>vampires can go outside in the sun if they have make up on

>>81171095
>A black man can be a hero.

The whole movie was fantasy OP.

It makes sense. Those niggas just have to put on a lot of sunscreen.

>>81171213
> /pol/ wasting time on /tv/

Shouldn't you be defending the failure in chief?

>>81171274
It was retarded and upset one of the fundamental dynamics of vampires.

>>81171213
FPBP

>>81171283
>someone makes a joke
>you get triggered as shit

Grow some balls lad

>>81171372
Recognise obvious bait pls.

What happened to Stephen Dorff?

>>81171213
>A black man can be a hero.

and ended up being the laziest thing in the sequels and too arrogant to even open his eyes for a scene.

>>81171341
Back to redit kiddo.

>>81171336
Frost is barely a vampire, that's why all the others are constantly shifting on him.

>>81171095

Why did they have to make him fucking Blade's mom anyways? That seemed so unnecessary.

>>81171336

The cg skeleton ending was way more retarded.

>>81171213
fuck off back to your containment board, you filthy horsefucker

>>81172119

Good hair gets you pretty far I guess.

>>81171095
not as stupid as winged skeletons coming out of their bodies. these fuckers had a skeleton inside a skelton. wat. and it was cartoony as fuck when they came out. if they would've done that in the beginning, i would've dropped the movie right away

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>>81171095
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>>81172251
Go back to tumblr.

>>81171492
But some people might think his bait was legitimate and think they're welcome to act that way non-ironically.

>>81173907
So it's best to derail and destroy a thread just to be safe?

>>81171336
t. twilight fag

>>81173979
Couldn't twilight vampires go out in the sun though? Your post makes no sense.

>>81171213
fpbp

>>81173979
how does that make him a twilight fag you retard. Twilight was fucking worse. Vampires sparkle in the sunlight

>>81171095
>>81171336

you got to understand this was made during a time when people weren't bitching about small things like this in movies.

>>81171095
Who the fuck was this guy even? Some asshole turned by accident? From the sexy parties and wild ambitions I figure a hotshot jackass executive who found out about vampires and got himself turned into one for immortality.
Turns out vampires are faggots.

>>81172012
https://youtu.be/oQelKE-aBNg

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>>81171095
I like The Witcher's vampires, where they aren't restricted to the night.

>>81174788
I saw the movie basically as a kid and even stupid me from back then thought that it was fucking retarded to let him walk freely in sunlight.
Hell, even the part where they kill the pureblood and they don't die just because they are wearing clothes and a helmet is fucking stupid.

>>81172012
He's just always been kind of lingering around over there.

>>81175602
cause its treated more like a disease instead of supernatural. Which is why there was a cure, and they had a way of handling their weaknesses. Whistler has a small moment of explaining how it works. Like crosses dont work on them and shit, so itd make sense that they can find loop holes of going into daylight with sunscreen and protective gear

Vampires can walk around in sunlight anyway, didn't you read Dracula?