What's the worst movie ever? For me it's Jack and Jill.

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Transformers 2. It had Shia Lebouf, and this was back when he was far more aggravating since Hollywood was trying to force him as a leading man. I don't mind him now that he's a silly meme. Additionally, it had terrible humor, action scenes which were meaningless eye rape and a horrendous plot which was established with like two minutes of dialogue. Hands down the worst movie experience of my life. It felt like watching a child play an extremely shit mecha video game for two hours.

>>81178217
Watchmen directors cut. Not even memeing. If ther response you get to a film is you need to read the source material its fucking shit.

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>>81178217

>>81178217
Foodfight

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I'm not even kidding. I've never been so bored in my entire life.

palindromes

safe haven

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>>81178217
some faggot over at full/tv/ actually bought this piece of shit.

Guardians of the Galaxy. I can't even get past the first 15 minutes. I've tried to watch it three times so far and just can't.

>>81178217
Worst movie that isn't some no-budget piece of ass nobody expected anything from would probably be Sausage Party. It's unbelievable that critics reached a consensus that it was anything but garbage.

F4NTASTIC FOUR

>>81178217
Ghost Rider 2

The Room

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by far

>>81178839

jumper was good tbqh

>>81178898
you actually have to watch it not faping to rachel bilson trough the movie

>>81178217
For me? Heh, its the McChicken..

>>81178217
The blair witch project.
Peter jacksons king kong
Dragonball evolution
Antichrist
August underground mordum
Begotten
The smokers
The wicker man remake

There are so many bad films it's impossible to decide on the worst

>>81178945
>/tvck/ will never happen

How has Gili not been mentioned yet?

You know, the one where Ben Afleck hidnaps a disabled dude.

Avatar

>>81178217

I'm a diehard Sandler fan, I even watched Zohan 4-5 times just so I could finally get the humor, no I love legitimately love it, and still quote it

Jack &Jill is irredeemable, it's just fucking horrible

I was forced to sit through some Hallmark channel Christmas movie once. It was the worst movie I ever saw.

>>81178217

it may not be the worst film I've EVER seen, but Iron Sky was fucking horrid

Book of Eli... Biggest piece of shit to have ever graced the movie theaters with its presence.

In Bruges

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>>81178217
Before i seen Dragonball Evolution it was pic related

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If movie is shit i usually just stop watching it. This just happens to be the shittiest movie ive seen in a theater. Since LotR trilogy is still one of my favourites, i managed to get convinced by 2 friends that maybe just the first part was shit. If it hadnt been a full theater and if we didnt have middle row seats i would have left. Needless to say i still havent seen the 3rd part.

The christmas list.

I can't stand 2001: A Space Odyssey. Most boring piece of shit I've ever seen.

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>>81178361
>Brother takes me and my parents to see it.
>No interest in it.
>Takes 70 minutes to get interesting.
He didn't even apologise.

Not even the worst Adam Sandler movie. Going Overboard is a massive piece of shit.

>>81179049
>The blair witch project.
I couldn't imagine what its like to be THIS much of a pleb

Matrix Reloaded

>>81178217
is jack and jill worse than 50 shades of gray 2 ?

>>81178217
Suburban Commando

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>>81178217

I don't care about any other responses - there's a correct answer and that answer is Joseph's Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat.

>>81178527
I have to laugh every time I see somebody criticizing great movies made for us normal people who actually leave our house to interact with other normal people. Fuck these autist cunts in their fedora-wearing asses. It's like some unwritten rule in their pathetic notebook that they have to be miserable at everything, that the world is "shit" and everything they hear or see is "shit" and the agenda of everyone is "shit".

We get it. We watched that South Park episode, too. You have Asperger's Syndrome. Now drink some whisky, lighten the fuck up and seek help for it. You're not the only one in that boat, bucko.

WE rule this board, now. WE decide who's cool and who's not. You rock spiders clinging to the 4chan of the past? The ones that yearn for Bela Tarr marathons while you lick Dorito crumbs off of your fingers and weep for "being born in the wrong generation"? You're archaic. You're ancient fucking history. You've been left behind.

Come out of your basement, you cave-dwellers. Come and celebrate the new millennium by watching Marvel with the rest of us. It's the present year and we have cake. Even though it's a lie.

>>81181074

You fucking what.

Probably Knock Knock, that Keanue Reeves movie. Only film I can remember that made me mad because it was so bad.

Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice

>>81181465
take that back

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Most miserable sit-through

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>>81180781
Third part is even worse

>>81178217
Age of Ultron

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>>81181311
Fucking this. GOTG was a surprisingly enjoyable film, prob best in the MCU. Even my cousin who is prop one of the biggest fedora wearing liberal fucks I know loves it, and he for some reason loves to hate what other people love.

>>81181311
Pasta

Brick

>>81180781
Third movie is a fucking trainwreck. There are no redeeming qualities to it. Not a single good or enjoyable scene. At least Desolation of Smooooooooooog had the 10 minutes with Bilbo and Smaug talking.

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Easily this

>>81181495
No.

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>>81178361
im glad i didnt see it.

>>81178217
I think that might be the saddest picture I've ever seen. I guess sometimes birds get depressed too

>>81178217
Its a tie between Avatar and Birdman. Only movies I walked out on.

>>81178527
I hated it but watched it; my dad was like its awesome! Hes a filthy pleb.

>>81181465
The movie is good though. Batman is all dark and evil what you prefer spiderman thats meant for elementary school kids?

>>81179049
>Peter jacksons king kong
Nowhere near the worst ever.

>>81182053

Your post was written by elementary school kids

>>81181913
I'm glad I didn't pay for it.

>>81178217
Monkey bone

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Pic related.
I can't even describe how shit it is and I've never met anyone who watched it

The last airbender

>>81178217
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.
Yes it may be innovative and something new, but for me it was more like 'Unlikeable Characters: The Movie'

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probably not worst ever but I hated this piece of shit so much

There are movies I've liked a lot less, but "Cabin fever 2" is the most shockingly bad thing I've ever seen.