DUDE RAPE VICTIMS ARE EVOLUTIONARILY STRONGER LMAO This was hot shit

was alright

the light-skinned girl and the protag were both fine af

>>81182711
I found the perspective of "THE BROKEN ARE THE MORE EVOLVED" pretty interesting.

Shyamalan is taking the usual horror trope of killing everyone except the virgin girl and flipping it completely, where the sheltered and "pure" are the inferior ones.

While the kino itself is a 6/10 at best due to the fucked up third act i like the butthurt it generated among SJW libweenies;

>moviepilot.com/p/split-movie-boycott-transphobia-mental-illness/4192380
>https://www.salon.com/2017/01/24/split-has-very-problematic-views-on-psychological-disorders-but-to-explain-why-i-need-to-spoil-the-films-brilliant-twist/

>>81182833
SPOILERS


But why did he kill the doctor lady? What made her impure?

>>81182711
What was the point of giving him 23 personalities and only show like 5? They could have accomplished the same thing saying he had like 9; why so many? The kid was the only interesting one

>>81182894
He did it because he shared with her and she said she understood, then felt he had gone too far. He only ate the impure, he didn't eat her

>>81182833
No. It was emo tier garbage

>>81183078
She felt*

>>81183102
>"No"

Great argument there, really stripped down that whole post and the narrative of the film, I'm sure you are one highly intellectual individual yourself

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Is there a good torrent out yet? I just want some Anya Taylor titties to look at

people either like this or vehemently hate it

>>81183172
blurayrip is not out yet, but it's worth the wait trust me, you'll see numerous cleavage close ups of Anya and the whole third act is just one constant boner

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>>81183305
Goddamit, been waiting for months

As someone who hasn't watched the "prequel" from 2000, what do i miss plot-wise speaking

>>81183486

Fucking nothing, that said watch Unbreakable.

>>81182833
>Shyamalan is taking the usual horror trope of killing everyone except the virgin girl and flipping it completely
The flipping of this cliche has become a cliche in and of itself, and it's been around since the 80's. Horror isn't as dumb as we're constantly told it is. At least it didn't used to be.

>>81183528
>>81183528
What about after earth? Is it an enjoyable kino?

I love scifi but i've been on the edge of this one due to my hatred for niggers

seeing bruce willis felt dumb random and I couldnt take the idea of shylaman's avengers out of my head which left a awful taste in my mouth as I left the theater

>>81183609
>What about after earth?

Has nothing to do with split or Unbreakable

>I love scifi but i've been on the edge of this one due to my hatred for niggers

Thanks for sharing.

>>81183626
>hes so week a movie affects his feelings
you don't deserve to reproduce, the beast would eat you at first sight

>>81183721
>a movie affects his feelings

thats the point of movies dipshit

>>81183019
The others were shut out of the light by Dennis and Patricia.

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>attention cutwhores are pure
the beast would spare every cunt from tumblr then

>>81183818
She was actually sexually abused though, not some "everything is rape" blue haired landwhale

Goes way beyond that, you're just ignorant

>>81183818
She didn't cut herself idiot her uncle gave her those scars

>>81183865
>shirtless play wrestling with a 30 something man while you're 10 is sexual abuse

okay buddy

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>>81183890

I thought the monster guy just hated everyone that had happy lives?

Also the movie sucked.

>>81182711

i watched it yesterday. James McAvoys acting is really good but other than that ... holy fuck its so bad

heres what would have made this movie good:

>black haired girl is the one with multiple personalities and a recap at the end shows all the hidden clues and shit

such as:

>her never really being a room with the abducted girls
>video recordings on computer are actually her not him

im sure u can string it together but m night shamalaalyman is a fucking retard who should kill himself for making these cringeworthy plots

>The main actor was great
>The cinematography was good
>The main actress looked pretty fuckable
5/10, it's not terrible

>>81183667
>>81183667
It's from the same director though

>>81184311

Fuck off racist.

>>81184108
>waaaah where's the twist

>>81184341
What? Fuck off redditor.

>>81182711
Rape survivors...
There is a difference.
Also,he was barmy!!

>>81183486
Split kinda makes Unbreakable rewatcheable again.

>>81184361

>movie gets marketed with "a twist"

well .. wheres the twist?

>>81184577
There is no one

>>81184686

well they say there is a big twist but there isnt

i proposed a potential twist but autist dont want to hear it

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>>81184577
the twist is that they woulndt refund me the money for the movie since I stayed until the end. I was like WHAT A TWEEEEEEEEEEEEST

>>81184806

good goy

>>81183886
Expand then, genius.

>>81182711
I thought the point was that the beast only ate those who didn't have to go through any hardship in life and generally had it easy.
That being said, he said to those girls they were chosen specifically. So did he just not realise that one girl was getting diddled by her uncle?

This movie was shit, I can't believed I actually got tricked into watching another Shyamalan movie.

Never again.

>>81184806
refund before 1 hour mark policy?

>>81184964
how would that work if they play 15 minutes of ads and movie trailers? you still get 1 hour of actual movie + trailers?

>>81184577
From what I gathered the twist was that it is a sequel to Unbreakable and Shyamalan wants to have his own capeshit universe.

>>81184577
The man turns into a fuckbeast

>>81184806
T H I C C

>>81184883
Well she was only in the car because the dad offered her a ride home. The dude didnt even spray her at first.

>>81184883
I don't think he was expecting the third girl to need a ride.

>>81182876
that first article shits on horror films portraying metal disorders wrongly, then shows a pic of "girl interupted" with the caption saying it is a movie where mental disorders were portrayed correctly, then in the next paragraph, continues shaming horrors movies for not portraying mental illness in movies accurately giving a few examples, which includes "girl interrupted".
what the hell. can't take that author seriously if they make that kind of blunder in an article.

the second article, the author takes a confusing stance. "I like the movie, but i'll criticize it because i'm a sjw.".that was the gist of it.
also could't take that author seriously.

>>81182711
It's a 6/10 without the ending.
It's a 8/10 with the proper context.

>>81184060
>I thought the monster guy just hated everyone that had happy lives?

didn't get the movie, therefor:

>Also the movie sucked.

pleb.

>>81185448
are you kidding? the unbreakable tie in was easily the worst part of the movie, and thats saying a lot about a movie where a dude with a mental disorder is suddently capable of climbing walls barehanded because one of his multiple personalities is werewolf spiderman. spoilers, I guess.

>>81185948
it's a super hero movie, senpai.
better than any marvel or dc flick since 2008.

>>81182711

are dennis and patricia a couple? do you think they have sex?

>>81185976
it wasnt a superhero movie until the end, and that was disappointing af

>>81186070
rewatch it, cuck

>>81186224
use your own words to make a point, I have watch the movie and I dont have any form of amnesia

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>>81182711
>if a mentally deranged villain believes something then that means the movie is promoting it

>>81182711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W56p3AZEFPY&t=2s
nah dude this was totally not garbage what are you talking about? Shyamalan making a comeback nshieeet

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>DUDE MANGA LMAO

What did Shyamalan mean by this?

>>81183486

nothing at all.

i was reading someone that said you have to watch unbreakable first or else you won't understand the movie and that was total bullshit. i mean obviously you should watch unbreakable before watching the next movie since it's going to be them fighting each other but there's no need to watch it for a 5 second clip at the end showing that the films are in the same universe.

>>81186224
Op here. I too would like to know where super stuff was happening before the beast showed up. Was anyone else supremely disappointed that he didn't really change like he said? "His fingers are twice as long as ours" "covered in hair"

Patricia = Tilda Swinton
Dennis = Jake Gyllenhaal
Barry = Jared Leto
Hedwig = ???

>>81182711

Was he raped? I only saw it once and good lord was it an exposition dump. I liked it but it felt like two different films.

>>81186855
Is this a One-Punch Man reference?

>>81187649
He was abused, not sure about sexually specifically though.

>>81184806
>refund
why would someone ever get a refund?
i dont get that
"waaah i didnt like it"
tough titties, thats life

>>81182876
>this fictional analogy triggers me
Lel, it's like people in weelchairs got offended when unbreakable was released.

>>81188008
why not? its just like any other product. Though you gotta return your memories at the counter

>>81188124
i always eat half a cake and then go back to the store and request my money back
they always force me to puke up the cake before i get my money, its a nice little ritual

it's basically a Jekyll and Hyde movie, but with more Hydes.

>>81188364
And no Jekyll until the last 10 minutes.

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I enjoyed it.

>>81189211
>makes fun of fat butt disease
>dies of fat butt disease
Did Vince Gilligan direct this guys life?

>>81182894
Why the fuck didn't the old lady say Kevin's name when he was gonna kill her instead of silently writing his name on a piece of paper for the girl to find out? She had plenty of chances to stop Kevin but all she did was scream that stupid bitch

someone post a pic of the black girls ass, or any ass from the girls. Thanks

>>81189557
I wanna say bad writting but im sure they had some contrieved explanation like, she couldnt speak because she had been chocked and she lost her voice or she thought that piece of paper was a phone with text-to-speech installed into it

>>81189956
dont you want us to jerk you off as well, mr comfy man

Is there a good version out for this to torrent or are you just movie-going cucks?

>>81190074
Op here. My computer is a dinosaur so I don't mess with torrenting or any of that, but the free movie app on my xbox had a good quality stream with some Asian subtitles. I'm sure its online somewhere as well.

>>81190212
my brother said that the Koreansub one that is out there was pretty shitty

>>81190074
we're all cucks, my fellow cucko

>>81189557
Actually, if you watch that part again you can see how she's trying to said his name

>>81190246
Its definitely not high quality, but its a movie about some morons trapped in a basement. Not a whole bunch of mesmerizing visuals to be missed out on. I am someone that can comfortably watch a show on my old box tv so take it as you will

>>81190074
its supposed to be out the 5th april, ie this wednesday
just be patient senpai

>>81190474
thanks senpai

>>81190448
yeah i guess, but i hate watching movies when its darker than usual or the sound is crappy

>>81190448
hey, old TVs can be great for some media

>>81185948

It's called fantasy.

>>81190661
it had zero fantasy elements until that point tho. Sure, the bad guy could have yelled 'SHAMALAMADINGDONG!' at the end and transform himsolf into hippogriff and get out of there flying and you could say 'its called fantasy' but that would not excuse it from being nonsensical

>>81184108
fuck off name

>>81191058

They spend the whole movie talking about how people with DID have superpowers. The doctor talks about a woman regenerating her eyesight, and that Kevin/Barry/etc is exceptional.

And they talk about the Beast being this amazing thing

This is why movies are shit. Because whenever someone blends genres, or steps outside neat little cookie cutter bullshit, people take 20 years to get over it and realize that it was actually good.

I have seen most recent M.Shamalamadingdong films. And they all suck. This guy has no talent at all. MCAvoy was friggin brilliant but this dingdong guy sucks ass.

>>81191058
Are you seriously some sort of fucking idiot? How do you watch movies? How do you not know how to suspend your disbelief when watching a visual STORY being told?

I don't understand you, you seriously must be a moron or something for not being able to grasp this movie.

>>81191058
>implying it's physically impossible to survive a gunshot

>>81191578
like everything in this world, there's shades.
I can suspend my disbelief in many cases, I love sci-fi movies and even there they usually fuck up their sci parts but I'm usually cool with it and I'm perfectly capable of enjoy any movie.

This movie in particular tho, the ending was hot garbage, like a vampire B-movie shot in mom's basement garbage writing. Did I mention that the guy started climbing walls like spiderman? maybe if I had some of his web I could have suspended my disbelief better.

>>81182711
Honestly, I don't believe we are supposed to agree with the beast*, but I kinda do. Because going through a traumatic event means they are more experienced, know their limits and how to read a situation better than most people.
*the other girls failed because the main character was insecure due to her trauma. If they all worked together they could've subdued the kid form at least.

>>81191840

A woman regenerated her damaged optical nerves. That's stated as fact

It built up to it. It's jarring but if you missed it, it's your own fault

>>81192056
theres a big stretch between neuroregeneration and becoming werewolf spiderman

>>81192195

>it's a big stretch between something physically impossible and something physically impossible

>>81192195
The "twist" is that he was a supernatural being, you idiot. It's a villain origin to contrast Bruce Willian's hero story in the other movie.

>>81183019
chromosomes

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>>81192373
>neuroregeneration is physically impossible

>>81192589
I don't see people regenerating very often.

>>81192944
even you are doing it all the time

>>81193122
You can regenerate hair,nails and skin but regenerating optical nerves is not posible.

>>81184311
quit pretending being retarted

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>>81193122
>DUDE I READ AN ARTICLE THAT SAYS- JAMIE CAN YOU BRING THAT UP- SO YOUR CELLS IN YOUR BODY ARE CONSTANTLY DYING AND BASICALLY EVERY YEAR YOU ARE AN ENTIRELY NEW PER- MAN LOOK AT THAT FUCKING CHIMP HE IS SHREDDED!

>>81193225
if you use 'i dont see such thing happening' as an argument that would really matter to you since you cant see optical nerves.

>>81193427
desperate

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>>81193427

>>81183167
>enjoying this piece of shit flick
>intellectual

pick one

>>81182711
this movie was a lot of fun to watch. i really liked the underground setting and set design, i thought they were in a factory or industrial complex or something until the end.
the molesting thing was kind of predictable - as soon as i saw that her dad was asleep, i knew something was wrong.

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?page=main&id=split2017.htm

>Production Budget: $9 million
>Total Lifetime Grosses Worldwide: $269,915,325

I guess we will see the next installment in the "unbreakable trilogy" soon right?

>>81193824
>Production Budget: $9 million
>Total Lifetime Grosses Worldwide: $269,915,325

People should kys

>>81182711
this was pretty good desu
our guy shamalandindong is back

a movie for stupid people to feel smart

>>81182711
Woa, the point could have raped you and you wouldn't still get it.

>>81182758
are you a shitskin? You talk like one.

>>81195472
but anon, we aren't discussing enemy, interstellar or arrival.. what do you mean by your post

Who else wants to kidnap three teenaged girls because of this film?

>>81182711
movie started off great but was ruined by le superpowers

>>81195621
>doesn't give the point because there isn't one

>>81192589

http://www.schepens.harvard.edu/research-storychen/dong-feng-chen-md-phd/research-story.html

>>81196876
either you quoted the wrong comment or you're just stupid to refute that neuroregeneration is not possible, either way, here's your reply for wasting your time googling stuff. Way to go, man!

>>81197098

>Similarly, nerve fibers in the brain and spinal cord share this common tragic feature of not being able to regenerate.

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>>81182711
This movie was much better with similar concept.

>>81183486
Nothing aside from the last 30 seconds that has zero impact on the movie itself.

It was worth it for McAvoy's performance alone desu. He did fucking fantastic and he made all Kevin's personas his own. And he studied up on those accents. Honest to god one of the greatest actors of our time.

>>81197163
youre learning something? awesome man! but dont stop and keep on going, you might even learn about different types of nerves! isnt that cool?!

>>81197184
Fantastic movie. 2am essential viewing core
>whores don't get a second chance

>>81197388

>tragic feature of not being able to regenerate. This is most unfortunate, as a capacity for successful nerve regeneration is a necessity for restoration of function following damage, through accident or disease, to the human brain and spinal cord. Success of optic nerve regeneration might also open the door to future strategies of eye transplantation.

So is the next movie gonna be David Dunn vs The Beast? Shyamalan says he wants a third Unvreakable.

>>81197496
at this point you should add this topic in your resume

>>81185948

did you miss the part where one of his personalities is diabetic and has to take insulin but when he's anyone else it's fine?

That doesn't bug you but the wall scaling does??

>>81184108
I actually expected Kacey to be part of Kevin or vice versa - Kevin's initials are also K.C. and the room he shut the girls in only had two beds when there were three victims.

>>81197493

Is it really that great of a flick? I remember liking it when it came out, but I was somewhere around 13 years old in 03.

I kinda feel like it'd be rubbish if I ever went back and rewatched it.

>>81191058

the whole point of having 20 something unique personalities tht also possess unique mental and physical capabilities is borderline if not complete fantasy.

>>81197928
yes

>>81197956
I too havent seen it in years, but I remember loving it when I was younger. I remember most of it. Some good deaths like the dude with a bat down his throat.

>>81197928

People can't appreciate good shit.

The only reason plebs do is, "oh there's David Dunn it's a SUPERHERO movie."

Cut that out and it's still the best movie of the year. People are just too dumb. Tell them it's a thriller and they'll get pissed off if something supernatural happens.

>>81198090
My biggest issue with the movie is there was basically zero tension especially after all the girls were separated. Obviously nothing is going to happen to the only character on screen. Then the other two are almost out and in the next scene change just dead. All three should have been chased or at least two of them. Those two died so obviously the last chick is fine.

>Barry- /fa/
>Dennis- /lit/
>Patricia- /ck/
>Hedwig- /b/
>The Beast- /r9k/fit/an/
Any others?

>>81198051
You're either lying or don't know how type 1 diabetes works. It clearly walked the line of supernatural the whole film and then went full on supernatural that yes, david does have "powers" but they're still in the same realm of believability as a person with multiple identifies having one personality that's diabetic.

Even when the beast came out it left some stuff in reservation:
>he didn't become covered in hair like a werewolf
>didn't grow claws
>didn't become 10 ft tall

Some might even argue he strength wasn't even super human, just a lot for a man of his size.

>>81198235

that muslim historian is /his/

>>81198208

It was a different kind of tension for me. Plot tension subsides, but the character tension remains. Watching to see what happens if the Beast actually surfaces. Waiting to see the girl's backstory.

dont actors read the script before they accept these cringy shit?

>>81198263
I know how diabetes works. I know damaged optical nerves do not regenerate naturally.
I said it before, I can suspend my disbelief.
They stablish in the movie that brain chemistry can perform physical changes in the human body.

There is no way in the world that changing your brain chemistry in any way or form would give you spiderman-like powers. EVEN fucking spiderman cant explain how he climbs walls, tiny spider hairs in the tip of your hands? bitch please, it would be 1000 times more believable to justify it with jedi powers

>>81198348
I assure you, that's the proper way to respond to this movie.

>>81198421
Some parts of the dialogue felt somewhat forced, I agree. Like at the very end at the Unbreakable tie in. It was still a great movie, tho.

>>81198450

That's the point though. It's totally crazy.

Fantasy. Magical realism is the right term I think

>>81198348
>>81198476
I felt gypped by the girls story. Does she report or kill the guy or what?

>>81198573
yes, and my point still stands. That magical crazy fantasy does not surface until the very end.
The medical cases, although unrealistic, are stablished in a logical way, brain chemistry -> body chemistry. Disbelief = suspended.
But then he gets superhero powers that do not follow the stablished logic and come as bullshit writing

>>81198450
>stablish
>bitch please

What the fuck

>>81198744
establish*

>>81198734
It's fucking "established" you nigger

>>81198779
already noted, you wanna continue the offtopic or are you actually using a spelling error as a point to defend your shitty movie?

thought so

>>81198647

What do you think anon? Personally I think she reports him. The flashbacks show her inability to truly stand up for herself, but in the end she shoots the Beast.

That's what the look to the cop in the end was about

>>81198734

But it's brain chemistry doing the impossible.

The doctor talks about the woman with the sight. But that is A) one personality exerting influence and B) something that happens.

Kevin has 20.....23? He has a fuckload. And his body is used to the various changes his body goes through. Not just major ones like the diabetes, but also the minor ones like Hedwig being so much weaker than what's his name (the OCD guy).

And the ritual to bring the Beast is deliberate. It's not something random like the others. They're deliberately calling these qualities out. Focusing whatever mental capacity they have to change their body. It's important, I think, that most of the personalities became suppressed.

But thats just my take. It helps that I am a occult religious faggot and believe in magic. The movie is still nuts, but it works for me

You aren't really suspending belief though. You wre trying to find a justification when there is none. When one physically impossible thing is possible, others should be too.

To each their own though

>>81193687
>Enjoying Split is intelectuall.
You clearly don't have reading comprehension fucking retarded mouth breather.

>>81199198
>When one physically impossible thing is possible, others should be too.
that's where I disagree. its not black or white, there are shades. Also hasty generalization.

>>81195654
rude

>>81199532

Most movies are about exceptional examples. So I expect characters like this to push the boundaries of what is possible in their respective worlds