Dr. Now employs the sleeve gastrectomy in situations where the Rouen-Y would be too risky (e.g. damage from previous operations, weak heart, hernia. scar tissue in the way, etc)


t. became a fan of the show and decided to check out the free information sessions on bariatric surgery at the local hospital

>>81186357
No, it airs wednesday night. Gonna be YUGE!

>>81186365
>Patients who got this now have a dissatisfaction rating of about 53%
desu they're probably dissatisfied because they just kept eating anyway

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*blocks your path to fridge
>anon, you must lose 30lbs by the end of this post

>>81183685
No brother, they expect one of us in the wreckage
> starts putting fat from lipo from James into a thin guy

>>81186413
*rolls on stomach*
*dies*
Nothing personell, doctor

Are the new episodes of this show on hulu?

>>81185909
No, he'll be Dr Then.

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>>81186365
>Rouen-Y
so they turn their stomaches into fucking race-cart tracks with digestive juices all over the place?

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>>81184656
FUCK OFF SKELETON NIGGER

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>>81186413

nothing perssonel....doc

>>81185152
>>81185090
>>81185033
After being fattened for foie gras he devoted his life to stopping fatsos

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>>81183505
>enablers keep enabling
Why don't they use restraining orders on the enablers?

>>81186401
Bands slip and loosen.
They can be re-adjusted, but a lot of people don't like returning to the doctor and kind of drop off. People need to go to their meetings if they get this kind of thing.

>>81186413
But doc, I'm already at home!
> puts his hand near where my neck would be
Do you feel discharged?

>>81186616
Yeah that's true. They can eat ice cream and the band does nothing. It only stops bread and big chunks of food. It's supposed to help you develop better habits, but those can fade away.

>tfw assembly quality of the figure in Justin's room is very good, and he would probably be quite good at doing precision assembly work if he didn't suffer from depression and social anxiety preventing him from finding a job

>>81183523
Ms. Fatty
I'm dr. Now

>>81186611
That would probably be the best course of actions for the less extreme cases, but there comes a point where the roles of necessary caretaker and enabler blend. For example, James K is really bad off. He needs someone to help him with his leg wounds and to give him healthy food and water, but his enablers choose to feed him absolute shit. Someone should be there to give him what he needs but not what he wants.

Sometimes they do that by hospitalizing the patient and keeping them on a restricted diet. They want to keep this to a minimum though for a couple reasons. 1. It's expensive. 2. The patient needs to learn to do this stuff for him/herself and establish healthy eating patterns. Eating healthy because that's your only option is not learning new habits and relapsing into old habits is very likely unless effort is taken to ensure that they're learning and not just having it done for them.

I think some kind of enabler exchange program like on that show Wife Swap would be good. This would provide the patient with someone to keep them from expiring in a pile of their own filth but who doesn't have enough of a personal relationship with them to give a shit that they're unhappy because they can't eat pizza and burgers.

>>81186717
>better habits
That's what it's all about. The surgery can help you lose a lot of weight quickly as you get your habits in order, but without learning the good habits you're screwed.

I'm watching this fat fuck kid from rhode island being transferred to houston and holy fuck what a fat fucking turd

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>>81186856
Yeah I can't imagine the financial costs of keeping a whale in the hospital. I've heard many here say that James K's wife is likely paid by the state to be his caretaker. Shouldn't she have that privilege revoked if she is feeding him 10,000 cal.(30 pieces of KFC)/day?

>caretaker
>keeps him in sickened state

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>>81187134

i have only seen the james epìsode the 13th i think, recommend me other good episodes

>>81187040
>but without learning the good habits you're screwed.
thats why Dr Now always makes them lose weight by themselves first to prove they're going to put in the actual effort

If you only got the absolute minimum necessary amount of nutrition you needed transferred directly into you via tubes carrying concentrated paste, how thin could you get?

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They enable you, I will disable you.

>>81187317
probably a 100 pounds just because of the weight of your bones and organs

>>81184656
You are a woman or a skeleton?

>>81187170
If the caretaker were a licensed professional you could sue the everliving fuck out of them. Of course licensed professional brings it back to extremely expensive.

We need to clone Princess from the Steven episode and unleash the clone army on these blobs.

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>>81187170
>caretaker
>keeps him in sickened state

Capitalism at it's best.

>>81187295
Exactly.

>>81187378
I would fucking hire Princess to take care of me if I didnt live on the otherside of the country

>>81187381
>the government should force people to be healthy
it's their fault they're fat
let them die
take their genes out of the pool

You're a sociopath.

>>81186551
>>81185152
>>81185090
Movie when?

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>ftw when you lose 600 lbs but you still have horrible stretch marks

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That's a big truck

>>81187937
at least wiht long sleeves she'd look like the average american woman. if she's young it might still heal a little more over time.

>>81187937
which grill is this? dem titties though

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>>81187975
>mfw Steven was afraid he was going to fall through the floor

>>81187985
The average american woman looks like a deflated balloon?

>>81188027
A valid concern. A few episodes earlier some guy named Michael and his wife actually rejected a rental property because the floor was crackling under them. That episode also has her constantly putting on weight as he loses it.

>>81187937
>Reach 600+ pounds
>Suddenly start caring a lot about how you look

>tfw this show encourages me to go jogging once a week and only eat fruit for snacks
That being said, how do they keep finding these people?

>>81188203
Just go to the midwest

>>81188113
It takes someone hitting rock bottom to finally wake up.

>>81188012
you're okay with that even though those titties used to be bigger than you

What's the name of this show? I'm interested in some fatkino

I would just shoot these poor creatures in the head

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>>81187937

>>81188301
How can you get people to be this fat?
Do they put lard in the water?

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holy shit im up to this point

they can literally kick his fat ass out and leave him at a homeless shelter?

>>81188527
>How can you get people to be this fat?
shit genetics plus food addiction(genetics)

Anyways all this proves is that marxism is retarded.
Social behaviors are mostly genetic.

>>81188543
>the other homeless eat him for food

pt 2, would be pure kino

Could you imagine how much more of an asshole Steven would be if he actually succeeded in Dr Now's program? Fuck him.

>>81188543

Medical staff are only legally obligated to treat people during emergencies.

>>81184656
Spooky scary skeletons aren't allowed

>>81183685
WITH NO LEFTOVERS

>>81184791
This better not be goy

>>81188400
My 600lb Life

>>81188527
Food addiction and eating high calorie and carbohydrate heavy foods. They don't feel satisfied from what I understand

>>81185909
Probably Dr. Dead I'm afraid

>>81187324
Wow, this contrast of colors really shows how kino this show is.

>>81188570

It has nothing to do with genetics unless you want to to chalk up poor impulse control or lacking discipline as having a genetic origin. These 600 lbs monsters are shitty people that are surrounded by even shittier people who confuse love with pleasure.

If I had poor impulse control and a shitty manipulative personality I still couldn't become 600lbs because I fortunately have people in my life that love me, and because they love me they're willing to stand firm and not do they things for me that they know will hurt me regardless how much I think I want something. These fat people don't have that, they have people that are only concerned with making people happy in the present moment without considering the long term impact. Imagine a parent that never tells their kids no even when they know the thing the kid wants is harmful, the kid will become a monster 100% of the time. This is why I don't see John Assanti as the villain, it is his father for failing so badly as a parent.

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why haven't you joined his discord channel?

>>81188543
well yeah, theres really nothing stopping them. He's not a medical patient on emergency care (at which you cant throw them out until they stabilize), hes just a fat ass doing a treatment program which he signed up for.

>>81189226
I wonder if Justin acted out for the camera or if hes really that much of a fedoratipper

>>81187975
>can see fatty's face through the window
Great cinematography

>>81187975

I wanted to kill people while watching him stop every two hours for fast food.

>>81189414
>I'm hungry
>you just ate 2 hours ago
>buy me a pizza or I'm gonna tell the cops you hit me

>>81189100
>It has nothing to do with genetics
This is what delusional marxists ACTUALLY fucking believe.

You're a retard.

>unless you want to to chalk up poor impulse control
hunger cravings are also genetic

>These 600 lbs monsters are shitty people that are surrounded by even shittier people who confuse love with pleasure.
Also a factor but their genetics is what drives their fatness.

>>81186149
>make subcutaneous incision
>vacuum out fat, don't hit any organs with the tube
>cinch wound and staple it shut
Wow that's hard!

>>81189100
>If I had poor impulse control and a shitty manipulative personality I still couldn't become 600lbs because I fortunately have people in my life that love me
no you couldnt become that fat because your body would burn those calories faster than would turn into fat

idiot

>>81189322
why cant he turn into an emergency problem?

>>81189448

I'm hungry all the time yet I'm not fat. What's the deal?

>>81189226
the invite doesnt work

>>81189485

This fatlogic

>>81189226
this faggot is just as bad a his brother, the only difference is that he uses steven as a scapegoat for everything while steven simply pulls his hair out as the mentally ill disgusting subhuman he is

>>81189549
https://discord.gg/eSNffX7

>>81189518
well he could but if they take him to the ER and theres literally nothing wrong with him (besides being) fat, they can just throw him out. And fake calling 911 over and over about this will land him in jail eventually

>>81189226
He reminds me of a fat Jeff Stacey

>>81189226
>join his discord
>24 hours of the sound of him chewing

How fat people like this can't be sectioned by doctors? They're obviously incapable of taking care of themselves and their family and friends aren't taking care of them. Lock them up in a mental hospital and the weight will melt off of them because they wouldn't have a choice in what they eat.

whats normal weight for a male? im 6ft and 130 lbs i think

>>81189751

You should be around 160.

>>81189751
That's probably just a tad underweight at that height.

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>>81183588
>>81189466

>fat is a vascular organ
>anaesthetic agents are required in higher doses in fatties increasing risk of respiratory depression
>anaesthetic agents stay in the fatty's body for longer, reduced clearance makes recovery more difficult
>heart, kidney, liver, lungs already near failure due to the stress of being a hamplanet
>many more variables involved that a dummy like yourself would not understand, despite being either common sense or requiring a quick google

inb4 some brainlet idea about not giving them anaesthetic then!!11! The physical response to pain would probably stress their body into a cardiac arrest.

>>81189732
>How fat people like this can't be sectioned by doctors?
they do that on the show though. They keep them isolated in a hospital and they lose a 100 pounds a month. The problem is that it doesnt fix the problem, which is either the fact that the person is a piece of shit or they have enablers.

And Steven got fat when his dad wasnt around either so it was his fault too.

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>>81186413

*gains 60lb on the way back to the computer*

>>81189862
Someone passed you tendies from the hallway window didn't they? You're a very clever fatty.

>>81189793
the sheer weight of 400 extra pounds of fat on the body is also a risk on the organs themselves. Their wounds can literally rip open from the weight, its like a beached whale

>>81189859
>And Steven got fat when his dad wasnt around either so it was his fault too.

Well his dad was constantly ordering him pizza from across the country.

>>81189466
The problem with that is the trauma and stress that it causes on the body as well as the problem with providing enough anesthetic for someone that big. The amount they would need would likely kill them and they probably wouldn't wake up.

The other problem is they won't learn their lesson and how to eat properly and they see the bypass as a cure all but would still have shitty behavior.

>>81189466
Tell me this is bait.

>>81187630
>let them die, it's their fault
>you're a sociopath
How's that cognitive dissonance going anon. One day you'll get hit by a car or lose your job and you'll need some help from someone other than your mother, and your opinion about government assistance will flip in a moment. I sincerely hope you don't have to go through something horrible just to realise this.

>>81189996
Not the guy you're responding to but getting hit by a cat literally isn't the victim's fault unless he jumped in front of the thing.

Personally I advocate free healthcare for shit you can't help like leukemia or something, but if you need a quadruple bypass because you can't stop wolf in down McDonald's then yeah fuck you, you pay for it.

>>81189448
if genetics was the DRIVING factor, obesity rates would not fluctuate so much. You don't get to 600+ PRIMARILY because of genetics

>>81183523
kek

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>tfw 5.9ft and weigh 286lbs
everytime I watch these show I laugh and say to myself "ha, I'll never let myself get that fat" and then I open another can of soda, damn it...

>>81184634
>because then they start using their fat reserves to survive
It actually causes muscle atrophy, the body sacrifices muscle because starvation instincts turn on. That's why you exercise, and eat balanced meals, not "just eat less brah calories in and out it's math nigga"

Tfw i eat a 1000cal meal a day

Dropped from 145 to 129

Help, cant eat like i used to

https://www.change.org/p/states-of-rhode-island-and-massachusetts-take-away-free-healthcare-from-steven-assanti-from-my-600-lbs-life

They want to pull the plug on Steve-O's government funding in two states, probably because he spans both states.

>>81189777
>>81189783
>tfw have never gained weight in my life and these fatfucks cant stop shoving food down their throats

>>81184530
Is a gold-adamantium alloy.

>stop eating

>that will be 3000 dollars in taxpayer money

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>>81190284
That's fucking hilarious

>>81190295

What are you doing to try to put on weight? You can make protein shakes with up to 1,000 calories. I don't care how active you are, if you start drinking one of them every day you'll start to gain weight. If you don't notice any gain after a month or two just up it to two drinks per day.

>>81184691

manlet

>>81184656

super manlet

>>81190284
>Steven and Justin
>Trying to fit into the smallest state

>>81190081
I am the person you relied on, and I agree with the principle of personal responsibility. It becomes significantly more complex in practise, however. If an outside influence like a TV show or a government-funded doctor can help James K to become a human bean again, him and his burly wife would both be able to go to work and pay taxes, and his daughter would be able to go back to school and make something of herself (the latter is the more likely, those two are beyond hope I suspect). It would be infinitely better if they'd all had a decent education in the first place, and lived in an environment that encouraged healthy living (i.e. not surrounded by corporate-owned junk food outlets, in an area where it's practically impossible to get anywhere without driving). I mean, these are people who say shit like "I can't wait to be back on my feet again, driving", and "James used to be really active, riding four-wheelers and fishing". America is a toxic environment for the poor.

>>81190595
Relied on, what the fuck? Replied to

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>>81190505
I'm from Rhode Island, Steve is eclipsing the sun.

>>81190595
I agree that education and health care need improvements, and I'll also agree the poor are fucked hard in America...

But education wasn't gonna help these people. You could be rock stupid but once you pass the 400 pound mark you'd realize something was amiss.

I consider myself a strong supporter of government taking the wheel but you just can't help some people.

>>81190652
Sometimes I think that 4chan software is randomly inserting errors into our messages. I've written a lot of stuff and proofread it and the kind of mistakes I see in my posts here are things I never do elsewhere.

>>81190128
you get to that from social factories but the fact you crave so much and your body stores so much fat is purely genetic

>>81189530
>I'm hungry all the time yet I'm not fat.
You have hunger genetics but great metabolism genetics.
Very simple.

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-Fatties bow to Dr. Now
-In contact with EMS
-Possess psychic-like abilities to determine true caloric intake
-Controls pizza with an iron but fair fist
-Own fast food franchises & diet pills globally
-Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first hospitals on Mars (Jamesteven will be be the first hospital)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth so he can prove it’s not “muh genetics”
-First designer stomachs will in all likelihood be Dr. Now stomachs
-said to have 215+ BMR, such calorie burning capacity on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented dietary progress with him
-owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Nowbots inside you right now
-He is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the unrepentant fatties. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Deathfats (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Deathfat leader’s first trip to the treadmill in history literally a few days later to the Planet Fitness in Houston
-learned broken English in under a week
-Nation states entrust their whale oil reserves to Dr. Now. There’s no oil in the ground, only his secret Huston stash
-He is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, he is a being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he’s a benevolent being.

https://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/my-600-lb-life/full-episodes/millas-story

>Has children feed her or else she screams at them
>Has a portable fryer in her room that she makes them bring

What the fuck?

>>81189603
holy shit the fat fuck is actually in there right now

>>81189603
>>81189226
HOLY SHIT IM LITERALLY TALKING TO HIM RIGHT NOW

YOU GUYS HAVE TO JOIN THIS DISCORD NOW

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>>81190277

>eat 1200cal a day
>pass out in supermarket

>>81185617
-Fatties bow to Dr. Now
-In contact with EMS
-Possess psychic-like abilities to determine true caloric intake
-Controls pizza with an iron but fair fist
-Own fast food franchises & diet pills globally
-Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first hospitals on Mars (Jamesteven will be be the first hospital)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth so he can prove it’s not “muh genetics”
-First designer stomachs will in all likelihood be Dr. Now stomachs
-said to have 215+ BMR, such calorie burning capacity on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented dietary progress with him
-owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Nowbots inside you right now
-He is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the unrepentant fatties. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Deathfats (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Deathfat leader’s first trip to the treadmill in history literally a few days later to the Planet Fitness in Houston
-learned broken English in under a week
-Nation states entrust their whale oil reserves to Dr. Now. There’s no oil in the ground, only his secret Huston stash
-He is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, he is a being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he’s a benevolent being.

>>81189448
>This is what delusional marxists ACTUALLY fucking believe.

Actually Marxists believe the exact opposite, they believe your environnement, your religion, your culture, your income, the place where you live influences every aspect of you, and that it is very hard to fight against that.

>>81190940
Update on Steven? Is he walking around and beating the shit out of Justin yet?

>>81190940
>>81190861

Relax dude. It's just some fat manchild.

>>81190817
>>81190953
Oh fuck sorry, I was the original writer of this and didn't check the thread because I figured nobody saved my adapted pasta.

>>81190974
>Actually Marxists believe the exact opposite
>marxists believe in biological instincts controlling human behavior
no they don't lol

>they believe your environnement, your religion, your culture, your income, the place where you live influences every aspect of you
WRONG
They believe economic forces are what influences you.

>>81190974
>Actually Marxists believe
There are so many different branches of Marxism that it's impossible to make a statement that starts with those three words.

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Reminder fat people are scientifically proven to be liars.

>>81190739
Like most severe addictions, it's probably pretty obvious to the sufferer but the thought of stopping is terrifying since the addiction is the main thing giving them a reason to live and something to look forward to. I would 100% rather come off heroin than try to come back from weighing this much. For one thing, being obese seems like it's even worse for your body, and you also need at least a little food to live, so you can't go cold turkey forever

>>81191256
No different than alcoholics to be very honest.

>>81190230
>M-muh muscle atrophy
>m-m-muh health at every size, calories don't mean anything
Lardass detected

Which one of you posted CIA Now in the discord?

>>81190230

Starvation mode is a meme excuse

>>81191313
or anyone in denial of having addiction, including passive addictions to weed and the internet

>>81191500

No, seriously, why the fuck would the body sacrifice muscle (reducing its ability to obtain more food) in a time of starvation instead of fat, when that is literally the purpose of fat?

>>81188570
>genetics
Yeah no, its just a lack of willpower, everyone has the munchies but thats when you have a decision to make to go for the healthy option or mickey dees

>>81191681
willpower is gentic

>>81190230
Well if youre so fat you can barely walk exercise isnt YET an option, you gotta start somewhere and limiting your caloric intake will get you started

He might as well just say

>stop eating, retard

>>81191713
Thats the dumbest thing ive heard all day

But keep shoving those nuggets down your throat and telling yourself its genetics

>>81190209
It's ok anon, you'll be dead soon

When is part two airing?

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>>81183505
>>81183523

Why is he so sassy?

>>81192084
he's makes hundreds of thousands of dollars with every patient he sees
he then gets money from the tv show
hes rich enough to be sassy

>>81191570
Because your body doesn't discriminate between the two when in dire need of energy, because our bodies aren't very smart
Same reason our bodies don't stop absorbing poisonous chemicals when we ingest them despite often causing immediate damage

>>81191438
>>81191500
I'm not enabling fatties, but don't give retarded advice!

>You are an alcoholic? Drink less so your body dries out!
>You smoke? Stop breathing!

In fact I'm saying you need to get up and hit the potatofields rather than smile with glee over only drinking 5 gallons oforders 7up instead of 6

>>81189226
>superlux hd668Bs
nice

>>81190230
fucking pseudoscience. You read some dumbass articles in Men's Health about metabolism, and now you're prepared to question a weight-loss MD. fuck off. Your opinions are garbage.

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Justin just sits back being smug and criticising his brother while doing shit all to change

>>81189100
Addiction is mental weakness until your body is literally physically dependent on whatever you're addicted to. And your body is never dependent on 10k calories a day. Everyone has felt hungry before, what is it about these fat retards that makes them so special and unable to handle the feeling of hunger? It's mental weakness

Imagine having him as your father. You'd be Harvard graduate or some shit.

Man i just ate some casserolle with some beets and man im full

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>>81192902
Anon I want your GPA to be heavier by 1.5 points by the end of the semester.

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>dad gives in and orders him pizza
>asks for 1 slice
>gets flipped off
>doesn't immediately snatch the pizza away from the fat piece of shit

>>81187324

What happened to his hair?

>>81186317
lol

>>81193211
He pulled it out, probably because he was starting to feel withdrawals from having not taken half a bottle of pain meds that day.

>>81193195
>trying to steal from an alpha male

someone post the hair sweeping webm

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>in voice as if reading off script for first time

most...people say...they pull their hair out out as...expression...but you actually do it

>>81192084

he has to be. look at the shit he deals with daily.

>>81193195
He was already arrested once and being out of state would you really risk it?

>>81193322
I know!Some days his dad doesn't even buy him pizza and on other days he isn't able to swallow pain medication a handful at a time!

>I need you to lose 50lbs and stop eating so much

Why don't they?

>>81193309
he seemed genuinely shocked seeing /ourguy/ acting like that

>>81193361
he didn't have tv cameras recording last time.
the only thing steve can claim is that he had his property stolen since it was technically gifted to him if only for a moment.

It would be interesting to see if there is any precedent for taking food away from a dangerously obese family member, steven is an adult but I would consider letting a child get to that kind of obesity as child abuse.

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WATCH IT, STEVEY

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>>81193302

>>81193479
GET HIM OUT OF HERE NOW

>>81193381
They just need some celebratory pizza for following their diet.

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>>81193555

>>81193555
Valve should take note for Left 4 Dead 3.
>3
Nice Trips.

>>81193367
Those guys were talking about Dr.Now you sperg

I kind of wish they didn't blur the crotches, I'm sure it's gross but I'm fascinated what their dicks and balls must look like if their feat are basically rotten.

>>81193555
Holy christ this is worse than I remember. Did my mind block it out or something?

>>81192487
>Accuses someone else of posting psuedoscience
>Posts psuedoscience
Gain 100 pounds of fat, starve yourself for a month, and then see how well your muscles hold up.

>>81188543
If you have no place to stay Ihave you driven to homeless shelter
>What a baller ass gangster holy shit!

>>81194071
I don't remember it either. I borrowed it from some other anon whom posted it here.

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>>81189793
>The physical response to pain would probably stress their body into a cardiac arrest.

>>81184656
>tfw 5' 3" and recommended calorie intake is 1800 a day
Being like this and living in the US is suffering, everything is so goddman big or 400+ calories

>>81192902
>Imagine having him as your father. You'd be Harvard graduate or some shit.
The show is produced by his son.

>>81194406
>Being like this and living in the US is suffering, everything is so goddman big or 400+ calories
Okay, let's say the average meal is 600 calories
3 meals a day, breakfast lunch and dinner, 600 calories each brings you right at 1800
What's the problem, fatty?

>>81194406
You can up that by a thousand if you start lifting.

>>81193195
You can really see the FAS in this screencap

>>81194406
You can use a knife to divide the portion. I've done it before.

>>81194406
No it isn't. Go to the supermarket instead of mcdonalds

>>81190209
jeez anon I'm 6'2 and 250 and I thought I was fat.

>>81193195
His dad is a pussy beta faggot enabler

>>81195075
6'2" 220lbs here.
Trying to get down to 200lbs since these threads. I diet but need to start exercising.

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>>81190295
>>tfw have never gained weight in my life
So you popped out of your mom's vagina fully grown?

>>81195228
>there is a baby sized man in this thread

>>81195228
>he didn't
What a chump!

>>81195207
Im also 6,2 and 220lbs...
I exercise but dont diet very well...

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>>81193555
At that point its time to put the pillow over his face

>>81186611
This puts new meaning to the word JUST

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>>81195301
>The McPoyle's sprung from my loins, fully formed!
>One of them babies tried to eat me, I ate them first *sobs* I ate them first

>>81195207

Stop trying to lose weight through exercise. You should absolutely exercise as much as you possibly can but get it out of your mind that you're losing weight by exercising because without a change in your current diet you couldn't possibly exercise enough to lose 20 pounds. Do you know how many calories are burned by spending 45 minutes on a stationary bike? About 250. Do the math.

If your weight is wrong, that means your diet is wrong every single time. The only way you're going to fix your weight is to fix your diet. Either eat less or replace what you're currently eating with more vegetables.

>>81183685
This shit was too easy to make, but god damn I laughed anyway.

Justin Assanti discord https://discord.gg/9rMq5M9

Get in here

>>81191256

>So Julie, how many calories did you eat?
850
>What about the Large Pizza you ordered? And the snickers bars
oh er... I guess I forgot

>>81195699
god this episode was awful, Always Sunny after season 7 was a fucking mistake

>>81189466
Hm yeah you have no idea what a gastric bypass is

>>81191256

There's a show about this that follows fat people around and calls them out on their shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYJrC3RTtgQ

>>81189751
you need to gain about 50 pounds

>>81196596
By next month?

>>81190230
>It actually causes muscle atrophy
These fat fucking heaps on this show have been in bed for years. Their muscles have already withered away to nothing. James can't even lift three pound weights without a struggle. They are already at greater risk of dying from eating 10k+ calories every day. Cutting it down to a very reasonable 1200 isn't going to do any harm.

>>81190230

Their muscles have wasted away over years of inactivity, atrophy is irrelevant.

>>81194406
L O N D O N
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D
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>Drink 4 liters of ~7% beer daily
>~65kg 180cm

explain this you fat american fucks
How the fuck can you even get so fat you can't move

>Half way to 600lbs
Do I keep going /tv/?

>>81196903
Make it to 900 so you can be the fattest person on the show. Also move to the midwest.

>>81188203
bro since someone started posting these threads 3 weeks ago, ive since lost 10 pounds, hitting the gym and on a 2000 cal diet, which i generally only eat 1800 or so. myfitnesspal is the best app

>>81191025

It's good enough to read twice, dw f a m

>>81197009
>myfitnesspal is the best app
There's no excuse for anyone with a smartphone to be overweight. I've lost 50 lbs in the last year.

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>>81197009
>on 1200 calories/day
>check log
>still have 492 calories left for the day
>contemplating getting pic related

>>81184656
I bet you have a nice thin butt and a cute benis :P

/sci/ discovers fatkino

>>>/sci/8799101

>>81197510
tfw fatkino has taken over /fit/, /pol/, /tv/, /mu/, /sci/, and /ck/

Gee I wonder how they get so fat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

>>81183505
M8,I would literally weigh 20 pounds
>Tfw most tennage girls weighmire than you

>>81183505
Why is he fat? Why should anybody take his advice?

>>81197585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYxTbPhmTL0

Gee, maybe we should get her onto the show

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>>81197635
Shit forgot picture

>>81197299
>mint ice cream
Your kind are savages

>>81197647
Thin by Texas standards.

>>81193555
looks like the late stages of a sci-fi disease

>>81197585
>simply sara in a fatkino thread
TLC is bringing all of the boards together like never before.

>>81197680
Mint Chocolate Chip is the patrician icecream flavor

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Stop being fat.

>>81197731
Long live the new flesh!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wyrwOJJtNw

>>81197786
>your apology means nothing
>you're done

How does he pierce the souls of the failed patients with so few words?

>>81197557
>and /ck/
Link?

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>>81197786
>i'm really trying doctor but my arms hurt so bad

>>81198498
>sores on insides of arms
absolutely fucking disgusting

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>>81189448
you're fat aren't you anon?

>>81183706
That was my favorite part. Dr. Now is a savage.

>>81183505
Isn't that the doc from Super Size Me?

>>81198658
No, I just hate genetic denialists

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>Feeewwwwwwwwwd

Veggies taste awful. How do I stop eating what tastes good and eat more veggies? I need to lose weight.

>>81198907

I really doubt that all vegetables taste awful to you. Eat some carrots.

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>>81184394
Spot on.

Full episode for James K's story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v831GUCkALQ&t=3850s

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>>81196029
>someone says they weight 16 stones
>16 stones


what kind of fuckretarded weighting system is this please? Fucking anglos man...

>>81199242
>he doesn't use rocks for measurements
Fucking retard

>>81198907
your gut bacteria effects your taste

change your gut bacteria, eat resistant starch

>>81197585
>a cup of fucking sugar for macaroni

>>81199396

But it has vegetables. That means it's healthy.

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>>81198498
>>81198605
I wonder what's under his chin

>>81197659
Sara is such a kind soul.

>>81199078

>25 minutes in
>There's no point in being on a diet if I can't get any help

MOTHER. FUCKER.

>>81197299
i had left over cals, had two oreos, feel like shit for it but tommarrows another day

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>>81197883
>when princess starts playing detective and solves the case of missing steven in like 30 seconds

>>81183685
Simple yet hilarious

>>81199242
It's literally just an extension of the American imperial system.
14 pounds = 1 stone

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Is Steven Assanti a faggot?

>>81189862
Don't come to this website again.

Full episode for Steven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_CUxB4cDO4

>>81200523
THANK YE

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>>81200523
>5 minutes in
>him yelling at that nurse

this nigga's diet needs to be a bullet