Why is Amy Schumer so strong now? Would she defeat you in combat?

>>81173851
is that her? fucking disgusting fat bitch

>>81173851
*teleports behind you

>>81173966
*teleBRRAAAPPPss over you*

>>81173851
Can you please stop posting "My 600 lb life" crap in /tv/?

>>81173913
>81173913
it clearly isnt

>>81173851
she looks like my co worker jared

how do i into lunch lady mode

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>>81173851
Good god look at that thiccness

>>81174335
>>/reddit/

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>>81173851
Yeah she probably would. Gamorreans are known for being very tough to fight.

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>>81173851
>>81173851
that pic is a year old

>>81174421
There's no thickness there, that's just pure fridge body. People give chloe shit for having the body of a backliner, but jesus christ amy is so much worse.

If you actually find that attractive then may god have mercy on your soul.

>>81173851
Fuck

She would punch me once or twice, knock me down, fold me like an accordion and peg me

>>81174350
>it clearly isnt
It is?

>>81175138
The difference is that Amy Schumer was super hot at Chloe's age

I work at a printing press. Amy made the cover of mays edition of instyle magazine

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>>81173851
haha op, post the original.

jesus christ you retards just fucking believe everything posted

>>81173851
>swn sit on your face

If she has momentum on her side, sure. That much mass is going to fuck anyone up if it's going fast.

>>81176726

hey amy what type of oats do you prefer

steel cut or rolled?

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>>81176684
Forgot image.

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she's a beautiful plus sized woman, don't photoshop her natural curves.

>>81176772

>le ebin pretending to be retarded is the only way to have fun on /tv/ post

>>81176772
lmao

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>>81173851
>When you're soo thirsty you would
But only if she was the one making the move, and didn't smell.

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why do people insist on posting the retouched version, here is the original, in all her bravery.

>>81173851
fat != strong

>>81176836
>>81176800
>>81176712

>shit joke for someone that isn't even amy schumer

>>81176835
You don't know what thirsty is, get back to me when you fuck an old homeless chick behind a dumpster, I could feel her gums with my tongue ever though she still had a few teeth left.

Why does the whole of America and even further afield have to suffer through what is essentially a mental illness of this woman trying to convince herself and others she isn't a complete hog?

>>81173851
Is the diamond hand posture really the greatest technique used to catch a football?

that's not her, she has a flat ass which is funny

...

>>81174421
Fucking loser

>>81176964
fat angry dyke detected.

Comedy gold amy

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>>81176956
>>81177121

>>81176906
>get back to me when you...
Well that probably won't happen.
The cleanliness is too much of a boner killer, plus I can't imagine myself getting thirstier than a quarter century dry spell.
I have a STICC fetish and I'm a hot-head anti-femshill so Schumer's about as gnarly as I can get, within reason.

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>>81173851

>>81173851
I only care if she can win against my cock

>>81175428
>he big Liz B, who is 6'2 and has gained a lot of weight since she's been out of school, went from 260lbs to 285lbs. She is rock solid and loves to crush and make people feel small.

http://ohyahbro26.deviantart.com/art/Image-639510397

>>81173966
>s-she's fat!

>>81178533
deviant art is still a thing? That garbage side was terrible from day one.