These films are more kino than /tv/ can comprehend.
why did one of malfoys fat friends turn into a nigger
Is that the Justice League trailer? Because I can't see a thing.
>>81171431
Get a better tv or get the new 4K HDR copies
>>81171402
Got arrested irl. Admitted to doing cocaine in the bathrooms before a goblet of fire premiere in 2005
YA kino or not, its still part of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
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>>81172992
The films are half as jewish as lotr on jdar.ca on average and they falsey listed rickman as a jew
They're no Mousehunt
KINO FRANCHISE
>>81173085
The second half of that grid and therefore the entire thing looks like shit.
>>81173258
>this is what potterbabbies actually believe
>>81173955
>this is his arguement