Why isn't she Lara Croft?

Because SJWs wanted someone with pancake tits rather than staying true to the source material

That's a good question. I thought her popular sitcom would've amounted to something.

>>81168680
because it's not 2005 and she's old as fuck now.

>>81168712
better someone with pancake tits than someone without any tits at all. Robin is literally flatter than a skinny dude

>>81168680
For some reason she looks to me like the most plane generic "pretty" girl in the industry. Everything about her looks and manners seem completely boring to me.

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>>81168680

Why is she not Lara Croft?

No really, why isn't she Lara Croft?

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I'll just leave this here

>>81169050
her head is too small

>>81169050
Bitch doesn't even have trigger disapline.

>ywn be that couch

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Is this unrealistic expectations for women

>>81168680
>mfw a guy who lifts has bigger pecks than Vikander and Smulders and can probably act better than them

>>81168680
my dick
sorry don't really care about television or film

>>81168712
are you implying she doesnt have pancake tits? lol

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Why isn't she Lara Croft? I know about acting 'n shit, but look a that bod.

The only reason to get an actress with small tits to play the role is if they got an actress who could do most of her own stunts like how Tom Cruise does his so they don't have to use ridiculous CGI. Only then would I accept it because otherwise the movie shouldn't be serious enough to cast based on acting ability alone since it is a fucking Lara Croft flick. Like even if you get a medium boob girl, you can use women bra magic to make her look like >>81169258 so there is really no excuse.

>>81169353
lmao she looks nothing like Lara Croft, she would be better for an arab hijab role than Lara Croft

Doesn't even lift.

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>>81169050
Whats wrong with her face?

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>>81169050
>>81169258
Its based off of reboot Lara from the Rise of the Tomb Raider series.

>>81169468
It doesn't have my cum on it

>>81169046
she would actually be a good choice, as much as i hate her show

>>81170923
except she's too fat for the role

>>81171071
lel what a gay

how about an actual British girl like lily Collins

>>81171103
nah nigga, you're confusing two different things.

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>>81169050
kira would have been perfect for the role

>>81168680

Robin could have played Lara maybe 10 years ago.

>>81169046
Her tiddies are too big. They would drag her down

>>81169353
>>81169433
emily rataikovsky is partially jewish

>>81169468
Her eyebrows were drawn on.

>>81169402

>actress
>doing all her own stunts

top kek, anon. Only men do that.

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Why isn't she Lara Croft?

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>>81172460
too distracting

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>>81172613
Isn't that the point of Lara Croft?

>>81172613
felt so bad for her when she was in bed crying all by herself, how the fuck could scott go from banging her to being with fucking chloe the most useless person on the ship

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>>81172613
It's funny how Hollywood Jews are so busy pushing their liberal agenda that they're not even money hungry anymore. Sexualizing buxom women used to be a staple of the industry because it put asses in the seats. There's a reason why some random 14 year old on Dr. Phil became an overnight celebrity and got her own tv show, because curves sell. When Hollywood realizes this and stops pushing these boy bodied "women" they'll make a lot more money.

>>81173101
good grief, she may be worse off than moretz