Baykino Appreciation

>>81172518
Like seriously look at Armageddon. It's a practical effects wet dream.

Michael Bay Uses Same Footage In Pearl Harbor and Transformers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIBNB0LPpOc

Transformers 2 Reuses Footage From Transformers 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ads17rVlaAk

End of Transformers 3 & Armageddon. The same.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXaUIDXBTMo

Clonus vs The Island
>"The Island" looks so much like 1979's "Clonus," aka "Parts: The Clonus Horror" that its director says he may seek a federal injunction to stop "The Island's" distribution.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjKeLvwG-5w

Michael Bay had to beg Paramount to make "13 Hours"

>@8:11

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn9bkPNV4JA&t=8m11s


Paramount forces Michael Bay to make Transformers movies

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>>81172518
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what's that movie where he walked out on a presentation he was supposed to be doing?

>>81173028
He's not Jewish though

13 Hours was kino. I don't care what anyone says.

The Rock is entertaining as fuck

"HELLO ROOMSCHERVICH? YOU HAVE ANY DRINKCHS? SCHNACHKS?"

Can't stand transformers but 13 hours was ok

>>81172518
The Rock and Pain and Gain are legit great movies.

>>81172518
If Michael Bay actually gave a shit and applied himself, got a good script and tried to make something of quality appeal outside the 13 year old boy market, he could make some great shit. He has a lot of talent.

>>81173116
bay's Wikipedia says his parents are Jewish and he had a Bar Mitzvah

I literally bought a Sonic after Transformer 4.

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>>81172518
>I unironically think he is a fantastic auteur and is a king of practical effects wherever possible. I'd call his directing style "fevered dream." There is just something about it I love.

Completely and unironically agree with this anon, he's a visual master, and he has a great sense of humor and he knows what his audience wants.

>>81173028
>>81173116
>>81174237
He was adopted, and raised with Jewish Chutzpah, but he's a tall blue eyed Goyim in his blood. The fact that he's not a whimpering kike (like most Jews are, see Woody Allen) but he still received the Jewish rearing, means he can transcend the line of Jew/Goykino, it gives him the ballsyness of a Jew, but the sensibility and eye for cinema of a Goyim.